Go to user reviews on imdb and downvote the good reviews for this piece of shit movie unless you want this bitch to...

go to user reviews on imdb and downvote the good reviews for this piece of shit movie unless you want this bitch to defeat thanos. Let's show disney that this controversy aint over

Attached: 85445756154.jpg (763x477, 70K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/A_6UzC-dw04
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome?from=SugarWiki.CrowningMomentOfAwesome
youtube.com/watch?v=A4cvpixps9I
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

wow whats it like having a micropenis? Faggot

Please have sex

Who cares though???

Typical sheep edging to fit in

just admit the movie was good and you're just a sad angry towards woman virgin

she is an amazing female protagonist

/thread

Kike cucks

cant be bothered, besides if Thanos is going to be beaten and what he did reversed its going to be bullshit either way no matter who does it or how.
I really hope they DONT make a second part to the infinity wars, the ending was just fine and it wasnt that predictable happy ending bullshit.

What's it like caring this much about you own fragile male ego? Like fuck, we're all here and we're all shit. We aren't better than anyone.

I voted 1 star because the movie fucking sucked

More cucks

I kinda liked the movie, it's what the green lantern should have been

this but actually unironically.
OP IS A FAGGOT

Movie is well better than Black Panther, keep ur micro dick in check

Watched it with my GF, made out then fucked in the theatre parking lot. I forget about the movie until you sensitive soyboys constantly pine over this bitch like your jealous of her tits. Faggots. Is marvel chick all you fucking think of goddamn.

>yfw the alt-right has a disproportionately high incel population

Attached: whos-behind-this-post.jpg (454x340, 54K)

Wow how are you holding in all your Reeeeeees?

>Watched it with my GF
Sure you did.

Attached: 1454158944735.gif (351x263, 988K)

The Thanos they gave us in the movie, deserves to be defeated by this Captain Marvel.
The rest of the MCU characters don't deserve being near these two characters though.

Was there. This shit happened. Dude fucks like a beast.

The movie is made for feminists and soy boys. If you liked it you should seriously examine your life

Idk fam.. went to see it last night and enjoyed it enough that I'm going again tonight.

Sure, it's more fucking around with the source material but we're used to that in the MCU by now and they did a pretty good job at explaining why her powers are enough for Thanos

Tl;dr get laid and gain a new perspective

These gotta be shills/trolls right?

Old Yea Forums would be on this. Simple for teh lulz.

Attached: 102568a6bc4ae79f4bc226a16325f2bc8f35852c358a82fe114be085d184ed57.jpg (198x176, 14K)

Mary Sue! Mary Sue! Mary Sue!

Holy shit people on a 15 year old website eventually become actual functioning humans and develop complex and intimate relationships over time?

Fucking crazy, I know.

Redpilled some common sense on b wow

That's true for all cape and star wars shit.

What's it like to still give marvel your hard earned money? If you don't like it don't watch it.

Attached: 9081649762.jpg (1514x1624, 190K)

Lol exactly
Based plus one internet

Shooting up an alien engine, wearing a dampener to manage the ensuing power and suddenly being really good at using said powers once the dampener is off, is a good explanation to you?
What taught her to use those powers, the mind control?

haven't seen it, but this bitch has some fucking gross feet.

Attached: Brie-Larson-Feet.jpg (700x700, 38K)

If you dedicate your life to going through reviews of a movie just to downvote them you need to examine your life. You gonna brag to your children and grandchildren about this
>"Sit down child, Let me tell you a story about the review wars of 2019... I clicked my mouse so hard back then, I'm sure miss marvel felt it. Yep those were my Glory days."

Oh dear, butthurt fanboy.

>If you dedicate your life to going through reviews of a movie just to downvote them you need to examine your life. You gonna brag to your children and grandchildren about this
>>"Sit down child, Let me tell you a story about the review wars of 2019... I clicked my mouse so hard back then, I'm sure miss marvel felt it. Yep those were my Glory days."

Brilliant!

Your childish fuckery won't do shit, everyone knows about ignoring reviews on these sites now because of pricks like you.

Attached: 4230993352.jpg (1916x1604, 212K)

Disney controls you, why do you think is the other way around?

Attached: 20190311_084841.jpg (974x569, 216K)

Attached: 1550360610204.jpg (580x383, 38K)

ballerina feet, from being scrunched in those fucked up shoes they wear, causes permanent damage

I think it shows how dedicated she is and she has no shame in showing it

thats hots

They'll pad the reviews anyways. They remove one star reviews for sjw movies and shows

>actual functioning humans
Sure you are.

