Confess

Sending lewds and nudes back and forth with a married woman on snapchat. Knew her before she was married. She's coming over tomorrow and if we fuck I won't regret anything. Her husband is a dick.

I'm arranging to have my wife fuck her brother in law I hope to use it to convince him to let me unload in his wife I also suspect he is a Loki lover obsessed over pictures of the girls when they were younger and wanted to fuck my wife back in hs they have 10 years between them

Preppy was a little bit more cucked, but yeah pretty much.

Used to fuck a college girl she went insane called me her first love wouldn't meet up for sex to make up so i dumped my wife on her lap

>>Molested a child a while back
>>She wanted me to give her a baby when she got old enough
>>Get off on the thought of her swallowing my cum and our unborn daughter being fed my load
>>Wish she could have been a 15 year old pedomon teaching our daughter to suck daddies dick
>>Possibility of a son complicates fantasy

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Pray that you are never burdened with the nightmare that is my co-worker. I'm gonna call her "Donna". She's really uptight. One time she caught me telling this guy in accounting about my various sexual exploits, how I get more ass than a toilet seat, that kind of thing. She said that kind of talk isn't "workplace appropriate". Violating my first amendment rights.

So I got a bunch of hardcore porn mags, drove by her house at night, and shoved them in her mailbox. See how the prude likes that.

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Did you point out their similarities to Mystery Inc, or did you just chuckle about that comparison to yourself in between fellatio and cunnilingus?

I didn't realize it till about 2 hours ago.

>buds bday
>hit up beach bars
>get drunk
>friends start leaving
>offer my hotel room
>now let’s get really fucked up
>close out bars, they can barely walk
>his wife crashes on my bed, he crashes on the bathroom floor
>she is dead out
>slide hand under shirt feel dem titties
>had myself a grand ol time

Honestly though, could you give us more of a description? Was it really two guys, two girls, and their dog? What made them similar to the Scooby Doo gang? Were they all in the same room, or is this different times?

kik?

I nearly fucked my best friend from highschools wife tonight.

Why didn’t you?

9196054865
Leah (last name in voicemail)
Dyke thinking she some kind hussler.
Well they get raid, caught with Wacky Cracky, some good old Heroin, paraphernalia that could circle your turn.
Obviously arrest. BUT gets out 6-7 hrs later with no more being charged. How?!?? Because of a "good Lawyer".
But 'surprising' 2 big deal..... Er I mean "Street Pharmacists" get a raid and arrested.
Stitching hard.
Also talked mad Shit about Yea Forums.

So Revenge time
Revenge how?
Just by calling none stop.
9196054865

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Different times. In order of sucking, fred, Velma, scoob, Daphne, shaggy. They didn't have relations to each other, but they acted like them and had same hairstyles (with the exception of the dog.)

I was Rugrat fighting with my best friend. I choose Tommy, but his favorite was Chuckie. We got kinda out of hand and starting pushing each other around. His little sister (sort of a Lil type) walked into the room and got in the way. I accidentally bumped into her and she fell back, hit her head on the TV. Broke the monitor and probably hurt her too. Knocked her unconscious. I panicked and ran out. Nobody knew I was there, and I paid another friend of ours to say I was with him all afternoon, so my first friend would have to explain the situation all by himself.

When I was a kid I had a neighbor that paid me to drink a glass of their cum every week.

I didn't even realize it was sexual until I was a teenager, and then I assumed I'd get in big trouble if anyone found out and had crippling anxiety because of it (I wasn't a particularly bright child).

I've never told anyone in real life about it.

I didn't because I just couldn't fuck their marriage up because we were both emotionally fucked up and horny.

So are you bisexual and into dogs?

Also, I also found Daphne the most attractive, even before she was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

>be me
>10th grade
>walking home from a D&D session
>its dark and a school bully finds me
>starts mugging me because im a weak peace of shit
>brakes my phone and other shit
takes my wallet
>spits on me
>reallyfuckingmad.smc
>i slash at him with a box cutter i had in my pocket
>he is startled and trips on a cinder block
>hits his head
>doesn't stand up but is still awake
>"your so fucking dead user"
>i shit my self but see a opportunity
>kick his head to the cinder block
>he passes out
>keep kicking is head
>theres blood pouring from his head
>start running home
>throw my shoes in a river on the way
>sneak in to bed and try to forget about what i did

