Just found my female housemate's dildo, used it in the shower. Hurt a little at first, like a lot of pressure inside...

Correct
Too afraid to die
I've always been bi
Well I'm new to prostate stimulation and this is by far the biggest thing I've put in my ass, so it definitely didn't feel great at first. When I slid all the way down the first time, it felt like something in my ass was swelling up (I'm assuming my prostate), and it was so uncomfortable I had to slip off for a second. Once I got used to it, it felt like I was just about to cum every time I slid all the way down. I had to use my hand to finish, but even a very light stroke set me off
It's not actually sealed like regular clamshell packaging; there are grooves in the back that keep it shut, all I had to do was pop them out to open it. I found it buried deep in her dirty laundry
I really want to after this experience

Does she know you do this?

Cumming from being fucked is amazing, I've done it. Better than a normal orgasm.

She does not, and I've noticed I'm recurrently fantasizing about being a femboy/sissy (i.e. I enjoy wearing panties/thigh highs)

>wants to be sissy
>already feels a lot of pleasure with him ass with no experience
maybe thats why. you were made for it

Possibly, though all men can experience pleasure through prostate massage

Are you sure you got all the poo off?

I didn't see or smell any, but I washed it several times with soap and water to be sure

leave the poo on so she gets BV

proof that this is true? Pic with timestamp of her room faggot?

I had no idea that dildos came in child sizes.

Tell her, maybe she will dress you up. Some girls love that shit.

better hope she didn't have herps
and yeah, you can get it from a toy
i have herpes and got it from a fleshlight

Her dirty clothes hamper is in the bathroom, I'm afraid to enter her room in case there are cameras
Yeah it's not quite as big as me, but it felt like a good starting size
I live in the South, where folks don't take too kindly to sissy boys. She is definitely one such person
Nope, she's clean

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>7 inch dildo
>5 inch insertable
>child sized
stfu faggots.

Why aren't you her sissy bitch yet?

haha, being in Alabama, I get that. You think she doesn't like it though?

looks small. whats that like 5"?

5" is ltierally average, what the fuck are you on about

oops. sorry i didnt mean to make you mad. I honestly didnt mean to offend you. sorry bud.

not mad, people on Yea Forums are brainwashed by porn and haven't seen a ruler before apparently.

Nah, was right on the money with 7". It looks small because the girth is only like 1"
I'm sure of it. She's very conservative and homophobic/transphobic, so the thought of revealing myself as a crossdresser isn't very exciting

for the record, and are not me (OP) lmao

oh sorry i don't really watch that much porn, and when i do i dont really study the dick.

tbf, the national average for the US is like 5.1 or so.
you do kinda have a point; most of the guys I've met are at least 6, I myself am somewhere north of 7 (haven't measured in a minute)

>herpes
I hope you dont mean you shared a fleshlight. Always get your own sex toys

She would have to be extremely paranoid to set up cameras in her room. I've had five female room mates, never got caught. If they were that afraid of having pervy male room mates, they wouldn't have moved in with you in the first place.

Hypnotube has a lot sissy content. A 5 inch dildo is a waste of money, get a buttplug for something that size.

are vibrators worth the money?

If you live alone, yes, the noice will give you away, vibrating buttplugs are not worth it.

Vibrating eggs are great though. They don't make much noise at all, you cant stick em right up in there, and you can have it in when you go out.

thanks for the tip; I'm tempted to buy one now

Don't lie nigga, you bought that dildo yourself to use

About prostate stimulation. I used to play with my then-wife's vibrator, an expensive variable-speed thing. Fucking unbelievable experience, especially on the pulse settings. Best of all was when I got high first.

It amazes me that you think 1.) I have a reason to lie and 2.) I would lie about owning it, then proceed to express a desire to own something similar

Good job, man, I would feel great satisfaction from defiling the dildo of some conservative dumbfuck.

I get exremely turned on by anything taboo or that I know would be humiliating if I were exposed, and using someone else's sex toy is one such thing

I wear my aunt's lingerie when riding her dildo, god bless