Attached: 1495736253909.gif (480x270, 1.58M)

At what point was she really good at using said powers? Literally from the start of the movie she was being lectured on becoming better at controlling it, and once those dampeners did come off, she blew herself back 10 feet from the unexpected amounts of new found power just from blasting a shot at one of the Star Fleet goons. Were you watching the same movie bro?? She was clearly shown as being inexperienced and still adjusting to her powers. The movie was set in 95, so the Captain Marvel we'll be seeing fuck Thanos up will have been Captain Marvel for more than 20 years at that point. Also, its not just "some engine" if it's powered by the space stone, guy

>he thinks 2008 is old Yea Forums
ROFL!

It's odd, there are so many things I used to like, that got an intersectional makeover, which I then get told not to watch if I don't like it.
When is it legitimate to point out that all of my favorite things are being subverted and fucked over?
When is it going to be legitimate to say "No I don't care about what ist or phobe you claim I am for disliking your reimagining of a franchise I love"?
I don't give a flying fuck about the race, gender, sexuality or any other immutable traits characters in my entertainment have. I just want good story telling, that isn't preaching at me from a position that assumes I'm a horrible person who needs to mend my ways.

Why is he rubbing clintons dick?

>the infinity wars

Attached: 34034418_2018459621561987_4679201839168618496_n.jpg (480x480, 28K)

Yeah nah

Not your personal army, faggot
Kill yourself

Attached: 1551438085533.jpg (416x639, 118K)

The movie isn't good though. They literally ripped off the green lantern movie and made the evil aliens into poor space refugees.

Its this

youtu.be/A_6UzC-dw04

Attached: 1551949514832.png (477x360, 252K)

Nice get

You people are idiots. First it won't change anything. Secondly it's about time we start having chicks in lead rolls in CBM's. Third it's not a bad movie. Fourth grow the hell up.

it’s just a film. Jesus fucking Christ you incels are retarded

It must suck to be on the losing side of the culture wars. Why don't all these altrighters just an hero already??? They're just a waste of space. Go away already.

Must suck dick to be a incel like you.

Idk what ya'll problem is but the movie was GREAT imo

I have some bad news for you. Endgame is already completed, they can't really change the story anymore.

The climax of the movie is her falling, meditating and unlocking her full potential.

She didn't need to be taught, that moment is her "crowning moment of awesome" TV trope.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome?from=SugarWiki.CrowningMomentOfAwesome

Attached: fark_-EX4-rdVrPzco79YS-v3zUwAlSI.jpg (850x1109, 166K)

was that 1 extra s too much for your brain to handle or could you not comprehend what he ment at all?

How about no? Op it’s over your crusade of white privilege is dead.

/thread

You've already got enough people to fall for the bait, but I'll still say this. You are the part of your own ideology that makes it so easy to ridicule the right. Just like those screaming multi-colored harpies make their side so easy to mock. Learn to be reasonable and you might find people are more reasonable towards you in return. Also, this movie was just fucking average as shit.

This right here

LOOK FAGGOTS user HAS A POINT

Holy fuck he is right

Dude shhhh they don’t like the truth

>just admit the movie was good
By what measures?
>she is an amazing female protagonist
Again, by what measures?
She seems like an unlikable asshole, who assumes the worst of others to me.

>At what point was she really good at using said powers?

As soon as the movie starts she is already part of an elite special military unit using her powers to fuck up alien baddies. Even when she is captured and has her hands restrained she still fights and defeats 10 aliens at a time and escapes. Barefoot. She never makes a mistake with her powers. She never hurts someone she doesn't mean to by being too powerful. The Avengers had an entire movie dedicated to the downside of super powers and collateral damage. CM steals a motorcycle and it's for laughs. She never punches or attacks the wrong person because she mistakes them for a Skrull. She is always right. She is going to Mary Sue her way right through Thanos and ruin the entire run of Marvel team up films.

Are you fucking retarded?
this movie is black panther 2
totally fucked up

This thread seems like a shill playing the victim

Whine some more you pathetic bitches.

Why does this kino make incels so mad??

Why are you shilling for a bad movie all the way from Brazil?

OP yeah... like nobody saw it... kys

its also posted so soon after it, this is a rage bait thread. Old Yea Forums did this just as much

i am an adult. why does this concern me at all?

Hit the gym
Lift weights
Get a life

Have sex

How much of a permavirgin waste of oxygen do you have to be to consider doing this a valuable use of your time?

