What is your IQ and in two sentences tell me: What is the strangest thing about life?

Yeah never understood foot fetish. Its a foot.... it isn't sexy... its a foot.

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ma liks smelin sugaer all day

>Anonymous
50 the strangest thing about it is what the fun is it?

69
dude weed
fuck whitey

*what the FUCK is it?

120
jalapeno is spicy coming in and spicy coming out

130
the weird stuff that other people believe

Don't know.
We know how the universe works at the subatomic level using quantum mechanics and how it works at a grand scale in terms of Einstein's theory of relativity, But not how to reconcile the two.

111
Dreams are the manifestation of discontent

around 80, which is average for my peeps
that grape drank has no grapes in it but taste so grapilyee
that all my porn sites with my peeps tell me white women love us so much, but when i walks down the street or am in the club, all the white women find us all nasty

136 , the way people get mad so easily and end up in fights over the stupidest things so they can later end up dead or in the hospital.

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how the hell did trillions of tiny particles come to form billions of tiny mechanisms inside of mechanisms inside of mechanisms? its fucking crazy how lifeless atoms know what to do to create a conscious, thinking, feeling being.

I dont know, the fact that it seems to find itself in a never ending cycle to preserve itself.

Of course most people here imagine they have 120+ IQ.

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It's selfish to want to end life.
It's selfish to want to live life.

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That consciousness is the only mechanic which understands and also works like quantum mechanics. I don't think that is coincidental.

>What is your IQ and in two sentences tell me: What is the strangest thing about life?
Which scale?
The Illusion of free will seems very annoying. But you read and enjoy books - even if you know that everything is predicted.

Not sure.

That the fundamental structure of the universe is neither particles nor waves, its both.

whichever one you want

150
the fact that I can't get laid

Somewhere between 70 and 170 depending on the day. The strangest thing about life is, why do I still use this website even though it’s fucked up my life repeatedly and makes me feel like shit every time after using it?

-20

130+
It's like the universe screams in your face, do you know what I am? How grand I am, how old I am? Can you even comprehend what I am? What are you compared to me?
And when you know enough science, you can just smile at the universe and reply: dude, I am you.

Years ago it was 103 at age 17.
One of the trangest and most painful thing about life is the ego or the concept of self.

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why is called a blowjob when they suck

115
time. I don't like time. and the fact that it's relative

Turns out a foot fetish is the most common of all fetishes. By far.

But . . . the weird one is guys who are into "just feet" to the exclusion of the face or female body. They must focus solely on the feet because they are closet homosexuals and the subconscious pushes the mind away from the female distinguishing characteristics (face, vagina, tits) to the feet to the exclusion of everything else, thus allowing for the subconscious to make the dick hard under the hidden fantasy and mindfuck that attached to those feet is the possibility that it is a male.

THAT is technically not a foot fetish at all, but a partialist, and it is closet homosexuality 100% of the time.

ACTUAL foot fetishist need the feet attached to the woman and need to first mentally approve of the woman and then the feet, but if the feet are ugly, the woman becomes ugly in the mind of the foot fetishist. For a foot fetishist, it is the same as a guy who is obsessed with boobs, or ass, and equates to HOW the guy views the woman sexually.

It actually makes sense that foot fetishism is common because it is the one part of the body that is often hidden from the public and is a hallmark for how a woman takes care of herself given that she can keep it hidden.

Similarly, if you were sexually aroused by the mere appearance of a vagina, but then found an otherwise 10/10 woman but her vagina was a beat up pussy that looked like she whored at a truckstop for a few decades, you might suddenly find that woman completely unattractive and a 1 or 2 out of 10.

Put simply, a body part fetish, so long as it is equated to the gender, is substituting for a grading system by the observer. If such body part is held apart, and excluded from the body, all the scientific literature has shown that statistically this is closet homosexuality.

Further proof of this is that a foot fetish in a female is nearly nonexistent whereas it is very common in men because female do not grade men by their feet.

Source: Me. An M.D. in Psychiatry and a Ph.D. in Psychology, who is very well published as both a physician and scientist.

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Statists

Man.
True.
Weird and fascinating.

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136.
We all coexist on a system of basic trust. Anyone could kill me at any time if they really wanted to.

Sage

Me is liyke tis nmber

Very fancy!

200

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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116 and how much we assume is writ in the flesh that is nothing but shackles placed on our bodies in the past. That humans special skill is cultural evolution, due to our unusual belief among animals that others are not only helpful but worth developing and depending on.

Me is liyke tis nmber

wow thank you this was actually very interesting and informative

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Why my pp hard

Makes no sense to a human being because God created us and there are things beyond the grasp of human understanding.

