This man walks up to your girlfriend and grabs her asshole

Err... Just a wild guess!

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grab his ass
assert dominance

>he is my girlfriend
>grabbed his own asshole
Babe you ok?

How exactly does one grab an asshole. Unless there's some sort of anal prolapse, it's impossible to grab a hole.

You can stick fingers in it, shove fists in it, insert foreign objects in it, but you can't grab it.

It is negative space. Negative, like the thought you put into your stupid copy-pasta...

That would imply I would ever have one.

How the fuck do you even grab an asshole? How do wrap your hand around a literal hole?

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Hit him in the back of the head

I'd grab him by the asshole and ask where he gets his roids

Would you suck his finger clean?

Yer doin' it wrong...

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This guy gets it.

Because I watch gay porn. Does that amuse you? Half the threads on Yea Forums are literally pictures of dicks, dudes rating eachothers dicks and other dudes dressed as girls showing their dicks while closet faggots jack off to them. Is being gay supposed to be a secret these days?

This guy doesn't

An asshole isn't negative space. It's like a donut but where there is only a hole when it's just been gaped. You need to go practice grabbing your asshole you unskilled pleb.

I would compliment him for his ability to defy the laws of geometry and being able to grasp a hole.

I don't make it a practice of fondling my own asshole, fag.

Why? Are you scared you'll suddenly start being attracted to men and need to suck some dick? Mate it's 2019 get a fucking grip. of your asshole. Faggot just do it, you'll enjoy it.

Is trouble time

Mate, it's 2019, forcing someone into a sexual act they do not wish to be a part of is rape.

You sir, are an rapist.

Faggots have always amused me, in a macabre sort of way

Pretend not to see it and see how she reacts and then decide what i do, its really her problem and not mine.

poke him with a needle and watch him deflate, then take m'lady back to my mancave
>*tips fedora*

Switch places with her

Grab his asshole too

Good. Hetero men never amused anyone.

privileged cis scum it's 2019. Rapist shaming is bigoted and narrowminded you fucking facist nazi pig.

How do you grab an asshole?

Grab his asshole

offer up my bussy

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You ignorant privileged individual! It's 2019 and you assuming I'm cis and not one of the infinite other genders is what is destroying society. I would normally call you names in this sentence, however doing so may cause offense if I use an incorrect pronoun.

No, then it would have my dna too

Pc fag

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I'll have you know that I'm on a mac.

In refusing to use any pronoun you're not acknowledging my existence. Your invalidation of me is a form of psychological rape also and you've triggered my ptsd. You're a really bad person.

And your neighbours dogs. Amirite?

silence, SJ cuck. nobody wants you here, or anywhere else. you can't have ptsd if you've never had trauma.

Stop opressing me. Every day is a trauma worse than war when you're a non binary- gender fluid, sex positive, pan sexual wolfkin in a cis white male dominated world. Also not my president.