I almost feel bad for incels
Then i realize that they pour their passion in to stupid shit like this
Must be rough being completely unlikable

Attached: 833a2703221a3f68eeaf015252534322.jpg (513x604, 120K)

What does my sex life have to do with this movie being bad?
I've seen plenty of films with strong female protagonists kicking ass, loved the hell out of the good ones.
My dislike of this movie isn't about the gender of the lead actor, it's about how paint by the numbers the script was and how over the top the intersectional preaching was.

2005-2008 was best Yea Forums, was still shite though.

See:

>unless you want this bitch to beat thanos
Okay, firstly. If you give a single fuck who beats Thanos then clearly you're just as obsessed with capeshit as the soyboys you claim to be fighting. Second, bombing reviews isn't going to do shit except make more review sites change or remove the review system entirely. They already believe the downvotes are just "trolls" anyway (regardless of the extent that's true) so if you keep on spamming downvotes then AT BEST you'll accomplish fucking nothing, and at worst Disney will just double down even harder on their feminist propoganda because CLEARLY they're not getting their message across. Do you want Captain Marvel to be viewed as the worst part of the MCU? Then make detailed reviews saying explicity why she's bad from a non-political perspective. Do it without mentioning feminism or Ess Jay Dubbleyoos or The Jewish Agenda etc. Just explain why the movie itself was bad, why the character itself was bad and try to convince normies to agree with you instead of calling them brainlet soiboi normies. I bet you won't do it though, because you don't give a shit like you're pretending to. I'm just posting this for the sake of anyone who might be lurking who does give a shit and isn't retarded enough to make a thread like this.

I logged onto my IMDB account for the first time in ten years, to give Captain Marvel 10 out of 10, despite having never seen it.

Come at me.

Best movie ever!

Attached: B236F098-7012-4103-96B2-5945EF4B8458.jpg (634x939, 150K)

Care to elaborate?
What was it you liked so much about it?

If you give a shit about this movie you're a fucking loser of epic proportions.

Attached: whitnss.jpg (489x640, 141K)

She kicks ass, she’s hot, the alien tech, the cat. The whole thing was just kewl!

I liked the part where Captain Marvel kicked ass! Take that naughty boys. Grrrl power!

Attached: D0A51C9E-6A9A-4340-B30D-AE4CB4CB7677.jpg (1125x1108, 243K)

What kind of retarded haircut is that?

Attached: C8C889D4-547A-4253-A149-3519A6B185E6.jpg (1220x1830, 613K)

I don't care what the movie is, I always do the opposite of whatever OP asks in these shitty threads.

It's over. You lost.

Marketing agencies are generating false "controversies" as a means of getting free media attention for their products.

Don't be a tool. The next time someone tells you that you should be upset about something someone said about some product, think for yourself and decide if it really matters.

I don't care what Bree Larson said on the press tour for this movie. I probably won't go see it but that's because I never gave two shits about Captain Marvel as a character, not because someone on the internet told me I should be mad.

Attached: 8DCABE65-8AC1-4D6A-82BA-E361E2637063.jpg (960x1280, 135K)

Dang, is this what trying to raise my ire looks like these days?
There are many, many better movies with a hot kickass female protagonist, alien tech and cats in them.

fucking kikes. check my numbers

Attached: 696057.jpg (225x225, 4K)

Name them

>hot kickass female protagonist, alien tech and cats in them

I can only think of one and it's just too obvious to name... it's not a recent one either.

I hope they put a tranny super hero next this this works is already gayed

Attached: 11C5638C-553B-42B1-8719-877A69A6770F.jpg (480x360, 10K)

jesus christ is that Jackson after surgery?

Attached: alien poster.jpg (1920x2860, 611K)

this movie has millions of dollars for promotion and shilling, you stand no chance, and they will just delete your downvote clicks.

Attached: thisishell.png (300x100, 7K)

Ever seen 'Salt'? Thought that was pretty badass.
Also driving miss Daisy. That old bint didn't cop no shit from no nigga.

Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2, Kill Bill, Aeonflux, Wonder Woman, the original star wars trilogy, the Resident Evil movies, The Fifth Element, the Black Widow in the avengers franchise, Salt, etcetera ad nauseam.

All good movies. Takes nothing away from this one. It was a fun superhero movie.

>hot kickass female protagonist, alien tech and cats in them

user said AND not OR. Except for Alien(s) each of those has only one, at most two out of three.

I mean, they’ve diverged so far away from the plot of the original infinity war cycle that honestly, it doesn’t matter who defeats Thanos in the end. The best we could hope for is the soul stone’s significance tied into whatever shitpile this series ends up being. That being said, it must really suck to be a kissless virgin. Probably has something to do with the fact that you’re an idiot. Good luck with that.

