>Actual true story inbound: >be me >71 at the time >beta grandpa loser who can't get laid before life will take him >pathological fear of women since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 61 at this time >my sister is crazy and really wants to date someone >>announces that she's "seeing someone" >doge and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude along >tall, scrawny manlet with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my doge and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >doge tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes back >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a church girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this church girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation of my sister who is on the phone >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my doge this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my doge predicted exactly how sis third relationship would go down