>God
kek

My IQ is 50

can you explain what it means for something to not be understandable?

IQ:1
De fakt dat nigaws nd shit feteshes eksisd

Life is too hard to handle, too cold to hold!

It might be common, but that doesn't make it any less weird to me.

Do you understand the intelligence that it would take to misconstrue the language in such a way?

Noh, mamah dold mi dat mi IQ es -5

Sure. For something to not be understandable, would mean one cannot understand whatever subject (is) at hand.

Funny = 2 out of 45.

sure. what causes something to be not understandable?

>everything i don't understand is just secretly gay
nah

>source: me
pic related

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I don’t think it requires a certain IQ or any number that should represent one’s intelligence in regards to what one would find strange about this existence. I think more important than intelligence would be the imagination. If we take for example the highest resolution image of the andromeda galaxy, we find that there’s a ridiculous amount of other planets out there. It feels like you’re looking at static or grains of sand on a beach, but we’re looking at an innumerable amount of other planets in such a tiny part of our observable universe.

I’m certain that there must be an incredibly vast amount of “intelligent” life out there, more than we can possibly imagine, but we wouldn’t all think the same. We wouldn’t all be using electricity and brains, made of meat and bone, But I wonder if the ultimate question for all life here is, how did all of this come to be? (Or how did something come from nothing?) I find it difficult to accept that we humans have reached a level of thinking that is even capable of asking bigger questions, they might exist. If an alien not from this planet arrived and asked me, is the sun hot? I could say yes but my human answers will never define anything in it’s exact value. The alien might ask me what makes it hot? What is heat? Is it hot only compared to us? The more I break down my human definitions the more it becomes apparent that I can’t define anything in it’s exact value, I’m just labelling everything.

There must be ways of thinking that we can’t think of. Given all that life out there, I’d be surprised if statistically speaking, there weren’t any creatures that could communicate without words. We’ve evolved to speak using air that we manipulate by our vocal chords to produce vowels etc but perhaps there are creatures that evolved from atmospheric conditions a lot different to earth & using oxygen to breath and speak wasn’t an option.

Also traps are gay.

The inability/ failure of the human mind grasping that which cannot be fathomed.

got it, but what causes you to not be able to fathom something? if you can reason about something, it's fathomable, isn't it?

No idea what my iq is but the weirdest thing about my life is my job as a social worker. Did you guys read op's post? Fuckin' 4deep7me shit over here.

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Time is relative to only speed and distance ita just a measurement in the 3rd dimension and doesnt exist in the 4th dimension

I think I was tested at 138 as a kid

The strangest thing about life is that no one knows who it was or why they decided to start manufacturing those 6-pack square bright orange rectangular cheese crackers with peanut butter, but everyone eats them like they are just a normal snack when they most certainly do not make fucking sense at all.

Secondly, water is the only naturally occurring molecular compound that is less dense as a solid than a liquid, which is very lucky for fish, ducks, and therefore us as humans.

>What is the strangest thing about life?
The ability for Human beings to be able to move on from experiencing the most traumatic, life changing loss of a loved on, and for the world to keep going on as if nothing even happened. The individual experience of the world is enough for any sane person to believe this is all just a dream or some elaborate simulation where you're the main character.

If you guys took your IQ test for free on some website you found with Google, that's probably not your actual IQ.

Man I fucking LOVE this cancer

I'm probably 120+-130+.

Your consciousness is as old as the universe. What have you been doing for the last 13 billion years?

IQ 56

I dont understand why white people dont know there gender.

jerkling off to gay porn and then crying myself to awakeness

Your an idiot

ok there socrates

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that we poop
why not just use it all

> 156
> Fake deep shit

Alright

78
You can stick a circle block in a square hole, but the square block won't fit in your butthole.

69
Born to shit
Forced to wipe

Some guys are into asses. Some of those like only big asses. Others find them repulsive.

Neither the ass nor the legs nor the breasts are sexual organs. Most men claim to get excited about breasts and talk about them amongst men, but the fact is that a breast fetish is far less common than a foot fetish.

You are probably thinking a foot fetishist is into trampling or sucking on toes or stinky feet, or shoes, or foot domination, etc., but those are also at best, subcategories (and mostly rare) of foot fetishism to more accurately, completely misclassified as foot fetishes as they have nothing to do in the mind with the feet but are simply a form of, for example, domination where the foot is the substitute for being "walked on" or dominated and the subject is sexually aroused by being submissive.

