You ylyl you loose

Imagine having a child. Doctors explain to the you his complications and his likelihood of survival. Oh well you think. I’ve heard plenty of “doctor told me I had 1 month to live and I’ve been alive for years now” stories. Raise the child for what looks like 10 years at most. All the family holidays. The vacations. The bonding that has accrued since this Kid’s birth. Imagine he gets really into Mario. Just like you did when you were a boy. Halloween comes up and guess who he wants to be? Mario mother fucker. Life couldn’t be more grand. A young boy and his Mario games. Doctor says we need to come in for testing. Then the conversations ensues. You know the “it’s getting serious and there isn’t anything we can do” conversations. As he plays his Mario you have to call him into the dining room and sit him down whilst your fave is in years presumably and explain to him his condition isn’t going to get better. Then you have to explain to him the idea of death and how he isn’t going to come back after he goes to sleep. He doesn’t get to grow up and fall in love and experience anything. Kid only lived long enough to love Mario. So it’s time to start shopping for what would be his favorite way to go. Mario coffin. Thankfully ton already have the costume from that Halloween you had.

Been here since endless newfag summer '07. Seen a lot of shit. It's just that I'm not autistic and therefore I'm capable of empathizing with people. Growing up tends to do that. It's a skill that comes in handy in life. You should try it sometimes. Or keep being a cringy edgelord. You do you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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makes me sad how they react :/ its like b has changed :/

also nice hat

hurrhurr bee haz chayynged

actually kill yourself, you fucking nigger faggot

i wish death upon youre entire family, and then when you feel the loss of your family, I hope you live a long, empty life

its essentially what your life is now, except your family willingly doesnt talk to you because youre such a fucking neet loser

i think it would de the earth some good if you just killed yourself, instead, take up less O2 and other resources

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I'm not saying don't post dead kids. Just that I can emphasize with loss and feel sorry for the parents. Bad shit happens in life. Morbid curiosity is one thing, but laughing at dead kids just comes across as trying too hard to look edgy. But like I said, you do you. Faggot.

this

Why do idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water? It's not like landing on concrete or even just the ground.

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Did he die?

Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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fuck off satan

From up high enough it doesn't matter. Might as well be concrete. Golden Gate Bridge isn't high enough to kill everyone instantly though. A percent of people just break a ton of bones and end up drowning when they can't swim. Better than jumping in front of a train though.

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Weak b8 m8

Yeah, fun it will be when he will kill them all later, with exactly this knife.

Praise Satan

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edgy

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Can't go one thread without this faggotry. How long has it been now, 1 almost 2 years of this? Same tired ass copypasta, same gay ass pics, constantly replying to 3 random posts. You didn't deserve the trips of Satan you fucking spambot.

how much does google pay? I legit will join in if its decent pay

Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

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I showed this clip to my manager at work and he was not impressed.

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Bugmen, every goddamn time.

almost as much as having an intelligence and not blaming a spooky conspiracy theory for not having any trace of empathy, fucking retard

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Just sleeping

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Cool screen shot friend
But yeah, I'll totally be down for joining in
I'm not even being sarcastic

You have some serious issues

VJ boiiis

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Nah he crawled to the hospital, he only need a couple stitches.

I was here 3 years ago and he was still here, just not posting as often.

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what do you thing happends when somebody in your famalie dies? i tell you nothing the world moves on

also triggerd :D

how me where ive laughed about a dead kid

just saying it a nice hat nothing more nothing less
things like dying children happen every day snowflakes
its nothing special tha's life

and if you cant handel Yea Forums dont go Yea Forums its not a nice place to be

Enjoy Yea Forums while you can, I'll make it a safe space

The Chinese are so comically stupid it should be a TV show.

Baphomet speaks TRUTH

Requesting that reaction pic where 2 simply drawn guys are talking and a third comes who is saying something like "see this, this is gore, guess you can say I'm a little too extreme for you don't you think?!"

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"Hey gang, lets just stop right here in the middle of the road"

"Ching chong lets hang by deze bricks"

I heard this in Fred's voice.

Is there any backstory to this webm? Was that a white South African MP or some shit?

It's not about being able to "handle" it or not. Like I said, I've been here for 12 years; clearly I'm not bothered that much by it. You know, it's not like watching a guy get decapitated by a chainsaw or something. It's more like juggalos: it's not intimidating, it's just cringy.

youtu.be/YI1Gz_Z_e_o

You're not going to change any minds. It's just edgy an edgy joke. I doubt any of the people who joke about it here would laugh about it IRL. Personally i laugh at off color jokes no matter the subject, but that's seperate from actually mocking someone over their dead family. That being said if your mom has been dead for 5 years get ready for yo momma jokes.

