As a Canadian I personally hate being so close to the states. You guys are imploding. Your entire country is fucked...

i feel you leafnig, i am european and the states are one of the most pathetic things i've ever had the displeasure of witnessing
not to mention the stupidity and corruption

>as a Canadanian, i personally know jack shit about the states and i get all my info from /pol/ because im a syrup drinking wannabe french niggerfaggot

>witnessing
>secondhand online confirmation bias
Pick one retard

you tell em :DD
dog bless ameriga xDDD

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>internet is the only information source
>being this retarded
>of course a burger

>be american
>get shot

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>You guys are imploding. Your entire country is fucked.
Why are you projecting?
Aren't people dropping like flies right now who work for your Prime Minister over claims that he and others illegally tried to stop an investigation?

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>pretending one secondhand source is better than the next
>calling anyone retarded

Why do you pretend to be Finnish

he's not wrong tho? doesn't matter how little you understand the situation he's 100% right
t.canadian

well they are, also do you actually fucking think you need to stand next to something to know it's happening?

Apparently you need to, because you clearly dont understand the shit youre saying. And no, one secondhand source is the same as any other secondhand source especially when all you give a shit about is finding things to add to your rhetoric instead of knowing what the fuck is actually going on anywhere.

that sound is laughter, though its understandable that your ego cant parse that

>You guys are imploding
wasnt your PM just involved in a corruption scheme?

[Day of the Rake intensifies]

Like didnt he try to tell the AG to not prosecute some people as badly or something like that?

I could tell you i live in a $60,000 RV and travel the country eating fast food, smoking pot and drinking booze on the governments dime. Living in state parks, national forests, beautiful wilderness where you can get away from everyone. Havent even seen a crime happen in over 10 years, worst criminal thing thats happened to me is someone stole my gas jug. Never been in trouble with the cops despite idiot normies calling them on me, in fact one even brought me a home cooked meal after he came to check on me thanks to some grandmas bullshit call. When i feel like it i go to a city and play music for 1-2k per weekend. Govt gives me $300/mo foodstamps and free healthcare because lolhomeless. Out of every 100 people i meet, less than 5 are actively shitty and only one hates me for my lifestyle. My life is fucking amazing thanks to being born here and nothing else.
But dumb cucks like you will just parrot memes you hear online because youre incapable of thinking for yourselves.
>be american
>get shot
Fun fact, all you have to do to be accepted by Trump voting old rich white dudes is drive a nice RV and have a Honda generator.

Be Canadian get shot at, can't shoot back en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_shootings_at_Parliament_Hill,_Ottawa

ohhh Canada the land where criminals have prey reuters.com/article/us-canada-shooting/gunman-dead-after-shooting-14-killing-one-in-toronto-canadian-police-idUSKBN1KD0AJ

I thought they had strict gun laws in Canada how can this happen... it makes no sense... it's almost as though criminals don't care about the law.
chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-canada-shooting-20180811-story.html

This.

>chicago
Lol typical amerimutt

I'm not even talking politically just like your people everyone is so ignorant. Such an asshole such a bunch of faggots. You carry guns because you literally have crazy ass people in your streets. And it's like someone snaps one day and uses that gun and becomes a crazy person. No one even says please or thank you. You wear your fucking shoes in the house you are all obese faggots and cant live past 50 need I go on??

All you have to do is take a 9hrs safety course for 155$ and you can own guns for 5 yrs Canada isn't that strict

>As a Canadian

stopped there, as nobody could care less that you are canadian.

Chicago nation world news... dense french mutt

You can't have any violent crimes on your belt including hate speech jajajajj, if you partake in cannabis.. DENIED... for criminals there is tons of regulations yet it seems as though that hasnt stopped them

Cannabis is legal and hate speech? Is that such a bad law to be able to say you hate fucking niggers and Jews and Mexicans to there face? Stop being a bunch of assholes and join the rest of the world you idiot imperial using bitch

Google confirmation bias

And it has stopped them lol we have 32 million people you think it's hard to govern that? Lol common idiot we have barely any crime. I live in a city that's 100k people and the worst thing that happens here is a robbery occasionally

Cannabis is legal, and to purchase it you have to give them your social they do this because getting a gun is practically impossible after you've endeavored in cannabis purchases look it up champ

you done being a mexican so now you're canadian? retard, sage.