Again, 99.9% of foot fetishists have no interest in "just feet" (homosexuality), or stockings, or shoes, or licking feet, or trampling (all forms of substitutes for sub/dom fetishism which comes in many flavors). The foot fetishist is simply using the feet as a "grading" system for women to equate with their value as a female for breeding, birthing, etc. Think of it this way: if a women does not take care of her own feet, what is the likelihood she will take care of your child to the standards you require versus a women who is attentive to her feet? Further, feet can be ugly or attractive in the classical sense just like breasts or asses can be ugly or attractive, and this too is a measure of the females worth and how she is graded by interest level from the male inasmuch as much of this is genetic and will be a determinant of approximately half the genes of your potential offspring. In that sense, if you are a male who is very athletic (e.g., a professional athlete, or you aspire to be one or hold them in high esteem), then you may very well want a son to "walk" (no pun intended) in your footsteps, but the female may not have the genes for athletic feet.

akshully u only need to wipe ur doody off ur butthole wrinkles when youre not eating enough fiber

big toiletpaper has you in their grasp fren

except he does understand it and just explained it to us all
it also made perfect sense

>reading comprehension much?

>pic related
those are kinda good points though. as long as someone's reasoning is clear and strong they don't necessarily ned other sources. It seems like academic research will (if it already isn't) just become a big loop of people thinking x because y said so and y said so because of x.

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>Gravity

YOU THINK THAT WRITING A LONG SENTENCE WILL MAKE US THINK YOU'RE IQ IS HIGH

156 when I took a test back in 4th grade.
Niggers tounge my anus.
Hitler did nothing wrong.

Lies, dark matter is a joke

134
How you can pee without shitting but can't shit without peeing

Kek

this is a good post

Amazing

op said life, not YOUR life

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That i've spawned as this body, that i'm something rather than nothing

So -10

>they decided to start manufacturing those 6-pack square bright orange rectangular cheese crackers with peanut butter, but everyone eats them like they are just a normal snack when they most certainly do not make fucking sense at all.
fucking this!!! I only had my breakthrough moment like two years ago when i realized they didnt match

My IQ is >9000
The strangest thing about life
Is this
You are God
All experience is yours

>any sane person to believe this is all just an elaborate simulation where you're the main character.
"no."

i used the mensa website go fuck yourself I am a respectful 110. Get out of here you filthy double digitter

that's the spirit!

i know right?

my IQ is very high.

i had to take a good look at the etymology of the word. the strangest thing about life is life itself. the whole experience of life is something that comes from external sources; without that input, there would be no experience. the only way to know for sure would be to raise a human that feels no sensory input and then once they have fully formed their pre-frontal cortex, analyse their neural network and IQ with some system that can directly access it and reverse engineer the conceptual symbols and weights between them. some sort of VR neural link could do this. that's pretty far off.

sci-fi possibility: take brains that are run by a machine to access other brains and use a well rounded brain that knows a language well, and about things like colors, shapes, etc and have it communicate with the brain you're testing. that way we can see what it is actually inherently born to have by instinct.

you did say "strangest", right? that means "what comes from an unfamiliar or external source". it means "what the fuck" but everything is actually like that. you might want to be more specific if you want a better answer like "what's the most confusing thing in life?" or something. the thing is, with an higher IQ--and i don't mean lame pretentious left-brain power--emotion is removed and logic prevails.

>Neither the ass nor the legs nor the breasts are sexual organs.
good luck getting laid without legs faggotttt!

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We are trapped in this human form.
Until death we live a lie.

life itself.
the emergence of consciousness.
are we merely observers, or are we actively participating in the universe?
who is that talking inside our heads? is it "us" or is it something different and we're just listening to it?

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Don't know iq. I think education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school, learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

OP here. I deliberately left the question opened ended.

no it didn't make perfect sense, the assertions were false (100% of guys into "just feet" are gay... uh huh) and the links in logic were tenuous. It's the same as when someone that doesn't like homosexuals goes on a rant about how they all just hate their mothers or are intimidated by women or whatever. You can make it sound truthy, but anybody that stops and asks "what if that's not true, are there other possibilities?" realizes that they can ramble about the same topic in a completely different direction.

If he didn't try to add a "source" to put some authority behind it I'd let it slide. I don't expect every sentence to begin with "I think," because I already know that's what a person thinks if they're writing it. But don't put a "source" at the end and try to pass off your crackpot ramblings as authoritative.

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People still believe in the bible and god

>can't shit without peeing
found the low IQ person

150.
Nothing is what it seems.
The world is a stage.

you need to be you and you need to be something because it would be impossible for you to be something else

fuck you fuck off shut the fuck up this stoner meme has gone too far

found the savage that pisses then shits on his own urine

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pizza

what's the truth then?

