Don’t reply unless you can help me commit suicide
Don’t reply unless you can help me commit suicide
How do you want it? Quick and painless or slow and suffering
so fake and gay
Don't do it man. Sorry you're feeling like it's the only option but you only have one life and sometimes you need help or to reach out to someone. I hope you find peace.
I'm going to reply anyway and tell you to live life, stop being such an edgy faggot.
If you want attention break a bone the nurses and doctor will give you plenty
For some people there's no hope without being a NEET, like chris-chan. Maybe OP is one of these people and is done with life
just be patient... we're all going to die eventually
unless you're going to go kill some people in the government before you off yourself we don't care just do it and quit being an attention whore
Sort out your emotions and anything that bothers you.
You go out, you can't comeback.
govment people didnt do nuffin
Some people have problems that can't be sorted out and cause them to be unable to live a normal life with a job, apartment, etc. Maybe OP is one of these people
God loves you and has a plan for your life. If you feel like this world has nothing that can bring you Joy then you already know what it means to reject this world. Christ will bring your life around if you let Him.
First make your mom proud faggot
Buy a 44 magnum and pull the trigger on your temple
I can’t I live with my parents and they won’t like me taking money from them
Can you not please. I'm a paramedic & it really puts a downer on my day when I turn up to a place & the patient is already dead. Get therapy, I did, you never know what's around the corner, no matter how often you tell yourself you do.
Look at all these atheists serving Satan itt. OP these are the ppl who demand your blood sacrifice. Christ loves you.
Suicide is so stupid. You’re gonna die one day, just wait for it. Maybe live life extremely recklessly and have as much fun as you can, you’ll die faster that way.
Suck air for 100 years
cock*
I don’t wanna live though
What the fuck happened to Yea Forums? Do it faggot. An hero
Why should I do it?
Why? They say the seconds before you actually kill yourself you struggle to stay alive because you've made a huge mistake. Just eat fast food and fap like the rest of us.
do it this way faggot
Tied a noose loose enough to where you fall out and then realize what you have done, and on the off chance it wasn’t loose enough you’ll be dead and if you fall out well that will set you on the path to being good again
Then quit talking about it and kill yourself, fuck off
Use cyanide
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Take 5g of psilocybin in a dark and Silent room
you'll die within 8 hrs
OP is here for attention
Take fentanyl and lay down for a nap. lulz
I'm on the same process OP, I have a dog that loves me and needs me... so I'll wait a bit. But for you, I recomend using the "exit bag" method, basically you fill up a bag you secure with tape around your neck and fill it up with helium. You'll pass out without the drama because you're tricking your system into thinking it's breathing air but nah.
Google up the process of making it, it's basically helium and a bag.
Well too bad pussy. Live a long life. You'll thank an user.
It's easy to say "there is always tomorrow and hope" when you are out of money and no possibility to get money from anywhere. No friends, no family, no credit. What the fuck you are supposed to do then?
Why would you need help killing yourself. Just hang yourself or jump infront of a train. Are you disabled and cant do it yourself?
There's always a way to get money unless you're disabled
Damn right user.
Don't ya dummy
Suicidal user here, my proposed method is: "the opioid OD"
Any heroin niggers here know if a fent OD is guaranteed death? I'll buy that shit rn
sounds like he's just too much of a pussy to do some hard labor
I don’t want to hang myself it’s slow and painful
Non-suicidal people can't ever understand the mindset of a suicidal person, self preservation instincts literally stops that, suicidal people no longer possess those. Things will get better, but not everyone wants to wait till it does.
Don’t worry OP user to the rescue. Ignore these faggots telling you not to kill yourself. Be a grown up and do what YOU want, I’d recommend a gun but it doesn’t sound like you have a gun, so I would personally recommend a heroin overdose. Either that or find out how to tie a noose and hang yourself, but still I say heroin. Simple, easy, no pain. You won’t even know you died, you will just fall out and as long as you’re alone you can drift into death peacefully.
just make sure you're in a secluded area so someone doesn't save i wouldn't eat that day either unless you want to be found with vomit all over yourself
If you're too scared to hang yourself you do not want to die. There's apart of your brain that doesn't wanna an hero and you should probably listen to it.
who cares? take it,buy gun,off yourself
take out a life or two with u
How do you instantly get money? Everything is so easy on paper but how on earth someone will get a job instantly when it's needed? You are not making any sense, teenager.