>He showed you his swastika's, answer him.

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Whoo think was him...!?!

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This one?

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Ho Lee Fook

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seriously. That's some trauma. I wonder if they do that every year.

whenever i see a low resolution vertical video with chinese people i immediately know that the shit is about to go nuts.
ruins the surprise everytime.

This brings out the feels.
Poor little guy.

dang!

people who like gore are less obnoxious than people who cry about other people liking gore. if you don't think rekt is funny why did you come to a rekt ylyl thread? go be sensitive somewhere else

I'm responding to the other guy's request you fucking mong. You blind as well as stupid? Go suck your uncle's cock

>Don't like gore
>See gore threat
>Click on it
>Complain about gore being in thread

fuken top kek

Story ?

>Growing up
>still on Yea Forums

You ain't fooling anyone, faggot.

Oh shit this guy isn't playing homie done fucked up now

story?
this a spic ritual or something?

> goes on rekt thread
> bitches about the first vid
> carries on for whole thread
Kek

>Story ?
Vodka nigger gonna vodka nig
/story

It's a me

Shit-talking grandma was all up in his shit and smelt of piss. It was the kindest thing thing to do

Was.

Stop crying faggot

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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That's a fast acting nerve gas.

Go take your meds you freak

I hope this happens to your child. Joke, virgins cant become father.

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nice copy and paste faggot

It’s just as hard as concrete if you hit it travelling fast enough, depends on the surface tension.

That's the joke, dipshit

You mad that your funeral won’t be this cool? YLYL? More like this kid is a badass

Yes, thanks. This is the best pic that describes those try hard edgy-lords.

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Don't cut yourself on that edge

Jokes need to be funny to work

Brother I hit the water on my back from 20' high and i broke a rib.

Proof that b hasn’t changed

Bless u user

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Please get this man a job shilling, googlebots

Guess you had to be there

Actually it is exactly like landing on concrete. Lrn2nervegas

Noec head-down free-fly

You're not invited to anyone's funeral with that attitude - even your own, faggot.

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I'd stitch that up soon, might get infected if not

I dunno why, but watching this pleases me so much. Can I have some more, please? :)

This image is so conflicting.

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can i post this tomorrow?

where was this

Power over nighers

>blackstory
just niggers being niggers i guess

Where's the guy who always tells you to take your meds? I heard his fat whore mother got breast cancer.

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disinfection is such a headache tough

her head just POPS

Which part of him?
I was waiting for him to divide into more cells.

Wanted to share this with my Yea Forumsros - I've wasted so much time here wanted to say goodbye. was on top of the world, had a great job, nice place downtown, even a cute conservative younger gf... nov 25th i get pulled over, got a DUI, blew .092, passed the sobriety test and was fully functioning. never been in trouble in my entire life, even had a clean driving record free of speeding tickets. well, the jew judge was fire and brimstone - lost my license have have to take UAs twice a week, literally have to pay out way more then i can come up with in the short time they gave me, everything they could they did. life has been falling apart. decided last week I'm just done. broke up with the gf, put my notice in with HR, wrote the ad for my replacement, gave away the cool shit i had in my office to the staff. leaving a notebook with the basic info that anyone with 10+ years of IT / network engineering experience should be able to figure out. flat broke now with the systems slowly creeping up on me. went from being a foodie to having just one packet of ramen at my place - not exactly the best last meal but it will definitely do. the system is beyond fucked up, been joking how i should have just drugged and raped a minor - that i would be in less trouble then slightly over the legal limit. didn't even feel buzzed. don't even drink much.
anyhow, wrapping up my last day of work. have a bucks left in my account, going to stop on my home grab a pint of the best whiskey that is less than the $15 i have left to my name, wipe my laptop, nas, phone, delete social media, etc. clean my place, get dressed up, leave my DD214's on the coffee table put on my tags for the last time, put on one of my favorite episode of futurama as i enjoy my last meal, have a few laughs - then go out in the snow with my 1911 and end it. part of me hopes reincarnation is a thing, but sure its not. definitely had a good run. Stay good Yea Forums & /pol/ !
Last internet words: *Fucking Jews*
>user 1984 - 2019

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i dont know if its true but i read once that where ever this is at the old people get in your personal space and kind of nudge you to get done faster. Dude wasnt letting some old cunt push him out of the way before he was even done paying and being checked out.