Kill all feminists

micro dick out of ten

This thread was created to be screencapped by Disney.

Attached: 1552215574275.gif (267x260, 1.91M)

The Fifth Element has alien tech, a hot kickass female protagonist and the character Bruce Willis plays owns a cat.
But yeah you're right, they're only examples of strong female protagonists going back decades and putting the idea of this movie having a female lead as something groundbreaking to rest.
I agree they take nothing away from it, Captain Marvel is what it is, it just isn't the best movie ever as originally claimed.
Those movies are just better movies script wise, their protagonists are more likable, you get to fear that they might get hurt and to follow them overcome obstacles.

Wew one of the only people talking sense in this thread goes ignored by the jews and soycucks.

samefag... no one cared the first time

Giving a fuck about superheroes past the age of 15
is embarrassing imo.

I like some of the movies but these online crusades against them when they don't go the way some neckbeards wanted are just sad.

No need to downvote it because they'll just change the reviews to match their vision. Just don't watch the movie

>Oh you don't like women? You must be an incel
So following that logic women are only good as fuckholes

When did tumblr get on this site???

About 6 or 7 years ago.

It's not a feminist shill charachter. She has existed in the comics for a while now. This isn't another ghostbusters. She's a canonical charachter that has good story and a proper motive.

It's not the character nobody likes. It's the actress.

I'm thinking of all the people who were offended when Eowen said "I am no man" and cried about Tolkien being diluted for SJWs. In the book, "I am no man" was the opener for an entire paragraph along those lines that didn't make it into the movie. Of course, the people crying hadn't actually read the book.

But I havent seen the movie, what if its actually not bad?

Oh so you're upset that they took a character you loved and ruined it with Hollywood glitz or something? That's an entirely different thread.

Replace the criticism about whites male she shits out of her mouth with black men. I don't support racists.

No I don't like super hero movies. I don't like her PC bullshit.

Who gives a fuck what people do off screen. I suppose you support the PoundMeToo as well?

No one is disputing that, the original Miss and later Captain Marvel, was a great character with depth, feeling and genuine likability.
Then they started slowly making her more masculine, unlikable and authoritarian, all driven by a resentful victim mentality.
She went from being a likable, strong, intelligent and feminine champion of freedom and justice, to the person that comic fans nicknamed Carl Manvers, who actually imprisoned people because they might, I reiterate might, do something bad in the future.
It doesn't help that Brie has the emotional expression range of fossilized wood either.

Lol yeah that pound me too is pretty funny.

Good idea op. Fuck Disney propaganda

Get a life. It's just a capeshit movie.

You don't even like the genre and you're still upset?

Well yeah why wouldn't you be? Claiming something is just for one gender is pretty shit.

Attached: 9033846586.jpg (1514x1624, 191K)

I see you care very much about social justice.

Attached: 8704207462.jpg (2184x1394, 156K)

Only when it's being trampled on by Hollywood. Fuck those assholes.

Using identity politics to advertise for your product is just a plain shitty thing to do.
If you're preemptively going out and telling people they are sexist if they dislike your upcoming movie, chances are your movie is shit and you want a good excuse for it flopping if it does.

imagine trying to defend this movie while Wonder Woman exists

Attached: gM2bd16~2.jpg (506x512, 44K)

This is now a Marvel vs. DC thread. GO!

The only thing more sad than this movie's hype are you tools bent out of shapr about it. On no, my marvel. Oh no, my disney.

Its all focus group garbage anyways.

They both got woke and are going broke, they're equally shit, but in different ways, the end.

>going broke

lol

They are. Other Disney marvel movies had a hard time breaking even

Their comic devisions are, comic book stores are also dying by the droves.

Nobody who calls people "soyboys" has a girlfriend, at least not one under 150 lbs...

Only obese hillbillies with double-digit IQs and a passion for sniffing their sisters panties use the expression "soyboy" though

I watched a cam version on a site and it was sort of stupid on the whole.

They only need to break even at the box office, then they sell Netflix views and make about a quadrillion dollars selling t-shirts and toys. They are not going broke.

OK cucc

Maybe so. But now that Disney is removing from Netflix they will see they really don't have the fans they thought they had. It's a dying company bro. I Love comics and I don't watch Disney trash

Sauce?

>selling t-shirts and toys.
To whom? They've been alienating their core consumer base, with preachy patronizing bs in their comics for a bunch of years now.

