voice thread
i will say literally anything
here is me.
Voice thread
Benjamin Young
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Alexander Wood
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i like it in the ass just like in the picture
Sebastian Myers
Ethan Foster
could you please read the navy seal copypasta getting more aggressive as you go What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Nolan Parker
You sound like an Asian who was raised in Texas. I love it
Juan Cruz
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thanks i guess lmaoo
Robert Long
I was at one point in time in love with you, but now I'd rather suck off my roommate than touch you, you horrid cunt
Carter Morales
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you actually sending that to a someone?
Nolan Robinson
What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.
Camden Rogers
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, 'cause his father boxes
So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin'
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal 'til he broke my nose
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin' me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honky!"
The principal walked in and started helping him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin' my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt
I'm gettin' you back bully! Now once and for good
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
And beat him over the head with it 'til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot
Made it home later that same day
Started reading the comics, and suddenly everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was trying to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin', "What are you on, drugs??
Look at you, you're gettin' blood all over my rug!"
She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry son" "Shut up you cunt!"
I said, "Fuck it!" took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
Jayden Garcia
poopity scoop
Nathan Lee
Yep, thanks mate.
Caleb Edwards
nghh!! fuck! the potato salad is squirming so much inside my asshole!
KIMOCHI!!! AAAHHHHH!!
Tyler Rogers
10/10
Hunter Hughes
Thomas Robinson
And that's how I met your mother.
Lucas Gray
Ryan, Sean we need to get these gucci masks quick before the movie comes out, were running out of time from zero.
Jason Edwards
Suck my fucking dick nic
Wyatt Garcia
fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck jannies
also checked
Zachary Morales
awesome bro
Nicholas Rogers
Isaiah Stewart
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fucking good idea
Owen Baker
"side effects may include drowsiness and loss of appetite"
Justin Howard
sorry guys i tried to rap that song like 20 times. im back now
Hudson Roberts
can you moan?
Christian Gonzalez
I will fuck emily's little jew ass to death
Asher Bailey
I LOVE COCK BALL TORTURE AND LIL ROTTEN EGGS
Jordan Miller
Hey Bro, why weren’t you in school today?
Mom said you stayed home sick but I don’t think that was really the problem. I heard some of the older students talking and I know that a bunch of them were making fun of you for still being a virgin. They’re assholes and you shouldn’t even let them bother you… but on the other hand, maybe I should just help you take care of your problem so they can’t make fun of you anymore? I’m sure you’ve heard I’ve got kind of a slutty reputation around school, I’ve touched a lot of dicks already, why shouldn’t I touch yours? Have you ever had a girl touch your cock before? I can tell by the tent you’re pitching that the idea is turning you on, I’m going to just pull out your cock. Wow Bro, you’ve got a nice cock, I’m going to just put it in my mouth a little bit to see if you like that. But you know, none of this really counts, you’ll have to put it in my pussy if you really want to not be a virgin anymore. We have to be quiet though, I told mom we were playing video games to cheer you up.
Brandon Watson
Hey Bro, why weren’t you in school today?
Mom said you stayed home sick but I don’t think that was really the problem. I heard some of the older students talking and I know that a bunch of them were making fun of you for still being a virgin. They’re assholes and you shouldn’t even let them bother you… but on the other hand, maybe I should just help you take care of your problem so they can’t make fun of you anymore? I’m sure you’ve heard I’ve got kind of a slutty reputation around school, I’ve touched a lot of dicks already, why shouldn’t I touch yours? Have you ever had a girl touch your cock before? I can tell by the tent you’re pitching that the idea is turning you on, I’m going to just pull out your cock. Wow Bro, you’ve got a nice cock, I’m going to just put it in my mouth a little bit to see if you like that. But you know, none of this really counts, you’ll have to put it in my pussy if you really want to not be a virgin anymore. We have to be quiet though, I told mom we were playing video games to cheer you up.
