My niece told me she loves me more than death. What did she mean by this?

Probably that she isn't going to kill herself

I think she wants to be dead but she isnt because there is you in this world and this makes her still alive

It means that you are the second worst thing that could happen to her.

Congrats..

Why give a fuck what she means by it?
Why the hell are you trying to read into what a little girl is meaning by saying that she loves her family?

Its like youre trying your fucking hardest to turn it into something sexual, which is fucking gross and unethical.

You know all those jokes about "the uncle that molested me" type jokes? (For instance: "I havent had sex in a while, the last person who touched me was my uncle")
Those jokes can be kind of funny, but when you actually apply them to real life, they are HIGHLY GROSS and fucked up.
YOU ARE BECOMING THAT UNCLE.

Im 100% serious when i say this. If you wanna fuck your brother/sisters kids, you are DEFINITELY mentally ill.
GO TO A PSYCHOLOGIST, and if you refuse to do all of these things; Stay the fuck away from your niece, you disgusting fuck.
You SERIOUSLY need help.

Means she wants to suck your little cock. You should let her. Also togtfo

Dude, I was worried if she's not suicidal by saying that. Isn't it a bit weird to say to someone you love them more than "death"? Think about it for a second.

She means she wants the D.
Do it faggot.

she's just looking for a boyfriend / father figure and you happen to be the only guy around with which she has a strong emotional connection with.
this behavior is normal, it's hard wired in female dna, they're basically looking for someone who can impregnate them.
Don't do anything stupid user

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means you should stop sexually harassing her because shes trying to tell you to fuck off

she doesn't love you. death sucks.

>Its like youre trying your fucking hardest to turn it into something sexual
only one doing that here is you, buddy. op is just worried about his depressed family member, so kindly fuck off, closet pedo.

Well clearly she loved you more than she loves the concept of death, so I ponder that your best course of action is to fuck the shit out of her and then blow her brains out with a 12 gage shotgun. Doing her a solid both figuratively and literally.

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This thread is one giant Rorschach test.

lmao

She wants you to kill her

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exactly what I was thinking

Jesus Christ kys you degenerate cuck.

>Inb4 she asked for it
No she didn't. Fuck off.

she probably meant she loves you to death, not that she loves yo more than death.

so be an awesome uncle.

I am

Depends what age she is

She's almost 10.

10 Yr olds are capable of wanting to die.
But I doubt she is smart enough to compare loving a family member to strong urge to die.
First of all, I'd talk to her. For the time keep her parents out of this, so she doesn't lose trust.
When alone ask her like a caring friend, what she meant

I'd die for her.

Look deeply into her eyes and ask her, whether she can keep a secret. Something that's just between her and you and see how it goes from there.

This is good. Helps with getting trust. Just make sure it isn't something silly.
Be her friend. Someone she can talk to, ask for help. Be close to her

What should I tell her? That I smoke weed once a month?

I love EVERYTHING more than death, so it means nothing. You're a special type of idiot, I think.

Well, genius, some people actually love the concept of death because they want to die. You're also a special type of idiot.

Too big. I'd start with something simple like sucking a thumb or spitting in your colleague's coffee.

she loves you. don't bang your niece dummy. you'll just end up making the rest of her life hell as she spirals in drugs and whoring through her twenties, and her kids are raised by the absentee meth addict she becomes.
you're an uncle. you must protec

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I could tell her she's my favorite family member although we always say we should love everyone equally. That good?

It means youre a great uncle and supplementing something she cant find in her father. Keep being a good uncle user.

leave her a suicide note that you wanted to kill yourself too
is good prank

Tell her a seriously repulsive - yet untue - fact or story about you. Something you can - in case of an emergency - disproof. Something that she would be morally obligued to tell others or relatives.

And wait whether she does. If she doesn't, you've found what you should be looking for.

lucky bastard. good luck.
do I sound like a psychopath?

You need help.

She probably found the phrase in a book, which is cute. Just show her different hobbies, since she'll run out of good books and unwittingly move into garbage. Make some origami stuff?

It would be helpful if you could come up with some examples, user. Because I don't know what is repulsive and morally bad while I can still disproof.

she wants you to strangle her unconscious while pounding her tight nubile pussy with your throbbing manhood

Prob just meant love you to death

Then you use your underdeveloped brain and reply right away by "What do you mean by that, are you feeling depressed?" and you talk about it right then and there.