>closet homo detected

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POTATO!

don't know, don't care.
everybody dies

>the only way to know for sure would be to raise a human that feels no sensory input
interesting that you're talking about life in the general sense but then talk about the instincts of humans. We know that insects are born with insrincts and understanding of the world and what they need to do without needing their parents to show them any of this.

165. At least I was. Age declines that.
I feel like an observer of my scripted life, like watching a movie

you seem to have misread

i thought of that as the part that would be able to deal with things from birth. i wanted the human to form as much of the brain as DNA would give them on its own and only then figure out what was unfamiliar to it, i.e. what it found "strange".

Its high enough for me not to care.

The strangest thing about life is how imperfect our brains are. Were living in an age where fitness is being redefined and intelligence is now heavily selected for. As evident in this thread from the signaling with iqs.

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That only humans seem to be aware of the future.

sorry you are still in denial

>expecting citations on Yea Forums
>expecting to get your education on Yea Forums
>being butthurt when Yea Forums anons don't spoon feed you research
>being so lazy to not even look simple things up yourself, but so butthurt to type and type to others that because they didn't spoon feed you sufficient citations that you would still deny anyway, therefore logically that makes them wrong and you right
>i did not see the tree fall in the forest, therefore the lumberjack telling me he cut down the fallen tree he is standing over is not fallen, nor even a tree
>being this retarded
>on the internet

no one can figure out if the image you posted is more retarded than you as those 3 lines you took the time to cut out (lol @ no life boy) are from different authors saying different things and are together beyond disjunct and meaningless if not incoherent
it's as if a retard put together retarded shit and thought he was smart doing it

go show mom next time before you scan and post your collage work on the interwebs, nigel

72

Tides come in... Tides go out. Nobody can explain it.

oh yes I see what you're saying now. I guess you're right that everything fits in the "strange" category.

0

My iq

taken a few tests with around 140 average

Still the stupidest guy you will meet

> Neither the ass nor the legs nor the breasts are sexual organs.

Fucking retard. The ass among our ancestors was what is used to attract the male. When we started walking on two legs, and therefore not have the ass in the air to attack males, the breast increased on females to create the same drag but on the front as that was where the focus was now. Tits are literally torso-ass to attract males. We are genetically coded to enjoy ass and titties.

135
Strangest thing I've encountered so far: full blown psychosis.
what does it even.

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Life itself; it makes no fucking sence. I'm not depressed and I enjoy life but I also know I'm basically just a bunch of cells and chemical reactions, waiting to die and be dissolved into the next thing.

I didn't create the image, but thanks for your bizarre critique of it. It's just three examples of bad/no sources, so you can stop scratching your head on that one. Also, you pretty much missed the point of the post. Everything in the post that I replied to can be countered with "i disagree"

i need to get like the dipshit in OP's pic and smoke my weed because spring break ended and school tomorrow. it's ancient philosophy at 2 and i alternate comparative programming and now we're learning haskell and i have to learn COBOL with a partner for a group project and a new mid-semester course of symbolic logic just started. it's just a review of the first part of discrete math but good shit because i never mastered the page o' logical equivalences.

most of you are probably too young. i'll be 42 in two days. i finished my mid-life crisis years ago, but musk here still hasn't gotten through it. it's actually what happens to lester in "american beauty". i believe it has to do with the fact that we never lived more than 40 or so years until the 1700s and instinct is not just what you're born with, but something that's ready to read off as you live. there's a built-in reason you have angst as a teen, a reason you might lose your mind and get too activist in your 20s and the reason you rage in your 30s... that's your life. then, it's over. as lester says, he's already dead. all he knows is to want to do the things that gave him the biggest kicks but he's bored and doesn't give a fuck about people.

it's actually pretty awesome, if you're not a desperate childish spaz like musk.

I don't know.

Death Grips.

youtube.com/watch?v=j-c-zfOWmys

Don't know. Don't care.

That we are here at all. You know, we have come so far as a species. This, right now, shitposting on the internet. I'm sitting in my boxers, drunk and high, while my wife sleeps in the other room, typing out this comment and in a couple minutes you'll see it. You'll read what I wrote. It's out there. On the internet. I don't know where I was going with that. I'm gonna smoke another bowl.

140s somewhere, it's been a while since I tested.

That life exists at all, and thrives even, in an apparently indifferent universe. Minute details could be changed, and the universe would be unrecognizeable; all conditions are perfect for life, but there seems to be no reason for it; life could be wiped out in an instant by pure chance; yet, here we are, pondering our own existence, unsure if there's any higher purpose or if we are just slightly smarter apes doomed to an inevitable extinction.

its the moon

however what is strange constantly changes as we become accustomed to things and encounter new things, which makes the question subjective.

that IS strange!