She’s just gonna fuck someone else. You fucked up, forbidden pussy is the best pussy.

cousin 16, asked me and other cousin, both m 11 if we wanted to see him jerk off. we both said sure and he told us to get naked. we sat on his bed while he spat a huge wad of spit into his hand and started jerkin off. he was at it for a couple mins when i started to get bored, so i hopped off the bed to grab the nes controller that was on the floor, ( we had been playing games up until then) and the second i bent over he grabbed my hips, smashed the head of his dick in my crack, shot a huge load that went all over my cheeks and rubbed his head in my crack for a few seconds. my other cousin was just staring at us. i reached over and felt my ass was all wet and "ew wtfed" and wiped it off with his bed sheets. happened a couple other times between us but he offered me some money in exchange cuz i wasnt really into it, but he never hurt me when he did it, just rubbed between my cheeks, and i kinda enjoy when he massaged my cheeks when he did it. ama

Nice try FBI

Yeah I'm bi, but I did the dog as a bet.
>never again

Maybe who knows. But I will tell you this he would have walked in on it since it started just before he got home.

My mom was going out with this guy I really didn't like. Really bad jokes, and just sort of a lame demeanor, trying to get me to invest in the stock market and stuff. I no longer live at home, so it's not like I'd have to put up with his stuff every day, but his daughter is hot, and I don't want to be her step-brother.

I looked for some dirt on the guy, and discovered he was in a Wham! cover band in college. They still had some videos on their old Youtube page. I created a sock e-mail account and sent my Mom the video of him singing "Faith", dancing, so that she'd think he's gay and or lame, just like I see him.

It backfired. She actually found it cute and endearing. They got engaged a couple months later, and they're talking about him singing at the wedding.

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My little brother was sleeping and i plugged his phone into my laptop and stole all of his gfs nudes and some pornos they made

My sister needs to start stalking me again. But instead she's dating someone else. God damnit, I miss incest.

Geez. How many Reeses Pieces did you win with that bet? I hope you got the taste out of your mouth.

Did the dog, you know, finish?

Listened through the bathroom wall to my roommate getting ass fucked by her boyfriend in the shower. Jerked off right in the hallway and several times after imagining it was me stuffing her backdoor. She made so many great noises in there.

Yeah, got like $300 for it. Tis was the bet.

Did you buy a Scooby Snack shot to wash the taste out?

fake and gay

They still make those?

There's this place called the Rusty Mullet in Hollywood, they got some great specialty shots there. You could probably find a bar that could make them, if you tell them how.

G-g-guys, what happened to the white chapel guy? He usually would have posted by now. Do you think that he is ok?

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

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Hes a professional killer his life doesn't revolve around these threads

So rape? Or just touched her tits?

did he do the same to your other cousin? how far did he push things?

Wrong either way.

I got a hand job from myself in the men's room of an Arby's.

naw after we cleaned up we continued playin games. the other times he did it was with me alone, idk if he ever did anything with my cousin, but i dont think he did. 1st time after the bedroom incident we were alone (his parents worked afternoons and id come over to watch pokemon n shit after school) he asked if i wanted to see him jerk off again and i told him i wasnted interested, then he offered me $5 and me being 11 thought that was a lot of money so i said ok, i got nude at his request and kneeled down on his bed with my ass in the air and he spit in his hand, i told him i didnt want his spit on me so he grabbed some lotion and used that instead, then he did his thing, spread my cheeks apart and rubbed his head along the length of my crack then shot his load all over my cheeks, cleaned up, gave me the money then we continued with our day, second time was pretty much the same thing except it was on the couch in his living room and massaged my cheeks a little more, which i kinda enjoyed, happened maybe twice a week for a couple months

did u report him? are you still in contact with this person
?

what's the going rate for that kind of thing?

Didn't make a report. No trouble.

If anyone found out what/who I really am then I will an hero or at least live in exile. I could never live knowing they know and face them, it would be best for everyone. I know it sounds like 10yo emo kid shit but it is my accepted reality and I have come to terms with it. There are things that love and apologies can't change/fix.

If there are things you love, then there's something worth living for.

Needs more details

Five guys routinely gang rape my wife while she's drugged.

If the love isn't mutual the it's not really love imo. I honestly love everyone except myself, because I am the only one who really knows me. If people still want to love the real me then it doesn't really matter if Im still alive or not, but I'm not sticking around to find out.

