A blowjob is 90%+ of what people want from women. Prove me wrong

A blowjob is 90%+ of what people want from women. Prove me wrong.

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I am the 10 %.

You gayman then you put peepee in poopoo men

52% of people are women. Women do not want a blow job from women

Vaginal sex > blowjob.

Some do.

You never had a good blow job then. A vagina can’t do things a mouth can

Most people haven't had good blow jobs, because women in general are shit at it.

I didn't say "90% of people", I said "90%+ of what people WANT". And by people, I meant men.

Depends if she can also cook.

Bump

My wife isn't great at blowing and its true regular sex is better but I think its important that she regularly gets a mouthful.

True.
Mostly true. They don't care.

I got 462 blow jobs last year

AMA

Thanks 4 l3tting us know u can bl0w urself. B3t 1 of us covld break ur steak if we could Yea Forums on it l3v3l 2.

You don't have to believe me, and that wasn't a question.

>prove me wrong
Why?

Op. Guy here

I'd argue it's only 89%
We need 1 percent cuddles
And 10% whatever

Why would you bother counting?

I didn't, my girlfriend did because she wants to write a book about it.

Not one person on this board believes you, for multiple reasons. Anyone who gets a ton of sex/sucks don't brag about it because they're content enough. No one believes a random autistic Yea Forums fag got more than a suck a day for a year. And what was that first rule of this board, something about fiction and falsehoods?
You're probably a 16 year old grease basket smashing Cheeto dust further into a keyboard your parents bought you.

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A book about sucking a single dick 462 times?
Or are you just a single chapter in her dicksucking epic?

I'm not bragging, just joining in on the BJ conversation. I'm 36, possibly autistic, and don't care if you believe me or not.

I'm not really sure but i believe the theme of the book is how to take care of your man (properly)

Bad sex is better than a bad blowjob but a good blowjob is better than good sex

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I do want a blowjob most of the time. The rest of the time I want a clean kitchen.

The term "Suck dick at ___" is used to point out that you're bad at something.
Proper order is anal>vaginal>oral.

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Is there a chapter on citrus?

I don't believe so

I like a good handjob with some sort of lubricant best. My wife indulges me when we take a shower since we rarely have time for regular sex.

Gay glory holes don't count user

You said people therefore that includes lesbians an bi women, they cant get blowjobs cuz no dick, so is far less than 90

nobody has time for that many glory holes... the majority of them were good morning bjs before my feet even hit the floor

Who gave you the nickel?

not sure i understand the question

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well that's what you think.. personally I don't really like head

God damn I need my cock sucked so bad

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>being this new

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>ITT : virgins

but OP speaks the truth, though

Sorry but no.

You are either a virgin faggot or you only had a blow job from 1 trash narcissistic bitch who has no idea what she was doing and hated doing it.

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I get it now, missed the reference... my bad

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

don't like it .

hate the idea of some one's teeth around my junk tey could bite it

A dude can give a blowjob, i need a nice vagina too otherwise why not just fuck dudes?

This just convinced me to get back on grindr. Thanks user.

Terrible argument

I want anal sex.

What a weird fucking dick this guy has.

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People say the same about mine.