How does Yea Forums eat their pizza?

Usually on a delivery...I claim I dropped it after eating a couple of slices

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i use a paper plate and i bring the plate up to my mouth and eat the pizza off the sides of the plate

I like to put it in a blender and smear it all over my body

With the legs open wide.

my mom chews it and spits it into my mouth

the right way

the fold, and it's only pizza if it cracks when folded.

you absorb as a way of consumption?

I only like the crust so I eat that and throw the rest away

Kek

I don’t conform to the conventional slice system. I like to eat my pizza from the inside out.

I take only the cheese from it and slop it down on some fries, then I got a poutine.

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i put oregano, olive oil, and Parmesan on it. then fold it before taking a bite. (i also only eat plain cheese pizza. a good quality pizza doesn't need toppings.)

> when the crust cracks way off center

why live

I’m hooked up to a respiratory system, I’m weak and can’t hold my arms up for long so I find it difficult to eat stuff I have to hold. I usually use a knife and fork to eat my pizza. The only thing is I feel really bad about ordering Uber eats from the hospital because I know the delivery guys don’t want to go into a hospital, who would? Also one last thing before I can’t hold my phone any longer.. I’m actually not disabled lmfao, I’m a fucking 6 foot chad in awesome fucken shape and I’ll kick your ass and fuck your girl lmao do something faggot

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I like to sprinkle extra cheese on my pizza when it is cooking. So I end up with a thin pizza covered in cheese. i make an absolute mess when I devour it then hide in shame embarrassed about what I have just done.

Hot, can you say

"have you ever been fingering your girlfriends ass and met a poop and been like oh hi"

Hold the slice by the crust with left hand, use a fork to hold the tip up until it gets into my mouth.

I'm a fat fuck so i eat 16-20 inch pizzas myself so the tip of the pizza ends up very limp so i need the fork to direct it into my food hole.

500 IQ

NY style.

2 large pizzas

One to eat when I'm drunk as a skunk, the other to eat for whenever I wake up and need to get rid of the hangover.

Like a dog eating beetroot

What's wrong with you?

>6 foot
>chad

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kek

Come on, you’re on Yea Forums discussing how you eat pizzas, your life is no more impressive than mine. We’re both in this together. Maybe we form a little bond, perhaps a friendship turns into a little romance. Perhaps.. love.

>Gay

The fuck did this devolve into

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Thanks, this means a lot to me, my girlfriend, and her poop

Being this much of a fat fuck

I'm glad you could all enjoy it friend.

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Chopsticks

>fight down the flames
>circularly headshotas
>wait for it stop glowing and smoking
>shake it with minced lemon and crushed ice ice baby
>carefully take out the bones
>open it
>wake up
>repeat

she bird feeds you. Right one faggot.