9001
I lied. I lied again.

maybe you misunderstand what a sexual organ is

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Both parents are crazy
Im 6'8 and 345

don't know, so assume 100
we spent years and years focusing an very small part of survival and thus rely heavily on others to do their job web

>there's a built-in reason you have angst as a teen, a reason you might lose your mind and get too activist in your 20s and the reason you rage in your 30s
its called hormones. Its actually kinda fucked how much hormones control us. It makes me start to doubt free will

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The strangest thing? All these faggots claiming to have above 100 IQ's and not even following the two-sentence rule ITT.

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lasd adfj;asd

133

We all know we are going to die one day. We really fucking care how others perceive us and our “success”

Don't care what my IQ is. Strangest thing about life? Why does life even try to find a way? At what point did RNA and DNA spontaneously form via random chance in a pool of random chemicals, form photocells, become multi-cell organisms, and care about whether or not it continued to exist?

I get the feeling through subtext that your beard mainly grows on your neck.

158 (WAISIV)
I still don't see why people get so bent about IQ. It doesn't make you far superior to your fellow man. I've seen people with average IQ accomplish some great things, and yet I have witnessed many fellow Mensa (and fewer Triple 9) members and those with higher IQ's accomplish very little in their lives.

Even having a higher emotional intelligence doesn't guarantee success in most situations.

It's harder to find motivation to complete mental tasks due to the lack of challenge or monotony of the day-to-day. Then you have the added annoyance of dumbing down most things in conversations, not offering guidance or advice, and not finding solutions too quickly, lest you be perceived as abnormal. People generally don't like if they constantly think you're smarter than they are.

As a child it's fun to be the first to know the answers, solve the problems first, and have enough of a problem solving ability to have an insight to most things. However, as you age, you find that it puts others at unease if you known the answer too often, figure things out first, or otherwise cause them to feel less average or less superior. It makes you a pariah; even in the workforce or relationships. Then, others expect you to do everything, assume you're up to some nefarious purpose due to your intelligence, or any other myriad of negative outlooks.

Gun' be about tree-fiddy,
And why anyone would believe anyone here, you menstrual minstrel.

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I know nothing about biology and muscle structures. Maybe its because both functions use the same muscle group/s?However, the required exertion to force defecation is greater than the required exertion to force urination?

I dont spend time on silly test.

No human, is ever satisfied and content with their life. They always want more and more.

I don't know
Pee actually comes from your blood.

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good life to be retard.
very easy to make cafe folk stop move.

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Friendship.

Perhaps it is because we live in the day and age where the demand for specialization has created separate social tiers among the general working population, where it is believed that having a higher IQ promotes you to work deemed a greater impact on society or the collective human information in regards to a particular subject. Therefor flaunting ones IQ is just another form of peacock-ing, regardless of actual merit.

This
I skipped a grade - 1/4 of the way through the year (and was already younger end of the grade anyway). Fucked me up big time.
I did some fun stuff with the local gifted/talented kids thing, sure. I am still quicker than my peers at the stuff that interests me, but it hasn't really made me richer or happier.

How do you even test IQ?

Not knowing when you'll be dead. You could work hard, live a healthy life, not smoking etc and you could die the next day and all you did was in vain.

128, we all know we truly have no purpose, yet we all search for one

very smart people have studied and written about that topic. you're like that preacher who asks questions as if the answer is impossible to find without first believing in jesus.

42.
Da pupu comes from magic

Haha I was thinking the same thing.

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Well, I regret to inform you that I am not well read on the subject, and its just a mere quandary. I understand that there exists a tremendous amount of literature about why human level comprehension and decision making was a pivotal point in our evolution, but I wan't to know EXACTLY when and why complex chemical structures started to "think".

115 we are just smart enough to know we are retarded but yet if enough of us put are mind to somthing we can accomplish it.

>tl:dr im a retarded pseud who didn't pay attention in high school biology

I never took high school biology. Please do answer my question if you know. I never claimed to be intelligent, and I do not know how to phrase the question correctly to find my answer.

Mother fucker put the joint down.

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Why is space black?

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we wuz kangz

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But is it actually black?

where's the fucking penis?

Ye it be

Obligatory your mom joke yadayadayada.

