What is the real difference between a girlfriend and a prostitute?

sadly this

*rotates fedora*

What lows have we reached where not thinking that a girlfriend is synonymous with prostitution now makes you a fedora tipping neckbeard?

Girlfriend
Pros:
Will have emotional bond to you, so will support you, even when you're whining about bs nobody cares or you have the flu and pretend u feel bad or when youre too pussy to stand up to your problems and get drunk and hide

Cons:
Will have a list of standards that you have to BE in order to stay with her
will cheat on you unless indoctrinated since childhood that it is evil and you keep her dumb her whole life, which in return will make you unhappy because youre together with a dumb girl who will just clean and cook for you, but will be max mediocre at both

How boring, feel sorry for ya

I got the best blowjob of my life on Saturday, but I had to pay 200$ for it. lasted almost a whole hour, so worth it.

Well we also have reached a point where gay isn't gay anymore. That point has been reached long ago. Now the discussion is expanding on bi too.

A prostitute provides a specific range of services for the client at prices that can be negotiated in advance.

A girlfiriend expects to be provided with a wide range of services, which have not been specified in advance, and be paid unspecified amounts of money and gifts in kind, for the privilege of availing herself of those services.
Regardless of how much pecuniary advantage she receives for being provided with those services, she ultimately expects to be entitled to (at least) another 50% of her dupes assets, when she decides to break off the arrangement, plus further regular and ongoing income for "child support" for, maybe another eighteen years or more.

In what special needs course is this considered a valid response to what I said?

In the sense of insane and illogical people taking over.

The prostitute leaves when I'm finished with her.
She doesn't hang around and get fat.

There is none

The fat epidemic is ridiculous. How and why are so many women getting fat? Just stop fucking eating excess amounts of food. Go for a jog for 10 minutes a few times a week and it's completely avoided.

Hourly vs salary. Prostitute is paid by the hour, girlfriend/ wife puts out occasionally but gets money year round regardless

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>10 minutes a few times a week and it's completely avoided

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The prostitute leaves after.

Haha fat detected.

How many bags of chips have you eaten in the past 7 days?

all girls are prostitutes

not all prostitutes are girls

less than three. Regardless,
>implying that ten minutes of exercise a "few times a week" will completely negate the need for actual exercise/ proper diet
take your 3rd grade understanding of physical health shove it up your fat ass and kys

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prostitutes dont make me hard anymore and not nearly the same as cumming buckets into your gal

Your mother was never a girlfriend

>10 minutes of exercise a few times a week
Wahtch outn erybpdy, we gots a world-class fitniss trainer in her wirt us 2day

Maybe you could explain this to all the fat
disgusting blobs out there.
Because seriously, why am I going to tie myself down to some lazy ham beast when a fit 19 year old is a phone call away?

Prostitute you pay to leave, GF you pay to stay.

A girlfriend gives you affection and a lot of pampering. But one day it may leave you.

You'll never know, incel.

I'm guessing niggers

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t. roastie

your mom's ass

A girlfriend can stop loving you any time, a prostitute will love you long time.

i have a gf who is a prostitute, and yes i was one of her clients

Nice, perks?

A girlfriend is a person you subject to your nasty dick for no compensation.
A prostitute is a person you hire for a dirty job.

she loves attention when drunk, so we had lots of wild club nights, where she teased other guys and girls

also her work stories, like one time a guy paid her enough to do cocaine and fuck and a girl-girl show in an event

Access, negotiated for a determined value.

form of payment

Accessibility

this is either a roastie, or one of those soybois I have been hearing about

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You might have a chance of losing your virginity with a prostitute? Is that it?

That’s it guise. I’m marrying my prostitute.

ITT: INCELS!: THE POSTS!

Many men have checked out of society, and many women have given up trying to look attractive for the opposite sex because "muh female empowerment"

Never forget that Incels will always be worse than soybois because even tho a soyboi is literally injesting estrogen, at least they are still self aware enough to go outside and get pussy. The only thing worse than an incel is a mgtow faggot. Mgtow faggots are so deep in the closet that even though their name literally means men go their own way, they fundamentally do not understand that that is inherently gay.

>this is a PSA

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Good, more pussy for me.

>What is the real difference between a girlfriend and a prostitute?

it's like saying what's the difference between the scenic route and a short cut.

Sex with a prostitute is way better

yep youre a fat landwhale feminist

funny how soilent is the only cock you can get, keep mirin at the maga hotties while you fuck your uggo soylent bottles of estrogen laced cum

>What is the real difference between a girlfriend and a prostitute?

One will pretend to love you for an allotted amount of time then leave without any drama.

The other will pretend to love you while trying to drain all of your resources while cheating on you and causing all sorts of problems. When she leaves she will take half or more of all your stuff.

MGTOW isn't inherently gay you lard guzzling, hair dying, horn rim glasses wearing, low body image feminist. I think the movement is stupid too, but it is actually based in some minor degree of fact and sensibility. And soyboys are universally the worst type of "men". Incels are pathetic losers, but at least they aren't out forcing cultural degradation and degeneracy on an unwilling public.

One word: creampie :)

You don't have to support your prostitute, just pay her for sex.

>/thread

One wont leave.

Payment structure.

