Describe movies badly

tropic thunder?

My Girl

Fletch Lives

How the fuck is that Tropic Thunder?

Winner

No

>The husband is so bad
>No actually the wife is bad
>Oh wait it's the husband that's bad
>No, actually the wife is a psychopath
>No one believes the husband

Gone Girl

Gone girl

It's either The Devil's Rejects or Empire Strikes Back

Metal freak
Car accident
The sex
Crazy train (station)
Sexy death
Race metal freak
Crash
Rust boys take on the world

Fuck I must've described it too well. Yes it's Gone Girl.

Guys get in a fucking submarine and have acid trips and almost die like 4 times

Down Periscope

Mad Max?

No, but I know why you think so

yellow submarine

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Winner

guy goes to the washroom and gets killed by cops

I mostly watch horror and dark comedy

Fruitvale Station

>Daughter is tripping balls to see some town
>Ok fuck I'm gonna take you there
>Car accident
>Can't leave the town

hockey played on roof

Friday for white people

This is sort of both really

Clerks

Gummo

For people with jobs

Manly man is hired to find the thing. Finds the thing, but it's not the thing.

>snoogans

Beatlejuice

Transporter

indiana jones any of them

Guy meets conspiracy theorist
Guy goes back home and almost fucking dies in a flood
Volcano erupts and the guy and his family almost die again
They all go to China to get on a huge boat
Earth is flooded and all the survivors have to create new civilization

no, hint- Japan

not Transporter

Crash. The Cronenberg one.

Noe

Nope

transporter 2

2012?

Nope. Hint: not any Transporter movie

2012
Try harder, scrub

guy showers, kills a person and hides under a desk

Enter the Void. Way too obvious.

No

something something something dark side, something something something complete.

psycho?

Transporter: Refueled

No, sorry

Tetsuo

Are you fucking 13?

no goddamn it
HINT 2: This film is ENTIRELY in black and white.

Transporter 3, but with the picture setting son my tv messed up

CLERKS!!!

i was gonna say the other user was a retard, but I think you're more fitting.

no

two stoners on a bus

you must be shroomin'

evil child

Crank 2: High Voltage

welp, cuz all you chucklefuckers are stupid shits. I'm out. You will never know now. May it haunt your fucking dreams, leaving you an insomniac until you fucking die.

Transporter 2 isn't in black and white, you retard. What, you can't see colors?

Yes, well played

>Vroom
>Gun
>Vroom

guys guys guys, it's transporter 4.

Cheech and Chong

Hobbs and Shaw

guy gets a job, he spills some beer, they looking for a thing, more people looking for that thing, thing gets stolen , the thing makes ppl sweat, the thing flies into the sky at the end

Winner

no, it's animated

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

old naked guy runs around college

little people try to stop deforestation

Back To School

nnnnnegative

Return of the Jedi

a guy in a black cape waves his hands around a lot

The Expendables

Amadeus

pottery & whoopi

appliances come to life

keep trying... i can hint you- the thing turns green at the end

that shitty hulk movie?

Avengers

a doctor....

The Meg

Bill Murray.....

nope.. another hint- the main character is a blonde male, short hair

a sinking boat

White Guilt: The Movie

volleyball

4 people put on suits

12 Years a Slave

Death Race

Top gu

Black panthe

Reservoir Dogs

no, but you are close- at least about the 'thing'

The Thing

ghost busters

close..

too literally user, the thing being the main thing in the movie that everyone is looking for

not the one i was thinking of, but good

Collateral

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girl likes the guy, guy likes the girl, he has to get the fuck out, they meet eventually, turns out half of the narrative is made up

no

That was just too broad. You're both right, but I was actually thinking of Django Unchained.

titanic or the enemy below

Invading aliens
chaos & fleeing from planet
Boy separates from dad
Boy grows up
Searches for lost/hidden artificially created
planet
Mutiny
it fails
they find the planet

superman movie or thor

Bravos and Butthead do America

Silent hill. Why has no one said this yet??

Maximum Overdrive

jew gets cucked, depressed, takes bribe, shitty family, oh shit tornado

no, the movie i'm talking about is older than that

>Guy is a robot
>but he isn't a robot
>but he is a robot
>until he isn't a robot

Pinocchio

Twister

Any movie with Nick Cage

Nope.

me
I have to go- it was Repo Man

Schindlers list!

