Alright cucks, lets try this again, dont ruin it straight away like you twats did last time, play it cool

No nigger

I want your hot titties

YEET

Wanna come over and we can actually do something fun?

Bingo

Winrar

Fuckin winrar

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Better post results op

Look here if you're going to give me a shit response I'm just going to jack it to your pfp

I been working my way up to the 10 pound dumbells, it isn't easy!

IT WAS MEANT TO BE

When OP post results quickly.

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WANNA FUCK?

My bad, I meant to say nipples.

They make my dingaling stand up

If you show me those hot titties, I'll show u something too ;)

I'll eat you out if you want babe

Show me your hot titties and I'll show you my boypussy

Can I finger you

Sorry that was my stupid, idiot, dummy brother. He has autism.

I NEED FUCKIES

Bingo #2

DUBS BABY

lmfao i love that

Sorry it takes me a while to reply, I have to select images of storefronts...

I changed my mind, I was never interested in you anyways.

Show feminine benis

Did you really your name rhymes with semen?

Fuck me... you guys are so autistic, do you guys even want her to reply?

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Thanks man, legit made myself laugh in bed while typing that... quite proud.

I love you sexy

Ugh. My gf just dumped me.

Wanna see her nudes?

yall should be more subtle, virgins

My friend took my phone lol
Sorry about that

Have you ever fingered a boypussy?

Just sayin m8 I got 2 dubs in a row now I don't plan on stopping. Now say "Can I eat you out?"

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Check em

F

I just playin... with myself.

I wanna finger you so bad

You guys are FUCKED, she unmatched lmao, but not to worry i have another girl i just matched with, imma get the convo going for a sec then imma give you guys the reigns, just try not to fuck it uo royally this time

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Op is a faggot

she'll never reply lol

Diarrhea

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what kind of nigger faggot types nd instead of and. fuck you op

Have any pics of your dogs asshole?

Can I add you on sc?

*pussy* I'm not sure why boipussy typed lol

I love how this response is right under the “my brother took my phone” excuse. Absolute perfection. This thread is *Kisses fingers* perfect.

THREE IN A ROW BB

ASSMASTER!!!

Ask for a picture of her dogs asshole

Winrar

Hey baby, very horny

Hey master horn dog here. Lemme plow yo ass

I’ll have you know I’m a HUGE Rick and Morty fan

What's the grossest thing that ever happened to u?

I one time has to take a shit on a boat and missed and slipped on my shit.

Lol. My mom had to clean my underwears!

Now u go!

Almost trips means 1 free reroll

I would #love if I could see your #nipples

Balls.

Again... Gotta try

you smell nice

Rollin for Jane's bum

New chick is taking a while to respond, were gonna start over with her in a hot minute

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Hey I've got a pretty big Weiner. Wanna see?

I’m not too sure why, but when I woke up this morning, there was goo on my danger flute.

123

Sorry that was my autistic friend Chad

123 in the chat guys

"hey girl, are you a spoon? Because I bet if I slather you in peanut butter my dog would lick you until you cum"

Okay let's be honest I think you're fucking sexy. I know you get a lot of creeps but please let me see your body.

Hi there, I love walks 9n the beach and long chats by the fireside and all that shit. Wanna fuck? You gotta bring the rubbers cos I ain’t payin for that shit.

Winrar

+1

yes

Hi my rash cleared up ;)

Alright boys, start a new, all previous dubs dont count, dont be too harsh or she just not gonna respond

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holy shit

Hi I like your smile. I would like to smell your hairs.;)
I have autism.

would "I can be your John Stamos" be subtle enough?

Ok so I have this broken beer bottle, I was wondering if you could toss my salad while fingering my urethra with said bottle. Wink wink nudge nudge

you kinda look like john stamos. In a good way (;

Lmao now OP has to do it

Winner!!

Winner!

boards.Yea Forums.org/b/thread/794756539#bottom

Look I think you're sexy, I'd fuck and marry you, and kill a spider in the shower to protect you. Haha I like your breasts btw

Well you’re fucked op.

f

Triple dubs you have to follow through on this one OP

WINNER

winrar

I think I'm in love with you baby

I'd like to pop your molly. Get it? *ba dum tiss*

I have never seen a girl as stunning and beautiful as you naked. I'm sorry for being a creep but I need your breasts. You're stunning

You guys are never gonna get a response out of these thots if you keep being ridiculous

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Lol yeah Stamos is pretty hot. I once blew this guy who had a Stamos tattoo.

