Waifu dead bread
Waifu dead bread
Elijah Reyes
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Matthew James
Pyra a cute.
Parker Sanchez
Adrian Fisher
Alita is best waifu and she's so adorable in the new film
Michael Richardson
Yikes.
Ian Miller
Colton Bennett
Whatever studio animated this deserves lots of praise. It looks really nice
Chase Gray
>when a girl from the 80s is a seasonal waifu
>again
Dylan Nguyen
good morning
Joseph Morgan
>he says, his waifu only having one season of anime and an OVA
>low budget digital anime
>her cells weren't painstakingly hand-drawn one-by-one
>hardly any love and care went into her anime
>is literally a cringe comedy anime
Bro... Tomoko is kinda cringe...
Nicholas Reyes
>7 YEARS HAND DRAWN
Admit it, you watched the new movie and were like "ermagerd I love Alita."
Ryan Brown
And you watched W*tamote and was like ohmergerd i love Tomoko. I actually haven't watched the movie either but I'm sure it's a lovely film
David Cruz
Yeah, sure. I'm sure you are both spontaneously and organically claiming today.
Brody Martin
Blood-chan got arrested a few days ago.
Christian Perez
What do you even mean?
Wyatt Stewart
Good. From what a lot of you people say about them they could use the professional help.
Luis Jackson
You talk like a newfag, and you're waifu is seasonal.
Aiden Rogers
'morning.
Nicholas Murphy
good morning!
how are you?
Cameron Evans
Excuse me but your shitfu is actually a seasonal no-plot slice of life shit. SoL doesn't stand for Slice of Life for Tomoko it stands for Shit Out of Luck because T*moko is a major shit.
Anthony Gutierrez
My one and only
Gabriel Jenkins
>one of the best selling shounen series
>everything you just said
Imagine being wrong and having a waifu that will be forgotten in about a month. Again.
Aiden Cruz
A bit tired, but almost done with today.
Haven't heard from you in a while everything okay over there?
And how are you today? Planning on having a good start of the week?
Adam Robinson
Yeah but what about that plot tho
Charles Thompson
Fact of the matter is that Tomoko is le ironic NEET's first waifu. Like haha guize she's just like me she is a sad sack of shit like me i love her so much. Except that Tomoko actually evolves as a person and you stay in your shitty shit hole that smells of old pee bottles. I am a NEET but I'm not a self-loathing one like you. NEET is comfy, NEET is cool, NEET is free from work and school.
Easton Taylor
You said it yourself, it's Slice of Life. I'm sorry you don't get your grandiose hunger games "plot", but not everyone wants a hyper violent waifu.
Michael Lee
Yeah between the dog-killings, manipulation, and mugging people at knifepoint he finally got what he deserved.
Anthony Hall
>doesn't know what a word means
>uses it anyway to seem more intelligent
It's one thing to talk a lot of shit and berate someone, it's completely another thing to lie about them. Have a fucking spine, coward.
Levi Foster
nice~
yeah, im good! i wasn't posting for a while because of whatever was going on before~
im doing good! woke up not too long ago and made breakfast! hoping that this is a good week~
Josiah Sanchez
Yeah, whatever you say, plotlet
Charles Mitchell
Glad to hear it, friend. I hope you have a good week too.
What's for breakfast today?
Ethan Watson
But a whole bunch of PLOT is about to unfold due to some legitimate bullying. There's gonna be a cat fight! And I presume Yoshida will be the one to dole it out.
Jordan Miller
thanks friend
Adrian Parker
Sounds good, omelette or fried egg? Enjoy.
Nope, just got one more class today. Boring one, but will be over soon!
Gabriel Foster
Bullshit
Christian Hill
Yeah well Tomoko smells bad you pervert. I bet you like her stinky feet
Charles Anderson
This is even out dated, any more memes you want to use?
Nicholas Young
Wow watching her shower? Pervert much?
Michael Adams
Wouldn't you have to shut Alita down to service her?
Kinky.