Right on Bro.
Womens feet appeal to me within that scope. It came out of my intrigue for pantyhose and stockings. There is something gentle and luxurious about well maintained feet. It’s that edge you get when the girl you’re fucking has pushed herself to look good for you from head to toe.

shut the fuck up faggot and post benis

lol fag

There is now wave length of light that corelates to the color of black. We know black as a pigmentation, but otherwise its just the absence of light being produced from or being reflected off of an object. Where we can see space being black, it is just because there is nothing there. Therefor I can say that space appears black, but isn't the color black. (Insert conspiracy about things floating in our orbit that just don't reflect light).

But your moms not finished with it yet.

I actually have alopecia so my hair doesnt grow anywhere

I guess I understand that individual cells react to chemicals in the environment, and from chemicals given off by other cells as a form of communication, which through adaptation larger groups of more specialized cells had to form networks that allowed greater levels of communication, then came along the nervous system, and so on and so forth.

I get the feeling through subtext, that because of your dismissal of the ability to grow hair being your only objection, that the stereotypes of growing a beard mostly on ones neck still apply to yourself despite not having hair on your neck.

69
pee pee
poo poo

70

Pee pee.
Poo poo.

148.
Life is fleeting but energy is eternal

Average
The fact that life itself becomes indistinguishable from mindless chemical reactions gradually, there is not a specific point to look at where something becomes alive.

83

Muh dick
wite wimminz

human consciousness is just a more refined system of perceiving the world. perception is no more than the ability to measure/respond to environmental cues. a single cell organism like a bacteria is capable of perceiving the world, albeit on a more simple scale (see quorum sensing), like moving toward a concentration gradient of a chemical. in fact, anything which has energy associated with it has the potential to perceive the world and is therefore "conscious". the ability to think is just the working storage of sensory information which is no more than energy and particles interacting with one another. nucleotides and DNA exist and persist through generations simply because they are an energetically favorable conformation in the environment they began in and have been in and are now in. when exactly human consciousness evolved is a retarded question, and there isn't much of a "why" it evolved so much as that energy of particles exist in quantized states and life is a byproduct of that. the better question is why energy exists at all

136 when taking the test many years ago. Probably more like 70 these days. Thanks Yea Forums

129
I'm retarded.

18 inches
my penis is twice that size

131 ... i’m fucking Dumb !!

Real talk last i did one i was 114. not super awesome but fucking awesome.

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Hey 138 WAIS here too *fistbump*

i was happier without a conscience, with one i have to suddenly care about fucking up essentially nobrainer shit that doesnt even matter.

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The natural occurrence of math.

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Im a physicist so fuck i hope not

Histogram of supposed IQs on this thread

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(excluding the 2 over 9000, not really trying to ruin my axes)

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We waste so much of our finite time.
We strive little for our species long term sucess.

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nigger

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>what are logarithmic scale axes
I'm guessing you're 40 IQ tops

I cringed so hard that I farted

Hve you tried explainging your problem to the FBI and then being arrested promptly burglary, fraud, plagiarism, copyright, hacking?

Just untrue, but I guess that’s why you’re down at 111

There are negative numbers there dumbass

Explain

Not to forget 27 counts of being a pigeon

Funnily, if you subtract 20 points from everyone's answer, you'll see a trend. Checked.

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Why are we seemingly alone in the universe?
Why are niggers so obnoxious and retarded?

No clue, but how states of mind completely can shift a human to a completely different mind. And DMT is probably the strangest thing ill ever experience

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Because aliens are afraid of us and hush black beople are groovey

I did the online, Mensa pre-test and got 24/33. Which I guess means my IQ, at least a rough estimate of, is about 120?

i dont know my iq
weird things happen when i talk. People assume the worst of me.

Faggot

Because the other cool kids dont want to play with the nasty vicious children

Genetics

132.
IQ is overrated.

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I don’t think about life very much.
I just think of things I enjoy to distract me from life.

133-149

nothing about life seems that strange

guys, pls help me pass this iq test

i was doing good on visual pattern recognition, i think, but then they switched it up with this one:

>23. Which of the following is least like the others:

>a) An apple
>b) Sunlight
>c) A zebra
>d) A conversation

it's gotta be b or d, right? but which one

Everything is overrated. Generally, more intelligent people have come to this conclusion, which is why many intelligent people suffer from depression, are bi-polar, commit suicide, etc.

dont know

marry and you will regret it, do not marry and you will also regret it. i think life is mostly learning how to get over shit until you croak

Now now sweety, take the cock out of your mouth before harassing others

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Are you actually retarded? Answer is D.

No idea, but on the upper scale.
The interactions of the human mind and reality.
We assume logic, where there is only chaos.

