Would you sniff a French girl's ass?

You haven't lived till you've eaten sweaty hairy hippie ass after a 4 day music festival dancing in the sun all day

I want a white or Latina hippie gf with good musky butthole smell

as a frenchfag, i'm always amazed that anyone could think that.

how often do french girls bathe?

around one time a week

at least one shower a day. most girls i have been with washed twice a day. the only girl i knew who washed like twice a week was actually german...

have you ever had a french girl's butthole or feet directly in your face?

and do french girls give good blowjobs?

yes yes and yes. licked them, fucked them, cum on them. some girls are natural cocksucker, and some need a little training.

what are the smells like?

wel i'm not into stinky ass, if it does stink, i'm not staying around.
a clean hole though is a pleasure to lick.

do french girls blast out escargot farts?

I would definitely lick their hairy pits...

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>escargot farts
hihi

that must happens once in a while

who is your favorite french amateur on pornhub? I like louis et martin

i don't have any. but i'll check them out. thanks.

Almost nobody in France likes escargot. Maybe 10% of french people still crave for this shit i think.

I'm French and I'm impressed some virgin incels have an opinion on French women since they haven't met one.

Even more so, I'm impressed people would be as dumb as to think being from a certain European countries would make you less or more stinky.

it's an old traditional dish. maybe you get to eat that once a year. i havent in 10 years maybe.

what do french people actually like? is coq au vin popular?

coq au vin is classical french cuisine. we don't eat that often.

Ce n'est pas si traditionnel que ça, franchement ça peut arriver assez fréquemment genre les dimanches par exemple. Ça prend juste trop de temps.

Aussi bien les Ricains d'être aussi cons? Lol ça me choquerait presque si ce n'était pas Yea Forums

Daily food is made of pan-cooked meat, whol grains and vegetables with almost no processing.
Nothing really fancy in fact.
Pastas and rice are really common

Is it because it's not halal?

Even dumber is thinking that there is any discernable genetic difference in europe. It's just one giant soup of mixed up genes and there is no such thing as a 'french woman' apart from the language she speaks and town she grew up in

t'as raison mais je résume. ça fait parti du corps traditionnel de notre cuisine. je veux dire c'est pas tous les midis vin rouge coq au vin et je rentre chez moi avec ma baguette et mon beret. tu vois ce que je veux dire.

yes this.

good one

Any actual dishes or just generic meat/grain/vegetable thrown together?

Yeah Europe is a gang bang of genes. If you are white, you are.

If you don't wash your ass, you're disgusting. Being French, Belgian, German, Swiss, Spanish or Italian or whatever, doesn't make your ass more smelly.

Hello kindergarden?

How fucking dirty are you if you have to shower twice a fucking day? Wear some fucking deodorant.

nah i love being in the shower. fuck off

>Europe is a gang bang
German detected

I know its troll but we do shower everyday. Atleast in Paris. Except for the niggers.

Aint sure neckbeards do more than yours tho.

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Just one last thing. American people use so many resources. You're not more hygienic by taking for showers a week. You're just a dumbass who waste too much water. It is not even good for your own skin.

America has this over sanitised culture and freak out about germs all the time for no reason. They eat bad, are often fat, consume way more than their natural needs.

I'm American and I shower one time per day. I think that's the perfect amount

Don't project your shitty food taste on everyone, faggot

Are you French? What are some commonly eaten French foods?

Aren't French girls pretty much niggers and terrorist now?

You can't even walk around without some nigger wanting money.

Frenchfags, what should I try from this menu?

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Cheese on toast

bump

Merguez and eggs, my dude

does your mom make good french food?

bump

I really want a footjob from a cute French girl

No, snorting crack is for niggers.

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If the first thing that came to your mind is smelling an add rather than fucking an ass. You are an incel.

fucking asses is for homos

Do French girls really enjoy getting fucked in the ass as much as memes would suggest?

yes
they sluts

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