Yeah but how much does your mom spend on your heroin habit every week?
Dont fucking lie, ive seen intervention im on to you dirty leaf fuckers.

vancouversun.com/news/local-news/b-c-driving-up-canadas-homicide-rate

Know of Canadian policy makes me no longer Mexican? man you're really dense my guess is either an illegal rat or white guilt retard

>a leaf talking

As an Albertan fuck you. Canada is a dumpster fire and the United States is the only reason we are even able to exist. Kill your nearest Liberal cabinet member and then yourself

Wow we have all these laws yet my schools are fine...and my country is full of good people and not a bunch of psychopaths that are about to have civil war on our hands it's as if some laws actually work weird

Been in America for 25 years never seen a gun yet.

Says the nigger letting the muslims in

Ha Alberta you guys are worse than the fucking French Quebec idiots. You guys are the closest thing Canada has to the states. Obsessed with oil. Faggot rednecks. Obsessed with guns

Also learn to drive fucking redplate goofs

As a Canadian I personally love being so close to the States.
You guys are so similar.
Your country is beautiful.
Your politics are entertaining, Trump is a comedian and his opponents are laughing stocks.
I love to order things online to a US PO box to cross the border and pick it up, save a lot this way.
If I was an American I would have the Lili sex doll of my dreams, sadly, fucking plastic is illegal in Canada if it looks like a child.

Corrupt Trudeau getting kicked out soon, good luck with that Canadian scum

Everywhere else in Canada is as close as we have to California, a bunch of faggots going around fucking each other in the ass while they're smoking weed and providing nothing to society

Can't wait, such a cuck

LOL, this... this is a true Canadian. If only we had more of these types in America instead of the thinning blue hairs who're 170 lbs over weight

Should have ended it with ", buddy". What a dissapointment

Lul cali is butt fucking but they're injecting heroin weed takes too much money and time for their stupid asses to hold both addictions and heroine is by far a stronger addiction

Yeah why is everyone running from Alberta then and coming to my fucking province. Maybe cause Alberta has no work and are fucking sick of being the shittiest province in the country

Alberta fucking Texan wannabes

It'll be fine, once they replace us all with Mexicans and Indians.

Day of the Rake? New /pol/ apocalyptic vision?

Alberta is the only country to never receive equalization payments. We're objectively fucked by being in the same country as you fucks. Then you deny us access to international markets for oil and wonder why our economy isn't singlehandedly backpacking canada anymore

Alberta isn't a country fuckwit

If only everywhere else in Canada was respectable enough to be Texan wannabes. Those guys are the lifeblood of the American superpower

Wish we were

Go join the states do us all a favor get out of this great country try you ugly ass province

Sorry I meant more the fucking your sister states. I just expect all the south is like that

The side effects of incest are vastly overstated

Like the Islamic men taking your Canadian women, did you know arranged marriage among first cousins is common in the middle east

The entire world thinks Canada is just America but worse.
To quote jerry Seinfeld:
“Canada is like a simulation of the United States, that aliens made to fool their abductees. You walk around and everything seems like America, but something is just terribly terribly wrong”.

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Yeah no one cares what Jerry Seinfeld says. Hes a jew faggot

Amen.

Lul you don't even know what a Jew is.

Is Jerry Seinfeld not a jew?

Of course, they have the highest rates of incest in the world in the Middle East

Richer than you will ever be

oh snap!

lol.. seriously, that's where you wanna go.. what immoral things our leader might be doing? I can hardle even... just wow man.

>be canadian
>be jealous because america is better than most countries

Are you underage?

>be American
>think America is at least top 50 in liked countries
>realize not
>get shot

It's because of our media, they thrive in making people hate each other. They pit people against each other all day long every day of the week all in the name of making money.

you're right.. it's exactly the same.

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Says the country who's PC bullshit is as toxic as anything else. Get fucked Cancuck

No sorry to disappoint you and all your pedofile American group.

>64% of Canadian adults over the age of 18 are overweight or obese, and 60% of children aged 5-17 are overweight or obese
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Canada

what type of Jew is her would you know?

>be eurotard
>another daily terrorist attack
>gets killed by ahmed and pajeet

Fake news.

Why can't you write proper English, user?
Where did you say you're from again?

>As a Canadian

stop right there we give zero fuck about what you cucks wine about

while living in a the shadow of the security that WE provide because you share border with us..

