>be me
>emergency medicine doctor in shithole middle of the Midwest
>usually boring but the money is excellent. Mostly old people falling down or heart attacks
>get a call from EMS, 20 y/o male in respiratory distress
>they bring him in. I immediately don’t like him. He’s fat, wearing gauge earrings, wearing some black emo band t-shirt
> he smells like actual shit. Like he’s been rolling in a ducking sewer
> his breathing is fast, his heart is pointing, his eyes are bloodshot, he’s coughing, his fingertips are blue
> pulse ox is 78%, his respiratory rate is 30 fucking 3
>timetointubate.exe
>tell nurse to prep 150mg ketamine (sedative) and 100mg rocuronium (paralytic to make sure he doesn’t gag on the tube)
> get the tongue blade in to visualize vocal chords
> can’t see the vocal chords, there’s an obstruction. He’s got this strange fucking shit all over the inside of his windpipe
> smell of shit is overwhelming
> Come to horrible fucking realization that this kid is actually choking on feces
> can’t intubate, gotta trache him
> he’s sedated so it goes easy
> thankfully get passed the obstruction, his O2 sat goes up to 94
> immediate crisis averted
> start him on Clindamycin and Zosyn (antibiotics) because I know damn well he’s gonna get a horrible pneumonia because he has shit in his lungs
> what the fuck is wrong with emo kids these days
> pic related, it’s the fucking X-ray we took
Be me
Jason Evans
James Sanders
This is a rare pasta
Evan Morris
Oh, I get it. Slidding.
Mason Sanchez
You got to have more than one story
Levi Young
The faggotry is very subtle
Hunter Cruz
Is this Dr Andy sixx...the log doctor
Sebastian Gutierrez
Dumb ass.
Owen Howard
Cool pasta, the stock photo kind of gives you away though.
Benjamin Jones
>ducking sewer
Phone fag, commit kys
Liam Green
Shitman