YLYL thread

(You)

Fuck you

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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lolwut

good doggo

The other one isn't the only one that's shit

sage

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but that guy feeding america isnt muslim, fake pic

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I won't risk it

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>yfw wtf
>yfw wat
>yfw a fucking purpose

>yfw something rape related nobody understands
>yfw something swastika related nobody understands

>yfw wishing back the bananas for the sole purpose of troll
>yfw you find out doing shitty mems picks with some ps is ez

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Who does Yea Forums think will win the 2020 election? Alexandria Ocasio-Vortex or Donald Crunk?

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i was about to say kek but then I read the comments and saw the post is actually a Ymwdihstiydrttp. fuck you

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...
this image condemns both liberals and reps simultaneously.
the liberals for what it directly purports, while the conservatives for suggesting they do the exact same thing in reverse

>Texan w sister livin beach life in LA
>go visit on Harley
>go to beach bar first night there
>catch a 9/10 babe staring hard
>scribble on napkin “You are a babe, I’m from Texas. want to hang out? - user 555-5555”
>go give it to her and walk out
>10 minutes go by I get a text
>is this user
>she lives 2 blocks over
>she introduces 3/10 roommate
>letter was sweet
>no problem I..
>interrupt me with laughter
>your accent! O M G you’re a cowboy aren’t ya?
>no I’m... not a cowboy
>awww youre blushing!
>alllllright...
>mock me “ahhhhhrite”
>roommate passes out
>finally back to her room
>wasn’t drunk and way geetered from the handful of adderall that got me here
>start fuckin her missionary
>OHHH COWBOY FUCK ME
>OH MY GOD COWBOY
>honing skills at the Asian massage parlors last couple years
>first time getting Pussy and didn’t pay for in a year
>This one was for them
>smack her ass hard pull back on her hair and go full crouching tiger
>musters a breathless fuck me cowboy
>spit down on her butt hole
>OHHH
>rub it with my thumb and jam thumb all the way in
>still pounding
>billyidolsnarl.img
>FUCK ME COWBOY
>I couldn’t take it anymore
>scream out >YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!
>hammering harder
>WHHHHHHHHHHHEWWWEEE!!!!
>she’s making these borderline demonic guttural groans
>cum all inside her
>she lays there a few minutes ass up and quiet
>collapse onto bed
>she crawls up beside me
>wake up thinking it was a dream
>raise the sheets to get a look at her naked body
>what a babe
>sneak out and go to open front door
>roommates on the futon
>you did good cowboy
>mfw

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>imagine finding this funny enough to share
fag

i need this now

youtu.be/YI1Gz_Z_e_o

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ok made me chuckle

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Imagine being this new

Take your meds paki

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youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

We're still waiting for the waste of sperm to turn up and tell you to take your meds.

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still gets shot by police

oy

Shut up paki sperglord

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You just made my fucking day.

Lost.

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Looked like his dick came off then lmao

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You can literally swap it around and call it conservative logic though.

Its not that weird. The bitrate is horrendous though and 90% of the reason we have such ridiculous arguments. If we could communicate at the speed of our electrical impulses there would be less disagreement. A 2 hour argument could be compressed into under a minute allowing arguments to take full form without time being a direct factor. Its like if you could watch all of the political speeches fro 2016 in 20 minutes or so. You would be much better informed.

Basically talking sucks. Typing sucks. We need more direct communication so we can stop wiping ourselves out.

This

the ol double double logic puddle

Lost it big time

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Cant fight that

Wow people who program their own OS are smarter than people who dont? Amazing study.

I bet you don't have the guts to go up to the guys on the right and call them a faggot.

Go and try it. Find some skinheads and post pics of your beaten up face here tomorrow. I'll wait.

You really can't call these people faggots if you go on Yea Forums

>Users
Not programmers.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

he protecc

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just cause its not smart to call a nigger "nigger" in their face, doesnt mean they are not a nigger

Yeah I would, If they were on their own. You think just because they wear boots, and have tatts, they're phenomenally tougher than you?
They're fags, in costume.