It was alright compared to what I thought it would be.
Went in completely expecting some feminist shit "LOOK SHES STROMG AND ALSO A WOMAN LOOK WOMEN ARE GOOD AND POWERFUL AND COMPLETELY UNBEATABLE"
But it was a little closer to replace it with a male and it would be the same. Not a great movie, but definitely not as bad as I expected.

"unless you want this bitch to defeat thanos." Super hero movies are cringe, who the fuck cares.

This is the most mainstream shit there is, they don't need to suck the cocks of aging boomers anymore. Don't you know anyone who has kids? Trust me, superheroes (oh and Star Wars too) are still selling merchandise.

The only person with less emotion than her is that bitch from twilight, but at least Kirsten Stewart has been good in other movies.

Itt: /pol/ btfo!

I'm not asking for my cock to be sucked, only that they actually make an effort to give us good stories.
I grew up with comic book characters of all shapes, sizes, sexualities and races. They had emotional depth, relatable personalities, flaws and strengths, engaging personal lives and wondrous adventures.
Now a majority of them are just talking pieces, that are being used to tell me what I already know, mainly that discriminating against anyone for their immutable traits is wrong.
Iceman used to be this likable dude, that acted overconfident when he was feeling insecure, yet he still managed to do what was needed to save the day alongside the rest of the X-men.
Now he's completely changed, it's not even about him suddenly being gay, his entire personality changed into this whiny unempathetic stereotype of a gay dude.
If Iceman as he originally was, were to be gay, he'd still be a likable yet overconfident guy who saves the day, the only change would be who he flirts with.

you are a total fag
get over it, retard

I wasn't defending this shit because I care about it, just enlightening you about some economic facts and the way the world works in general. The point being contested was that these franchises were going broke, and I'm telling you they really aren't.

My counter was that the people they are trying to please, don't buy their shit and the normies are catching on to the "If you don't like x, you're a bigot" marketing.
They might be in the green for now, but that is just for now.
Once the identity appreciation crew leaves this part of entertainment behind, they'll be looking at their old consumer base again. Reminiscing about the days where they hadn't taken a liquid shit all over them, while claiming it to be hot chocolate and calling anyone who disagrees with that definition bigots.

>the people they are trying to please, don't buy their shit

Go to some public place like the mall and count the Marvel t-shirts.

Yes, their brands still haven't taken enough of a hit, to stop regular people from buying their t-shirts.
But if they keep catering to a loud minority, that keeps demanding for them to proselytize their ideology to everyone else, even normies will walk away eventually.

for example
youtube.com/watch?v=A4cvpixps9I

in short Vitaly got raided by police with his gf in very expensive hotel, thrown them out in the middle of the night, and they were forced to get dressed while cops were there, then his subscribers raided the hotel even a year after, and everyone rated 1 star for the hotel, then negative stuff suddenly disappeared...

You're just so convinced that everyone will one day catch on to your brand of righteous rage, because you know you fight for the right, and oh... there will be justice on that day! You're so out of touch with the subject matter (AKA "normies"). The little kids getting action figures for Christmas don't give a fuck.

It's a good movie you fucking cuck

Except the movie is already complete, they're not going to change the ending no matter how much autism is applied, besides, the movie is coming out next month.

The movie was pretty good if you put the minimal plugs of feminism and the holocaust allegory aside.

Bruh, Captain Marvel coming in and killing Thanos on her own would have some striking parallels to the US coming in near the end of WWI and WWII and taking all the credit for the victory.

Like in the end of Return of the King when the eagles came? Get it? huh? EAGLES, MAN.

I hope you'll someday make something you'll be proud of. Even if it's a little shit of a child.

dirty kike cuckold get back to tumblr sjw shit

It's not righteous rage, it's pit deep remorse over witnessing an entertainment media I love committing suicide.
I used to be one of those kids, asking for action figures of my favorite heroes for Christmas.
I got drawn into it by reading good comics and watching good cartoons starring these characters.
I'm mean, what is my position even, as you see it?
I've been saying that they're ruining something that was already good and inspiring, in favor of making it patronizingly preachy and judgmental of their readers/viewers.
What argument is it you are gainsaying and where am I making it?

I'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but...they're not making the comics and the movies for your generation anymore. They're instead making them for the youngsters of today.

You can piss and moan all you want, but it's as effective as it was when the generations before you bitched about the cultural downhill of the youth.

Attached: 130823451065.png (400x400, 65K)

I think i'd be funnier if we sarcastically gave it glowing reviews about how it's the best movie ever and has ended inequality overnight.