I stay in the elevator, all day, waiting for conversation with strangers stuck with me. Been thinking about sabotaging the elevator somehow, forcing us to be trapped. Maybe I'll even get a boyfriend this way, because it's a pretty common fantasy.

being raped in an elevator is a common fantasy?

Back when Craigslist was still a good place to find hookers, I found a black hooker staying in a sketchy motel in my town. I snuck out early and contacted her. She demanded a pic of my cock, which I sent. It was clean.

I met her in the room and went down on her and her pussy was the best thing I ever tasted. I then fucked her and came and then she called her pimp or whatever and it was a total turnoff and I felt bad for days that I cheated on my wife and i'll never do that again and I'm sorry Elizabeth.

Nah, a lot of guys would like a beautiful woman all to themselves in the elevator.

I post clothed photos of girls on Yea Forums

so what happened after? what was the final say in the following invesigation? news source? fucking larping faggot.

I'm a communist and a bi male. Although I dislike right wingers, my ultimate fantasy is to have a very right wing man make me and my gf his slaves. I have very hardcore fantasies of me being strongly dominated by neonazis, trumptards, free marketeers etc.

>free marketeers
authentic "communist" right here boys

I pee all over the city and don't flush, marking my territory like a dog.

Are you me user, cause you are me

what's the problem?

us lefties must be naturally submissive

you're taking the concept of "fake and gay" a bit literally

Most likely we are, I don't think righties realise how right they are when they call us cucks and soy boys lmao

in communism there are no individuals, everyone is everyone and everyone is no one

Here you go sissy

m.imgur.com/a/UD8FbWO

Oh my god, fucking going to be pumping it to this for hours. Thanks so much!

realistically why on earth would I tell such a mundane lie

soviet communism perhaps, but marxist communism is radically individualistic

these are excellent, I need to find a right winger to fuck me

I want a right winger to force me to wear a MAGA hat as I suck his thick cock. Calling me a commie fag

I've got a gnome fetish.

Good girl (male). Make daddy proud and cum on your face for me

I don't understand

I fucking love these

I'm planning on consuming coke to forget about my imaginary Yea Forums gf

I film my co-workers going to the bathroom for masturbatory purposes

Was in a fwb relationship with buddy’s gf before, during and after their relationship. Got head and fucked but never told him since he never even got anything out of her.

i staged my facebook getting hacked to spread my nudes

m or f? how old were you and how did people react?

Also post one.

for like 3 months after my mom married my stepdad I would go into the shower and piss and cum into his shampoo.

He's bald now.

I took a crap on my lawn to see what my neighbor's dog sees in it. Not worth it.

are you a dude?

M and it was only a few days ago

post a nude?

Pic of her?

Fucking retard, you're suppose to crap in their yard, not yours.

I have a sexual relationship with a cousin.

The only thing I have left of my father is a yo-yo. I don't even remember what he looks like. But I remember that yo-yo, so cool. It lit up and made this neat whistling sound up. Eventually it stopped lighting up. Then a while later, it stop whistling. I still keep it though.

I got a woman really turned on and she sent me a video where she admits molesting her two daughters. Cute woman, too.

Video?

Pic of her?

pussy

i am

(._. ) deleted the nudes i had cause of another situation

Last time someone displayed enough disgust that I'm posting it again for giggles.

>have wife.
>move back to home county for work for a year.
> have goth friend from school.
>she's a known slut with big titties.
>go out drink with her and friends
>she suggests that I'm "fuckable"
>evening ends, I walk her home because its on the way
>get invited in, talk about my marriage which is 90% awesome but is pretty much lacking a sex life.
>she tells me I need to work off my sexual frustration
>offers to help me do it.
>kissing begins, wild sex ensues. Have her screaming “fuck me daddy”
>we part ways
>she kills herself about six months later. All I can think is "well that secret is safe"
>six years later divorced wife on unrelated issues. She never knew. Also turns out a friend of mine was carrying a torch for the goth too.

how old are daughters

3 and under 1....

She has an exposed festish but I'm worried a pic could get ME in legal shit too

Zoiks

45 & 50

It cant

Details and the vid would be great

Fucking kek

it could. For reasons.

she had the 3yo lick her.

She let the baby's father cum on her and held her onto his dick. Also tasted her.

Neither kid live with her anymore.

