I was uncircumcised till I was a teenager when I got circumcised

I am so thankful I got circumcised

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have you considered suicide?

does it really shrink so much after the mutilation?

yea when I was struggling with heroin addiction I considered it many times

tons of THIS

it doesn't shrink at all. and I would have noticed and got pissed cuz I already think I have a small dick

weak bait

Why? You had problems with it or you just wanted to be like the jews?

I meant, that part which is going to be cut out is really sensitive, and after the cut it simply wont be there to pleasure me.

mainly because the dick cheese is gross and smelly. and cirumcised dicks are more normal. and I grew up hearing people talk about how disgusting uncircumcised dicks were, even girls. made me shy. and its all around cleaner.

it might be better for masturbation. but I feel like sex with a circumcised dick is better cuz theres not all that loose skin making it feel more like yer masturbating.

go away you fuckin idiot

lol okay this is clearly cutfag falseflag

if you were ever actually intact you'd know how rare dick cheese is and it only happens if you don't wash for like a week

>amerimutts
Eurochads for the win.

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bullshit you idiot. I know cuz I've had both. it only takes a day or 2 for it to start showing up. it might only be a tiny bit but its still there and it still smells

>Dick cheese
Are you a hobbo or victrime to some kind of hygene fobia? Because never washing AT ALL is the only way you can develop that shit.

maybe that's because circumcision made you dumb and retarded, just like how the jews want you to be

Femanon here. Is circumcision really that big of a deal for you guys? I'm just genuinely curious. My boyfriend is uncut and I'm pretty into it.

>I would never keep my kid uncircumcised cuz its harder to keep clean, it smells, and its embarrassing as fuck, made me shy to let girls see my dick.
that is your mental problem

lol

gets circumsized, gets addicted to heroin

this is all the proof i need

yeah exactly

I had my arms amputated, fucking dumbass normies with their underarm odors having to wash that shit every day lmao what a bunch of fags. Just cut your arms off like me and you don't even have to worry about it

not all girls are as accepting as you. especially when you are young. it was embarrassing for me.

ive cut my legs off for better hygene , i never heard of washing and they dont stink anymore , also now i save money on shoes and pants

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Is female genital mutilation really that big of a deal for females?

I got clipped when I was a teenager. Love being circumcised, being uncircumcised was extremely overrated lol.

yea I would have been fine eventually. if I stayed uncut. but I was a young teenager my mom asked if I wanted it and I said yes.

fellow user knows exactly what I mean

I was in the same situation as you but I chose NOT to get circumsized and i'm not sure if I regret it or not. For me girls don't seem to care, but if we're using a condom, the condom sometimes falls off and wont stay on and its hard to pull back because phimosis but if I have sex without the condom, it kind of hurts a little bit but other than that, it's fine.

and this.
I feel like everything was easier when I got cut

Ya condoms are definitely much more manag after you get cut. They don't bunch up, fall off, or have to adjust.

This shit still confuses me. Everyone I know says it's weird to be uncircumcised, yet here it's the other way around? Strange, I'll just go with what's relevant IRL

not everyone showers daily. sometimes you have no choice but to go days or weeks without a shower. why would you want a disgusting smelly dick when you are not able to shower?

>hurts to have sex
What's the point of having a dick if you can't use it
Just cut off the turtle neck

>hurr

it's because americunts are all cryptojews, in non-jew parts of the world cutting babie's dicks is frawned upon

its not like that. only the uncircumcised fuckers are replying cuz maybe their jealous? or they want uncut to be the norm but its not.
circumcision is normal. and clean. and all around better.
this coming from someone who dealt with both.
don't listen to people who have never been circumcised

If you don't shower everyday you're a gross disgusting neck beard ass weirdo, don't try to make it sound like not showering for days or weeks is anywhere near normal

Literally every cut person in here is saying sex and masturbation are painful.
>Bbut the penis is for peeing
>.... JEW! YOU'RE A JEW
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

have you heard of washing you disgusting ape

Every *uncut person

wrong

Gotta stop you and ask, why is everyone so hung up on the Jew part?
They're the most tortured people of all human history and they don't even complain like niggers.

correct

>they don't even complain
KEK

>They're the most tortured people of all human history
I wonder what made you get this impression :)

I never said not showering was normal you fuck.
bein cut is normal.
I shower 5 days a week or more. but I travel and go camping and sometimes I'm not around a shower.
not everyone spends all day and night at home

ITT: a bunch of smegmaniggers mad they have cheesedick

But honestly, appart from not liking their fictional country causing countless suffering upon the world and the fact that they like their genital mutilation, I don't have anything against jews.