My original point was that these franchises are NOT going out of business. If you want to continue casting some projection onto me, that I'm defending the direction they've taken or give any fucks whatsoever other than pointing out something that is a fact, you are wasting your time. The last cape movie I watched was Winter Soldier, how many years ago was that now? It sucked, and I haven't bothered with any since so I have no opinion on their quality.

trips have spoken

Attached: hessu-bysuzv.png (386x289, 3K)

So this generation deserves patronizing preachy tripe?
Poor kids.
What will happen to a business if you keep deteriorating the quality of the product though?
I'm not accusing you of defending their views, I'm asking you where you are getting the "righteous fury" you accuse me of having from.

Every generation gets patronizing preachy tripe, they just aren't preaching your patronizing shit anymore but someone else's. And the marketing divisions of these corporations know what they are doing, and people are still eating that shit up. It simply does not matter what you think, and the masses are not going to suddenly wake up and rebel along the lines you think they are. If it doesn't sell anymore, the same companies will invent some new garbage or resurrect some other thing from the past to give it a reboot.

Alita was a better movie and if you think Shitain Shitvel is better you should literally commit suicide. Captain Marvel was a shit movie and you should feel shit for enjoying it

Attached: IMG_20190311_051810_428.jpg (735x604, 89K)

The Fappening again.

I'm not expecting the masses to do that, I'm expecting media I like to die off and be replaced by new people (hopefully) learning from the mistakes of the dinosaurs that preceded them.

Atomic Blond

Perhaps it's time you grew out of cape wearing faggots then.

What mature entertainment media would you recommend then?
Now that I am to stop liking what you don't like, what is it you like that gives you that sense of mature superiority?

Weeb movie better then feminist movie...
I think both are rotting garbage.

Attached: 126572_340.jpg.png (340x340, 33K)

>Now that I am to stop liking what you don't like

The point is, stop crying over the fact that some kids entertainment is being made for kids and not 40 year olds. Jesus, you're thick, except where it counts (the skin).

the age of men is over ^^

Attached: ac7a2848e187f741ba7d789c6c593597.jpg (1280x1070, 113K)

Just white men apparently.

First they came for the comics, but I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a comic...

>unless you want this bitch to defeat thanos
You know Endgame was already shot right?

Those who got the power

The movie is already made, pleb. Thanos is already dead.

Attached: 84e58456.gif (720x405, 1.13M)

Yeah and you are subhuman for thinking Alita is garbage.

Attached: IMG_20190311_051338_758.jpg (480x360, 22K)

A handy in the parking lot doesn't count as fucking.

You guys are the biggest virgins on the planet, holy fucking shit

so many shills and cucks, probably the ones who started this thread just to bash it.

(Torrent or stream the movie, fuck giving them money)

Why I hate comic books, everyone dies and comes back to life like 50 times, not much conflict if there is never any conflict.

It's a children's movie

did you suck his feminine penis? Were you the GF after?

Attached: 1552314846909.jpg (500x500, 34K)

This isn't Captain marvel. This is Hollywood changing shit just to help women trying to make everything more womanly. She's not Captain marvel... Shazaam is... This is just another bat girl type shit. Only now cause of feminism, they change it.
I normally don't give a shit about movies or current events, but this is wrong... They had to change a male character that had always been male, to female to appease the ladies? And made Shazam into Shazam instead of making a completely new hero instead.

All I see here is the "patriarchy" ruining more art again... It could have been any movie really... Pisses me off their fucking fighting men in sexist ways, through our kids...

Fuck fashist for!!

Fuck fashist sexism!!**

>unless you want this bitch to defeat thanos
They're not going to change their plans to please a few loud incels
>let's show Disney this controversy isn't over
It was over as soon as the opening box office figures came in, they've already made their money back

Fake numbers, just like your sperm count.

I don't think anyone but a handful of butthurt faggots ever actually gave a shit about this "controversy"

Subhuman?
No you've got it backwards tard, people like you eat nothing but sugar all day like a misbehaving 9 year-old, then defend the things that appeal to your brain damage by screaming at everyone.

Attached: Payote Masta Peice addition.jpg (686x889, 134K)

Please read the fucking comics before you make yourself look like a god damn dunce.

>t.sperm obsessed faggot snowflake
Enjoy being triggered by a fictional character you fucking aspie

You can like more than one movie, dipshit.