Tell her that you just got kicked out of the house because your parents caught you pissing in the couch cushons again

do you like kittenplay? i like kittenplay uwu

It’s not gay to eat your own cum, only someone else’s, right?

Ahhh shit sorry. I meant to send that to this school girl I am msging lol.

I would kill to see breasts like yours

I am doing this for fun and fucking with you so i can get nudes so can you just send them already?

Roll

Winnnnner

Lol

It's TRUE, jesus why is Yea Forums so brainded, still jokes though

Since you appear to be ignoring me, I will post again and the dubs will bless me yet again. "Hey girl, are you a spoon? Because I bet if I slathered you in peanut butter my dog would lick you until you cum"

Look I just really think you're stunning. I'm a virgin. I've never seen breasts and you're so perfect. Please let me see. I'm sorry.

Sorry, my stupid brother typed that when I went to the bathroom

>i have autism

idk why this got me, but it did

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Tell her she's pretty

Winrar

Why are you guys like this...

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Tits for dick?

Rage some more fagg

WINNNNNER

sorry my little brother hijacked my phone when I went to take a shit!
I am back now and 10 pounds lighter!!!

U r cute
Eat my ass =)

Anyway, tits for dick?

I keked pretty hard too

Ask her if she will be home alone around 4am tonight

Hi. I am on your local sex offenders list. The children can vouch for me ;)

Winrar

Checked

bro just say that it was your autistic brother

^write that whole thing

Wanna be my baby girl? You can lick my lollipop and we can play touchy lickie time!

Sorry that was my mom - can we start over?

If you had to fuck your mom or your dad who would it be and why?

Quads almost damn, reroll

Not doing this one cause its not intended for the chick

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you tryna get laid or just on thot patrol?

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There will be no more ladies left in the local area if you don't reform

Double dubs says so

Ask her if she's ever had someone weld her vagina shut

reroll

I'm going to kill my family tonight.

the winky face fucken got me ;D
Well played you dumb cunt user!

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YOU FAGGOTS FINALLY GOT A RESPONSE, WELL PLAYED, ALL DUBS BEFORE THIS POST ARE INVALID, START AGAIN TO KEEP THE CONVO ROLLINH

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bitch boy. you out of ladies?

Roll

Thot patrol but tryna mess with them a lil bit first for the memes

show us some molly pics. if she replied to that trash she must be autistic in appearance

Roll

Link her to this thread

it was my autistic mother sorry

I’m Hispanic bro

ANSWER ME YOU RANCID WHORE!
sorry i act out when ppl ignore me because of my illness.
I have autism.

Trips of truth

Winner winner nigger dinner

winrar

dont respond girl.. just take my 11 inches

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Sorry that was my friend.

Have you ever eaten your cum

Then meet me. I wanna take you out on a date.

Winrar

"don't speak just shit on my face ;D"

Creampie my boipussy

this is dubs. you might as well tell her about how hispanic you are

LOL JOKING
I am not going to kill my family tonight.
Some people don’t get my humour.
I have autism.

yoooooo

Do it op

"Or you could come over at 8 and suck my cock dry then we never talk again. Either is good for me"

OP THIS

doobles

Nah.

OP, just go. too many autists in here.

Or do this.

Yo wtf guys

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OP DO IT

op is slow and homosexual

Can I see your girl parts?
I am interested in them.

I see, well you just past the test, this universe is nothing but a illusion if you let me I can break you free and help you truly be

"wanna hear a black joke"

THE DOUBLE DUBS OVER RULES THE DELETION. THE DOUBLE DUBS STAYS

kekekek

The whole point is to fuck shit up and get the keks

Op is way too based wtf

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LOL JK
that my humour! :D
Wanna watch me masturbate?

MODS

u finna get dabbed on?

this lil gaffot is making a very reasonable point

I NAMED YOUR VAGINA "MY FAMILY"

you ready for that?

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If she replies again NO MATTER WHAT, you must ask for her SSN

Do you believe in Germans ?

Poopy butt

Roll

roll

This

...

Love this, need it.

rolling

So wanna fuck?

I'm kidding btw

roll

"and by my family I mean you and everyone you care about"

Show bobs and vegana pls

winrar

...

...

