How would Kirby fare in the World of Darkness?

How would Kirby fare in the World of Darkness?

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Everything is fine until Kirby's cake gets knocked over.

Who would be the one to do such a thing, though?

Traditionally Dedede. Things just spiral from there.

>Dedede manages to fuck up so badly that Kirby ends up in an alternate cosmology
>with a ruined cake
Someone's going to die.

it'd be okay until he ate so many Orks he could harness their latent abilities and literally will the universe into either some nightmarish demiplane or a utopia full of food and sweets. Possibly both.

wrong setting, Khorne.

Or some magefag fucks with his friends

haha sorry I'll just leave thi-BLOOD AND SKULLS

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No mage can possibly be that stupid.

Poyo?

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and yet, off the top of my head I can think of like 4 that were. All dead.

Well, Magolor is still alive at least.

There is no darkness with that face around.

Kirby can eat anything.
Redcaps can eat anything.

Pink is kinda like red.

Both have a rage simmering at their heart that drives them to destroy.

Is Kirby just a redcap with great shapeshifting powers?

Defeated by El Hermano

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He's the Tzimisce antediluvian.

>Defeats El Hermano
Fixed.

Probably because he ate that darkness.

>Is Kirby just a redcap with great shapeshifting powers?

No quite the opposite. It's assumed RedCaps have enough glamour to disguise them. Kirby doesn't have that luxury.

>How would Kirby fare in the World of Darkness?

I think surprisingly well.

>Kirby doesn't have that luxury.
Don't think he really needs it, either way.

Poyo!

Not really. Kirby's pretty nice if you don't fuck with him or his friends.

Kirby is one of the most powerful fictional characters to ever exist. Someone's getting fucked up