Gonna be fighting someone a lot bigger then me later. any advice? was gonna trip him up and aim for the head...

gonna be fighting someone a lot bigger then me later. any advice? was gonna trip him up and aim for the head. he reminds me of a dark souls boss

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Fuckin punch the cunt as hard as you can and hope for the best

Try and get him off balance

Liver shots can drop anybody nomatter thier size

Talk it out like men. Don't get expelled and ruin your academic career. Only niggers do that

I always wondered what the aftermath was. Anyone have the full video?

Ive spent countless hours looking for it, i dont think it exists

Surprice him. Try to win the fight in the first seconds. Kick in the balls or bring him off his feet by a strong kick to the ankle.

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Those dark angry creatures usually retaliate in large numbers when it comes to revenge against another light skin person. They don't do much when it's their own doing the killing, robbing & raping....

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Batista bomb him

Just kiss and make up the good old fashioned Southern way.

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Keep moving, if hes bigger you cant let him get too close and unload on you, try to counter strike when he misses a punch, i dont know if theres other people around, but those will pressure you in staying close to him ( they just wanna see someone get knocked tf out) ''stop moving so much!'' ''why are you running??'' fuck em they dont know a thing about fighting, oh and dont get knocked out, kicks to the head are as lethal as a gun, never forget that, best of luck OP, fuck that faggot up.

Fucking hate white people

>the amount of virginity in these replies
Don’t sucker punch him. If he has any sort of ego he will 100% come back another time for you when you don’t expect it and won’t hold back. If he gets close go for the leg. Try to win it fast but think, and stay light.

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And this

Pinch off a loaf in your hand and throw it at him, then get an erection and start chasing him around with it while screaming at the top of your lungs thus asserting yourself as the dominate male in the relationship.

try to get out of it. since you are making this thread I believe it is safe to assume that you have never been in a real fight before. Your first real fight tends to not go very well, especially if the dude is a lot bigger then you. take some classes in mma so you are prepared for the next fight coming your way.

Tell a teacher he was bullying you. It has a required reporting mechanism that will possibly get him expelled.

The best punch is a suckered punch

>I've lived a semi rough life.

Knocked out a kid at a party once.
Got in fights that ended in grappeling after a few punches
Got my ass beat real bad once

Sucker punch him if you both really don't like each other. Give a fair fight if it's not super personal block sides of head use left to confuse follow with a right

>he reminds me of a dark souls boss

You are definitely going to get your ass kicked. Why do you have to fight him? What's at stake?

You're assuming OP lives in a civilized country.

>Try to win the fight in the first seconds
Hoping you’ll drop someone with nothing but a sucker punch is a recipe to get your ass kicked. Terrible advice.

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yeah go for the leg so he can lift you up slam you on your head and paralyse you for life, OP trust me , go for the leg if you want to DIE

0/10 advice don’t listen to this Geed OP.

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What do you exactly think I mean by go for the leg?

I guarantee none of these people have ever been in a real fight before. If someone gives you advice that isn't "avoid the fight", they're full of shit.

OP seriously bro, just try to get out of it. At the very least try to fight on the grass so when he lifts you up and slams you on the ground you won't get permanent brain damage from your head smashing against the pavement.

Also have some friends there to break up the fight before you get killed.

A good boot to the head is all it takes to kill you. Your head hitting pavement is all it takes to kill you. Hell, a solid punch can kill you or give you brain damage depending on your skull density and how big the other dude is. Just get out of it.

Punch/knee him in the nuts ASAP. If he moves to clutch at them, you can go for the neck with a pencil. If you're not looking to kill him go for a slash which will leave a nasty mark but won't paralyze or cut the jugular.
If you can't get a nutshot in, just go nuts with the pencil. Short quick jabs are near impossible to defend against, long swinging stabs make it easy to block your arms.

going like a football tackle for the leg, dumbest shit you can do, if hes bigger than you do NOT let him grab you, from there, its game over

Not true. Any person with a brain knows this. However you do know unavoidable situations do exist correct?