Jaxon Gray
Shush. Also haven't you considered the fact that I'm claiming her now *because* she's popular? Before there was much less risk of her getting claimed by others. But now She's hot-ticket and more likely to be claimed by normalfags.
And it's not like people love their waifu or anything guys! I mean can you *imagine* being attracted to a cartoon character? Like yikes fam :^)
Jeremiah Thompson
That's what "Seasonal" means, retard. She's popular right now because of some new material that was released in the current season or this year. *Imagine* being so daft that you try to mock someone and get completely called out, only to say you were only pretending the whole time. Goodness.
Ian James
Logan Hughes
Sweet waifu.
Alexander Hernandez
What if I liked her before the new material came out and I'm claiming her now to stave off normalfags from stealing her?
The second part of my post was sarcasm you retard. Good grief.
Jack Wright
I'd say your auspicious time for claiming is very suspicious.
Austin Sanders
I just said I was claiming to protect her from the wave of normalfags lmao.
Noah Flores
Okey.
Evan Morris
Speaking of Alita's new movie do you know a place where I can torrent it?
Colton Cooper
Carter Taylor
Again?
Angel King
I want to claim Earth chan, because she's worth everything to me, and seeing her just makes me content.
8s
I was already wondering where they were, they're normally pretty persistent.
Carter Mitchell
Explains a lot.
Luke Fisher
bump
Nathan Nguyen
They bother you a lot?
Nathan Perry
You could say that. They're far from annoying enough for me not to miss their shenanigans when they're gone, though.
Owen Russell
I imagine they bothered ya on steam? I don’t believe they can be found much anywhere else
Daniel Gutierrez
Cooper Carter
I have no contact with anons outside of threads, I wouldn't know.
I'm just saying that it's been an unusually long while since I saw posts about dead dogs in here.
Brody Murphy
Rem is a BC sympathizer, you are wasting your time here.
Jonathan Morales
Aaron Wilson
Time spent is never wasted.
How much for a therapy session?
Jason Scott
Your soul.
Daniel Ortiz
Fair enough.
Sebastian Collins
Fair enough.
Jace Price
a
David Walker
Real comfy thread
Nathan Cox
Hey I dont set the prices
Adam Young
rrivederci
I already sold my soul though.
Goodnight Rohrschach
Hudson Gutierrez
He's a psychopath.
Michael Wood
Goodnight everyone.
Sebastian Cook
bye!
Nathan Walker
Tfw can mock weebs because technically my waifu is from a western live action movie
Jacob Wright
a
Isaac Morgan
Beautiful community, lively and inspiring
Nicholas Taylor
I saw a spicy bee
Jayden Green
Claimed
Benjamin Foster
When I was a child I saw a green bee and I was convinced it was a small alien drone disguised as a bee and that the aliens got the colors wrong
It was probably a fly with sun reflecting off it's green eyes
Jayden Peterson
BEES DON'T EXIST YOU FUCKING SCHIZO
Easton Campbell
We got the spicy bee
Noah Brooks
The Tomoko and Alita fan boys are missing something.
Ian Walker
Taste?
Jace Watson
DON'T YOU KNOW THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO IS A SODIUMPATH, EARTHCHAN
Oliver Martinez
Wasp* retard
Blake Rodriguez
Didn't she need BOTH Ido and Alita to come and save her?
Brody Lopez
a
Joshua Campbell
dead
Benjamin Jackson
>turn on coffee grinder
>neice goes "aaaa" along with the grinding sound
so cute
Carter Sullivan
it's a wASP NOT A BEE YOU IDIOT AUSSIES DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INCESTS
Luis Evans
He knows, that's why he said spicy bee
Are you developmentally challenged?
Thomas Nguyen
I also misspelled insects, I'm playing a character who is overly critical and defensive
Jayden Thompson
Go LARP elsewhere
Ryan Lopez
is this paid thread?
Chase Cook
Sup
Alexander Jones
It's not a fucking larp it's just my sense of humore jfc fuck you
Carter Sanchez
Whatever helps you sleep at night, LARPer
Jace Diaz
Yes.