That’s funny because I like my women thin, brunette, and covered in tattoos

What you just described is called a unicorn. Not a girlfriend.

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Prostitutes are cheaper.

dude my gf covers the tab on everything. stop being around cheap women.

The difference?

Let's do the math

First, the prostitue, easier to explain, mid-shelf "escort" (not street-whore, crackhead type) will net you $300 for the hour....BBBJ, Russian, MSOG, CIM/F/BwSW, Greek...let's say for argument sake $400 for the hour and you can do whatever you want to her.

Now look at the girlfriend in a cliched setting:

You're a lonely boy looking for a girlfriend, and you're traditional in your values you want to take your time, play the game, get the romance, etc.... So where do you go?

Nightclubs...$20 cover, $100 worth of drinks for yourself (maybe go $200 if you want to get seriously lushed).

Girl caught your eye, chemistry is mixing in your favor, nights coming along, so you buy her a few drinks to keep her engaged. $50? $100? Don't cheap out on shitty margeritas made with mixto, you want to flex, and get her on the anjeo..

So you score, you got her number.....and send each other's texts over the course of the next week to set up an actual date by yourselves. round up to $5 in texts and data on your phones.

The date is set, so you want to impress her. You buy top of the line brand clothes $1000 (if not for her, but you had them before for the sole purpose of swooning any lady), you get a haircut $50 if you go to a barbershop not some cheapo-mini mall place.....cologne, $100 for the bottle, extra $20 for deodorant. .....Let's round up the manscaping venture to an even $2000, invested into yourself, to get that girl to notice you.

>already at $2,325 so far....just to get a girlfriend.
>haven't mentioned gas in your car, or even what kind of car or it's bells and whistles either....

You got the girl on a date, where do you go? An afternoon at the local zoo? $50 for admission? $20 for drink and snack?

Dinner rolls around where do you go? 3 star? That's $60. 4 star? $100. 5 star? $200......say 4 star for argument sake, not a cheapo, but not trying too hard to impress.

Movie next? $50 dollars....

>Con't

and then for the pay off......drive her home, and get a kiss? You spent $2,545 for a kiss? Okay sure, this is about getting the girlfriend so we're talking the long game here. A kiss is a good sign she's into you and more will come later on.

....but let's say for argument sake, you're at the 4th date (averaging another $250 a date, still not including gas; so we're at nearly $3,300) and it's time to get intimate with her. Time to seal the deal, and what happens? Doesn't like the taste of cock, DATY feels weird to her, Anal hurts too much (even with foreplay/prepping).....She's too self-conscious in the bed, and it's all starfish action. Maybe overtime she'll be more 'open' to your desires, and again you want a girlfriend so you need to take her feelings into consideration....it'll probably be 10 more date and talk of marriage and family before she swallows your first load and allows you to knock on her backdoor.....but you wanted the long-run didn't you?.....hell, put sex aside, you don't even know where her domestic skills are at either, she could burn the house down making a peanut butter sandwich too.....

TLDR: You want to know what's the difference between a hooker and and girlfriend is?

It's about $3000+ and zero guarantee she'll do the things a prostitue will do.

>tfw no counter-argument

Your numbers are way too high. But the concept is correct.

Stop dating gold diggers idiot. Im an idiot myself and feel horrible when I dont pay for my girl but so far I had taking turns paying, her paying and sometimes her even insisting to take her money.

Theres so much true in this post. Also you forgot to mention that she could be crazy or disloyal. For example, my gf treat me yesterday, she said that if i left her, she is going to cut my penis when i get sleep. This is the kind of surprises you get in a few years relationship, now i dont knoe how to disappear.

fuck a hooker long enough and they tend to turn into a wierd quasi-girlfriend
i have one ive been railing two or three times a week. she will come over and do my laundry and some light cleaning, we go out to the movies and what not even.
whats nice is she has her own place and always calls me first before showing up so if im not feeling it no big deal.

People will ask questions if you murder your girlfriend.

Whores are cheap by comparison.

A girlfriend is around you all of the time. Which can be annoying sometimes. But she also cares about you most of the time. A prostitute is there for you to get your nut, but it might feel empty.

Exclusivity. A prostitute doesn't get pissed off if you fuck her friend.

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You could have just said you were a Virgin.

Quit being a beta bitch and have girls buy you drinks.

A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like.

My GF has both. So suck it fag...

How do I up vote

Grilfriends generally don’t do ass tah ass

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Yeahh! Elon...you was all time

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Post her nudes then

A girlfriend can take your money and gifts and NOT provide any sexual services in return.

this and so much hot

))((

Back and forth, forever and ever

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i'm a whoremonger, but i always cringe when people say "you pay for it either way." Some guys actually don't. That's great for them, but I don't dwell on it, because I've got my method and I'm perfectly satisfied with it.

another one that gets me is when guys say, "i don't pay them for sex, i pay them to leave afterwards." Charlie Sheen famously said that, but he is known for throwing violent hissyfits when time is up and she tries to leave

pic related got her face fucked hard and then swallowed my cum the very first time that i met her. feels good man

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What if OP is nigger?

You'll lose weight if you kill yourself lardboy

There's no difference. Both will leave once you stop spending money on them.