>I bet you won't threaten these obviously violent degenerate thugs to their faces
no shit sherlock. I'm going to avoid gangbangers, drunk bikers and middle aged women that want to tell me stories about how they tattled on some 15 year old kid to his uncaring 40 year old manager too.

Aww fuck you

>triggered skinhead

I haven’t been on Yea Forums in like a week and I saw this exact green text like 5 times already, what are you doing

they've been spamming it for months

RREQ

Anus

and i second it. stop it. or ill start asking what ylyl means again.

utguu

Fucking Boss Cat

Yeehaw partner

Dubbel

Dubboes!

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Dubbittydoo!

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Found the faggot!!!

Dubbango

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Bad ass kitt is bad ass yo

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based and catpilled

He stopped coming here ages ago, his fat whore of a mother stopped fucking strangers for a living (due to the stench of her cunt infection) and now he can't afford his internet subscription.

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Omfg

good lord.

aw hell naw

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Sorry.

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Penis

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>9%
>average
More like 1-3%

Faggot

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get out

mdf

aw hell yeaaa

Where is the joke

Fu

This one is a joke in and of itself

fag

>thinking this is funny
ugh

Heh

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good doggo

your gonna be okay mom

He's Canadian.

nope

lol

fuck you invincibility cat

Rep

he has no idea that he looks exactly like that.

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...but niggers can't read

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Oh man, I dunno why, but that shit is hilarious.

How do you know?

reply

Gordon Treeman

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That's a job?
Looks more like a hobby to me.

9gag misses you.

you idiots fall for this shit all the time you paranoid, superstitious, fucking morons

Pictures like this are just one of the many reasons that I love the internet.

Yang. Jk, no chance in hell he'll win.

Said the guy replying to a post that only gullible fools reply to.

But you replied just in case or what? Blows my mind how many people take the bait too.

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That's no nigger - that's a monkey.

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Oy Vay

thanks based invincibility cat

Oh why

nigger

i see your post

hahah you got me fam

Faggot

This is a shoop right? The mechanism doesn't look real and it's moving way too fast

>Brtibong pretending he's also not a fat retard

Nigger

aaahaahhah fucking b man

You're a faggot.

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>If we could communicate at the speed of our electrical impulses there would be less disagreement
Bullshit life would be like a Yea Forums argument at lightspeed

Nobody cares what you do, nigger

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dude, it's like one of the most hilarious stories ever
I mean, his dad predicted EXACTLY how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Programmers weren't mentioned you violent pedophile

Allah would love someone threatening my mother....

Checkmate

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Fuck off

Stride strong, boss cat.

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i used to love these

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I love you ma

No it's real human eye has trouble tracking it.

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Alice in wonderland fag is back

For every cat that would actively protect you there are 1000 that want to watch you suffer

why the fuck does the font and text size change at the end there?

That could be a great marketing campaign for Apple: "Apple. Our homosexuals are well-adjusted."

This is quite possibly the most uninteresting and unfunny greentext I've ever read, although I have a sneaking suspicion that it's bait and I've fallen for it

What's your name and address? Actually we know already.
We know you're using a proxy. We would recommend you stop now.

People without guns praying,

People with guns complaining ...

lost hard

nigga

What was he? Chopped liver?

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I am not calling those disgrace to our fuhrer faggots because this degenerated shitheads deserve to be adressed that way. I am so annoyed of those drunken bastards quoting AH and being not able to stay sober one day. But as AH said, the german do not deserve living anymore, as the best of their keen is dead, whats left are those full of fear. And so it is with those figurative jokes. And yes I tell them this in the face, because they´ve not the brain to understand.

love her

If Bernie doesn't win I'm going to shoot myself in the head with a gun

it is funny you're just a faggot

Nigger

Why wait

So you've got a suicide pact on your hands?
I never got those.

based as fuck

i'm voting Ray Pist in 2020

no faggot stop it

What does Yea Forums think of his 13 year old girlfriend?

