How can i be a famous movie star? Should i just move to LA and try?

How can i be a famous movie star? Should i just move to LA and try?
Am i to old? 28 now
Is a ting school a must?

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If you move to Los Angeles, you'll either get raped or turn into a homeless bum.

Try going porn.

If you’re BUILT and smart AND handsome, you can move to LA now.

If you’re merely good looking, you’ll need to be prepared to study acting first.

You're 28 years old?

If you haven't made it big yet, you never will.

You need to make friends with some Jews in Hollywood.

bad advice

Airplane mechanic, but my dream have always been to be a moviestar

Always carry a gun on you in Los Angeles.

Tell them them you'll do the ritual and sacrifice someone for fame and fortune.

try being a youtube star first

Only kids hage goals like fame or movue star. Money is all you need, and there are far better options than the dirty film industry that exploits so many people

it's called converting to judaism

Ha. Right.

Just get that butthole ready.

the keys to being famous are:

) selling your soul to the devil

) having lots of anal sex

) participating in rituals on the regular

) killing or allowing someone else to kill your family members when the time comes

if you are willing to do all these things, you will be famous

hollywood is notorious for being homosexual

you are going to have to do a lot of sexual favors to get noticed in hollywood

why do you want to live as a celeb? Seems like a completely shitty life

you need abs of steel

you also need to wax your entire body every week

Do you at least have an agent yet?

Get ripped, have sex with ever female producer or gay producer and boom. You're staring in movies

This helps for self-promotion.
American film studios work in several parts of the country, don't confine yourself to one clique or community for work. Chances are you'll be able to try out anywhere, given your involvement with the aviation industry.
If you haven't yet, I highly suggest you do work as an extra to get a feeling of how actors work on set. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you got hired as a field mechanic for a project. You could be stupid-lucky like Harrison Ford or Bill Murray, and outshine everyone else without even trying.

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