Thats amazing even with the lack of details. Pedo moms are the best

lol even the father is a paedo, i guess they attract each other

kys

it's the era of the Internet. Pedos meet on Yea Forums or Tumblr or whatever and have families. Guessing there's gonna be a LOT of messed up kids in the current generation.

How do you live with yourself?

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I was this guy of course I have no shame

Every generation has a lot of messed up kids. The more things change the more they stay the same.

I once begged my older sister to peg me with one of her dildos :|

I’m giving up on porn, it’s ruining my drive. Have tons of pics saved for no reason. Prob can’t even get hard without a pull anymore. Haven’t had sex in so long anyway.

>unborn daughter being fed your load
I guess your a paedo an a retard, huh

maybe. But I'm guessing lots of kids were abused by daddy and then got rescued when mommy found out.

Now daddy and mommy met on a loli thread and raised their kids partly to fuck. Bit different.

I've always had a massive boner for goth girls ever since school. By the time I actually got laid, the goth fad died, and then whatever little trend remained died as well.There are some goth girls left in bigger cities nearby, but most of these are married and/or near my age (30-ish), which is a bit of a turn-off.

What are her initials?

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

>I fucked my best friend cousin
>Anal a little harlee quin
>fucked another one of his cousins
>"all my cousins are horny hamster"
>fast foward to weekend party
>DP his damaged cousin
>she charging him for rape
>how long has he been fucking his cousin?
>Im captian save a hoe

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I have mental problems that i hide. I was never diagnosed but i know theyre there and i feel like i should tell people but im scared of looking crazy. Like i constantly dont know exactly what i say or done or if it happened in a dream so im constantly like did i do that ir did i say that? I space out and talk to myself all the fucking time

>My ex is currently in a relationship with a guy
>I went to a party my gf and she know it
>Afterwards suddenly without saying a word she blocks from everywhere

Is she pissed off?

who's she fucking?

>Word to my god
>Saw a gothic chick in Walmart
>I saw anime twinkling aura
>"WOW...XD"
>She slows downs
>pass by a second time
>"idk,what im doing"

Pretty sure most guys have a huge digital porn collection these days even it doesn't get used a lot. It's just so easy to get. Dont delete it, it might be useful sometime. I have a huge pron collection, might even say I am a hoarder..

> kissed a 14yo girl when I was 18
> still a massive beta faggot, got friendzoned by her
> finally got laid somewhere around 21
> desperately tried to get closer with that one crush with massive failures
> she ceases all contact
> get on with my life
> change several girlfriends
> continue stalking the crush online
> replayed the entire Mass Effect trilogy several times
> two playthroughs were with a female Shepard looking like a goth wannabe
> skin as pale as snow, black hair and lips
> stalk the crush's profile again
> she changed her profile pic to FemShep
> mfw her FemShep looks almost exactly like my FemShep

Why the fuck I am so insane and autistic?

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go for it son

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kys paedo

As far as I know she's only been with 2 guys who are 14ish. She's not a total slut yet. If she's going to have sex it might as well be safe.

NO U

Checktttt

Based ME fan

nah im good m9

took a shit in a cart and rolled it down the aisle

based

Was it in big lots? Aka big logs..

My wife was late to the show for boyfriends and sex as she was a socially awkward teen. She lost her virginity at 26.

Her thing now at 40 is to fuck guys half her age she meets on dating or social apps. The latest one was an 18 year old that took her to bands then rode her hard on the back seat of his peugeot

Sad fag hours

> stalk profiles of girls I used to like
> save pictures
> most of these are just innocent pics
> hoard these on a separate external drive
> don't even use them to fap, just hoard them

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Cuck

>sister gets roofied at bar while out w/ mutual friend group
>with good intentions, decide to go ahead and bring her home
>put her to bed and take off her jacket, and suddenly realize the potential
>heart beating like CRAZY, I started to feel her up
>figured i could pass it as helping her change if she woke up
>but she is out fucking cold and I am horny as shit goin to town on my own sister's titties
>fuck it yolo
>put my dick in her mouth, it isnt good as a blowjob per say, but the mental picture will always be with me in my memory wank bank
>sun starting to rise so i gtfo. My most fucked up fantasy is that she gets roofied again so that I can go further. But I know it probably wont happen.

It’s been ten years since I last I had sex.

oh to be 18 again

no it was pure dumplings

Lmao. He's getting attached is what he's doing. He will cry when she breaks it off.

