How can I tell if a massage place will give me a happy ending?
How can I tell if a massage place will give me a happy ending?
Jack Price
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James Fisher
It's, usually, a dead giveaway, if they ask if you want a happy ending
Anthony Robinson
They jerk you off
Isaiah Barnes
Ask
Liam Gonzalez
Asians
Hunter Cook
You no ask, you no get.
Joshua Evans
I'm worried it'll be a legit place
How common is it?
Is it a good sign if a place is open from 8am-930pm?
Christopher Cook
Legit places say "massage therapy" on the sign.
Jose Perez
Late night closing, covered windows, no prices on window or doors, says "asian massage". No specified massages Thai deep tissue etc
Michael Turner
What are the chances of a thai place being a rub n tug place or legit?
Bentley Johnson
>Late night closing
how late is 9 30 late enough?
Dominic Hernandez
100% rub and tug
Adrian Roberts
Legit places will get you naked and place towel on pirates. HE will not. Sure way just get a boner on the flip. You know when they ask if you want HE.
Ryder Martinez
If they ask you at the front desk if it's your first time, then they do happy endings. If you want one, you say no, not first time. Go in, get naked, put towel on, and after a respectable amount of time, make a signal, like rubbing her leg or turning over. Be confident, show them the big tip they'll be getting and enjoy.
Michael Davis
Rubmaps.com
Matthew Turner
is mark zuckerburg ok?
Gavin Stewart
9:30 isn't late
Aaron Morgan
Aiden Bailey
A. Is it a massage place
B. Do you have a dick
Ian Cook
Any sites like this but free?
Josiah Lopez
I can’t believe I have French francs
Jacob Allen
If you can’t afford $15 for a site, you can’t afford a prostitution addiction.
James Bailey
It's not worth it dude. Been there, done that. Buy toys instead.
Jacob Ortiz
if there's a bunch of shady looking chinks
Christian Hall
They all give happy endings.
No massage place would exist without being a cover for prostitution.
Charles Scott
is thaht mark zuckerburg?
William Torres
I spent the last 20 minutes reading Yelp reviews of these places on Yelp by women all pissed off they got bad service because the place "only cares" about the male clients. This is comedy gold right here.
Josiah Garcia
it's extra hot when you realize she's doing it against her will to pay off her human trafficking debt
Tyler Evans
It’s simple. Ask yourself if the masseuse went to school for it, first thought yes? Don’t ask
Gavin Perez
if you walk through one door and have to wait for them to buzz you in to a second door, its a jack shack. when you hear an asian chick say "have you been heya befo?" say yes and enjoy
Christopher Wilson
Another good sign
Kevin Parker
Less often than you imagine.
Levi Butler
If it says "Massage" on the door
Adam Richardson
don't, FBI cracking down on such massage place for human trafficking.
Gavin Morris
Man, Mark Zuckerberg looks nearly human in that pic.
Tyler Butler
Look for Asian massages places in strip malls. It's pretty unassuming until your back there getting your crank yanked
Jason Taylor
Ian Mitchell
Kek, as if
Caleb Reyes
halfway through it, they gonna ask if you want some extra options that aren't on the menu
The average asian massage parlor pretty much always provides extra fun
Hudson Green
Whoo think was him...!?!