Bro tbh your probably gonna get fucked up if you can't hit hard it over, make sure to follow through with your punches put some weight behind them

no one knows what you mean by it, because thats not a phrase that anyone in any sort of fight training would ever suggest.

Fucking bigger goes straight for the bike lol

These people are fucking pussies OP. Little beta males who think their height actually matters in a street fight. But then again, if you dont believe you can win, you wont.

Unless the fight is happening right this second, it is avoidable. OP has to decide if the consequences of avoiding the fight are less severe than the consequences of participating in the fight and (very likely) getting the shit kicked out of him.

What I’m saying is, I’m not suggesting OP dives for his leg like a Zero. If you think that’s what someone means by that and you’re trained yourself, you should probably leave your mcdojo

Has also never been in a fight

Everyone press F to pay your respects early for OP.

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Dont liet him grab you. If he does try and flip him over your shoulder. The best case scenario is if you can hit him in the liver.

>the bully is waiting on OP’s doorstep
>yeah that’s avoidable
Yeah ofcourse there’s a chance, but you do not know his circumstances i.e. he gets trapped

Get em with one of these
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaZUn7ps_W4

>gonna be fighting someone a lot bigger then me later

Read between the lines, the fight has been planned beforehand. That means OP can avoid it.

Be comfortable. Don’t be timid or show weakness. Stand your ground. If he’s taller than you, dig to the body when the time presents itself and throw overhands. Also remember to punch straight and keep your hands up. If you can take it to the ground, do it. Look for the leg and take him down and rain it down on him. Elbows, punches, etc. Bring some friends as well just Incase you’re in a situation where you may get jumped

Even if OP leaves it could resurface again, for example his bully showing up at his house or waiting for him when he walks home. “Read between the lines” lmao

because you havent doesnt mean no one ever did

Jump cancel his dick

RE TAR DED, DO NOT GRAB HIS FUCKING LEG OP YOU WILL DIE, THIS ONLY WORKS WITH PEOPLE YOUR SIZE

>telling someone who has never been in a fight before to do some judo shit like flipping a big dude over his shoulder.

OP might as well just get into the fetal position on the floor. It takes training to get the muscle memory and footwork down to pull off a move like that. OP appears to not even have the training necessary to throw a decent punch, let alone grapple.

OP get out of the fight.

I wouldn’t grapple him unless you have grappling experience because like other people said he will probably just end up picking you up and slamming you.

If he’s taller than you then you have to be the aggressor and stay moving, get in your reach and unload bombs to his chin.

If you get hit and you’re still standing shake take it and keep fighting.

>assuming he means literally grab his leg
Wanna know how I know you don’t train?

If OP plans for those contingencies he can avoid them as well. Your lack of creativity and imagination is not shared by everyone.

Give him a little tap tap tap a roo. And knock him out.

Bring a weapon. Like pepper spray. Then fuck him up.

Had a lot of fights. Never begun one, ended a lot.
Sure not fighting is the best way. But as a male you have to fight sometimes.

Grab the leg and go for the single leg. You dumb fuck.

Neither did OP you dumb cunt. Get with the fucking program.

Apparently you and OP are the ones who need a fighting program lol

Maybe if you're a retard. Some of us are smart enough to avoid fighting.

Just take the ass whooping like a man I used to have to fight in hockey and lost 2/3 of my fights. All the advice goes out the widow and your heart rate will be about 200bpm. Half the punches will be glances. And remember if you bite,poke,and kick he is going to fuck you up after the fight is over. That's just karma. And remember it takes two to fight just walk away. You could take a funny punch and lose a eye or fall and snap your neck.

>dont learn to fight because you'll never need to protect yourself if you never learn
jesus christ, i bet you want to ban guns too

guy's been coming to my living environment . I can avoid it easily by finding somewhere else to live but I have not enough money to walk away.

should I bring a blade?

never fought but did skateboarding for ages

Lol no. Why do you think I never have to fight?

youtube.com/watch?v=WPYCObKVNsg

Seriously. These people seem to think life will always have an “exit server” option

Too easy to kill a man in a fight.