Do you feel different with condoms?

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... It's hardly an argument, who else has been through slavery and genocide for thousands of years?

If anything, I don't mind being associated with Jew shit, they survive all that crap and still, again, not as bad as niggers.

Yea I'm probably going to get circumcised soon. It sounds like you guys are right about it being easier. I only kept it because I heard it was more pleasurable being uncut but if the pleasure level is the same then i'd rather just be cut. I didn't really miss out on sex being uncut but I feel like the sex would've been a little easier being cut than uncut.

It's the phimosis and it doesn't HURT. It's hard to describe, it's like a ever so slight pinch, I don't know. It's not that bad. I'm probably just going to get cut soon anyway.

>... It's hardly an argument, who else has been through slavery and genocide for thousands of years?
black peple, native americans, celtic people, slavic people...

When was the last time you saw a bunch of Jews at a bus station begging for money?
When was the last time a Jew came to your work and complained nothing is free?

Yeah they're fucking cheap, but again, they're better than niggers

>phimosis
I've been roasting OP's gayness but phimosis is a legitimate reason to get cut

Aren't they losing those wars to sand people?

>When was the last time you saw a bunch of Jews at a bus station begging for money?
>When was the last time a Jew came to your work and complained nothing is free?
What is banking
What is advertising
What is communism

I don't remember it feeling different. but it has been 15 years.
from all the other replies tho. it sure seems like condoms are better when you are cut

nope

You literally said you go days or sometimes weeks without a shower, your words not mine you dirty fuck

"Hey I go camping and shit and get all sweaty so I'm exempt from basic hygiene" fuck outta here I can smell you from here

>Black people
Hundreds of years not thousands
>Native Americans
They had an entire continent to themselves for a while, they also got reparations AND they still want more

>Celtic and slavs
Hardly even people lol

Then move out of your communist shit hole? Donald Trump is the president of the US, pretty sure he isn't Jewish.

And banking is an optional lifechoice friendo.

lol yeah that's funny because if we dehumanize them or put them in reservations they don't count

I never said I go days or weeks with out a shower. read it again you illiterate dingbat.
lots of ppl do tho

>Donald Trump is the president of the US, pretty sure he isn't Jewish
Who is Jared Kushner

Ok so they're *winning a war against and people.
Isn't everyone trying to fight sand people now?

fuck outa my thread with yer jewish argument

Or Ivanka ‘big tiddies’ Trump

I just googled that and the first thing that came up was a news story about Trump disobeying that guy lol

>Isn't everyone trying to fight sand people now?
Most wars in the middle East are proxi wars and or war over resources. What jews are doing is a religious genocide

THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT DICKS.
NOT JEWS
ASSHOLES

so he disobeys him once and it makes the news, hm?

I'm an atheist, I've never worried about big scary Jews coming to get me ever in my life.
Does that happen where you live?
You can't beat up a Jew?
What are you, a bitch?

Do you think murderous psychopath furries who burglarize homes raping and torturing people are cut or uncut?

Did you ever stick anything (cucumber, cactus) into your foreskin?

Would you be drowning in pussy at a Slipknot show or hippie commune?

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cut dicks. Jew diks. thankfully it's not about Jew assholes

eh, wouldn't say weeks but days yeah, alright.
btw, how would you go entire weeks without washing yourself, unless out of lazyness or smth?

Jews might have started it. but its not a jewish thing anymore

>Do you think murderous psychopath furries who burglarize homes raping and torturing people are cut or uncut?
Thank you for shinning your intellectual light on me. I can see the path now. I'll never be lost again

Yemen: proxy
Libya: civil
Syria: civil
Tunisia: revolt
Egypt: revolt

think again

>dick
>dick
>jew’s asshole

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One more thing...

If the Jews are punishing us with circumcision or whatever the fuck you paranoid shits are afraid of,
Then why are they doing it to themselves?
If uncut is better wouldn't they be staying uncut but telling other people to get cut?

maybe I shouldn't have said weeks. I've never gone that long without being around a shower. but what about homeless? or tramps(travelers)? theres lots of ppl who don't shower regularly? ppl without access to running water

poetry

You quoted someone else but replied at me, am confused

Ask them to divide Methuselah’s age by 13. There’s no way in hell someone lived to be 969 years. And why would they wait to be 150 years to have a child?