Thanks for the food heads up kek, forgot that happens to druggies all the time. Hope it gets through customs.
im comin to see you 2pac
Jokes on you! I am replying and not helping you at all!
You'll need a needle for that and know how to inject. Otherwise you might as well as throw the drug away. You'll get high if you snort etc it but you will not get an overdose. Maybe you'll puke or something but it's just isn't efficent enough if you don't inject it.
The only thing you lack is willpower.
>tfw depressed
>cant muster the energy to research, order and properly make an hero bag
>worry it will leak or something and i'll wake up braindead
Nothing is instant there are plenty of day labor jobs out there. You can sell your shit if you really need to. Or you can be homeless for a bit. sounds like you're bad at budgeting and have no drive to do what's necessary to get back on track.
You can eat it can't you? People die from pressed fent pills all the time.
I don’t have any money unless I steal from my parents
you are a worthless piece of shit the world will be better without you.
You're welcome
go find a tall building and jump off head first then retard
It depends where you live. If you are US there is possibility it's been laced with fentanyl. Or, you could just straight ask for fentanyl instead of dope.
If you are in EU though, fentanyl isn't that popular or even known. Most heroin is #3 and it's smoked. As such it's not even that suitable for injection unless you use citric acid and shit. I'm not a pro though so might be wrong about this.
With fentanyl though, there's a huge chance you'll just get in coma and someone finds you. Then you are in hospital for weeks and not even sure if you are able to come back other than a vegetable. It's very risky so in this sense you need to know what you are doing first.
You have no idea about life whatsoever. You've been sitting comfortably in your rich parents house and now you can always get money just by calling them. You seem to be more clueless than anyone here. I guess you are 20 years old most, if even that.
I can’t That would be painful and I could get brain damage
There's a guide on Yahoo but it was shit, thankyou for this.
then steal from your parents faggot
puberty sure is hard huh? faggot
I would help but you're not
cut out for it
I'm 30 years old and i have earned everything i have, been working since i was 15. Fuck off dude quit being so garbage at life.
Alcohol enema. Keister a 1.75 of everclear.
not if it's a tall enough building, wow you're so retarded are you sure you don't already have brain damage?
I'm in Australia, wasn't planning on buying it off the street hoping to buy a fentanyl analogue online, was gonna straight eat the powder.
The next best option would be buying Etizolam as a """"research chemical"""" and washing it down with alcohol. If that isn't an option I'll stop being a cuck and hang myself but I'd rather not
user i been in yo shoes with failed sucide atempt. I will help you with a suggestion and honor your request. down the road not across the street just like pic. k now please beleive me cause its 100 true when you sleep and wake up its instant. after you die you will imediatly be born a baby again with the same consiousness so dont carry the negative energy into the next life or you will keep killing youself over and over trust me on this i remeber my past lives.
I know a way to kill yourself
Stop masturbating and your balls will blow up
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is hanging yourself the only way to stop breathing? cant you just buy a ball gag and stuff your nose with something then seal it with duct tape?
Hah, this is the typical compassion of humanity. No value whatsoever. No wonder why people are making suicides. It's because of people like you who make this planet such a bad place to live. You are the reason why Earth is going to hell.
No such thing as past lives. You nearly died and your brain was like "lolwut", that or mental illness.
When you die, you die, no second chances or coming back thats kinda the point.
Well I’m not that stupid
Nice larp, nigger faggot!
If no one finds you then it's a guaranteed painless death.
Maybe take some benzos before which makes the heroin/fentanyl even more deadly and also helps with the anxiety.
IV it because if you take opiod pills you're probably going to throw up.