>Repo Man
yeah that really was a bad description

brave little toaster

that robin williams robot movie?

Hunny I shrunk the kids

you're not even trying

Winner

People getting "downsized"...

I'm saying Horton Hears a Who JUST to stop the gay memeing

>Little people???????

After everyone loses their jobs, an aspiring young lad works his way to the top, and even though he loses it all it doesn't matter cause he can't stop loving it.

Wolf of wallstreet

fraid not
here's a hint: the last few words were a huge giveaway

falling down

girl in dessert
Loses arm
Girl kills black lady
Girl now has a kid or something
Kid gets kidnapped
Other shit happens
Girl finds kid
The end

uh, the mcdonalds movie?

priscilla, queen of the desert

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there was a mcdonald's movie?

yes, we're in it right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=-8mSM35QE5M

Titan AE motherfucker grow some stones goddamnit

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actual name is bicentennial man...

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Titan AE, but they make the planet, not find it.

what?

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i swear to god it fits both movies.

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Winrar

the bad batch

my turn...

guy gets out of jail
him and his brother have to save their childhood home
they eat fried chicken and toast
they total their car
end up in jail

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guy starts out a robot.
he ends up helping create human like parts to make himself look human. including artficial organs that are transplant able in humans.
Goes to court to try to declare that he is human. They say that because he still has a robotic brain that he will live forever and that society will tolerate an immortal robot but not an immortal human. he says that wont do. "get its swapped out and uses blood to degrade his system and simulate aging. he tries again on his deathbed and but passes away before the court recognizes him as a human being which they do making him the oldest living human in history excluding biblical figures like Methuselah... shit stuck with me because his wife was in bed next to him on life support and as soon as she heard the news and saw the mc had checked out she asked the nurse droid to unplug her life support. sad as fuck dude...

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Into the void

Clockwork Orange

my turn.
>guy falls out of pod and loses a leg.
>Bird person tells me i should rape frost from mortal kombat
>can't say no
>humanoid shark in muh toilet bowl trying to find me
>frost moves to paris after rape fest and represses everything

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Black tar heroin

Dood lives alone in a town full of mannequins.

nope. i swear this is a real movie though...

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gotta go it was Immortal: Ad Vitam

you do a shit job of this thread

exterminator. song made (not from the movie but later) of the fluid. brown suits and typewriters

i am legend

my turn...

short dude and his buddy get lost in the dessert
meet whiney kid
rescue his sister
the kid trashes his father's workplace

naked lunch

"Bug powder dust a mugwump jism
And the wild boys runnin' into some trippin'
Led into control about the Big Brothah
Try like hard to not blow my cover"

Kruder and Dorfmeiter remix was better

and justin warfileds album is classic forgotten beatnik rap gold

> niggers is car
> rammed
> chasing car that rammed them
> girls out of sunroof
> white shirts with gold chains and champagne
> ugly guys revealed
> credit roll with rammed car people wearing hawaiian lei's

>Kruder and Dorfmeiter remix was better

>i totally heard this in the Simpsons Comic Store Guy's voice.

take your fedora off and sit down, faggot. i was just quoting the lyrics (they're the same in the K&D remix as in the original).

i'll also add umbrellas

KnD came later...its still a better track

but i did chuckle at simpsons comic book guy voice

no shit, retard, it's a remix of the Bomb the Bass track with Justin's lyrics. of course it fucking came later.

dickhole. justin was on the main track. so its just a remix of the main track. not a remix of both of them

shit. why you getting mad at a shitt name a movie thread when you won and i just said ...yeah..you got it, but i like KnD's better

>justin was on the main track. so its just a remix of the main track. not a remix of both of them
>main track
>just a remix of the main track
>not a remix of both of them

wtf are you talking about? wtf do you mean by 'main track'? both of what?

um...theres only 1 track of bug dust. thats by bomb the bass. and it has justin on it
i really don't know why youre upset over this. you know this.
bomb the bass with justin is 1 track
KnD is a remix of that 1 track
im confused why you need to fight over this
are you justin?

Transformers 2? Could be a number of things

add: if you are justin, why don't you do another field trip? make it planet x? or whatever they think is beyond pluto

Freddy got fingered

fag

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no takers on this?

Someone else already said it so I assumed it wasn't right.