Jonathan Ross
Hudson Cox
mmmh, I love it when you rub peanut butter all over me and let your 5 chihuahuas lick it off.
Benjamin Rivera
Could you say the UBW chant?
Like,as edgy and ebic as you can
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
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kinda like this
Carter Morris
you're awesome bro thanks
Jayden Brown
Wyatt Rivera
say "hurensohn ich fick deine mutter"
Henry Thompson
Dam that moaning is hot af, can u call me a whore and tell me to take your dick
Carter Gomez
Ew wtf that voice is gross
Evan Walker
Op is a big gey boye and i wanna succ his dingdong
David Young
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors
Bentley Richardson
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great work op
Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them Billy niggas, and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they shooting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
No KB, you a loser nigga, up that Uzi nigga
On the stoop, crills in my draws, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case a nigga throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad hoe, she a bad hoe
I'ma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Mason Brooks
Benjamin Roberts
Fuck you Matthieu
Jordan Walker
"quit eating you fat bitch. You'd be doable if you weren't so fucking fat. Quit eating. Get on the fucking treamill Marissa."
Feel free to adlib. I'd appreciate it.
Oliver Watson
geh schlafen kanakenkind
Charles Price
Carson Fisher
weird hearing someone from Yea Forums's voice, to be honest I forget you lot are real people
Isaiah Wright
Nathan Mitchell
Anyone have a link to that Yea Forums archive with all the college nudes in it? It was sorted by college too if that helps and i haven't been able to find it
Ryan Perry
Alexander Jenkins
Nathan Ward
>kanakenkind
du aidskranker hodenkobold
Michael Moore
say "ay conchetumare mi pichula"
Charles Rivera
thank you anone
Nolan Jenkins
Say " I'd fuck me so hard Lucy"
Adrian Scott
I love you user.
Liam Perez
Wyatt Foster
Michael Campbell
You're welcome.
As a fat Marissa myself I hope she starts working out
Adam Gray
You rocks man :
Can you say :
Matthieu you will be become a beautiful girl, I have trust in you and your weirds ideas
Isaac Mitchell
read everything in the pic please
Jeremiah Jenkins
I'm a perfectly healthy white alpha male, but when it comes to big black bulls with their big black cocks I must surrender. They own our beautiful white women and will shoot their superior semen straight into their wombs.
Whitebois like me simply cannot compete.
Jason Allen
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yourewelcome user
Xavier Ortiz
Andrew Gonzalez
Say " put your meat on my meat"
Blake Morris
Thanks man
Carter Long
Gabriel James
Ethan Sullivan
nice voice user. please say:
Kristen I want you back but please go get those iron beef curtains chopped off your cunt first.
Dylan Wright
Can you do this in your loli voice?
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Easton Turner
Man I'm outclassed.
Nicholas Adams
It's single piece of paper that says nigger faggot
Evan Edwards
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stuttering was intentional for comedic affect
Brandon Lopez
Jack Flores
oops wrong link
forgot what i said but do more things
Aiden Morales
Say " Delilah, can I be your boyfriend?"
Henry Stewart
Can you just say "I love you"
Jacob Mitchell
Could you read this?
Nolan Gonzalez
Nathaniel Jackson
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Unless you're a commie
Aiden Reyes
"Women are robots created by the govermnent to give the masses illusory goals to strive for so, keeping them busy and complacent, so they don't realize that the banks and private interest groups are stealing all our dubs"
William Ramirez
Hey OP.
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Joshua Moore
"No GF"
Jeremiah Torres
Kayden Cox
Jonathan Russell
Austin Cook
Trips confirm! Thx!
Levi Wood
Oh wrong one. But believe for a second it's real and keep working goy
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Xavier Adams
The fish.
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Grayson Diaz
Thx as well!
James Russell
Kevin Hall
"I'm big billy the biggest big billy. You boop me and i" and then make a sound like someone is shooshing you while you go "mrr"
Joshua Diaz
"Where do bad folks go when they die?"