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>what about homeless? or tramps(travelers)?
yeah those people get the cheese. I guess if you're planning to be one of them or to, you know, wonder around in the desert for a few decades you might want to get cut

we all are

They believe a made up book, so what

high and tight

but it didn't shrink, thank god

I believe in Harry Potter’s uncircumcised oenis.

fuck all the other reasons. the main reason to get cut is cleanliness. no girl wants to suck a smelly dick. why would you want to worry about your dick cheese on a daily basis? or worry about having to clean it every time you might get a bj?
I like keeping my undercarriage very clean and smelling good. you can't do that with an uncut dick

yeah I'm European and I'm circumcised like the yanks

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They’re all Saudi-Iranian proxies.

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you need to get yer face circumcised

Bad bait, but circumcised cocks demonstrate incompetence for such people to clean themselves properly. That's why your dick is cut in the first place.

>socialists

ITT: People that once read it's cool to hate Jews on Yea Forums but never quite found a relevant reason for it.

>They control everything!
Find any Jewish person IRL,
are they a scrawny nasally chicken shit?
You're afraid of Mort Goldman kicking your ass?

That's some next level beta shit

youtu.be/eZfBwwWqIGw
educate yourself faggot

newfag spotted
Yea Forums doesn't do logic

Listen guys, I got circumcised when I was only 1 day old, its not tight or anything but the scar is a bit fucked up now, I have two holes, one above and one under the scar that fits 1,2 mm needles through. I wouldn t want to get cut, if I have a boy one day he isn t going through the same. I don t see it any different than genital mutilation.

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>he's so disgusting that he's literally removing parts of his body to avoid washing them

absolute fucking kek

you need to get your ass circumcised

I got some of those. they are from the stitches. who cares. they are so small no one will ever notice them but u

Can you draw a picture of it? Am curious

Suck my toes

learn the real truth fam
reversespins.com/enoch.html

I can take a photo

jealous bitches are obviously jealous.
I stay clean and shower all the time. you can't avoid dick cheese, no matter what you do.
I have a clean dick that smells good.
and you don't.
kek

no one wants to see your mutilated dick

What are wisdom teeth

Убeй ceбя Ивaн

wisdom teeth are removed cuz they cause problems. if someone is already missing teeth by the time their wisdom teeth come in. then its a good idea to keep your wisdom teeth

Bullshit

What is you name?

Do your sons a favor and get them circumcised. Less complications when done early. The only people against it are like the anti vaxxers. All the new studies say it's better and most adults like it better. The only ones against it are insecure foreskin dicks or people whose parents didn't bother finding a competent doctor and went for the cheapest circ.

Baby shark

I'll make myself more relevant:
I am circumcized and OK with circumcision.

I ALSO want all the Tumblr fags to get out of /gif/ with the nigger porn.

Think about that for a second.

Paccbet

Hmm, yeah, you're right actually, never thought about it.
Also, since I found this post I actually started contemplating getting circumsized sooner or later, I wonder if it affects me in any way depending on age

>removed cuz they cause problems
They what? Can't hear you

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You might wanna keep yer foreskin. You can hide your dope there

Soo...he was behind all that...

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go back to your poor ass pathetic horribly run country. America would wipe you off the map

elaborate

I didn't wash my pecker for 2 days and my ex actually loved it, she loved my warm smelly dick. Had to break up with her though, she was too needy.

Wtf is that

I don't see how it would. but id do research just incase

Today we announce the creation of the Russian bloods and crips. May the odds forever be in your favour

Malady Tumblr

Pretty sure that's a dude but that's my point, Tumblr kids are faggots

mr clean.
(dick)

How do you know they actually work at the CIA?

That sounds a lot like the Arab Spring and arming the rebels.

I like this thread, everybody is kind and possitive, we discuss dicks and how they smell and a bit of world geography too. If only Yea Forums was this nice all the time. Also, that user better posts his pierced dick soon.

How needy exactly, if you don't mind me asking

Trans? Anthony’s gon Be pissed. He got his dick sucked by a dude and ginger banged a ballsack.

kek. I'd post a pic of mine but the holes are damn near microscopic you wouldn't be able to see them

Like wanting to see me every day.

That's what's beautiful about the free speech here.
We come in, call each other jew nigger fags, and we all learn something about each other and nobody gets hurt.

Seriously can someone get the Tumblr kids out of /gif/ the nigger porn is getting out of hand

Uncut is fucking disgusting. Femanon here.