>HEY GUYS LETS GO AND ORGANISE A TROLL RAID TO VOTE DOWN THIS FILM
You realise that'll just give them more ammunition for "the haters are just misogynists", right?
How do you not understand this yet. This kind of knee-jerk I MAD NOW reaction is what made fucking Sarkeesian huge, and you're just going to do it again here.

Fucking thank you. Sarkeesian would have just been another, obscure youtube feminists if these faggots hadn't propelled her into stardom.

I am not triggered, those numbers are fake. I think we have learned from video game reviewers that ratings can and will be bought.

Also I knew the comment about your lack of manhood would anger you, because you cant make babies if you are one.

Attached: Ducky War Time.png (992x558, 1.22M)

ooooooo!
False Flag!

>calls other user a baby
>cries about a film he hasn't seen because a woman he's never met said something mean

What she said wasn't even that mean. These guys are just so fucking fragile.

That's kinda my point Yea Forumsro

>Spend years defending films and games against SJWs
>Create a strong stance that entertainment is just entertainment
>Tell the world that we shouldn't hate films just because the star says or does something we don't like
>It's just entertainment, it doesn't affect us
>Cultivate an image of fortitude among liberal snowflakes who take everything too seriously.
>Captain Marvel star says a thing you don't like
>ABANDON EVERYTHING YOU EVER SAID YOU BELIEVED IN!
>FLAME IT! TROLL IT! BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWN!

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 20K)

All the people bitching about the totally fabricated "controversy" surrounding this film, bitching about her being a SJW.....are SJW's. You're identical to the SJW's you're bitching about, just coming at it from the other side of the argument. Not a bit of difference between the two sides. You're as triggered as a feminazi facing a MAGA hat.

I agree about fake numbers and being bought for reviews...that's why I watch a movie for myslef... and you can stop being a faggot because Captain Marvel was good.

What? Your putting words in my mouth.
Im just the guy saying the movie is bad.

The feminist comment was just an example of how everyone else was talking about it.
Its been labeled a feminist movie apparently.
And Alita has been aswell...as a weeaboo movie.

I could write you a review of each film and pick apart endless plot-holes and ugly nonsensical digital or dialogue but if your a brainless weeaboo or marvel fanboy then it woujnt matter anyway.

The films suck, just like video games people like also suck, no amount of IGN level cultist reviews will ever change that.

Attached: The Heat Small.jpg (1266x707, 135K)

OP is a faggot

Nobody cares, user.

Also getting triggered over a basic bitch character in a basic bitch series of movies is kinda pathetic.

Tell me more about how the Soy hurt you.

Attached: everyone I dont like is jewish.jpg (368x475, 25K)

Why, are you trying to steal my money?
I cant read credible reviews from people who actually arn't cult followers of the film?

Attached: ziwaix.gif (474x178, 10K)

I foUNd oPS HigHScHOol piCTuRE

Attached: 3A4DCE9B-7DFE-4374-B25A-5E53124310E7.jpg (765x1024, 129K)

It must be easy to hate a film you haven't seen when you assume everyone who says it's good must be some kind of fanatic

That's why you see the movie...because you cannot read any credible reviews. You may not like it. But at least you bitching will be valid

her feet are FUCKING disgusting.

Attached: Personal Army Request .png (219x230, 3K)

If you can't get laid because of your charm (which I'm sure you have in spades), hire a hooker. Please.

Attached: Personal Army Request Denied .jpg (724x1024, 65K)

end game has been scheduled and WILL happen.

wow OP stop talking and read the fucking comics you retard.

You are on here arguing with me, that a movie I don't want to see is good.
Trying to sacrifice my wallet to the alter of your cult obsession with comic book films.
And you will still be here arguing with me in another post where you demand I give my money to my local theater for the good of humanity so more people will think comic books are good.

Attached: vlcsnap-2016-08-29-16h56m06s498.png (1280x720, 1.64M)

kek
>sacrifice your wallet
just fucking pirate the movie you bigot. or wait until it comes out on redbox. but god forbid you spend $1 on it, right?

Well she started out as Carol Danvers, friend and love interest of a Kree would be spy and conquerer named Mar-Vel, who upon moving to earth decided to use his powers to protect and conserve our planet under the mantle of Captain Marvel. Then he paid the ultimate sacrifice to do just that and with his dying breath gave his powers to her, creating the heroine Miss Marvel.
She later turned into the new Captain Marvel after maturing into her powers and losing some of her naivety during her own struggles with the Kree and Skrull empires.
Then someone at marvel decided to effectively kill her off, because of a lack popularity. They did so by putting her into a coma, after getting into physical contact with the much more popular character Rogue, who inherited her powers.
Then later again she was reborn and gradually turned more masculine, resentful and authoritarian in a bid to cater to the regressive left.
Which was then doubled down upon over and over, throughout several reboots of failed comic books starring her and culminating in casting Brie Larson, the perpetual poor little rich girl with a chip on her shoulder and the emotional acting range of a bag of ice, that we see today.

