Who sucks their own dick?

Selfsucking with a girl would be the hottest thing

A literal god.

definitely would have loved to if I was still that flexible. a lot of potential for fun there

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When I was a teenager I could. Used to be able to get the entire head of my dick and a bit of shaft into my mouth.
It gave me stretch marks on the middle of my back though, my mom noticed them and took me to see a dermatologist. Doctor was stumped...apparently.

I still wonder to this day if he'd seen it before and knew I was cumming in my own mouth every night

>Shit was so cash
>Wish I could still do it
>Tried to recently and stretched for several days every evening to limber up, still couldn't

Had a friend with stretch marks on his back. Said they were "from bad posture"
>Now I know the truth

based cum slut

I still have regular dreams about being able to do it. I want to suck cock but in my dreams it's always my own. weird

deepthroat

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Do they horizontally across the middle of his back or vertically?

Yes indeed I am

I used to dream about it all the time too! That's why I used to try and do it so much, I only ended up getting there once puberty really kicked hard and I lost a lot of puppy fat, no gut in the way I could blow myself all day

Dammmm I could never get right to the balls, not because of the gag reflex just because I could never stretch that far

i'll never forget how fucking weird this guys shoes looked

Horizontal on his back toward the sides a few inches above hip bones if I recall correctly

Mine were in the exact middle of my back, where most of the bending happens. Who knows though maybe he's got a different position or technique lmao

Does he look like the type to blow himself? Is he skinny? Because fatso's will not able to autofell8

I think they're some sort of novelty / clown shoes lol

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Sounds like my back lol I get past the tip and tongue has almost reached balls

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Your mouth is just past the tip and your tongue reaches your balls?! How short is your dick?!

That just sounds like being lazy and sitting around too much, or slouching when standing up.
If they were higher up it might be different.

So maybe he really was telling the truth? Well that's not as fun...

Not just past the tip, I've been blowing myself for a decade lol I'm 7 inches and about half way down with my lips

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My bad I read your post wrong, good job though, I'd kill to still be able to do it

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I doubt half these newfags even know who moot is

Admit it, if you could suck your own dick, you wouldn't be reading this you'd be sucking you own dick

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tfw you can do this but are still incel

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Hot

I could in my teens. lack of training and gaining some weight done me in. Used to be able to deepthroat myself, when I warmed up and pulled myself in. In combo with dildo or fingerplay, some of my best orgasm (squirting out of my nose was hot!)

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ahhh good times, back when I could smd.

I put on weight too, lost it all now though, gonna get on some stretching and yoga to get back into self sucking again. Beats jerking off 100 fold

The only times I've cum from just a blowjob alone, were when it was a self-blowjob

Any more pics of girls humiliating that self-sucker?

Because most of the left has pedophile relatives doing it for them?

I used to be able to get the head in but no more and I just don't fold by the chest where these guys do. Oh, well.

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I like those too. Can we recruit some females to pose with some pics from this thread?

All the other pic's don't hold a candle to Mr. Autofellatio. He is legend.

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How did these come to be anyway?

Itt we are absolutely fucking degenerates

story plox

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bump!

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I can't, but still trying.

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never give up

>the name on the poster behind him

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I did a couple times when in my early teens. Was breddy gud, but I lost the flexibility and determined that fapping was almost as good for much less discomfort and effort.

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I wish

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i jacked off to your vids on xhamster. thanks for linking them last thread

Been there, done that. I'm not as thin or as flexible as I once was. It wasn't easy to get myself to that point, but eventually I did and even came directly into my own mouth. It was more like a personal dare than anything. I did it several times. I kind of wish I could do that again. Not likely to happen. Biggest problem, though, is the inability of have the tongue on the bottom side of the dick. That's where it feels great. So basically, I ended up jerking off into my mouth rather than effectively sucking myself off.

can't reach the dick unfortunately but I've cum in my mouth and face several times
it feels amazing but the shame is hard to get by though.. any tips?

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Keep doing it. The shame fades away. At the end of the day, it's all about taking care of your own needs.

not sure what my needs are in that regard..

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Half of these motherfuckers can't see their dicks.