D

mensa is bullshit. if you really had a high IQ you'd see through it. when lisa is asked to join mensa on "the simpsons", she adds that it's a constellation only seen from the southern hemisphere. that's the joke. are you smart enough to get it?

intelligence is the ability to handle what you encounter. picking up a factoid about a constellation is not intelligence, it's knowledge. sure, we can all pick up obscure factoids; in fact, they're the easiest to remember. that is definitely not intelligence. "smart" means painful. that might be a factoid but it also delineates the word from meaning "intelligent". being able to spout "smart" trivia might impress people but it doesn't mean you're intelligent.

i'll try to give you an obvious hint. there was a recent AI startup whose name screams "weighted connections". if you're in computer science and know anything about AI--which i learned about in a neuroethics course getting my philosophy degree--it's about symbols and weighted connections between them. discrete structures and a connectionist network.

it's about the hardware, not the picked up random crap. that's intelligence. mensa tests smartness, not intelligence. one of the questions i read required knowing that certain vegetables grow underground. that's bullshit. think about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZZXcdK0RUuQ

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Fascinating idea for a thread.
I don't know my IQ and don't care.
The strangest thing in life to me is how anyone can find a reason to care enough about anything to harass someone.
I don't just mean black, gays, whites, etc ether.
How can you give enough of a shit about something as simple as the kind of alcohol a person drinks? Or the brand of shoes they wear? Or even what their prefered computer OS is!? How and why do you care? How are you so motivated to do this yet I can barely find the motivation to work on my psychology homework, so I can pass this course I spent (so far) ten grand on!

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B, obviously

>cheese crackers with peanut butter
you’re right I’ve never realized this shit doesn’t make sense

and how can ice float on water once it turns solid and therefore shouldn’t it be more dense??

I’m not going to be able to sleep now

Nah, the sunlight nourishes the apple and the apple nourishes the zebra. Conversation is the odd one since it's only a human function.

Idk. Dunno.
Keep breathing

Not racist or meaning to be racist, but you're being enslaved again by being fetishized. People think the intent is to make the black man powerful in this situation, but the facts are that they're giving you the illusion of power, so that you're distracted from the positions of power that actually matter in our fucked up society. It's to late for any of us to break away from this cycle however, for some it's all they know.

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Soo...nice one Elon...!

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Idk

We forget being born and can't pinpoint our first memories. We dream without realizing it until we wake up.

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I'm just trying to quantify my "IQ" in a way that I assume most others in this thread have. I did a bunch of these online quizzes and they all have put me around 120. I'm not asking for someone to express their opinion of how intelligent I likely am, as I am likely just average, and as such I would expect others to get the same results.

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Homosexuality, as one may refer to it as, would suffice to in this simple conversation, ending it as quickly as it started but without dragging out it's conclusion to any reasonable girth.

Ur gay would've worked.

Fiddy
Sausages
Custard

Sunlight is the only one that originates extraterrestrially. And if the author of the test happens to like word games, then sunlight is the only one that can't be held.

The distinctions you pointed out are either equally arbitrary, or answering a question that wasn't asked.

I guess that's one way to look at it. Simple answer is that the sunlight, apple, and zebra can actually be seen, or be physically interacted with. Not saying that sound waves can't be visualized or felt, but if someone through an apple at you, you were kicked by a zebra, stood out in the sun for an hour or two, and someone had a close conversation with your ass, you would feel the effects of the first three, not so much the later.

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Most people around me are noticeably less bright, yet i feel so stupid sometimes

I see conversations all the time.

Free schizophrenia

You see lips moving. You hear the words that come out. If two people were just mouthing words at each other nonsensically it wouldn't be a conversation.

Y'all are retarded and would over think the question. Light, zebra, apple. All are tangible. All have a purpose in life.

I just smoke shit tons of weed to cope. Cuts my brain off. Life is much better for the stupid.

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probably around average, not exactly sure

this isn't really the strangest thing, but a ton of people just fucking live with other animals. We just kidnap little animals from their mothers and raise them as our own. fucking wtf

Sound waves are tangible, and I think I could continue living without ever having seen a zebra.

Fuck off PETA. We all know you are far from having a collective average intelligence.

That's light. And yes zebra fertilize the lawn. You need them.

and the even more intelligent people realize everything is pointless, so they enjoy their lives and live it how they want

130ish test was when I was much younger though
The fact that only a small minority of people seem to understand they are not the center of everything, despite being the center of their own perceived reality. Humanity is too egocentric to ever work as a collective towards something greater, be it saving our own little planet or ever leaving it.

You just described what a conversation looks like, and you were able to do that because you have seen them.