F

>biggest whores in town
>fucked their stepdad
>moved to town
>just to become free range whores
>sister fight over who enjoyed getting raped
>young sister totally liked it
>Got her drunk,she starts wrestling
>youngest sister enters the room
>pinned in downward doggie
>traumatizing her hard
>realize the red pill in 1999

Wat

I also do this. Was the best thing about Myspace back in the day. Have lots of pics from when they were in their early teens, so 20+ years ago

Here’s one that i think wont get me in any kinda shit

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Yeah, they're rare now. Which sucks. I'm lucky if I can find a girl with a tongue piercing that's worth the drama these days.

Sounds like you won the fight

Fucking hot! Any more? I’m the same user still.

Ive lurked for about a year now and i’ve just started posting. Worried ngl so im testing waters atm. Dw ill still be around to post more of her. Now if only i knew how to make text green

Wow. Moar!

Would love to know what she was like in bed

>how to literally green just do this >

>Please more pics though

We were both virgins but she was horny af. Latina w a skinny body and a fat ass. Wouldnt shave down below but she rode me like crazy. She was extremely sensitive too.

Love unshaven pussy. You got any pics?

Fucked my best friends girlfriend. No regrets. Will answer any questions you Yea Forumsros have.

Context? How’d it happen? Where? Drunk?

Sadly deleted them all. All i got now are normal photos

Pics?

>straight
>like tits, ass, and puss
>like women over all
>like dick
>can't stand the thought of anything beyond friends with a guy

>be horny as fuck one night
>jerking it to rule34 of all fucking things
>load a bunch up
>a few gay things slip in
>feel like jerking off to some gayer shit
>link being ravaged by ganon, for example
>hop on realbooru and shit
>checking for outright gay shit
>hard anal
>spit roast
>gay fucking on beach (live near a beach, which is why specifically the beach)
>that sort of shit
>finish up
>cum everywhere
>immediately regret jerking it to gay porn
>never have these regrets after jerking to straight porn
I've even gone so far as to being horny while in a gay mood, where I unironically signed up for a gay dating site locally, agreed to meet a guy nearby to fuck and be fucked, edging to the thought of it, go a bit far and actually cum, then immediately ruined the entire mood, still went nearby to see if he went (he did), and felt like shit.
I just want to experience something super gay once or so, just to know with certainty that I don't like it, in the hopes of flushing the idea out of my head permanently. But at the same time, I'm always iffy as fuck about it.

Did she lose custody, or is it an arrangement with some family member?

Friends house with a bunch of other mates. Everyone was hammered. Flirted with her and gave her hints. Eventually got her into his bedroom and creampied her.

Is it gay to get your dick sucked by a fag? Asking for a friend

So u literally fucked a bitch, nice. you put the cock in cocker spaniel...

>Had a girl tell me her rape story.
>Says her bf raped her.
>Says they were about to have sex for the first time.
>Says she has a change of heart and says no nevermind.
>He is like fuck that im goin in
>Humps like 3 times then realizes she is laying there limp.
>He stops.
>She calls po po.
>Deadass tries her hardest to get this kid in prison.
>Court found him not guilty.
>I agree with the court.
>I am a bad friend.

When I was in middle school, on the weekends I would wait for my parents to leave the house so I was alone. Then I would strip naked and walk around in the backyard and let my neighbor see and watch me. He usually drops over a $20 each time I did this for him.

$20 seems pretty cheap. how long ago was this?

>25
>still live at home with my dad
>rental property
>dad gets all my government assistance
>I get about $20 a week from it
>too much of a pussy to ask for full amount
>have had thoughts of asking him to give me all of it, then figure out with him how much to pay him for rent/board/whatever so I can save up more money
>he's a fairly buff dude with an even more buff boyfriend
>dad has been abusive to me in the past
>he's the only living relative I have
>know he has no inheritance for me if he dies
>too much of a pussy to get buff or anything to kick his ass

It's only gay if afterward you don't beat him up and tell him he will burn in hell for being a fag

I'm a straight guy that's been looking into doing exercises to get slimmer and to tone my ass and waist to become a trap or something.
Not even as a job, just hobbyist trap myself.
I know hormones are the best bet, but I don't particularly want to ruin my life for a meme.

A few years ago

Pics of you?

he got a good deal, I'd pay $50 if the girls downstairs pulled that shit

Been there my dude
Just push the cunt through a bay window like I did my dad, hasn't stepped up to me since.