> goes for leg and gets ahold of both.
> not strong enough to take down.
> bullys sits on him and tees off on OPs head.

Thanks Yea Forums

If you dont know how to fight, dont try anything crazy. Just throw some punches. If you start wrestling or kicking or fighting dirty, you're escalating the level of violence in a fight you're probably going to lose.

Sure losing a fight is embarrassing, but not showing at all is a sure fire way to make sure the bully is never going to leave you alone.

Just try to punch FAST in straight lines, and pray to Crom.

why do you need to fight him? what is the backstory?

I recommend a blade if you like prison.

go for the legs but dont fight dirty you gain more respect that way.

throat punch

Do you want to kill him? If not, then don't bring a blade. What's the largest blunt instrument you can bring with you when you leave your house?

there's a guy threatening to kill me at my home? caused me physiological damage. ptsd

Not a sucker punch. But a strike he doesn't expect. When you know a fight is inevitable, there is nothing like a sucker punch really.

Take him to the ground then knock him out.

Don't hit guys with glasses in the eyes.

skateboard i guess.

I'm assuming you can't expect police to help you?

Unless OP is an absolute fucking stick and he’s fighting King Kong, this won’t happen. All he has to do is take the legs and try to sweep the other or drive his weight to knock the other guy off balance and drive him to the ground. It’s not fucking rocket science.

they were here twice when he chimped out on me and were useless. how typical

Okay, that works. Bring it with you whenever you go out if possible. Don't actually swing at him unless you're backed into a corner.

The fight isn't over when he's on the ground, dickface.

OP, is this a fight between men above or below 21? Very different tactics.

Record and post it nigger

Then get fucking snapped in half or choked out. You drop your head in geting a arm around you neck. Then you drive your own face into the dirt too

If you're expecting someone to fight you, why wouldn't you bring a weapon?

Ever heard of ground and pound? You’re literally a fucking head ass. Elbows, knees, fuck it if it’s a street fight, eye pokes.

OP doesn't know shit about fighting. Let's say nobody's gonna stop this fight and op doesn't know how to grapple or throw a punch, what next?

I'm late 20s but skinny androgynous passive person

why is he threatening to kill you? how do you know him?

If he is threatening your life the you can definitely get the police involved. File a restraining order and tell the police he is threatening your life, coming around your home, ect. Also start carrying pepper spray. If the nigger comes out and starts harassing you pepper spray him and then beat him to death with a club or something. Then because the police have a documented history of you trying to get the guy to not kill you they won't take you to jail for horribly maiming/killing him.

Also look up what the law is for standing your ground in whatever state you live in. If the guy is bigger then you are you might have to kill him or be killed.

Throw them into some bushes or onto a rooftop after you knock him out.

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You’ve never fucking trained have you? I’d snap you in half and choke you unconscious. Keep the head on the inside as you go for the takedown. This is the basic shit you learn in wrestling class.

that's good. it means that the police have documented a couple of acts of aggression from him towards you. this will help you out in court once you pepper spray and then murder him.

shoot him

Try not to fight him if possible. If you have to fight him, throw the first punch and throw a lot of them. Don't let up. Keep your chin down. Don't let him get too low on you to allow him to ragdoll you around. Google some basic sprawling and always look to get underhooks on him so he wont have the leverage to slam you around. If he does drop you, tuck your chin in and try to let the earth come to you. If he takes you down and you end up on top, focus on keeping the position not on throwing strikes. Try to grind your elbows on his face and throat, not giving him room to breathe and only throw strikes if there is an opening. If you're one bottom, try to bump out or get your legs around him to jerk him around and have some more control of him. Wrap up his arms, pull down his head, anything to keep him close so that he doesn't have the space to hit you. If you end up on his back, search up what a body triangle is and ride him like a backpack while you throw elbows and looks for a choke. If at any point you hurt him enough and have time to run away, do it. You don't know how the fight will end and you don't want to get fucked up. Fuck ego, fuck pride, don't take any unnecessary brain damage. Just do what is necessary and in the future try not to get into an fights. Good luck OP, we are rooting for you!

