Be me 22 shy white boy

>be me 22 shy white boy
>being forced to go to student party
>go to bar with group
>everyone socialize
>not me
>I kinda was expecting that so I isolate myself a little
>go sit at counter and drink soda
>after a while drunk girl look at me
>don't know where to look at
>she really looks at me for a long time
>start feeling uncomfortable so I smile
>she smiles back
>oshit.jpg
>she looks at me crotch
>thinks to myself she is probably drunk and continue drinking soda and not mind her
>she comes next to me and says she likea me long hair
>she molests my hair and grab my hand
>stay mute

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Thank you for posting, $0.05 has been deposited into your account

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>inb4 dinosaur

>she starts playing with my hair and giggles
>internally wonders what is so funny about being molested or molesting someone
>she kinda pulls on my hair
>so aggressive
>wonder what would people think if I was the girl and her the boy
>guys of my group are being douchey and look at me like "good on you bro"
>still mute
>she now come closer
>look on the ground smiling because nervous
>she thinks I'm into it
>become more obvious and touches my thighs

Hurry up user. You should type up your totally real and not at all obvious bait stories in advance

>I finally say please stop
>she giggles which makes me a bit bad and says she thinks I'm cute to say no
>she slips her hand under my shirt and caresses my thighs
>body reacts
>really ashamed that my body betrays me like that
>she pulls me closer and almost kiss me

People never believe men getting molested ;_;

found a pasta connoisseur

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True I am actually a pretty attractive girl with green eyes and red hair

Not in this timeline user. Unless Kevin Spacey is involved

>pretty attractive girl with green eyes and red hair

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Obvious sarcasm

Nah you just learn to recognize the beats after a while

Explain?

The stuff about being molested is a pretty good example. As is the whole whole "drinking soda" element that the author keeps harping on. Way too obvious

OP is a faggot

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I'm pretty sure you are autistic if you can't even talk to people.

I don't know, I haven't got the diagnosis but I do have to take a lot of meds to act like a normal human being anyway.

Your uncle couldn't rape the sperg out of you, huh

The Mask.

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