He was just trolling
Hanging works because you fall unconscious before you actually die, the rope constricts ya neck veins.
1. Extremely uncomfortable
2. Instincts kick in and you remove the gag
3. Duct tape is too weak
4. The paramedics will laugh at me
How did you gain access to these memories? Did you use hypnosis or something? I know we are getting reincarnated but before this happens there are often few decades or even centuries in some cases.
I don't have memories of past lives but I have had lot of precognition in my dreams. I have seen my future but now I haven't seen anything and this worries me. I have seen all big key events of my life but for the past year, haven't gotten any new insight. I think I'm heading towards the end.
I recommend the heroin aswell.
don't hang urself I feel like that's a shitty death
take some more drugs (lots of strong vodka etc.) to make sure you will die
Kek I've literally got a phobia of veins, it's the weirdest shit and I hate it but IV isn't happening :(
Benzo and alcohol?
Unless you are frail and old, an adult male is surprisingly strong when the survival instinct kicks in. And it will kick in, it's not something what you can consciously stop no matter how much you want to die. You will just rip and tear the bag off. There are huge power reserves in your body which are not used in day to day life.
>I know we are getting reincarnated but before this happens there are often few decades or even centuries in some cases.
yeah but it wont feel like any time has gone by it will feel instant like falling asleep and waking up feels instant.
How did you gain access to these memories?
dmt and years of meditation
if you do great things in this life you do great things in the next, if you do shit things in this life you do shit things in he next, all you have is the tiny second hand on your watch. trust in me i speak the truth
I’m scared of the painfulness
>body has strong survival instincts but i want to die every day
Thx evolution
Benzo overdose is pretty safe, Heroin IV is your best choice buddy.
Take the benzos for anxiety.
It's just one second of pain when you inject the heroin in to your veins and then blissful sleep forever.
>No such thing as past lives. You nearly died and your brain was like "lolwut", that or mental illness.
>When you die, you die, no second chances or coming back thats kinda the point.
man sounds gay as fuck but you are me and everyone is us when babys are born its us, you wont beleive me but its 100 true
I'm not trolling. I've got debt like everyone else, I work hard for the stuff i have. I moved out when i was 20 and haven't looked back. I've been in dire straights but I just at my ramen and powered potatoes and stuff they were going to throw out at the restaurant i worked at. I budgeted what I had and saved up and eventually got a better job. Nothing is impossible it's just faggots like that think it is and don't want to man up and take undesirable jobs for a little bit. The shitty jobs aren't forever unless you are too retarded to make yourself valuable (learn to code, learn a trade, etc.) and don't give me any of that "oh I live in a third world country!" bullshit there have been indian people that have learned how to do shit on their shitty 10 dollar phones. If they can do it anyone can, but you have to work hard.
Is this the only option? I have to steal money from my parents to buy heroin from a drug dealer?
Cutting doesn't work. Unless you slice your inner thighs damn near to the bone. Wrists don't work. Trust me on this one.
If you commit suicide you're going to Hell. Wanna take that chance or man up and fight like we all do?
you are basically saying it doesn't matter what he does?
Because being dead is being dead?
Than why care?
Well you can use a gun but if you can't even afford 1g of heroin well
Question, what if god's plan was for him to kill himself?
I mean if everyone is planned, why the hunger, suckness and war?
could you tear duct tape off your face while unconscious?
opiate overdose
you feel pleasure
it's easy to do/foolproof
a certain dose knocks anyone who's not a junkie out
Looks like I'm buying Chink fent powder and a needle, thanks user
I trust you, there is certain mechanic to this all.
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Everything comes from single consciousness, the origin or the 'source'. This has been shattered into few bigger souls which then have the same consciousness split into few more. These in turn are split into probably hundreds or even thousands souls.
We as humans are at the bottom. This is why you sometimes feel "home" when you see a person who is from the same soul group as you are from.
We are all the same awareness, pieces of big "lens" which is focusing the life experience towards the same single point of origin.