Bitch, I haven't even seen it yet, and I'm not sure that i will, I just think you're a fucking faggot

Stop trying to add my money to a list of people who watched your favorite film.
Stop trying to take my money.

Attached: Lemons.png (2549x1210, 500K)

Knowing this story is lame. Pleb comic book fan

The only story that matters is miracle man golden age (Alan Moore) other than that I'm not gonna watch Disney garbage.

you know what user, you're right. keep your money and spend it on tendies and mcchickens you neckbeard poor faggot

we know you're mad that this movie is a hit, /pol/cels... but please fuck off back to your hugbox and stop spammed your shit here.

Attached: ......png (401x372, 56K)

How do I vote?

Attached: it's true you know.jpg (260x194, 13K)

"This movie is a hit" keep lying to yourself soiboi

Yes,god forbid I spend one dollar of my hard earned money on something I wont like.
Clearly you no longer understand the concept of limited funds and time in ones scheduled.

But im not wasting my time right now because this is how I relax.

Attached: Cursave.png (429x155, 7K)

Who's the bigot now?

Attached: bfdghdfh.jpg (1279x567, 83K)

>I forget about the movie until you sensitive soyboys constantly pine over this bitch like your jealous of her tits
fucking gold star post, user. I literally and unironically lolled.

Attached: not bad anon holy shit.jpg (221x120, 5K)

How fucking thin-skinned are you faggots
Is this Tumblr? BAWWWWWWWWWWW I DON'T LIKE THIS HOLLYWOOD MOVIE

If you care about cape shit positive or negative you're a faggot.

no, i understand time management and budgeting.

Attached: lol u mad.png (222x219, 90K)

Attached: lol.png (493x402, 7K)

>soiboi
you're not on /pol/... you can write the word soyboy here, moron.

How dare he know what the original plot of the comic books were? I am confusion.
Sound like you just kinda wanna destroy captain marvel. And I don't even like comics that much.

You mean the Miracle Man: Golden age authored by Neil Gaiman?
Also I don't give a fuck what you consider lame, you can't even get the author of the only comic you like right.
If you don't know the story of a character, don't go on a spiel about it that completely avoids/misses the actual issues connected to it.

>She's not Captain marvel... Shazaam is...
wut is DC...? wat is Marvel.. ?

fucking idiot

Alan Moore you retard

Neil gaiman is silver age bro. U can figure it out

Poorfag and Neckbeard don't go together, you would have to be able to afford insulin shots.

And you admit that neck-beards eat at MacDonald's, cant be that poor and eat at mc'd's.

Attached: nerdy-bow-tie-1.jpg (1000x1000, 106K)

No...you clearly do not.

lmfao spending $15 on a movie ticket and sacrificing maybe 2 hours of my day to see a movie. wow
>i dont understand budgeting or time
management
b-but user how would i have been able to do that?

i would nut on her hair

Attached: tommyy.jpg (124x117, 2K)

why? it already established itself as an shit-movie, since it's about superheroes. all non-autistic people will shun this movie like the plague

Attached: like I give a shit.jpg (650x433, 41K)

Imaging how loney you must be to post this

>my opinion is important
sure kid

.. sad shit, really.

>Caring about marvel crap at all
Dude, get a life.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 46K)

Clearly your not poor and have ample amounts of time, but why should I give a fuck about your schedule and finances.

Are you actually trying to state that your earned your position in like as a rich boi by anything other then inheritance.
Even if all you inherited was job position at 100k a year that's still not earning anything.

Going to collage without paying for it yourself is also not earning anything.

Attached: Small Wisu Wolf.jpg (1347x756, 216K)

It's over son...move on

Friend, you really need to get some perspective on life. Some things are worth getting upset about, and some things are a superhero film that's already made its money.

I don’t care about this bitch or her role. It’s pathetic that the studios keep producing all these shit superhero movies and you morons keep lining up to see them. I’ve seen maybe three of the 250 superhero movies made over the last decade. They all sucked. So much CGI. No real plots. Boring as fuck. I’d rather play LEGO Batman or some other shit kids game.

>attempting to act superior by criticizing their movie tastes
Dude, get a life.

NYPA

Attached: tsSuckFag.jpg (1000x1465, 178K)