Yeah avoid hormones. I was a trap back in the day when that was still a new thing and aging isn't kind to many of us. I came out better than a lot of them but it can suck to have a pair of saggy tits thinning hair and mismatched body parts because you thought you would be like Bailey Jay forever

M/f?

post?

ima dude

My nigga.

Wow. You're a great guy. Your coworkers are so lucky to have you in their lives.

I'm on hrt and this is the fear that keeps me up at night

I have an insane crush on a coworker of mine split with my girlfriend recently and secretly wish my coworker would just leave her bf she always complains about and go out with me

You are a great husband. Lucky woman. Do you ever get drugged up too? Do they do you? Are you sure?

My best friend dousnt know that I've had sex with his mom

>New laws.
>All women from now on must be terminated at the age of 25. If your woman is older than 25, on the first jenuary 2040 it must be executed.
>All girls under 18 must live in specialized structures that will de-humanize them.
>All women aged 18 or older will be deported to specialized structures that will allow men to have sex with them whenever they want and make them pregnant.
>Pregnant women will remain in those specialized structures but men will only be allowed to have anal sex with them.
>All men registered to execution programs (KILL A BITCH or k.a.b.) as executioner will be allowed to terminate women as they want.
>To be a registered executioner to k.a.b. programs, men over 13 will first have to sign a privacy policy and then pay 0.0000000000001 bitcoin for the strumentation they want to use.
>All women found outside any specialized structure will be publicly raped.
>All black men will be brutally executed.

You seem to lack an understanding of male fantasy

Disgusting.

Just a reminder, FBI vigilante hackers are on here and they will try to get your IP address

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My sister watched as her best friend and ki had sex.

Hey buddy, you should come visit more often :)

In GTA 5? Damn, you are the epic gamer Ben Shapiro warned us about.

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Who's ki?

Good luck I'm behind 9 proxies

That joke is older than the kid I came inside

bitch you know who the kai is.

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Of course. So you fucked the kai? Respect!

Have you tried getting drunk with her and seeing what happens?

You fuckin' know it.

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Your address is 928 N Olney St, Indianapolis, IN 46201. I am a hacker from Anonymous. Enjoy your time in the slammer you sick fuck.

I like to stick dildos up my arse but I like to fuck girls.

Bifag here, I recently got to shower with my gf's super cute nephew a couple times. Nothing sexual, but was still kinda fun or at least something new/different.

I've fucked my brother's wife multiple times. He's a cunt.

Hey man as long as they're not your sister then youre still doin aight

Did he steal your lunch money as a kid?

Im in my late 30s. I go to parties where I find the youngest legal girl I can and then I try to convince them to have sex with me.

Your address is 25 Cottonwood Rd, Morristown, NJ 07960. I am a hacker from Anonymous. Enjoy your time in the slammer you sick fuck.

Haha true that, when that happens its the girl who suggests it and its not my sister I promise

>convince
>ill kill you if you dont let me fuck you

I drugged my 19yr old sister in law with some rohypnol from the dark web. I also gave her some benadryl. Once knocked out I ate her pussy, licked her ass hole, and put my dick in her mouth. Worst bj ever lol. I came on her feet after giving myself a footjob. She felt sick the next day, had a headache, and knew somethign had happened because she got so tired. I told her it was prob the wine she had. She was only staying at my place for 2 weeks, I wish I could do it again, I would film it.

Yummy cummy in my tummy

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Something along those lines. He's 8 years older than me and always bullied me. Nutting balls deep inside his wife is a good way to pay him back. They're trying to have children, too.

I am the Quantum Pedophile. I am everywhere and nowhere. The minute your children are alone I will have sex with them.

Fucking her pussy and then cumming deep inside her ass would've been better than trying to give yourself a bj

Ha, thats hilarious, keep going Yea Forumsrother, keep going

I fucked my neighbor's son last week and I dont know how to feel about it

sounds like a good tcap + ghost adventures show concept. id watch it.

Was his ass tight?

I didn't want to penetrate her in case she woke up and realized she has been fucked. Could have been an investigation.

I mean...it's not technically incest, right?

If I get her preggers I doubt anyone will notice, since we look so much alike. It's win win.

it was. I ass blasted him 3 times that night. was really drunk and he came over. some bs lie about his dad needing some tools. long story short we went to the garage and he made his move and I just fucked him.