All of your past and future lifes are happening at once as the higher you go in consciousness and vibration, the less linear time actually exists. This is somewhat of a mindfuck to think. But somewhere you are living a totally different life etc and it's impossible to actually understand this.
gayest argument itt
this is true but it wont be the hell you think its hell on earth all over again
there is no god, fuck off
You will tear it before you black out. As soon as your body senses you are getting suffocated the survival reflex kicks in and you will literally explode into action.
But you have to make sure no one finds you for atleast a bunch of hours
Well at least you won't be aware of your shitty life user, like a eternal high but causing pity and disgust to your people.
>This is somewhat of a mindfuck to think.
yeah mane how do yhou no this
watch this movie before you kill yo self OP and report back plz
Personal experience and astral projection but it's very abstract. This in addition to
astraldynamics.com.au
It's the best source of work regarding astral projection and information about your energy body and the structure of higher dimensions. No new age bullshit just straight information.
We all have the same tools to examine this world but not many people are willing to step out from the rat race to even think in more profound way. The most they are willing to do is to read some article on dailymail and then admit "I believe there is this or that", simple child-like belief or statement just like believing into santa claus...
I smoke alot of dmt but never taken ayawaska i want to astral project but dont know how
>All of your past and future lifes are happening at once as the higher you go in consciousness and vibration
Learn the definition of a vibration you fucking idiot
He identifies as a dildo, don't you object shame him shitlord!
I don’t know what is he trying to explain?
fucking burned out hippy shit, he's smoked so many weeds and done so many drugs that his brain is fried. That's what it sounds like, a whole bunch of garbled pseudo-scientific buzzwords.
>There is no truth to the rumor that celestial realms vibrate with higher energies. In fact, no one outside the New Age movement even understands what that's supposed to mean. There is equally little evidence for homeopathy, or for vibrational medicine.
What does this have to do with me wanting to commit suicide?
thansk user
see
Also why are you still here, die already faggot.
>Also why are you still here, die already faggot.
watch samsara its a movie that might awaken your little pea brain pineal gland
do it by cocaine OD with hookers and booze
nah i've tried to watch garbage like that, it's exactly that garbage. Fuck off you burnt out hippy.
I don’t want to get help
Then do it already you stupid little cunt, go away you won't be missed here.
An hero on stream or gtfo
I don’t want your help
You can start by not posting fake wrist slitting pics.
So you gonna help me?
You've already been told everything you need to know, no on here is going to kill you so use one of the many methods here and do it already.
Use bleach, Clorox, a penny, amonic and salt
Btw: be a Hero and make an streaming
Its simple, just kill yourself
I can’t i have to pass out and it’s fucking painful
Ok I’ll pick the hanging method of suicide?
...
take 10 g of paracetamol and youl die of liver failure
Dunno which fuckwit made this shit up, but I've had carbon monoxide poisoning and it's fucking lovely, like falling asleep in a warm bath
Yes you basically pass out and your piss goes everywhere on the seat
If I help you it won't be suicide.
Yes it will be suicide if you help me, because I’ll be doing it myself without help from you
make sure to leave a note so that it'll be even sadder for the people that find you and hopefully they'll kill themselves too. Your bloodline is garbage.
I know , good idea , best to kill my shitty ass parents who hate me and don’t give a fuck about me and it will make them sad
yeah murder suicide, go! hurry up and quit getting attention here. fuck off and die already!
>I live with my parents
Okay nigger, you gotta move out. Of course you’re miserable. You’re just piggybacking in someone else’s life, rather than living your own, and that’s never going to be satisfying for you.
don't give him good advice, just let the little shit die. He's too much of a pussy to live life like a man. Let him kill himself.
You'll be dead what does it matter what they think? Man you're retarded.