I agree, you totally need to bring Bas Rutten to kick his ass for you.

he's bigger, everything he does is slower. you have to stay light on your feet, keep your hands up, and watch every move he throws, the second he begins pulling the punch or kick back in, that's why you can safely go in to hit him. he won't be able to react fast enough because of his weight. if you get hit you can't hesitate. don't fight him on the ground, don't try to trip him, if you can quickly get behind him and put him into a headlock there isn't much he can do. just remember you're faster than him and you need to use that to your advantage

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Sure you could know how to fight but OP doesn't know dick about fighting. Please dont make this thread about you

Then dont fight. 100% chance of losing is pointless. I'll be the first person to admit the golden rule. DONT FIGHT IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL LOSE. unless you know you will gain something like respect or admiration.

No shit the guy never fought befor I'm pretty sure OP was not on the fucking wrestling team. Your telling the poor guy to go in for a fucking spear and then what hope the other guy dies on impact?

You mixed up smart with weak. Real humans have both brain and body for a reason.

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Don’t go for a takedown if you don’t know how to grapple. Like others have said try to avoid the fight especially if it’s your first fight and even more because he is bigger. If you do fight make sure to not commit to much with your punches. Nigs tend to swing like crazy which means you have the chance to get knocked out by an unexpected punch. If he pressures you make sure not to back away straight back. Back off to the outsides and maybe catch him with some jabs. Don’t kick or put yourself in a position to be takendown because that equals death if he’s a psycho nig. Also bodyshots can be just as affective, so if puts his hands up to block don’t be afraid to hit up the body. Good luck.

Actually I think what he was trying to say was to take him to the ground to eliminate the height advantage. And once on the ground he should throw everything he has. I don’t think he means a spear. None of that fake wwe shit. It’s good advice but if the weight and experience advantage is too significant, OP will definitely get his ass whooped

This gif is a bad example of big vs. small. The big guy is a literal drunken hobo and everyone likes to say, 'lawl the nigger went for the bike.' pretty sure that's a weather beaten white guy.

Others have said it, but getting him on the ground is your best bet. Take the knee out from behind or get him to lunge, chase or charge then drop quickly and stick a leg out to trip him.

>Nigs tend to swing like crazy
I seen a guy just like him fight a friend of mine back when I was young skater, I was horrified it was like watching a gorilla attack.

Take a vid OP

That retarded bitch is in a wheelchair

Fake and gay. The round house kick is the fastest way to lose a fight

Sorry I was under the impression OP was stick man not a midget like me I'm 5'9''. Short and stocky can do work on ground but tall and skinny gets worked. And for the other poster I cant say i trained that much i never fantasized about fighting but i had to fight more than wanted.

That’s not even a roundhouse you dumb fuck

fake jab high x2 then double leg their shit, get them on the ground and then pound till KO

Too old for fighting, sounds like hes a dummy, he could kill you to prove how hard he is.

Find another way.

Uppercut to jaw is your best friend. Punch eyes to ruin vision . Sweep leg behind his and trip him then go for kicks . Don't try to mma him and get on top . Fight dirty. Beat of luck friend

Don't fight.

Concentrate on throwing strait punches and lots of them. Keep your mouth closed and your chin down. Good luck

Wanna kill him? Grab his clothes and use a SAMBO throw, which is a hybrid of wrestling and judo. Watch a YouTube video on sambo throws and learn a heel hook. A heel hook in your arsenal should be your last resort. Any untrained person can be extremely dangerous with just a choke and a heel hook. Make him fall on his head on concrete just like that video with those chicano faggots. Don't know how homeboy is still alive.

People underestimate, and at the end of the day you don't want to kick. It's punching and chokes that work. Really basic ones. You'd be surprised you can actually duck someone up. That bitch in the webm? She fell on her spine lower back.

Yeah it is about being big and strong. Get an ugly hit in which is a throw in grappling or a good punch. Or just choke him. The bitch is taking the back.