Anthony Turner
that fuckin cat
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Colton Ward
Birds are fractal imagination
Chase Phillips
The fish.
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David Wood
Carter Robinson
The Fish.
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Angel Anderson
no problem :)
Chase Nguyen
The fish.
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Also hey, how about I try this one too.
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Jordan Diaz
Feel bad you guys have no requests
I want you to make your best videogame character grunts
Aaron Jones
emily's got a great set of kike tits, and she's going to show them off for the whole world to see, the whore
David Smith
its cool. a lot of the time these threads cant even get started.
i'll take what i can get
also this:
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Thread seems to be dying soon. hit up my discord if you guys wanna hear more of me
nice to meet you the fish and cute loli girl
discord: Griffyin#1396
James Turner
The Fish.
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Christian Hill
Say "Ugh I hate Molly so much. She is such a slut."
Austin Davis
Thread can't die yet
Levi White
Nice to meet you too! Saved the big billy one.
Bentley Campbell
"Let me turn your prostate inside out faggot"
Adrian Reyes
say "I'm here to bump rocks and tickle pickles till dawn"
Chase Johnson
ur right. now theres more people again
Chase Thompson
"YOU CANT IGNORE MY GIRTH. IGNORE IT AT YOUR OWN PERIL. MY GIRTHINESS WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES."
Nathaniel Gutierrez
please user before you go
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good. Mexico is your daddy.
Mason Hall
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Let it LIVE
Aaron Lopez
Bless
Ryder Flores
Big yikes to this particular thread and these particular voices.
Easton Brown
neat!
Michael Roberts
Nathan Flores
Snyder loves baby dick plz.
Thomas Phillips
Not gonna listen to that.
Oliver Williams
Elijah Young
Why do you waste your time this way
Go find a better thread oh wait
Carter Hall
can you give me a good hardy laugh, take a breath then say "Stupid nigger"
Kayden Wilson
There
Ethan Wilson
Sebastian Hall
Oh spicy fresh from Reddit.
I like you, kid. Stick around and you might learn something.
Angel Miller
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It's shit enjoy
Isaiah Parker
2/10 b8
made me reply
Jordan Baker
Luis Sanders
"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter"
Gavin Davis
god bless you user,
you made my day
Carson White
A star is a luminous sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity. The nearest star to Earth is the Sun. Many other stars are visible to the naked eye from Earth during the night, appearing as a multitude of fixed luminous points in the sky due to their immense distance from Earth. Historically, the most prominent stars were grouped into constellations and asterisms, the brightest of which gained proper names. Astronomers have assembled star catalogues that identify the known stars and provide standardized stellar designations. However, most of the stars in the Universe, including all stars outside our galaxy, the Milky Way, are invisible to the naked eye from Earth. Indeed, most are invisible from Earth even through the most powerful telescopes.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
Parker Martinez
Anthony Young
made me laugh, thank you and god bless
Cooper Butler
Oliver Hall
Zachary Russell
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Practicing my how it's made voice
Aiden Scott
The fish.
I struggle with this one, even most long paragraphs of read dialogue.
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Charles Lewis
All three of you are killing it
Tyler King
Jackson Reyes
>user,don't care if they won't go,i'm going to the movies with you best friend
Please say this, i had a horrible day and i need this
Adrian Turner
That was Dave Choe. Is that Cheung? Looks like that arm he posted of him after he fell in rock climbing or something. Like legit you think me mentioning you changes that you gave your daughter and you, that's you two in that image I'm sure, HIV. Man, go away. I don't want it stop making me mention it. Just go away. Read the headline. We're just bored people. Not interested victims.
Nathaniel Butler
The fish.
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James Torres
You still validate this kind of conduct, Dave. Can't have you. Chavez out. I'm making this up, btw. But you guys did give yourselves all HIV. Just to pay rent. I mean Rent. I mean Warner Bros. I mean Jav HD.