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Same.

As opposed to every other day when you shoot your boyfriend's load on your face

>Girl

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Does she have arms like lumberjack or is he just so skinny that it seems like it?

Not exacly gonna be much help when he's out of water

He's a pocket shark, just have one pocket be waterproof and fill it with sea water.

A bunch of you queers said that last time too. You're not going to get my Hope's up again. I'm still waiting for all these feminists to move to Canada after Hillary lost

>disregard thots
>acquire breakthrough ideas and eternal fame

also gay sex

Why is this exact same post in every single YLYL thread? Same pic, same mass replying, and same
>Girl
at the bottom of the post

Has the unmedicated paki leveled up or something?

If this is real those people all passed out on it tho

Sorry OP but your ylyl is worse
Sage

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Cucked

Lol good one user, gets me every time! How many Good Boy Points you got built up this month, champ?

is this fresh pasta?

I'd still kill the fucking cat

Those titties tho

Explain to me this stupid fucking copy pasta

fUCK

ugh, fine

Kek

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What's to explain? It's probably a meme from one of the endless tranny threads. Some faggot probably thinks he's being le ebin troll by spamming it everywhwre

Fucking creative

Oh yeah. Why is that

B has a space program
Superpower by 2020

Ray's girlfriend looks like a trap.

can't argue with that

All a crow has to do is wait for some smoker to toss a cig. No need to suck dicks, just sit by a building entrance.

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I, too, watch a gay canadian review movies.

b

Fag

And people say liberalism is a mental disorder....

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ok

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Her face is all weird. She's lucky anybody wants to marry her.

nigger

No because Muslims all have the same ideology while gun owners do not

He punched it until it became a blur.

Fucking Chad as fuck.

Nice one faggot

It's fake, look how it's hooked up off center
Nobody would build it like this

Forgot pic

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Gun culture doesn't tell us to go out and behead non-gun owners. It doesn't tell us to marry nine year olds, stone rape victims, force guns into the hands of people who were happy without them and genocide those who still refuse to keep and bear arms, and shoot/bomb/behead who draw cartoons of Jeff Cooper

feel free to share. I know I am

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youtu.be/YI1Gz_Z_e_o

You're a moron she's too young to run for president in 2020

Still better than the prediction spam

Oof

While he likely is a moron, you're not much better than him. The "AOC 2020" spam has been going around for weeks and you fell for it.

But you can still redeem yourself, user. Post a close up pic of your asshole, and the rest of us will guess your ethnicity. Make sure no skin around the asshole is visible, or the game is pointless. You have five minutes to comply, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Wow Vice really is cancer

obviously a faggot would make that request!

Shiii

The faggot is the one with the dick in his mouth, Satan. The other guy is just getting a blowjob, and there's nothing gay about that

C18 is world wide faggot....

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How fucking stupid do you have to be to not instantly realise this is fake?

Yeah, spreading out a group of about 100 people doesn't make it worldwide, just thinly spread.

Hate machine
Destroy all you see
Pillage and rape
Trample the weak
A neverending stream of fear
Sick and hellbent
The end is near

Your mom was spread pretty widely last night, fegit

At least my mother isn't also my aunt and my sister like yours is to you.

Whatever it takes, oderint dum metuant, White Revolution is the only solution..
c18 nyc..

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im not user you replied to, but..
What makes you a programmer? Im a programmer, did I really have to go to uni to become one? Its fucking eazy you stupid cumguzzler, anyone could be a programmer

Also, yeah indeed, amazing study.....

