Anyone ever volunteered at a retirement home or nursing home...

Anyone ever volunteered at a retirement home or nursing home? Are the rumors of the old lady's there wanting to fuck you real? I'm about to start volunteering at one soon

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Ew dude. That's grim.

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I mean that's what I heard

No. Half of the ladies don’t even remember what sex is.

You did volunteer work in one?

i kind of doubt it's true. a lot of the people there are like borderline catatonic or senile.

never worked or volunteered at one, but i used to visit my grandma and a couple aunts who lived at one. it's super fucking depressing. like a prison for old people.

some of the workers don't give a shit about the elderly, and abuse or neglect them. the elderly are frail, and even small things like bumping into a corner of a wall or a banister can leave nasty bruises, gashes, or break bones.

please don't be a douchebag who does shit like that. a lot of them don't get many visitors or have anyone left to visit them.

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No my grandma’s in one.

They really are some horny bitches. Just remember to wrap it up, cause gilfs are filthy these days. Syphilis and gonorrhea are wildfire there.

Hey a blowjob is a blowjob. That sounds more like a nursing home to me, a retirement is more for old people that aren't old old like bound to a wheelchair old

I worked in a retirement home during college. No old ladies want to fuck, nor would I want to slide the white snake into a dusty cabinet. If you're there to have sex with grandmas, please find a different place to volunteer. Those people need assistance with daily living, not daily dick. Also old people are more likely to carry STDs and such. Plus I'm sure you won't want to have sex with someone after you just cleaned their dirty diaper.

Dude, how fucking desperate are you?

Where can I volunteer if I'm looking for sex?

The magical playboy sorority house where every girl you see fucks you

Go outside and stop watching porn

bump

Altar boy?

Did you have sex with your grandma?

I work in a senior home. No. That's weird.

They're just flirty

zozzle

I remember watching this guys channel on YouTube all the time.... It's a shame he took all of his videos down

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No

i mean if u wanna bang gran gran then go ahead.

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>They're just flirty
maybe you just haven't taken it far enough

lol I was thinking the same thing, flirty is pretty much the same as wanting to fuck

I think you're mistaking Long Term Care Facilities for 55+ Adult Retirement Communities.

you're getting retirement homes and nursing homes confused

I was saying the same thing, I'm volunteering at a retirement home not a nursing home

No I know the difference, just heard it happens at nursing homes as well

No, I know the difference between both I just heard it happens at nursing homes as well

Nah. If you can no longer live by yourself, you;re not going to be fucking anyone. Usually the staff has you drugged up good and neglected so you can't go on and burn the place down. Also helps you die faster so they can move the next person in the room.

More beef than Arby's in this pic