Wait this is a street fight? There’s not rules in a street fight. Go for the balls. Kick him in the balls and then throw haymakers. If that doesn’t work, attack the eyes and unleash punches on the ground

>This gif is a bad example of big vs. small.
You like this better?

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If you kick me in the nuts and dont knock me out after I'm going to remove something of you and keep it as a trophy. Like a eye or all your teeth or cut a finger off.

Walk up to him with a raging erection and start furiously jacking off at him all the while making sure to keep eye contact with him. He will either leave in disgust or go for you, i which case throw your cum in his eyes.

You should not be fighting if you can't throw him on his head.

You either can outgrapple the guy like a faggot or you have lucky punch.

Yea if he has significantly longer monkey arms you should not take the fight because that reach will kill you. His size plus longer reach will make you a huge underdog. Getting in close for the clinch will most likely get you tossed and staying outside trying to pick him off will be very difficult especially if you don’t have the footwork.

You must not have any fucking balls. Getting kicked there hurts like a bitch. It is a different type of pain that travels up to your stomach. It can bring people to their knees which would allow op to throw haymakers. Unless the big dude is on cocaine or something, he’s definitely going down

You talking Greco or sambo?

You don't have the cardio to ground and pound. The pros use pussy hammerfists

Yeah cry to the police before theres assault charges. I hear that's a felony.

You’ve never seen khabib nurmagomedov. Ground and pound is killer

ye this is the kind of fire I have but like I said I'm a skelly and a stoner.

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No I've been kicked in the nuts twice once by a man once by a woman both time I was not on coke and yes it's horrible but I'll tell you what I waited three days then beat the piss out of the guy and stomped on his nuts so bad one broke apart. I didnt know that could happen but it did. Fighting is karma. You punch they kick, you bring a bat they bring a knife you get a knife the bring a gun. And judging by this guy fighting in late 20's he is not mentally sound.

I don't think it's fake. Shit like that can actually work, but it's risky as fuck, I give you that.

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I agree ground and pound is great and Khabib is a monster but OP has not trained and is facing a bigger man. Going for ground and pound will most likely end up with the OP in a hospital.

From the sound of it, you’re too emotional. One day you’ll meet a technical fighter and be ripped apart.

>guy's been coming to my living environment .

Castle doctrine

I agree kicks can work but in a Street fight you should totally avoid it even if you have trained. If you mess up or he sees the you’re going for the kick it will Most likely end up with you on the ground getting stomped. And the fighter in that gif is one of if not the best strikers in the UFC’s lightweight division so I mean yea it works for him.

>I'm late 20s but skinny androgynous passive person

*sigh* ok so go find a "bear" and offer to give him bj's for protection.

dont show up for the fight but gang up on him later with friends to teach him a lesson

aim for the jaw

What you did to the woman? The falcon punch?

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Make sure that you wear a cup, so that he can't hit YOU in the balls.

Also wear a mouth guard, you don't want to lose any teeth.

What do you think will happen when he recovers? He’ll just jump OP with his crew. Act like a both get treated like a botch.

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I trained muay thai and I don't kick

I've seen that jaw hit in these videos quite a bit. A guy even told me that if you connect with a spot under the chin, anyone, no matter the size, goes down.

A few weeks later, same guy, decides to fuck with this older guy but didn't know he used to bounce. Guy was on the ground in seconds begging to be let go. Old bouncer stared him down hard and kept him there for a minute and then told him to go the fuck home like a boss.

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No, raped her with 7 other guys.

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*like a bitch

Just gotta keep an eye open on the street

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Holy fuck that deer eating is so fucking cute

welcome newfriend

Kick his kneecap on an angle and snap it. Fuck his career up unless you were being a little cunt and induced it but if he was being a nigger about the whole thing then fuck his leg up

wrecked homeless man

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Wrecked monkeyi

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Greentext.