Eli Stewart
Evening all
Jaxon Edwards
I killed a spicy bee. See
David Edwards
Heyhey, how's it going?
RIP spicy bee
Isaac Cooper
No, spicy bees should burn in hell
Julian Cook
hi there Umi
nice to see you
William Jenkins
Fair. I've never had much of a problem with anything like that, honestly. Never been stung in my life.
Nice to see you too. Been up to much lately?
Hudson Phillips
working, teaching, relaxing
you?
Lucas Perry
forgot pic
Andrew Nguyen
Not too much. Got married, have to deal with immigration shit, and outside of that I've mostly just been chilling. Got a little into photography though which is nice.
Asher Brown
hey congrats! ^_^
Adam Gutierrez
Thanks. Life been treating you alright overall?
John Harris
like 90% of life yes
not two days ago I was hired by a major university to teach...my business is growing fast...hiring more
Only issue is I have had some weird medical issue I am dealing with for 6 months
Brandon Brooks
Medical issues are some of the most annoying though, is it affecting your life much at all?
Aiden Lopez
Neither, but theres enough flies in this very open cafe for us to keep away the spicy bees. They're a major hazard to our main weekday customer base, which is mostly old people.
Christian Morgan
it's starting to
basically I have this thing called Status Migrainosus
I've essentially had a migraine straight for six months
it is also causing dizziness, weakness, fatigue
MRI of the brain tomorrow
Hi Rory
Jaxson Clark
Ahh, right. So you kinda had to deal with it.
Also, I've been asked to call you gay
Oof, that sounds fucking awful. Any idea what's causing it?
Charles Fisher
still not sure
probably stress
but fortunately with the new job and business taking off I am making far more money per hour and can lower my hours
As it is I work four days per week. Hoping to drop to 3
Joshua Nguyen
Ahh, so if it's stress then you should be able to ease off of it a little?
Elijah King
I hope so
The MRI is just to be safe and make sure there isn't something major
so married huh? how long? How is it going??
Isaiah Hernandez
Couple of weeks now. It's been going well though, slowly settling into it. It'll be nicer when I'm through immigration and can actually find a job though.
Kayden Turner
may I ask where you are moving? If that isn't too personal
Nicholas Bell
California. Or, well, I have moved here. I'm just waiting to finish going through the immigration process.
Mason Edwards
ahhh my 3D spouse is from California originally
Daniel Gutierrez
Hoi
Ask him if hes blown up his car yet
Luis Peterson
Ahhh. It's a nice place. I prefer home, but y'know.
He said nope
Elijah Ward
Ask him if hes planning to hear about a defect, ignore it and then keep operating the vehicle at high revs :^)
Colton Ortiz
how you been
yeah I am from the craphole midwest
it's ok I suppose
John Rodriguez
>watched subbed anime
>can only focus on subs and end up missing the animation
>watched dubbed anime
>characters have annoying voices
I hate anime
Jacob Gomez
>not learning japanese to watch anime
Cooper Scott
hello hello, I love you all
Alexander Stewart
does anyone actually do this?
i mean im trying to learn right now because im about to transfer to japan
but strictly because anime?
Grayson King
Good night all
Sebastian Bell
hey...
Dylan Green
Been very meh lately
Brandon Jones
What does Trump have in common with Hitler?
There is a 'b' in 'both'.
Hunter Morgan
I didn’t think you’re still around
Hi relm
Jackson Powell
F
Jace Edwards
Isaiah Ward
hello hello
Christopher Howard
Jordan Lewis
Ryder Martin
>listening to the original Texas chainsaw massacre OST while playing obscure DOS games
This is my aesthetic now
I was playing a tetris clone while doing this and got a score of 666 by chance, left the dosbox prompt up for a while after that with just the highscore screen up so I could stare at it
Gavin Morales
Anthony Phillips
Dominic Russell
Luis Howard
a
Adam Morgan
present time
hahahaha
Nicholas Russell
This thread belongs to mai poster nao
Ethan Hall
Joshua King
god natt
Austin Torres
Nathan Lee
James Turner
here
Easton Kelly
not here
Sebastian Brown
Ian Nelson
Cooper Young
thicc head
Adrian Myers
Gabriel Jenkins
helo
F
Oliver Jackson
money for nothing
Andrew Myers
Good morning Yui
Jaxon Jenkins
Mai Poster, in the flesh – or, rather, in the imageboard. I took the liberty of relieving you of your posts. Most of them were government property. As for the thread... I think you've earned it.