Robert Thomas
>saved
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everything will be okay my guy
Joseph Watson
Thank you,you made my shitty day a lot better
Angel Cooper
Jeremiah Martinez
Luis Jones
Thank you all,i needed that
Connor Adams
Okay, I'll bite.
Say: I don't have a reason to believe this is actually happening. I don't need to believe that this could actually happen to me. There aren't rules like this in the law. The reasons I believe myself are in the bible. Like my mom raised me to believe. Too bad I don't actually hae to exist to make people upset, though. It sucks to be you.
That holds for both of us. Don't dawn on Sawtelle tomorrow just to cry about it. They know you're up to no good with them now just for pussy. Have fun with the rest of your VIHRAL experience. Good night. Also get off my listener. I don't need you guys repeating that shit. If you can't read in off kernel, you'll get caught up anyway. You want to live, not die. Go away. Also, fuck korea. All you look like men. And are men. Genetically. And genomically. That just may be all of Asia, though.
Jonathan Mitchell
>dat weapons-grade 'tism
Asher Lee
Any time, user. Fuck normies anyways
Sebastian Miller
This is a good thing.
Mason Bailey
say: FUCK NIGGERS
Grayson Powell
Hello, please give me a penectomy
Jordan Lee
The fish.
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Sebastian Jackson
David Lewis
Aiden Wright
Could you do this?
Tis true without lying, certain & most true.
That which is below is like that which is above & that which is above is like that which is below to do the miracles of one only thing
And as all things have been & arose from one by the meditation of one: so all things have their birth from this one thing by adaptation.
The Sun is its father, the moon its mother, the wind hath carried it in its belly, the earth is its nurse.
The father of all perfection in the whole world is here.
Its force or power is entire if it be converted into earth.
Separate thou the earth from the fire, the subtle from the gross sweetly with great industry.
It ascends from the earth to the heaven & again it descends to the earth & receives the force of things superior & inferior.
By this means you shall have the glory of the whole world
& thereby all obscurity shall fly from you.
Its force is above all force. For it vanquishes every subtle thing & penetrates every solid thing.
So was the world created.
From this are & do come admirable adaptations whereof the means (or process) is here in this. Hence I am called Hermes Trismegist, having the three parts of the philosophy of the whole world
That which I have said of the operation of the Sun is accomplished & ended.
Your voice is AMAZIN'!
Nathaniel Gonzalez
This reply is just silence.
Michael Butler
I might as well request something if one of you can
say: iCarly is a fucking redneck
Jason Wilson
Nathaniel Nguyen
Also I'm just glad you didn't get it too, man. These pics are hard to get. Hate to hear that you make me say these things, anyway, though. And not what you heard. What the Wutang said.
Henry Young
This reply is silence
Adrian Brown
he's right OP.
William Jenkins
It's not OP, just some literal autist trying to minorly inconvenience people.
Charles Price
Jack Torres
Say "im in love with girls that shit and smears it all around her ass while finger themselves"
Jonathan Davis
Also silence
OP might've left expect only silence
Bentley Perez
William Perry
The fish
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Brayden Kelly
OP here
i didnt post the silent link
im here but slow cuz im doin other shit
Ayden Bell
Fantastic, thanks for reciting the Emerald Tablet lad.
I like the translation made by Newton.
Cheers, made my night a lot better.
Jeremiah Walker
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Levi Davis
Perfect
Aaron Sanchez
Tyler Hill
Nolan Murphy
Aaron Roberts
The fish.
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Thomas Foster
Shakespeare. Great choice
Elijah Lewis
Excellent thread, made my night.