>under the chin, anyone, no matter the size, goes down

anyone who gives advice on how to win a fight guaranteed has never won a real fight. i have seen a real street fight between a taekwondo guy and someone who had no formal training. when the taekwondo guy moved to throw a kick the no nonsense guy just closed the gap between them and held the taekwondo guys leg up. the i dont give a shit about martial arts guy started beating the shit out of the taekwondo guy. it was funny as hell because the taekwondo guy all of a sudden looked like a cripple with one of his legs held high and close to the hip of the other guy. the street fighter guy just throwing punches all over his face and upper body. i guess it is all about how much you want to fight. OP does not seem to have the will to fight if he has to ask for advise.

kung fu monkey!

>newfriend
back when i started browsing Yea Forums had a different administrator

That's because taekwondo, karate, and any "martial art" involving kicking is merely a showy dance. Kicking is the worse thing you could do it a fight. Kicks open you up, put you off balance, and make you prone to a quick counter. And practiced fighter keeps their limbs close to their body and keeps their center of gravity low and wastes for an opportunity to strike a weak point like the wind pipe, the septum, eyes, solar plexus, back of the kneea, and groin. Staying grounded and light on your feet and a well placed jab in those locations (especially the wind pipe) will bring anyone down. And protecting those on yourself is just as important as hitting them on your opponent.
When you kick you make yourself so vulnerable to being controlled, all you have to do is move with the leg by either out right grabbing it or spinning with it then grabbing it then using it to bring him down and place a knee in his back while maintaining control of the leg.

Karate is a joke.

>I'm late 20s but skinny androgynous passive person
Yeah don't fight. You will lose and possibly die.

Kicks can be effective. Leg kicks can mangle an opponent, but you need to have the fight IQ and be trained to use them effectively. OP don’t be a dumbass and try to do anything flashy. Stick with punches

Fight me and ill punch you in the fucking liver see how that feels

How'd you get on Yea Forums, inmate

Remember to breathe

>get kicked in nuts after leaving party by bitch I used to date
>petite little brunette, about 19 at the time
>gonna make this bitch pay .jpg
>follow her for about a month getting down her routine
>who does she talk to?
>when can I find her alone?
>me and my bros grab her and take her to deserted parking
>kill poodle to death
>hit her 5 or 6 times in face and body
>take turns hitting that sweet teen pussy
>wreck asshole, no lube
>this goes on for close to 40 mins or so
>eyes absolutely dead by the time we’re finished
I was convinced we’d be caught? But that was over 2 years ago, so lucky me. Looked kinda like pic related.

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You deserve to be kicked in the hours repeatedly until they fall off because of repeated impact trauma.

Either surprise him or wear him out, but I doubt you'll be in a scenario were you can wear him out. Remember they're limbs are longer so they will be slower and will have more predictable punches.

Attack joints.

Look up the hand to hand combat techniques in military manuals.

They train military to deal the most damage in the least amount of movement possible.

Hit him in the nose as hard as you can. His eye will water and you can either take him apart or run like hell.

Yeah okay, buddy. Save the imaginary story time for later.

She hasn’t posted to insta fab, or twitter in over a year. lol I hope I ruined her life.

meant to say fb

Drop her insta

stretch a few minutes ahead of time.

don't bother with kicks as you're just going to telegraph what you're doing. stay upright and don't look him in the eyes.. just focus on the chest between the shoulders and you'll be able to see where punches are coming that way. anticipate everything and block by using the least amount of energy. fighting is a race against fatigue. you can easily win this. wear something baggy like a hoodie to slow down any hits to the body you take and curl up when you know you're getting a body shot. he'll waste a lot of energy punching through that .

if the fight gets in close or to grappling, go for the eyes. don't poke, push through... nothing makes the other guy re-evaluate the situation like the threat of permanent blindness.

other option, if the fight gets real close is to put pressure with your palm on his nose, pushing upward from the nostrils.. he'll think his nose is going into his brain...it can't, but it's a good way to win almost immediately.

next, try to rip off an ear. you'll have to "tough it up" and just grab and rip.

i don't know what your martial arts skill is , but if you have none whatsoever, counter with haymakers.. don't box if you don't know how to.

aside from that, godspeed.

go for the jaw and soft tissue or a throat punch. if you can hit the same place over and over, do so, as opposed to changing it up.

kidney shots are very painful.