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Weird ay.
It's almost satisfying.

what the fuck am i even looking at

Cool story bro

Witness the peak of human beauty

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Wanted the inheritance early.

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some final destination shit.

Everyone thought he died, but he showed up again in an origin story spinoff.

was*

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kek

But still, moar gore

Right up the spine for maximum popping.

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Ever had deja vu?

Obviously edited screenshot

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Which member of the Bee Gees was this one?

your manager is probably looking for a reason to fire you now

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I haven't seen that fat ugly waste of sperm for about 4 days now, did you know that his mother nearly died from her cunt infection?

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What's dis?

WTF?
Are you still here?
Why resign aigainst the system? Destroy it what do you have to lose? Help others to not get inyour situation!
Don't let the system win!

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a concert in, take a fucking guess, China

>500 years later
>be me a descendent of the great man of bees
>dig into the ground with shovel nails and i hear a tap from them
>peer into the hole to see what i found for research in KEKship
>oh my log saint!
>come face to mouth glands with a colorful wonder of the past
>open strange box with excitement
>MFW it's a deseased human child's bones
>OH.

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Never use fire magic on undead creatures it just makes them crazy

this is my life

tldr

This is why you pay attention to the road, jesus christ

did he survive?

your*

For the people who dont speak bean, what does this mean

That's copypasta from plebbit. My friend has used it recently so I remember exactly what it is. (Why it ain't from plebbit IDK)

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imagine being such a sociopath that this is the conclusion you settle on

Kill the judge and do it the Chinese way. Kill everyone that's related to him. Cut his eyes and put him in a furnace.

this is the photo of a woman the day after she was splashed with sulfuric acid by her husband

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bloody mess perk right here

a rude, entitled, dusty cunt got what was coming to her

Who is that? What is that?
I just don't get the joke.

Having to watch their child be raped so brutally that they are in a vegetative state the rest of their life?

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>Texan w sister livin beach life in LA
>go visit on Harley
>go to beach bar first night there
>catch a 9/10 babe staring hard
>scribble on napkin “You are a babe, I’m from Texas. want to hang out? - user 555-5555”
>go give it to her and walk out
>10 minutes go by I get a text
>is this user
>she lives 2 blocks over
>she introduces 3/10 roommate
>letter was sweet
>no problem I..
>interrupt me with laughter
>your accent! O M G you’re a cowboy aren’t ya?
>no I’m... not a cowboy
>awww youre blushing!
>alllllright...
>mock me “ahhhhhrite”
>roommate passes out
>finally back to her room
>wasn’t drunk and way geetered from the handful of adderall that got me here
>start fuckin her missionary
>OHHH COWBOY FUCK ME
>OH MY GOD COWBOY
>honing skills at the Asian massage parlors last couple years
>first time getting Pussy and didn’t pay for in a year
>This one was for them
>smack her ass hard pull back on her hair and go full crouching tiger
>musters a breathless fuck me cowboy
>spit down on her butt hole
>OHHH
>rub it with my thumb and jam thumb all the way in
>still pounding
>billyidolsnarl.img
>FUCK ME COWBOY
>I couldn’t take it anymore
>scream out >YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!
>hammering harder
>WHHHHHHHHHHHEWWWEEE!!!!
>she’s making these borderline demonic guttural groans
>cum all inside her
>she lays there a few minutes ass up and quiet
>collapse onto bed
>she crawls up beside me
>wake up thinking it was a dream
>raise the sheets to get a look at her naked body
>what a babe
>sneak out and go to open front door
>roommates on the futon
>you did good cowboy
>mfw

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>navy seal copypasta is from reddit
holy newfags, batman

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Ingredients
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for brushing

3/4 pound mixed mushrooms, such as button and cremini, sliced 1/4 inch thick

Salt and freshly ground pepper

1/2 small onion, thinly sliced

1/4 cup dry sherry, such as Oloroso

Four 1/2-inch-thick slices of rustic white bread

2 tablespoons unsalted butter

4 large eggs

2 tablespoons coarsely chopped flat-leaf parsley

How to Make It
Preheat the oven to 400°. In a large skillet, heat the 2 tablespoons of oil until shimmering. Add the mushrooms and season with salt and pepper. Cover and cook over moderate heat, stirring a few times, until softened, 4 minutes. Add the onion, cover and cook, stirring occasionally, until the onion is softened and the mushrooms are browned, 3 minutes longer. Add the sherry and cook until almost evaporated, 1 minute. Season with salt and pepper. Remove from the heat, cover and set aside.