The borderworld, Yea Forums, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there - I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Poster. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have "limitless potential."
You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well... I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived.
Time to choose...
Hunter Ramirez
Alexander Phillips
UwU *I step into the portal*
I don't have a copypasta to respond with because Freeman never talks, unless I posts a line from Half-life 3
Anthony Thompson
Wisely done, Mr. Poster! I will see you up ahead.
*cue epic half-life outro music
Isaac Thompson
It's not the fucking plane scene
Jackson Sanchez
When do I get the portal gun?
Noah James
Parker Rivera
Episode 3.2 Gen 2x2 SS+
Josiah Lopez
Um, completely different series.
Kek.
Brody Young
Did you say you were going to make some kind of meme website?
Jordan Bell
It's only 1:30 and I'm forgetting to attach images
Lincoln Walker
yes but it's okay because my friend did it better
Matthew Harris
I was thinking about making a website but then I realized that since I'm a NEET my parents would know about it, so I wouldn't be anonymous and wouldn't have complete creative freedom
Hunter Moore
can you post your friends meme website?
Anthony Martinez
i'm sure you can still get away with it... somehow.
you seem like a nice neet. did i ever tell you i liked neets?
no
Joseph Stewart
>i liked neets
>liked
What changed.
Samuel Clark
neets don't like me back
Justin Sullivan
I like you...
Michael Rodriguez
I could still make some blog-style website where I would write about things I think are cool that nobody else cares about, I think more people need to do that, but before I do that I would need to stop being illiterate and having a low verbal IQ.
I know you were talking about that before, you linked that thread on /soc/ about rich anons adopting NEETS
Gabriel Gray
i like you, too!
well, i didn't link the thread! someone else did! it was cool to see!!!!
Caleb Brooks
Oh, I'm pretty sure I know who did link it then, that rich user who paid the spammer to stop
/soc/ is pretty scary imho
Isaiah Johnson
>/soc/ is pretty scary imho
yeah, but... i like neets
i have a friend who likes neets like i do. we want to start a neet hotel for neets. we don't know how we'd fund it but i'm sure we'll find a way.
Robert Ward
well, that's actually more of a projection. he joked about it, but i don't know if he was ever serious.
i am, though.
Thomas Sanchez
just keep hitting all these dubs tonight wew
Robert Price
So, a homeless shelter?
We could start a small communist village for NEETS and build everything ourselves, but we would probably be too lazy
Camden Edwards
no, more like a retirement home.
it won't be communism, just social security. actually, i call it national socialism. i see neets, specifically those who browse Yea Forums, as my people. i want what's best for my people.
i will provide for everything using my own blood and soil.
Tyler Wilson
>thread on /soc/ about rich anons adopting NEETS
>we want to start a neet hotel for neets
>i don't know if he was ever serious
>i am, though
Richfags buying neet salves, this guy whats to lock them in hostel like dungeons.
Alexander Ward
don't comp the plan, Jerry
Nicholas Edwards
I must protect the neets from your tyranny.
Colton Gonzalez
good night have a great night sleep night well nightAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS 3 AM I HAVE COLLEGEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
truthfully, though, i just want to care for neets. i always wanted to take care of children.
Luis Parker
What is your opinion on Yang Gang?
Luke Bailey
who?
Luis Flores
>truthfully, though
>i just want to care for neets
Take good care of them.
Zachary Turner
Presidential candidate, wants to give every NEET 1000$ a month, apparently
Didn't you just wake up? god natt.
Liam Howard
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