Guess my exact bra size and i'll take the shirt off

39D

His name is Robert Paulson

What is name?

you'd better stay here for the next 45 minutes and keep guessing

it'll be time well-spent for sure!

you win, congrats

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Post or fuck off cancerboy.

38 DDD

You have hairy arms yet feminine hands

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Great.

Can this attention-starved autism 404 now?

No?

Oh, we've got another 90 minutes of lonely boys begging for requests to come?

Ok then.

Fucking hell, I hate this place.

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14?

damn

Look I'm not like the other guys here who are assholes but if your willing g to give a try I'll be your bf

I know you

>implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Foreveralone Station

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That has the be the ugliest set of tits, ugly set of hairy arms and hands with stubby, ugly fingers. I am sorry for you. Please find solace in a canine sex partner because even I would not be as desperate enough to fuck you.

noice!

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>inb4 footfags
>inb4 "write CONNOR on ur tits 4 me!"
>inb4 an hour of desperate lonely cringe

You fail to realize you have more hair on your chest as a female than I do as a male. Take your disgusting Italian tits and go fuck a horse.

Great tits, thanks for those.

dirty fo G
34g

now show diddies

cringe

>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM PUTTIN THE BITCH IN HER PLACE LOL

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Son, you might be legit retarded.

wow op actually delivered

then what's my first name?

Smooth

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Russell.

>Yea Forums sees a single picture of a random pair of tits on the internet
>loses their collective fucking mind for two hours

Jesus Christ, you lonely embarrassments.

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Thank you my dear, you have very nice boobies

Please more

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I know how hard it cen be to find random pictures of tits on the internet. You'd better stay here and keep begging.

This is, after all, as close as you're ever going to get to actual human female contact.

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if you tell me your social security number i'll share my sex tape

It's only been 20 minutes. There are worse threads for you to make this post in. Just stop bumping this and let it 404 because it's completely useless. I really wish whores would stop blogging here and treating this place like Twitter.

>wat is sage?

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Ehm... You seem to not be good at paying attention to the thread and reading, do you have aspbergers of the hands?

what are you trying to say to me?

Sage is a perennial, evergreen subshrub, with woody stems, grayish leaves, and blue to purplish flowers.

Most people here don't know about sage any more. They're just here to jerk off to facebook photos.

Shave your arm hair

lets play another game

It's really not even worth it to sage on Yea Forums anymore. Some of these threads are fucking immortal and this board has slowed down a lot, page 10 is no longer a death sentence. This thread hasn't budged from Page 1 since it started.

for fucks sake you sad incel faggots
she's been gone for half an hour
let it go

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Sooo...no pussy pics then?

YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP HOPING, SON

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for once, OP wasnt' a faggot. nice work femanon. thanks for the tits

Shave your fucking arms Amanda

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Damn you win too OP top tier knockers

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SHE'S LONG SINCE GONE, YOU LONELY EMBARRASSMENTS

YOU MISSED YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO TALK TO A REAL LIVE GIRL

bitch has a fucking timestamp retard

yelling at the kid from an hour ago

Impressive tits OP.

If we guess the size of your cunt can we see it too?

jesus fucking christ....
it just doesn't end

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Feel free to fuck off

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if y'all think my arms are too hairy i can't even imagine showing you my pussy

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Kik?

Holy shit, are you my dad?

>so lonely
>please respond

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Show

Go lose some weight, Jesus Christ.

Autism

HH

That's right, Alpha Bro. You tell that bitch who's boss.

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WELCOME TO AN HOUR AGO, BABY EINSTEIN

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Prep the harpoons boys

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I don't mind..

Shave ur chest orangotang

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Fuck off dweeb

MAN THE HARPOONS BOYS.

lopsidedandhairy/10.

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please stop

y'all couldn't i was fat from the fact that i'm posting nudes to Yea Forums? sad

Right, I'm out.
You stay here.

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Hairy aint scary.

>i'm too cool to see tits
no need to overcompensate user. stfu, wait and see if OP actually delivers and in this case close the tab and go throw up

Bigger question is, how big is your cunt? 2, 3, 4 fingers? Or a fist full?

Consider pulling your ass cheeks apart and showing me the hairy hole that your poop comes out of.

A whole midget.

Yea Forumstards, the world is about to never be the same. Take cover.

why would you do that to yourself. have some self respect.

honestly it's hilarious how easily it is string you all along for over an hour with two nude images of an incredibly mediocre (verging on ugly/cowish) woman

and for everyone who wants this thread to die, you know that you extend its miserable existence every time you reply to insult either me or some of the bored and/or horny guys who for some reason want to see more of my hideous, fat body

i have to go grocery shopping now so that i can binge eat and get so fat that i explode, and then come home to cry over my pathetic attempt at self validation through Yea Forums. then my husband will come home and demand dinner, going to bed immediately after because the thought of fucking me is miserable for him, too.

Op I think you are pretty and you boobs are amazing. Will you show me that sexy ass pussy?

Go on

Join Discord
/aFVUT8v

E-Girls and Boys, Nudes, Lewds, Boipussy (Traps/Femboys), Memes and the potential to get mod just from posting.