Arrange the bread slices on a large rimmed baking sheet and brush with olive oil. Bake for about 6 minutes, until toasted. Transfer the toasts to plates.

In a large, nonstick skillet, melt the butter over moderate heat. Crack the eggs one at a time into a ramekin and then slip into the skillet. Cook the eggs, sunny-side up, until the whites are firm and the yolks runny, about 5 minutes.

Spoon the mushroom mixture onto the toasts and top with the fried eggs. Garnish with the parsley and serve

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pls kys

wtf is this?

Fast food is geeeeeeey

Maybe France

>edge
you also have a nickname for your moms pussy?

Poached for its ivory. So sad.

The Kola Superdeep Borehole

I see Brazilians give their retards bowl cuts too.

you're mom

Dumbass

Why do you talk to yourself? Are you slow? I want to buy this guy you're stalking a beer.

Maybe Turkey

Ur*

Fucking muslims

These threads are a good reminder that white countries must stay white.

It's French you mongoloid

>literally counting the days since i last called him a paki

R E N T F R E E

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He was watching his friend get pinned to the back of the vehicle when he got hit himself.

The unfunny rape joke spammer is proof that white countries need to stay white

kek that actually happened in italy and both the wife and the husband were italian

Ansari no

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This. Been around since 2008.
Dead kids aren't funny anymore.

please just lurk

Piggy got Rekt

seconded

nerve gas

rt.com/news/315220-russia-granny-attack-supermarket/

came for the ylyl tag, did not see the rekt

What the fuck did you just fucking say man? That is some beyond fucked up shit man. You shut your fucking mouth before I get my knife and shut it for you, bitch. You can't even fucking spell right, look at you, probably got cheeto crumbs in your fucking keyboard you fat fuck. YOU would do the earth some good gathering up the energy to waddle your fat ass off the computer to your closet and rope your useless fucking slimy fat-fold neck and hope the whole fucking ceiling doesn't come crashing down on your fat ass. Get the fuck off my board nigger.

LOL What it do Yea Forums?

First thing, I cant even believe Im posting on this site but whatever, I can take a break from makin paper and playin bitches to serve ALL of you. Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with you faggot nerds? All i can see is a bunch of disgusting, overweight, basement-dwelling, pedophiles. Nothing like an alpha male such as myself.

Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. I'd bet hella money that half of you havent ever gotten laid, and the other half got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, marines like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a marine.

At this point I know you all WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you're angry. Also you are unpatriotic and hate real American heroes like me. But i know you just looked at my fucking traps and shit your pants.

Just TRY and fuck with me. See what happens.

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Oh boy here comes Sigmund fucking Freud everybody

Started to sweat heavily when I saw this. Guys, I'm getting old.
Also this is the reason my parents told me to never ever cross the street in front of a vehicle with the driver sitting that high. They can't see you.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YI1Gz_Z_e_o&feature=youtu.be

STRAWBERRY JAM KEK

needs way more veggies get some veggies on there maybe some veggies and activated eggs and some nice de-acidised veggie clubroot (organic) get also some veggies for health like parsnips and microsalad with veggie shavings like carrote and some veggies for side dish

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Poor guy didn’t even have his change back before that old bag got up in his personal space. Like, how fucking entitled does one have to be. She rightly deserved it.

What about veggies? Should he eat any veggies?

I usually hip check them

Finally someone with balls SALUTE

Kek Lost

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Some just leap over, others tumble on the way down, this dude just nailed it. Cool and collected till the end.

Looks like he could've needed one of these

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I believe she was trying to defend by hugging the kid...ironically stopping her from fleeing and actually killing her.
Tragic.

This thread sucks dog shit
Worst ylyl I've ever seen

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Roll

E

Nah , but he is half the man that he once was

Youre a fuckung retard

*geurilla

why does he have 2 caps tho, you can only have 1 cap at a time, and not even have metal cap i mean wtf

seriously though, obviously the child was loved, sucks.

The first Chinese rekt clip that makes me feel sorry for them. You'd imagine stacked bricks would be much more stable but let chinamen stack em and it somehow becomes more dangerous than the sum of its parts.

This guys story is followed and his friends interviewed in the doco called the bridge. Guy was crying out for help all the way no one picked up the signs.

Definitely an underage user.

Notice that the niggers assault the white kid

the full version of this clip is even more retarded ... like dozens of people join her to help and they dig at the wrong place...

Shut up, retard.