Nathan Brooks
we had goldfish and they circled around and around
in the bowl on the table near the heavy drapes
covering the picture window and
my mother, always smiling, wanting us all
to be happy, told me, 'be happy Henry!'
and she was right: it's better to be happy if you
can
but my father continued to beat her and me several times a week while
raging inside his 6-foot-two frame because he couldn't
understand what was attacking him from within.
my mother, poor fish,
wanting to be happy, beaten two or three times a
week, telling me to be happy: 'Henry, smile!
why don't you ever smile?'
and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the
saddest smile I ever saw
one day the goldfish died, all five of them,
they floated on the water, on their sides, their
eyes still open,
and when my father got home he threw them to the cat
there on the kitchen floor and we watched as my mother
smiled
Ayden Hall
I know it's not you.
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Brayden Wood
The fish.
Shamefully bad.
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I need more practice with my long speech.
Nicholas Stewart
Only thing that helped me get better at long recordings was learning when to take breaths. I find i stumble over words or mispronounce them when im short on breath
Logan Bailey
Short or not, I fumble on words with and without breath.
Jace Rivera
sounds great to me.
Landon King
Just takes time. You're doing fine, aside from your mic quality being meh but hey whos isn't here amirite
Jacob Wilson
twas a great thread
This gunna be one of the last few i do. gotta eat some food soon
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wat is this
you should try rapping. learning when to inhale and things like that are much harder in rap songs. so its good practice
Jace Butler
all things must come to an end. Do 1 once a week user, I'd look forward to this.
Chase Sanchez
owo what's this
Jace Bell
That's good advice. I'm trying to learn how to battle rap currently to overcome my fear of public speaking. Good thread OP, g'night!
Caleb Jones
sure!
look out for any vocaroo thread
i'll be there
Jason Ward
Landon Foster
hell yeah. keep working dude!
unless i have 1 or 2 final requests im done.
goodnight everyone
Angel Sanders
Use a picture you value (piece of art etc) so ik it's you.
I really like to listen to poetry for example and it's hard to get a good narrator.
Anyway, thank you for the thread, great thing to end the day.
Isaac Thompson
And that poem was from Bukowski. Great poem.
David Stewart
It's Rock hard Rick coming at you live from big boy square. On today's meaty forecast, we've got showers of cum, actual cats and dogs, and an utter assload of absolute beasts.
Christopher Williams
alright thats a good one to end on. ABANDON THREAD
my discord again: Griffyin#1396
Tyler Peterson
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Sorry the quality sounds awful at high volume
Liam Thompson
Have you ever thought about replacing cr1tikal or something like damn
Or just recording your voice and doing stupid shit in game lobbies while doing some idle shit like cs surfing like racooneggs because it sounds like you could just reel in cash like that
Jordan Anderson
So long good bread of Yea Forums.
Ryder Sanders
Nobody can make the word doodoo sound as majestic as cr1tikal
Lucas Russell
Great, quality is good.
Blake Price
What's the point of these threads?
Luke Campbell
Samuel Collins
art
Jason Edwards
to say things for other people.
Jonathan Lopez
To give wannabe voice actors a place to practice, for fun, sometimes for trolling other people on voicechats. Really depends on the requests
Tyler Kelly
say: this is all i am and all i will ever be this is all i am and all i will ever be this is all i am and all i will ever be this is all i am and all i will ever be this is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever bethis is all i am and all i will ever be
Cameron Long
Here's a reading of a poem by Mr.Woodard
Charles Gonzalez
I want to suck your cock, John... Please?!
Elijah Campbell
>"When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book....The fist time I saw her, with her hands on her knee...how do I say this...I had a boner..." -
John Nguyen
I apologize for the shit tier mic
Mason Howard
Austin Taylor
good enough for a shit tier website
John Torres
You're the reason I stopped doing threads
Oliver Green
Jonathan Rogers
kek
Tyler Torres
say "bend over for God!"
Eli Scott
Asher Williams
Jesus Christ, his peen turned into E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.
Thanks for ruining my childhood, O.P.
Camden Hall
Ok kira
Jonathan Robinson
"In a cruel and wicked world, the boldest thing you can be is kind"
Matthew Williams