I'm not gay, but I sometimes want to jerk off dudes. Like, I don't even want to see their faces...

I'm not gay, but I sometimes want to jerk off dudes. Like, I don't even want to see their faces. Just stroke a hard cock until it cums.

Am I alone?

PS. Yeah, yeah, faggot, whatev.

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>I'm not gay
geeeeeey

Reddit spacing. You're just a closeted homosexual. Stop lying to yourself.

Nah, I can relate. I want a dick to play with that's not my own sometimes.
I'm not really the straightest maybe, but I still have hangups about guys so it's hard to call myself bi

>yeah, yeah, faggot, whatev
But you literally are a faggot, you wanna touch dick and let's be honest you'll probably start sucking it at some point.

You are a homo, nobody gives a fuck if you are, but to be a closeted one just makes you a faggot who isn't sure of himself

gettin' gay'd up to get gay'd down

would you suck a cock? do u like cum?

Yeah, that's called gay. Unless you like pussy too, in which case you're bi. Congratulations.

I'm about the same.

Used to jerk off with my buddy before we started dating girls, but haven't done anything with a guy as an adult.

No, wouldn't suck a cock. I don't "like" cum, but sometimes seeing a dick shoot a huge load is a turn on.

how sexual was that? did you guys look at each other or touch each other or think about each other? or were u just like hmm i feel like jerkin it and im comfortable around u so whatever?

Homo Alert

We did it in the dark, either during sleepovers or in the crawl space under the stairs at his place. The fact that we COUDLNT see each other was the only way it could happen

you are most likely bi sexual

There's a strange obsession with gay vs not gay amongst the net people often, if you want to jerk off someone else but you don't like men's faces you're clearly not straight but you're not fully gay either you're just somewhere on the spectrum.

Most people use the term "bi with female preference" for your kind of situation, however even that might feel like too strong an identity for you. I personally think it's just a pointless discussion, constantly trying to put labels on things.

It's like if you labelled every weird fetish you had, you don't need to come out to your parents telling them you're a hardcore vore comber, you're just some guy with a vore fetish. It's the same with liking dicks, you're just a dude who likes dicks no need to name yourself a dick lover and tell everyone about it.

This arguing over what's gay and what's not is the same as "are traps gay" and "if I like cross dressing am I trans" etc, we all have a couple weird sexual quirks in one weird direction or another and sometimes they're kinda gay but that doesn't make you a full gay.

Anyway, I am pretty similar to OP in that I like to envision stroking man dick all the time but generally not a face (with some exceptions). The biggest exception to that is anime, because anime has some beautiful boys. You should watch more anime OP you might learn something about yourself.

congrats, you're gay but in denial because you think being gay affects your personality

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i can relate

>I'm not gay, but I sometimes want to jerk off dudes.
....

Just jerk an anonymous dink off already, no stress...it's 2019 bub. No one cares except yourself. And after you do it, you'll feel exactly the same only a little lighter in the heart.

Admit it, you are the gay.

As someone that has had sex with another man, I'm pickin up what you're puttin down.
Best part was when I first got my hand around it. Fuckin meat bat.
Kissing was meh. Sucking was meh. Bottoming was meh. Topping was meh.
But good God just gripping onto a cock bigger than me was a fucking trip. And part of what you're feeling and what I realized was the satisfaction of watching him twitch and react every time he got just a little closer to the edge and then came. It was a control thing. Like. I have control over his pleasure.

Same here, but I'd suck a dick

>and let's be honest you'll probably start sucking it at some point

Stop projecting so hard you flaming faggot.

I want to jerk off an elderly man while his wife watches and then he urges her to get her saggy tits out.
then when he finally cums his wife gasps and tells me "my Seymour hasn't cum like that in ages!" and then she makes me a cup of tea.

how long did yall watch this fellas

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post what u got pls

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Kinda same
Ive never (with one exception) been attracted to a man. Im around men all day, see new men every day. Not into them, never romantically cared about a guy
but dick on the other hand excites me. Normal porn is 80% woman, 20% cock, and i wont watch porn with smaller cocks. Interracial porn is 50/50. The sight of a big enough cock can literally excite me so much that I have jerked off to masturbation porn.
I like cock so much that I did suck a cock once and loved it. Turns out I don't like the taste of cum though. Psychologically I'm happy to eat it.

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Straight people watched that for zero (0) seconds

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and how long did you

Source?

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Dude. It's officially time to stop watching porn. You've watched so much, you're no long focused on the girls, you're focused on the dick. Deprogram now before it's too late

check the watermark

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Still watching

So go try it. Make a Grindr and offer to jerk a guy off.

grindr guys are gross

There's some qts. I only talk to boys who are under 19.

this

Nigger

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It’s not gay.

Bunch of faggot kids in this thread.

Can’t you just allow the pleasure to occur? You’re both sharing in helping someone achieve one of the largest neurochemical sensation we can feel naturally without drugs.

Orgasms are orgasms both giving and getting. Give a hand.

still makes you a fag

Damn, I wanna go to OP's house.

>I wanna jerk off men but I’m not gay
Okay mr.denial

Not always true. Dude I hooked up with was about as good as I could ask for, (really can't get into the male aesthetic, just the D) and was hung and cool. Gotta get the early to mid 20s. They're waaaay more honest about what they want.

Grindr, there's a great idea. Fun story. Gather 'round children...
>be years ago
>one of my buddies is gay
>has gay bf
>long term relationship, house together, pups, discussing adoption, all that shit, may as well be considered married
>they go on vacation down to FL
>they're having relationship problems, my buddy crashes for the night
>the bf is bored and feeling horny for some gay strange
>fires up the meat market app, finds a dude he likes the look of near by
>goes to hook up
>setup by a 17 yo twink kid, absolutely get's Chris Hanson'd (not literally him, just the local PD, but yea)
>gets locked up
>fucks up the entire vacation
>fucks up the relationship
>fucks up his job
>fucks up his entire life
>buddy refuses to bail him out, leave him there, comes home.
>when bf finally makes bail and gets out, he comes home to find ALL his shit has been dumped at his mom's place and the locks have been changed
>ends up having to go back to FL later on for court case, loses, has to goto jail
>has since gotten out, don't honestly know for sure, but assuming he's gonna be on "a list" for the rest of his life

grindr; always a good decision!

Hey maybe don't cheat or fuck people who are underage.
Dipshit

Did he expect to be meeting an underage boy?

that part was never made clear to me. I always wondered if he had a great lawyer, and the kid lied about his age if he couldn't have gone for an entrapment defense... All I know is, the case didn't work out for him and he got locked up, the piece of shit

yea, fuck him. My buddy met some new dude a while later. They're happy-ish, but they don't live together after a few years of dating, and I don't know if they ever will at this point. His faith in relationships is pretty fucked, understandably so