Im literally shitting water with a little bit of poop every minute or two...

Im literally shitting water with a little bit of poop every minute or two. It comes in waves like a super soaker but with a heavier flow. It looks like water with tiny bits of poo chunks in it. I've shit at least 20 times today, and puked once. What do?

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Drink a gallon of milk, it will replenish the lost nutrients and electrolytes, as well as lost water.

See a doctor

It’s probably intestinal infection. I remember I had that and had to crabwalk out of class after doing what I thought was a fart.

enter hospital.

Water water water. Your body is using the water in your body to flush out whatever is making you sick. Get dehydrated and you'll be worse. Keep putting the water in so you can flush your system and not get dehydrated. You may have to drink small sips at a time to keep from puking it back up, but KEEP DRINKING WATER. And eat easily digestible foods like toast, applesauce, bananas, shit like that. Small amounts at a time

We ordered a pizza and it was an hour late, the hungry howies guy said that the original delivery man got in a car accident so he had to take the pizza to me. He seemed sweaty, and in a hurry, kind a skidish. My wife is sick too. Did we get poisoned?

You in Pensacola?

Nope, michigan.

Don't do it. The lactose in the milk will cause pain and trigger more liquid shits. Lot of water and electrolyts for you.

Yeah I figured he was trolling. I don't even like milk

Oh, I just moved to Pensacola and it's the only place I've ever seen hungry howies. And yeah, you got poisoned. It's happened to me before. Water and BRAT diet is really all you can do

Do you think the hungry howies guy kidnapped the original guy and took his uniform, poisoned all the pizzas and delivered them to start biological warfare?

You're a fucking patient zero

if Indian
>poo in loo
if not
>find medical help

sorry user you got ass cancer and are rekt.
be sure to leave your door unlocked so they can haul your body out to the dumpster with out a big hassle, its the least you can do

Drink water so you don't die of dehydration and go to a doctor because

are you telling me this wont pass like normal diarrhea?

I got sick like that in mexico. The only time I felt good was when I drank booze. I think it killed whatever was in me

Get some Oxy...

Actually t3s or cheese strings can bung you up pretty good. (Professional junky here)

Sounds like salmonella infection. Been through groß, no fun. See a Doctor!

OP here with an update: Now it's straight water, barley any poo chunks. Clear as when it went into my mouth an hour ago. Am I nearing the end of my torture?

Doesn't sound like it.

You have a norovirus. congratulations. Make sure you clean up everywhere you have pooped or puked with bleach. It will pass after 24 - 48 hours

its called Kolera .... stop eating/play with shit

I had that, Hydrate and stick to the RRR method and you'll be fine. (rice, ramen, root beer)