QUICK! I need a photo of a Switch with cum on it

QUICK! I need a photo of a Switch with cum on it

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Does it have to be printed out or can be on screen?

I don't really mind it just needs to look like cum

let me guess. you are a teenager who plays first person shooter games who doesn't like nintendo because they actually make creative games that are fun, and not just rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty?

No, a friend of mine forgot his switch at my place and I want an excuse to keep it for a couple more days

you are forgiven, user.

Just cum on it and take a picture...

>creative games
>the same three 35-year-old shit franchises

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Do you still need it?

same lovable characters, in very different games.

you reek of first person shooter edgy teenage piss and monster energy drinks.

And you’re a faggot bish that likes instant gratification, dumbed down mechanics, and pretty colors. I own a switch and gameboy and da and 3ds and wii and GameCube before you bish about me. Higher the skill cap the funner in a competent persons opinion unless they’re an art fag.

kiss my benis u fag

Yes

i think most normal people would disagree with you and would rather play mario kart or animal crossing than whatever "high skill cap" geek shit you are talking about.

but someone who plays video games for 6 hours a day or more with no social skills would probably agree with you.

Topkek, they renewed nothing

He will literally kill me, he's that kind of guy

I'll see what I can do
How much do you want?

>muh nostalgia
fucking boomers

>Switch I need a photo of a cum with QUICK! on it!

i'm 26 and I play video games for less than 2 hours a week, not as a hobby or an addiction like you spergs.

Heyy! he was behind of this..!

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A reasonable amount of a young male that ejaculates 7 times a week