I like eating my own shit. Don't ask any questions...

Be me user (mid twenties)
In a solid relationship for years.
Sex has gotten way to boring and rare - starts fantasizing- has this dream since I was a teenager to go to elderly home and try to get used by old gay grandpas - never had the courage yet

I have no idea what "rohypnol" is but since you got it from the dark web I was expecting it to be some super strong shit that wouldn't wake her up

Lmao

Technically I guess its not because shes ymthe one fucling you in the arse,l and not the other way round, but its pretty borderline.

I have a massive fascination with death,gore,mass murders, and serial killers to the point where I sometimes fell like I have a split personality one that aspires to live a great life and one that wants to commit these acts I describe above what should I do?

Be carefull not to use too much. People can die. Test it on yourself first and take into account food you have eaten and body weight. If you dont use enough they can remember and wake up a little. If you use too much it can be dangerous. But, once out cold, her body is your playground. This was my sister in law!!!! I have wanted her for 4 years!

Does xanax do the same thing?

sounds like you're a faggot

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how old was he?

How old is he?

>xanax
haha no, not even close. rohypnol knocks you out COLD. You dont wake up if the right amount is used. I could have had rouch anal sex with her and she would not have known... till she wole up of course

had to be white...

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot (PBUH), emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

Thanks for not calling the viet cong

Aaaaand I just called the Viet Cong. Buh bye Trumptard. #Yang2020

19

Im already in Laos fucker!

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I'm guessing you live in Arkansas

I put my tongue in her butt.

My wife's nudes and videos are all over the web because I exposed her. Her full name was exposed as well. I love know knowing that she's an exposed slut.

i have hpv, the genital kind. no one knows. do not plan on telling it to anyone either. but morally makes me feel like shit.

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>Lost my virginity to my friends older sister in their pool.
>My friend left for a moment and she immediately swam towards me, put my hands on her tits
>Got my dick out, took off her bikini bottoms
>Rubbed my dick over her pussy and pushed it in
>It only lasted maybe a minute in total, didn't even cum
>I tried several times to get something going again but she just pretended it never happened

Was it a black dude?

bump

I wont

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realise that like most fantasy that shit doesnt live up to the ideal
youll get caught and spend the rest of your life in a boring box, likely in supermax
it wont be cinematic

I want to suck my lil step brothers cock and lick his feet

What a cuck

>be me 17 and nearly done with high school
>need 2 more classes additional in the semester so i can graduate. I decided being the custodian assistant would be easy since he's half drunk all the time and i just sit in his office. Other class is a teacher's aid for a special ed class.
>months pass by, the special ed kids think I'm their friend. One of the special ed girls has a crush on me. I was a little shit head so I made the kids throw things at each other and made them do other things with the incentive that I stay their friend as long as they didn't rat me out.
>Semester goes on, janitor would accidentally leave me his keys sometimes right before lunch so I basically have access to most rooms if I wanted to. I start getting ideas.
>I find out the someone in the class actually has a crush on the special ed girl (he's also special needs)
>I tell them to meet with me during my lunch.
>friends and I open an empty classroom with the key and have the two special ed kids come in with us
>force them to start kissing. We pushed to see how far we can take it. We made the guy start touching her tits then her pussy and made him eat her out.
>eventually make them have sex, it's also apparently not the girl's first time.
>they finish and we leave the room. maybe about a week later the girl starts getting sick
>ohfuck.jpg
>she's prego af. My friends and I lay low for a bit. investigation happens for a while.
>fast forward a few more weeks. I graduate, go to a community college, and do my thing.
>my friend feels guilty. checks up on the girl
>she had the kid. kid came out normal. She's like 9 years old now. fuck.

When I was 10 my mum made me and my younger sister 7 take baths together I was more then aware of sex and shit so it was fucking great. After a while I decided to try some shit and protended that a dropped something in the bath and would go looking for it making my way up her legs and rubbing her pussy with my arm as I moved around. Eventually I we started talking about sexual thing like how many holes her had and why my dick was standing up. Soon after I would start to rub her pussy with my feet and push my toes inside her as I pulled her legs so she couldn't move away, it continued until I was 16 and she was 14 and the last time we took a bath together I ended up sticking two finger in her vagina and another in her ass after that we stopped taking baths and started taking showers and the brother sister bonding time stopped