Im new don't hurt me
Im new don't hurt me
Joseph Harris
Juan Parker
fuck off
Jayden White
This isn’t the Yea Forums you’ve seen on plebbit son
Carter Butler
Welcome
Parker Green
>new
Fuck the fuck off. You need to lurk for at least 5-10 years before you can post here.
Isaac Peterson
Actually it probably is. They took over years ago.
Nolan Adams
I’m talking about r/Yea Forums because it’s not an accurate representation of Yea Forums so most ultra newfags come here to share greentext and then get berried by porn threads
Jose Gutierrez
When i was new on Yea Forums I made the same type of thing as you and made a thread announcing that I was new, ended up getting a butthole with googly eyes and a snuff video, I wonder what you will get?
William Jenkins
Kill yourself.
Logan Martin
Gavin Turner
There is so MUCH porn
Michael Smith
Yeah but ironically that's more reflective of true b. Since the bots took over b is about 90% softcore porn. So depressing.
Colton Adams
yeah, the porn threads kinda ruin Yea Forums. i miss the old days, and im sure reddit fags are confused when they come here and just see a ton of porn
Nathaniel Robinson
The saddest thing is that so much of b is now clueless underage perpetually horny newfags, they not only have no idea how to fight back, but they don't even realise that they should in the first place.
Henry Cook
I like to believe that oldfags finally grew up and I’m just eternally stuck here.
Lincoln Gomez
Who said he hasn't been here that long. That range of time is still newfag territory. And it doesn't even make any fucking sense.
Christian Torres
Joshua Miller
The oldfags moved to pol, and then when that got taken over during the 2016 election they moved on somewhere else again. Unfortunately I missed the boat and can't work out where they went (they kept it coded so the spooks couldn't follow). Sounds like you missed the first boat, but yeah there are a few of us still around, wandering aimlessly
Ryder King
king arthur
Luis Rodriguez
Why not train us new fags?
Yea Forums boot camp
A good army needs conscripts too, not only generals!
Brandon Flores
Because this is still Yea Forums, our anonymity means no-one will listen, let alone believe. Plus we're older now we simply don't have the time and energy to pour into trying to fix this place.
To even start we would need nothing short of a war. I can tell you what needs doing, but you would need a small army to even stand a chance. Oh and it has been tried, all attempts so far have failed, and at least one I witnessed was a war that lasted for days...
Lucas Clark
What the war are you talking about? It really doesn't take much to change this board. It doesn't take an army maybe like 1 or 2 people at most.
Nathaniel Carter
You are catastrophically wrong. You try stopping all the death threads like fb ig and wwyd etc etc
Nolan Sullivan
I'm in
Aaron Fisher
lurk more faggot
Christian Martinez
Nigga I could if I wanted to. That's just the thing though I don't want to. If I tried to spam each and every fb/ig thread until they gave up it would take hours and I wouldn't be able to post anything else. But, I have singlehandedly murdered some other less active porn generals on here before. If I had maybe one other person to help me and a free day where I don't want to do literally anything else, I could kill FB/IG for good.
Jaxon Evans
I’m up for it