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top tier green text
ill match you with mine

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Damn, humiliation

fuck

I love how the dog is seeking the child just to bite him

shut the fuck up faggot, you add nothing to this board or life in general. Die please

who even thinks of this shit
this is an autistic level of pseudo edgyness

Fucking lost on the second picture

i have beaten up 2 nazis and i dont care about politics

Fuck

fuck off

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lost to this

she is so ugly, but what a set of tits

Lost

Ok

Is it possible for your sister to also be your aunt? Your aunt is the sister of one of your parents, and your sister is the child of one of your parents. So one of my parents would have to fuck one of their parents, and have a girl with them. That girl would be both the sister and offspring of my parent who fucked their parent. Then my parent and grandparent would have to fuck again and have me.

So I guess it is possible to have an aunt who is also your sister. So now if my sister/aunt fucked our dad, would their son be his own uncle? These are the things that keep me up at night. When the socialist apocalypse comes, and human communities are small, we have to map out who can mate with whom, so prevent inbreeding until our communities have grown to where we can safely reproduce without having to resort to incest for procreative purposes (non-procreative incest is another story; the threesomes me and my sisters have behind closed doors is nobody else's business as long as we're not making the deformed retard babies). We have to start planning this shit out now, user.

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k

Zz

yea then lost it all. now is the smallest, shithole, muslim run country.
good brag bro

sure you have

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Fucking die you pathetic fagtard

I can't believe you did it.

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I wonder if the other partner was a nig

Clever

YOU NIGGER!!

Haven't seen that one before

fugg

LOL at being this blindered. You may not be an extremist gun nut - and plenty of muslims went to mosque this morning before driving a taxi for 12 hours - but don't pretend there isn't some crazy bastard out there stocking up on shells and survival rations because he thinks the deep state is going to jade helm his right to accumulate as many assault weapons and fentanyl has he possibly can.

In the past decade, white-nationalist & anti-govenment nuts have gotten more kills in America than Muslims. You're just a diet deadly retard.

i didnt do so because they were nazis, no need to post the lefty guy
having beaten up people after a suckerpunch is nothing i am proud of but i hate rudeness and meanwhile you are acting like every nazi/altrighter is a 6'2" hunk of muscle

holy shit thats genius

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youtu.be/xlAiSBHmJuk

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What a fucking faggot.

dear fucking dog

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Someone anyone have the gif of a group of kids jumping a fence, then a fat ass jumps and lands on his feet and his legs collapse into his fucking body I saw it was back probably like 2010 or 08

Fuck single mothers. Never get a vascectomy.

Fear that the government may attempt to circumvent our 2nd Amendment rights, as they have so many others of our Constitutional rights, and in this case, it is the one right that truly protects all the others
>the exact same as
Belonging to religion that preaches death, terror, violence, slavery, rape, genocide and subjugation of anyone who doesn't pray as many times a day as you.

Look, would you be so tolerant towards a non-violent Nazi? What if there was a self-described Nazi, and he was serious about his ideology, but was unwilling or unable to carry out any violence in that ideology's name? Would you say, "Eh, he's cool. I just hate the Nazis who assault and murder people. You can't blame all Nazis for the actions of a few." Or would you say, "Fuck that, he's a Nazi. He may not be committing any violence himself, but he's promoting and recruiting for an inherently violent and supremacist ideology (as any devout Muslim's duty in life to promote and recruit for Islam). His ideology is the poison that is causing all this violence and death, even if he isn't committing any of it himself"?

I'd at least have more respect for your stance on "not all Muslims" if that stance was also applied to Nazis, conservatives, anti-LGBT, anti-abortionists, Trumo supporters, etc. As long as the individual isn't committing any violence, they shouldn't be judged for their willing association to violent groups and beliefs.

there isn't one. right can't meme

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Kill all niggers.

Kys

Nigger

OC

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...

>we totally didn't say this in 2016 too

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lost

reeeeee

are you for real? have you given birth before? do you have any idea how much energy it takes to give birth? do you have any idea how heart wrenching it must be for a woman to loser he child? are you goddamn serious right now?

deep

kys nigger lover

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