>Be American
>finish wrecking Canadians on the internet
>feelsgoodman
>goes to McDonalds to get victory burger
>steps outside
>gets shot

Uh, dude? Your PM plays dressup and goes to faggy little tea parties to suck Muslim dick. You're just like us but with your balls already removed.

>Five-eyes Vassal State

lol yeah, we should just tell them we own them already, if you let the US build part of ECHELON in your country you basically signed it all over to us

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If you compare our populations we're no where near the top in percentages

Medical shot because there wasnt a 100 million long line to prevent ebola since it's free and people sneak in to get it

so we should only respect quotes from the coke brothers right?

>be America
>does witty comeback about Europe
>yes.png
>realize it's a Canada vs USA thread

Fuck why are Americans so dumb

>implying i'm black

lol fuck you

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sure Ivan

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United States of America/Life expectancy
78.69 years (2016)

United States of America/Population
325.7 million (2017)

Canada/Life expectancy
82.30 years (2016)

Canada/Population
36.71 million (2017)

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Lul

Those two words should be your new national anthem.

Oh sorry
>goes to school
>gets shot

That's more American white

>If I was an American I would be ashamed of my country.
the majority of us are, or at least the current president and his retard army of followers

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dude.. have you ever tried poutine?

After this thread I'm convinced Americans are the most inferior country on the planet. Jk I knew that way before this thread

Only if you're in a gang or involved in illegal shit.

If you gave zero fucks you wouldn't have replied.. good job.

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Yeah.

Lol I'm not Russian why do you keep saying that, clearly my English is spot on.

then you know... you know....

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Amazing that Americans didnt invent that gravy cheese and fries? Seems like a no brainers for those obese fucks jk they cant come up with anything. You know the phrase "American as apple pie?" Lol apple pie is from fucking Britain lmao

Well not the Quebec style, I've have had cheese fries topped with some spices though.

Haha.

Using my head I would say I would rather be over wait than win the Darwin award which many lefties will if we ever have an economic collapse.. they can't farm, they can't hunt and mainly they can not protect them selves

your just insecure because your a snow mexican

Lol I'm not Russian (takes a chug of wodka) why do you keep saying that, clearly my English is (looks up colquial english phrase) spot on.

>imploding
Do you mean Canada? That's been happening for a while, we've always had in-struggles
Do you mean America? They're very, very good at making everything seem far more hyperbolic than it is in reality.

You seem to be European. Would you like to try again but being born under a nationality that isn't permanently cucked?

>uses parentheses instead of green text

>newfag

america is from britain

oh.. you can greentext in the middle if a sentence? I thought it was spring.. not summer.

I have yet to speak like a Russian you're just psikh

The reason you guys don't say you 'own' us is so that we get sweet 'business deals' that are really just us existing as a unified body. It also gets you guys more money because our dollar is constantly fucking tanked because no Canadian governmental regime has made money doing anything but shilling out to the fucking Chinks.

Canon Fallout lore is that Canada gets annexed, just as a fun fact

>thinking greentext is for actions

>actual newfag

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EU fags

It is tho lol new fag here

checked and its really not. its for quoting and meta narrative

liberals.. I say nothing Russian yet they claim I hate on them because of Socialism... lol Socialism can be bad by non Russian too

>we can use green text however we want

i guess so. but said newfag while being a newfag. thats all my autistic ass is saying

We Americans need not stand for this socialist hate they're trying to use to steal our freedom away... stand up for your selves fellow Americans.

OP here all I wanted from this post is Americans to know most of the world hates them. Me included. Take care all idgaf if you hate us back. I just know I wont be robbed when visiting other countries

This isn't Op I'm OP. Abortion is Murder prove me wrong.

Funny how you larping lefties have to fake like right wingers to makes us look bad because we arent doing it our selves.. you guys are the fascists.

Troll also you are right

Might aswell call him jessie

I know you're a troll a bad one. why don't you take your small penis and fatherless life and go suck another chomo cock eh? larpin lefties will be targeted first in the civil war.. can't wait to act like a lefty and put copper sulfate in their water

Agreed. The president is a divisive buffoon and any comradery between the two parties is dashed due to undereducation and mainstream issues that are used to pit people against each other. The USA will implode due to our reactions after 9/11 and due to our collective choices of who we elect to run the country. And further, our corporations that are siphoning this country for our racist wealth of which we end up blaming on minorities.