Yeah m7. Totally not like Yea Forums is fucked up with all the "IF U GET DUBS U CUM IN FRONT OF UR MOTHER" and loli, furry, trap, "BRAP"- threads etc.
Also gj on not saying anything productive towards the thread anyways.

>actually believes that
those that really want to die are already fucking dead
the rest is just a bunch of faggots that think there is no other option because they have some kind of problem they cant face, but they will never actually pull trough with it

She likes horses and space, but we don't have a farm. I bought her a telescope last xmas, though.

The sentence is lost in translation.

If someone talks about loving you, they usually want to express how much, and she expresses how much by saying she's willing to talk about death with you and she's not afraid of death anymore because you make her so happy that she thinks everything is worth it.

etc etc. It's just a weird sentence, that's it. She means she would die for you. I know because I just talked to her on the phone. Go fck her now or I swear I'll call your mother right now. She's gonna leave work just for you, do you want that? You have any idea what your mother is capable of when she is angry?

nice reddit spacing you milquetoast bastard who probably doesn't wash his ears

You two need to get out of the internet ASAP and find some real life interaction and love. It is quite disturbing to read how you think real world works.

user, your last few sentences confuse me a lot.

What do you mean hard wired in female DNA? Are you suggesting she wants to hop her own uncle?

I'm trying to tell you how to prep your fishing rod so you can successfully retrieve anything you ever aspired out of the vast see.

You on the other hand just want me to reveal you the color of the fish you'll end up catching with your current technique.

You'll be bored, sooner than later, if I told you. Try to get the bigger picture.

user, your ambiguous two-meaning posts hidden in extra third layer of second thoughts are really not helping.

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side until the cows come home, you know what I mean? Can't spell it out any more than that, or the cat will be out of the bag, and then the shit will really hit the fan.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HER BIG MAN

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>ummm yass sweety im actually suicidal XDXDD
>i sometimes think about just jumping out of the window like haha seriously XD
real world, thats how it works

did you actually encounter a real suicide attempt that worked and one that didnt? because i fucking doubt it
and dont even tell me about your suicide watch discord server that you visit daily

I use Q-tips frequently

If you think that behaving like 95% of the people on this board is normal behaviour, and isnt linked to any mental issues, then you are very naive.
Its disturbing how i think real world works, explain to me why? All i said is that he should fucking talk to his niece if he thinks shes suicidal/depressed, and shouldnt ass neckbears for help - and i also said that the way he phrased that question made it sound like he wanted to do something sexual with his niece, just like a lot of other people interpreted it as well.
Anyways go to a psychiatrist. I find it amazing how really really retarded people like yourself, are able to say retarded and try to insult others, without actually saying WHY im wrong. You just say that i need to go out and find love, without any reasoning?
The only context there is, is that i didnt want him to fuck his niece, and that he shouldnt ask people on Yea Forums for help regarding his niece.
Seriously go get help.

How can you be sure you're milking the right cow if you never let the cat leave the bag?

oh ffs.

Stand in front of her. Put your left arm (presumed you're right-handed) over her shoulder in a comforting, yet secure grip. Put your right hand over her crotch. Look deeply into her eyes. Empathically sigh "...so do I...". Slowly move the fingers of your right hand up and down and ask, whether she's absolutely sure about her statement.

See how it goes from there.

Assuming your niece is young, she likely just confused two sayings:
1. "I love you to death" (a strangely morbid but common-enough saying).
2. "I love you more than [misc.]"

Well, whatever problems you have in life anons, I hope it will get sorted out. Sorry you're having a bad day.

Idk OP however posting this on Yea Forums means that you’re a pedo that considers fking your niece 100%.

She's almost 10. She combined two common sayings with a morbid one. How could that happen? I worry! She's pretty smart.

i actually had a nice day today, something that i planned worked out as i hoped
but thanks anyway user

I'm laughing my ass off

Whatever you say, user. I know you didn't. But that is okay.

It means that she values you more than death? She probably meant that she loves you to death, but got the words mixed up.

>loves you more than death
It's probably a song lyric by Duran Duran or The Pink Floyd or whatever the kids listen to these days!

Why would she use song lyrics to express love to me?

Almost any sentence taken out of context can be found in song lyrics. I'm 90% sure you just used one right there actually.

It means you've posted a cancerous bait thread on Yea Forums. The only thing you can do now is chug a bleach cocktail (as opposed to the real cocks you love having in your mouth).

Only a pirate would say something like that. Prepare to die.

Avas thar ye jew swaggle!