Its from a docu about european mercenaries in african civil war in post ww2 Europe... 60s

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Cutting edge advertising

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HE TURNED INTO FLAVOR FLAV AS SOON AS THOSE BUCKSHOTS REMOVED HIS HEAD.

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Haha lost

you know how i know you are a newfag? because you dont know the sweet subtle art of trolling

and nice reddit spacing faggot

As a father of a little goofball this makes me incredibly, incredibly sad. The kid probably had some terminal illness and wanted this.

Lol suffer cunt

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>be cop
>working this job for about 10 years now, pretty small town in Canada with relatively no crime
>single so I pretty much do whatever i want
>one part of town that's not great but not like fuckin Detroit either mostly petty crime
>one piece of shit I don't get along with Ray
>ray can fuck off
>he mostly does dumb shit to piss me off
>ray has a son
>this piece of shit takes the shit cake though
>sells drugs steals everyone's shit general mayhem
>judge always let's him off easy though
>cant fuckin stand him
>start drinking
>this little shit and his equally shitty friends literally drove me to drink
>drinking gets worse as this shithead commits worse crimes
>eventually cant hold it together
>get fired
>to get back at these shitbirds I take a security job where they live
>officially trailer park supervisor
>still drink a shit ton but have to catch these shitheads at something
>fuckin punks are adults now and turn a once decent place into a shitty dump
>not all bad get boyfriend
>he tries his best but hes no sherlock holmes
>still cant catch these shithawks
>at least i have my Randers though

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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That’s just fuckin evil

I got a two year old and if he died I would an hero
He's literally all i live for
Incels cant understand

You misspelled delicious

I call it pasta so ancient and stale you could make armor-piercing shells out of it

I laughed very good at this one, thanks user

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If my life just went to shit like this I would just bounce and roam the country being a bum. Fuck suicide.

Aren’t you supposed to take your hat off inside? Quite rude.

Lost

super shame

Ah, I miss seeing this

He is a mentally ill faggot who outright refuses to take the medications his psychiatrist prescribed him.

>evolution through natural selection.

you must be new here

Is this the infamous double bait?

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Yeah it would suck

wholesome

>implying there is even such a thing as a non Muslim European.

Shitty variety of an old pasta. One different girl per week is NOT impressive. The 0.1% of guys on Tinder or shitty apps like it have an unlimited supply of pussy. All they have to do is go through a rudimentary set of moves and an eager, willing girl shows up at their house the same night. No work, no skill, no commitment required.

You really won't believe how skewed women's selectivity is until you actually meet a guy who has it this good. You don't even register as potentially fuckable unless you're better looking than 80% of dudes. It's soul crushing.

Stacked bricks aint safe for shit. tried climbing on some to get on a higher place but the shit just collapsed.

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That's why i don't have kids and live life to its fullest. Fuck the noise.

>> Saying 'you do you' and calling someone else a faggot...

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There was a teeny tiny mishap with the pyrotechnics.
Fun fact, if you hold your breathe, you can run thru fire for 10-30 seconds, depending on flame intensity and body type. Once you inhale those hot gases and burn your lungs its over.

this makes me really uncomfortable

Lost, God fucking damn it.

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Something tells me the ugly little shit got what was coming to him

it´s fake, it was a prank.

it comes from a doco made in the late 70's or early 80's called faces of death

Yahoo!

lol

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How is this funny? Its fucking cool as shit.

For those of you entertaining the idea that true oldfags have no sense of remorse or moral compass, did you forget that the primary unifying factor of Yea Forums was originally the intent to end scientology and its ideology due to the disgusting abuse and corruption they influenced. All of you that think having no emotions = cool are literally the new faggots. You are epitomizing everything about Yea Forums that oldfags fucking despise.

IT'S real.dipshit.

Post proof or GTFO you fucking newfag.

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Well, if it was funny the first time...

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worst thread i've seen, worse than bananas

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=YI1Gz_Z_e_o

Well, those kind of attacks were imported by them.

Don't feel sorry for them. If you play next to stacked bricks, you deserve the misfortune for being retarded. Nature weeds out retards.

How to basic birthday

>my kid died
>give me money

Argentina

Fuck off, Mr Lahey

the nerves gas naturally present at the bottom of tall bridges is what kills them

lost

losted

Yes, but it's usually just smashing the person's face into the cake. They went way overboard with this.

Loaded

Not only is it french, the words for each drug are so similar to english that if you can't guess, kill yourself

Been here since 2009. Never thought a dead kid was funny once.

>replying this to a guy responding to an op posting a dead child
huh?

it really does but why though?
because of the implications of gore or something else?