But carry on Canada, enjoy your hockey, enjoy your president, enjoy your healthcare. Comparatively, the USA houses much of the lowest educated people in the developed world. We are greatly undereducated and dumbed down.

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Bet you dont even have a fucking passport to get to me uncultured illiterate fuck

wow those liberals are really good people they want to do all those good things... and with their own money?

You may deal with ignorant people on a daily bases since you're a liberal but you will get no Identifying articles from me.

I'm not even from America lol

Thinks you have to be an American to be a libtard now that is rich.

The only ignorant people I deal with are from Alberta aka the south of canada

No freedom of speech has rendered all Canadians subservient to the NWO thus making them ignorant useful idiots.

>shoot back
>kill original shooter
>claim self defense
>sue family of shooter for damages
>profit

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yeah your leader is an upstanding man

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> As a canadian

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>as an american

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thank you for improving that sentence by replacing that poor excuse of a country with USA

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shut up faggot, your pretty boy trudeau wrecked your county by importing ISIS and sending your tax dollars overseas.

Damn straight, give it it to them the way justin like it .. up the ass

Drive I-81 South in NY or PA, you will see tons of Quebec and Ontario faggots. Tell me why you arseholes are coming down here?

Why does everyone keep calling me Ivan.. lol my English is better than most of the libtards

Yea I feel exactly those words. It's very embarrassing to be American because majority of us are so beyond fucking stupid and entitled. Also for whatever reason most can't mind their own fucking business

no I claim you're a paid russian troll

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Your president flew halfway across the world to suck Kim’s and Vlads cock in failure. I wouldn’t talk about which president or prime minister is doing what they do. we could talk about the tagged soccerball. Or the corruption but hey I guess dress-up parties and tea Really affects the security of the country.

HAHAhA Trump wouldn't be trusted but Putin and if I was paid why this forum then

Where'd you get that gif eh?

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At least I don’t have to ride a polar bear to and from work.

>for whatever reason most can't mind their own fucking business
It's a middle class thing. Corporations and government mostly cater to the middle class. They have the time to devote to political causes like petitions and write letters to congressmen and also staff campaign drives. And by and large vote more than poor people. Corporations care because middle class people have money and spend it whereas poor people buy what they have to whether the company appeals to them or not. So if middle class people claim they want people fired for their opinions, well, a corporation and senator will both oblige if it means they get those sweet yuppie dollars. And right now, the middle class is mostly in urban information tech and media. Follow the money.

Elites also need to be bargained with, but they do that in private and don't make a scene out of it. The middle class meanwhile is trained- unaware like a parrot- that when they whine, somebody comes along and gives them what they want. It becomes their go to strategy and double down harder when it doesn't work. Which suits corporations and government just fine. Fucking society and justice for a quick buck was always their game plan.

mate he's from canada they ride mooses and lick maple syrup from their papa's tits as children

sounds.... coarse

sure kid

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>t. The part time drama teacher Justin Trudeau

is this in relation to Ivan meme cause if so my English is not flawed if it is show me where

They are city dwelling weaklings. When the war comes, they will all die. They don't have the stomach to live off the land or pull a trigger. City folk are weak.

>implying russians can't speak english

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Why does Trump hang around pedophiles and human traffickers?

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don't underestimate the ruthlessness of desperate cowards. Cornered rats in large numbers are more dangerous than a bear.

simple facts

Not as well as I do.

LOVE YOU LONG TIME 5 DORRAH

well guess what canuck you aren't in the USA and you aren't apart of it.

Fuck off.

This.

The same people that want to tell the government on exactly how to control the state that I live in are the same people that will suck on mommy's milk until she dies in a supposed economic collapse. Meanwhile I can hoof it 20 miles to my grandma's secluded apple orchard if its August and get some sweet apples, along with the prospects of hunting elk and deer there as well.

Try being trapped and surrounded them. Seeing ads for the military everywhere triggers me.

I'm Canadian, gtfo out of our country you massive faggot. Fucking cuck. Go sick Justin's dick you piece of shit.

Way to focus on the big picture. You're really just demonstrating American brainpower which is counter intuitive and ironic.

>stand next to something to know its happening
Only on 911 or the holocaust. Possibly the moon landing. But not literally standing there.

>Generalizing this hard
If you understand the mechanisms shaping culture you might not blame Americans as much. Still, constantly overlooking false flags and wars is pretty unforgivable.

our divine leader

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