Kek

?

i see someone with nothing going on

fuck off steve

Great observation

A large number
Life

A conversation only appears to be a conversation within the context of hearing sound, or understanding that hand gestures and sign language has a deeper meaning than movement. I can look at the sun, an apple, or a zebra without any other given context, and understand that yes, they are there. Again, if people are moving there lips without sound I can not be sure that a conversation is occurring.

You are an idiot hahahaha

>f people are moving there lips without sound I can not be sure that a conversation is occurring.
By that logic you can't see an apple, because it might be a fake apple. Have you ever seen two people talking? You saw a conversation. It is absurd to say that you cannot see a conversation, everybody that has vision has seen them.

22.5

Do it be like it do?

135-145 do a test about once a year, always comes within this range.

Almost nobody is capable of long term planning.

>undetermined
>life is only a means to transport energy, an entropy gap.

1738 im from the future

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aesthetics

So pasta then

>t.Brainlet reporting in
Low quality god of the gaps

one could argue that the word conversation only describes the exchange of information through the abstract concept of language and has nothing to do with physical "talking" per se...

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What letter is silent in 'scent', the 's' or the 'c'?
And if you rip a hole in a net, there's less holes in it.

The mechanism can't translate the information.

Granted, but it wouldn't change that you can see them.

I have seen peoples lips moving, and given that I hear repeating, structured syllables are coming from from their mouths, that a conversation is indeed occurring. I don't think the author of the quiz intended for someone taking the quiz to think, "Sike! It must be a fake apple, all the others are real!" Also fuck these five minute long captchas.

The author also wouldn't expect someone to think that you can't see a conversation, because you can. So the line of reasoning "the answer must be conversation because that's the only one you can't see" doesn't make sense.

But I can't "see it" with sight alone.

hi

Yes you can.

yeah sure with sufficient instruments of observation. any conversation needs transfer of information and that must take place through some physical representation be it air pressure differences, electricity or light. so yes any conversation is physically observable

No I can't.

Not by the human eye.

And yes, I already stated that.

>with sufficient instruments of observation

Only time grammar matters is when boasting about intellect.

I don't disagree with you

Not with the unaided human eye

Cool, teach me more about semantics and science I don't already know.

This. Fucking pseudo intellectuals can't smell their own bullshit.

ok ok, I'll let you guys in on a little secret: I'm the only person alive that actually knows what the author was thinking when he wrote that question...

AII me :^)

The question wasn't really from an IQ test, I made it up myself and picked 4 items that are all completely different from each other. There is no correct answer.

there's still air in your mom's basement?

No, no, I understand. Given the nature of the quiz, I was just trying to provide the most likely answer, not be subjected to an exercise about "thinking outside the box".

I assumed that also, why I didn't expend time with a rebuttal.

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How such fucked people can control the world

125
That we wish to be old to wish to be young again

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lol yeah right, I had you hook line and sinker

Nah, but even a stupid question deserves an answer.

When I was in 4th grade I had an IQ of 115. By the time I was a Jr. in HS my IQ was over 130 I was only given a rough estimate due to being "emotionally supported". I was given a GIEP and placed in different classes than the rest of the students. When I was young my own mother thought I was retarded. The strangest thing about life... life itself. The fact that we come into this world knowing nothing then we learn that it will end and there is nothing you can do about it.

Don't know my IQ.

Strangest thing about life is we are either incredibly significant to the universe or completely irrelevant to it. We might be a stepping stone for something / someone else.

why did your mom think you were retard?

I was failing in school and lashing out at teachers. They came to find out I was extremely bored with school so they put me in harder classes and "moved" me forward.

I am not so good at words, but the deviation for IQ is not so large among-st children. A higher IQ as a child does not necessarily correlate to having a higher IQ as an adult. Too many people in this thread saying that theirs was high as a child.

She was right. And that's an observation.

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Or is that what they told you

Being moved up to the "special" classes.

I'm not saying mine is high now, I've live a solid life of alcoholism I am 42 now and have drank myself retarded.

I wonder if any jew-centric schools give gold stars as rewards, or do the students just say that they ain't falling for that shit again.

The fact we exist means life is rare at the very least. And reality is so expansive even a class 3 civilization would only impact a single galaxy out of trillions, so life wouldn't qualify as significant to me.

I will say though I have been pretty successful, I have a job that pays almost 100k a year and I do get to work from home some-days. I am a IT manager \ data center technician

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magnets
how do they work

who's the retard now, MOM?!

lol jk you seem like good guy

No idea what my IQ is.
Consciousness, I'd say. Specifically the relation between the brain as a physical organ consisting of so many distinct electrical pathways and the yet the unified experience arising from, and only reflecting parts of, it.

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Tha't nothing will ever matter in the long run.