Also but not limited to....

E-Sex, Dropbox, Megafiles, Vola, Meetups, VC, Links, Snapchat adds and more!

Reminder (Talk if you want to get pleb roles removed)
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Gay

OH GOD

THE SMELL OF LONELY DESPERATION IN THIS THREAD IS FUCKING INTENSE

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Nice essay dude. But there's a tiny, sad flaw in your logic - almost as tiny and sad as your peenie. You hang shit on threads like this when Andy Sixx and Spiderman threads are on the board and soooooo entertaining. Enjoy grocery shopping you witless knob-cheese.

Pop the zit on your left tit.

that's not a zit, it's probably cancer though

this entire fucking thread is cancer

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>my pathetic attempt at self validation through Yea Forums
kek you see it too? if you want retards to worship your subpar body (because you're also retarded) go find a 3rd world forum where they have no standards.
>i have to go grocery shopping now
how about hitting the gym instead and then a fucking pharmacy to buy some razors?
>because the thought of fucking me is miserable for him, too
noo. all guys want to fuck out of shape girls who are drowning in self pity instead of actually doing something about it.
stfu and take some responsibility instead of waiting around for someone to force you or like whatever the fuck you are.

You know what a nipple is right?

Everyone is talking about how her arms are hairy. She is obviously Hispanic or something close to it. Its a genetic trait.

Just shut your flapping face fannies and enjoy the cringefest or if it's not to your fancy then you can always leave the thread instead of whining like a woman on the blob.

Be amerifag.
On the blob? What does that even fucking mean.

True words, user.

It's british incel cringe for tampon.

Thanks for the incel lingo lesson user.

There's a fucking whitehead to the left of the nipple on her aereola

oi, me mum's from up midlands way n tought me good 'n propa 'bout creepy yob slang

OH GOD NOW YOU CAN NEVER MARRY HER
YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO TRUE HAPPINESS

I love hairy pussy. Please give us a peek.

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>SO LONELY
>PLEASE RESPOND
>THIS IS ALL I HAVE

Being direct can be good or bad. I cant tell with this post.

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pls no bully

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Alright, newfags. Listen up.

There is only one proper response to any poster who hints they are a woman: Tits or gtfo.

One hundred twenty responses here. Ctrl-F "gtfo". No hits.

You faggots sicken me.

Hey Alpha,

Welcome to the thread, Big Boy.

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Means menstrating.
>british incel cringe for tampon.
Not quite. It means her fanny is excreting blobs of uteral lining and blood as well as vaginal mucus.
>incel
Don't project, mate, I will deck you.

That watermark and everything huh. Also dubs.

Neither of these negates my comment.
You suck.

I will deck you... Hmmm.

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Well then, you stay here and demand that that worthless slut whore bitch shows you tits or gets the fuck out.

She's sure to be impressed by your alpha arrogance and will totally hold hands with you at the mall after school.

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>you suck
Damn. What a fucking life ender.

12

Oi y u getin lairy tho m8? Aint u that kid from me little bros school wot got told off for avin a wank in PE and pissed imself when the teacher shouted at yer? ye haha that was u gimpboi u callin my bro a liar? ill fuckin deck u mate

Yea Forums - fat bitches and saggy tits

push your tits together sweetheart

Saggy? Are you serious?

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INCEL FIGHT

GO

OP, I like your tits. And your ass. I would like to see more.

Nah I just wanted to use that image.

Come at me u gimp ill smash ur dik in den u'll probs run n tell yer ma wen shes bak frm sellin her dirty gash for crack money and games fer yer ps1 hahaha u gyppo

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What is your kik username?

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That's fine, Yea Forumsoys, but you know I'm right.
Yea Forums consists of rituals. Call and response, like an old negro work song.
It's the rituals that keep us alive, keep us strong.
Every day people post saying, why does Yea Forums suck so bad now?
And you know that, while Yea Forums was never any good, it is threads like this one here that they are talking about.
"Oh, I'm a femanon and I want to make you boys do my bidding."
The Yea Forums of yore would have responded "Tits or gtfo" and put her in her place.
You rooty-poos played along with her game, let her have control, and then let her turn you against me, just a Yea Forumstard trying to find my Yea Forumsros.
I guess it's true, anons. You really can't go home again.

>lonelyincel2003
hmu

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That fucking filename.

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Wow what the fuck is this thread are you guys retarded?

yes

yes

POTATO

Leave.
Now.

Nice big tits. Would love to see more. Ping me at [email protected]

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38g

...

bit late but ok.

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boipussy?!?!

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I like your picture. Even tho you are young and don't have an aggressive haircut, you look very confident and I would respect your opinions.

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Very civil, user. I don't share your opinion about the soy fag, but I respect you.

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looks like I was wrong about you

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but we can still masturbate together over facebook photos of girls who won't talk to us, right?

Bump

exactly what are you expecting is going to happen here?

fuck off you lonely embarrassment

Lmao is that his mom in the mirror? xD id fuck her.

Heh, nice blade

it's time to upgrade your fapping techniques loser. In 2019 we photoshop these chicks naked and then masturbate.

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