Just supermatched with a cutie on tinder. What's your go to opening lines. Need halp

Just supermatched with a cutie on tinder. What's your go to opening lines. Need halp

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Are you shit? Because I can see you in my pants

Say that you really like a specific facial feature on her. And I don't mean "You have beautiful eyes." 'cause that's an empty compliment. Go with something like "I really like how brown your eyes are. Reminds me of a cup of hot chocolate."
I get pretty good results doing it like that.

I want to tongue punch your fart box

you put the sex in i'm going to sexually assault you

Are you a doctor because I've had an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours pls help

Lel

They already think you are attractive so talk to them like a normal person.

This is legit.

But if that doesn’t work: “AYY GURL U WAN SUM FUKK?!?!”

what if i don't know how to talk like a normal person

Sooo...he was behind all that...

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Tally ho, milady! Such glorious happenstance that has brought the two of us in twain this eve. I am breathless as I look upon your rapturous beauty. How can I, a lowly mortal, be matched with a heavenly angel such as yourself? I feel like Tony Stark (Iron Man) and you, my dear, are Pepper Potts (his lover). Shall we dine together and afterwards visit the cinema to view the epic Captain Marvel?

I just say "please give me a blowjob" and I've only had 1 girl do it so it was totally worth it

"ayyy baby u wan sum cok?

Are you asain? Because I'm China get all up in Japan-tees

How much do you cost?

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

"Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside of you."

Are you a gun because I'm extremely suicidal and want to shoot myself

do u have condoum? if not i must go shopping

Baby you must be gasoline, because I want to pump you in my van.

My name is user. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Saved

Hello, I have high functioning autism

My sack is full of cum what are you going to do about it?

Chinese food makes me sick.

>Your opening line should be

Two ways this is gonna go so...
Balls deep or no?

u want sum fuk?

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dying

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>he asked Yea Forums for an opener and actually used it

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