Tits or GTFO

wtf. thats a relationship dink. I guess I'm needy in yer eyes. cuz I like doin EVERYTHING with my girlfriend.

perfect scale for your dick huh

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Hmmm

this lady has proven my point.
cut dicks wins this argument by a fuckin landslide

why would anyone be a cutfag?

since were already talking about dicks.
mine is 5 3/4 inches. almost 6 inches.
is that small?
I read 5 1/2 is average.
what about you guys?
don't count the flabby skin at the tip you uncut fucks

since you're asking you've obviously got other issues to battle before dick size could possibly be a problem

read the thread before replying ya newfag

no I've never had a problem with women. maybe I'm a lil shy at first. but I've had more sex and blowjobs then I could ever count.
only been with 4 women tho I'm not a dirtbag slut.
not sure what issues you mean tho

your mom is a newfag, there is no fucking reason for anybody to be a fucking cutfag
it's not more than a mutilation

fucking cocksucker

I can clearly see how that can be a problem but if I were in your place I'd try to incorporate her in my schedule and then talk things out with her about how everyone needs a little time for themselves.
P.S: was she a jealous person?

only a few times. didn't like it at all.
I love eating pussy

then obviously your size isn't a problem

there is no reassurance, only zuul

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I just want to know the true average dick size.
I've always felt small but my girlfriends always said I'm not

6 inches

i think the average is like 5.5 inches

will you feel superior if yours is larger? Are you afraid that you are smaller than average? Yea Forums is the last place you should search for reliable information anyway

average length varies geographically, correlated with vagina size
6 inches global average
you must also factor in the curve (reduced reach if full and not straight length is measured) and girth (increased sensation near the vaginal opening). Last but far from least - the skills of the captain.

Every girl is jealous. She was pretty good at hiding it. Even when I broke up with her, she hid her feelings pretty well.

I don't want to feel superior. I just want to be able to pleasure my woman. its a big deal for me that my woman is satisfied, mentally, physically, and sexually. of course I can always eat her pussy till she cums in my mouth. yum. but most girls like getting fucked more than anything.
and /b has a lot of good info thats reliable. of course you always need to do good research. but b/ is a kick ass place to start. all the different opinions from ppl all over the world. I think its an amazing place to begin gathering info

>every girl is jealous
not true
most of them are, yes
of course finding a girl who isn't jealous may prove to be a challenge. but they are out there. I have met them before

you think that number would be smaller if you didn't count niggers and their oversized ape dicks?
a result of nigger tribes stretching their dicks, and us white ppl breeding bigger dumber slaves

Tbh didn't know that many of them are jealous, also, what do you think about my reply, would you say spending lots of time with her and during that trying to convince her that people need their time alone too be a good idea, or rather, do you think it'd work?

I understand your concern but it's not like you can change your dick size. And what the khvs here will tell you is nothing compared to what your woman says. Her size compared to yours is what most important for pleasure. Contrary to popular belief, stretching the vagina like a balloon isn't a pleasurable experience.

obviously
evolution selected for different penis sizes for a reason
whatever the advantage was, there must be one or we would still be as well endowed as your average Ethiopian

>When you are uncircumcised you don't need lubes to jack off cuz of all the extra loose skin.

I'm cut and I dont use lube?

also b8 thread

Can you not read. He said he was addicted to heroin not that since hes got cut hes become addicted.

>I've heard uncut is more pleasure
>sex is painful with no condom
>its not that bad

lol know whats better is not having any pain.

/eyeroll

that would be the best way to go about it. but I think it would be best to find a girl who wants the same things as u out of a relationship.
some girls like their time away so they can be with friends or family or whatever. and some girls/guys (like me) prefer being together 24/7 and doing everything as a couple.

>Syria
>not proxy

looolllll

>lybia
>not proxy

M8 the US funds those sand nigs big time

op here
not a bait thread at all. just a boring Sunday wanting to chat.
I don't either sometimes. but when you are uncut its a hell of a lot easier to jack off dry

cutfag here
reduces sensitivity slightly
but if you're a human and not a lower animal, sex is just a part of the puzzle

The nerve of some people!

Really though I've been living with my GF for 4 years, the idea of not wanting to see her everyday is funny

dumb people are dumb. dude just doesn't like the fact that he realized cut dicks are better. and I got cuz when I was a young teenager. didn't get addicted to heroin till I was like 21. almost 10 years apart

I've just never used lube ever. Never see the point. Just makes a mess...

lube makes it feel more like you are having sex
in my opinion

IDK how I feel about the 24/7 thing seeing as I've never had a relationship with a girl, let alone a proper one.
>90% of anons here tip fedora, lol
It also depends, if you want to go long-term, definetly look for the same views on relationships but if it's a fling or smth like a short-time relationship then just being a half-decent human being should suffice.

true.
I've never wanted anything but a serious longterm relationship. I don't like dating. and I fuckin hate one night stands. only had one. did not enjoy very much.