Based user saved OP

And by kidding I mean horny.

Sad winrar

gay dont do that
winner

WITH MUH MASSIVE ERECTION ;D
perhaps you can save them???

Odds she responds?

what app is this?

Add
I have autism.

Roll

this

DOUBLE DUBS STAYS
>DOUBLE DUBS STAYS
DOUBLE DUBS STAYS
>DOUBLE DUBS STAYS

>"I like niggers in my asshole."

Come one I want one trips

I bet you smell good.

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gay don't do this
winner

Ffs you guys arent gonna get me anywhere

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bumble

basically white girls want power so they made it so they have to message you first after matching
also has timer of 24 hours to respond

wanna cuddle with me afterwards? uwu

Fucking saved maybe?

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.?

fuck almost trips

lmao

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Found the incel

I wanna slowly pluck each individual pube from your body and eat them

Don’t worry I will be attentive to your female needs. I don’t mind if you are having your monthly Menzies.

roll

JK. But show me your boobs?

She gone

POOPIE BUTT

rrrrrroll

That’s my humour.
I have autism.

Reroll

Post link to thread and move on

Hi this is your local police department, we have recently discovered an underground prostitution ring on this app and are here to notify you that you are in immediate danger. Please uninstall this app and run the biggest magnet you can find all over your phone to prevent the app from tracking your location.

reroll

roll

if this works...

women are officially down with retards

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And by kidding, I mean....can you please call the cops? I'm losing my mind and I'm about to kill myself. I have a gun and I'm ready.

I was planning on having you over so I could murder you, but you didn't fall for my trix.

Bye.

say "bumble exists because bumble white girls want power so they made it so they have to message you first after matching
also has timer of 24 hours to respond"

What is your bra size? Guess my dick length. Lmao. I won't tell m8.

POOPIE BUTT

Wait, is it true that you dated a black guy? Fucking gross, cya.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rereroll

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lmao

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yep ok op you gotta say this

Do it

ANSWER ME YOU RANCID WHORE

Austistic winrar

Rolllll

Guys chill tf out, shes not respondjng fast and you fags are hitting dubs left right and center

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I'm gonna bust a nut in your left ear you fucking mongoloid

Quads

Roll because fuck it

rollin this

yeet

"Oh not to be weird tho, I'm gonna need to know what shampoo you use"

It’s so nice to finally be matched with a white chick. Those blacks keep sealing all my shit.

Rolling

thats what she wants to be hit left right and center

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Kill yourself nigger

WINNER

Oof

WINRAR!!
do this one op!

DO NOT WASTE MY GODDAMN DOUBLE DUBS AGAIN OP

But really I'm horny

U are fat lol

is your mother single?

dubs here btw post it

I am the holy 0 trips and I say to end this

ROLLL

I'm just here for the dubs

Roll

This

Rollykins

Did tinder get an overhaul?

WINRAR --

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

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Why tho, you guys are actually autistic

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DUBS ARE OUT OF CONTROL. OP YOU GOTTA TALK TO TWO GIRLS AT ONCE SO YOU CAN DIRECT ALL THIS ENERGY SOMEWHERE. OPEN TINDER TOO

This is rollll

I’ll get on that

I think I must really like your face or something.
I don’t normally sperg like this.

Either that or I just gotta jack off more.
Wanna help??. :D:D:D

Nice

Rolleroo

Roll

Dubs

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

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My peen peen aches for you. I wanna make you produce thick red bum sauce all night. Please let me suckle on your vagina for 6 hours straight.

yes

holy shit I can't get dubs for shit today

you have any other matches?

rolling

Epic level autism achieved

We're trying to save it op

What does it look like on the bottom of your feet? Would it tickle if i rubbed my butt there?

WINRAREEEEEEEEEEE

trips is a go no matter what

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Trips not dubs

Fuckin kek

Waste

New whore pls

if dubs affirms trips there is nothing op can do

Peak
Autism

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Checked

That a poem I wrote for my university literature course.

OP you reckless god. how has she not unmatched

>>YOU MISSED ONE OP

/Thread

FUCKING KEKEKEKEK

Roll

OP is unironically a faggot if he doesn't count that

she literally thinks you are retarded at this point lol

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That’s just a small poem I wrote while I looked at your beautiful face, my member proudly standing to attention; it’s veiny mass throbbing to your perfection.

wtf is this image