C H E C K E D
are we just gonna ignore these QUINTS?
omg yes check em these sweet quints
look up cyanide recipe. it's mostly household stuff, or can be bought on amazon for a few quid. sodium corbonate, carbon, and iron filings for catalyst. buy a magnet to get filings out after reaction. ingredients aren't suspicious.
you can "boil" down sodium bicarbonate(baking soda) into #1. carbon is a common lubricant for small mechanical applications(think hotwheels axles or pine derby cars) say the magnet and iron filings are for an art project.
of couse, thats only if you have to answer to anyone.
Just read the pdf link.
Useless to educate you. Disgusting, lazy pig.
Where do you go to school, OP
go and seek help
>connect bag to a NO2 cannister trough a tube
>take large breath of air
>put bag on head, seal tightly fast
>exhale
>start filling it with NO2
>start breathing
>go out tripping
Remember OP Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. My advise is to buy a pet that needs a lot of care, this way when you are contemplating you can think about how much unconditional love this pet gives you. this pet cant live without you. When you have a pet you have another world in you hands. It will get better. trust me. I've been through it.
>advise
lrn2spell fgt
excellent move user
Fake and gay
ayy suicide is nice
Ha
Do it pussy
Oh shit, quints
shiiit dude dont do it you got a quints thread
TBH I'm atheistic but I plan on posting a comment supporting OP into not kys-ing but even then, your comment is gay af, really, I mean it, don't you see how by saying "Look at all these atheists serving Satan itt. OP these are the ppl who demand your blood sacrifice" it makes you look like a retarded mormon or judah's whitness or whatever.
Half or more jokingly saying it but I mean it.
>mfw falling for the jesus fucker bait
I want it quick and painless not slow and suffering
that dude is long gone, fuck off already
I'm telling this to every bastard that wants to kill himself. Do it like a mam goddamnit, go out there, kill a bunch od niggers or better, kikes and then get shot by the Police. That's the only right way to kill yourself.
gettin hit by train is actually a lower death rate and really not a good way to go... just saying
Also a paramedic here, my favorites are the ones who are already dead. It's way less work when you don't have to glue someone's wrists closed.
yeah do it like a ma'am
If you're going to cut, then get in a nice hot bath.
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Keked, have a (you)
Not sure but maybe yes, maybe not
Soo...he was behind all that...
I don’t have hot water
fake and gay
What has Danny devito got to do with this?
He's a beautiful man, also hurry up and kill yourself.
This is now a loli thread
Pretty sure the slit wrist figures are biased by fuckwits not going lengthwise and not doing it in a warm bath / with aspirin.
I've od off snorting it fuckin 7 times
dont slit your wrist its not likely to work and you could cut some tendons meaning in your likely survival you will lose all grip strngth
just make hydrogen sulfide with household chemicals and sniff it
You're right. Carbon monoxide is the way to go. I've passed out before from carbon monoxide exposure before. I felt kinda dizzy then passed out while standing. Knocked the side of my head on the way down. It's a blank space in memory. They said my skin and eyes were pale, and I was moaning. I don't remember it.
but who was photo
Jesus Christ. I have been in that situation. It changed me.
why kill yourself when you can do heroic things before dying, like snuffing out a black neighborhood or shoot up your local mosque
you retard where the fuck did you cut?!
That's some liberalistic shit if I've heard it.
Everyone has the opportunity to do anything.
Unless you're some third world nigger who's doomed to live a life of poverty, you have a chance.
As the great Dostoyevsky once said:
"The world says: 'You have needs -- satisfy them. You have as much right as the rich and the mighty. Don't hesitate to satisfy your needs; indeed, expand your needs and demand more.'
This is the worldly doctrine of today. And they believe that this is freedom.
The result for the rich is isolation and suicide, for the poor, envy and murder."
Though they may not be extremely rich or poor, they are definitely an extreme faggot.
Ok just help me please I need it the most
How the fuck should I make my mom proud of me?
Just do a flip
Depending on if you have a dick or not, I can help you. Give me a way to contact you.
I'm serious.
dont to it sweetheart
Пoмoгy.
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You're an attention-seeking faggot
Wait it out a few years- go to school- get a job- you'll find a good group of friends- a good guy or girl you'll love- you'll make something of yourself.
I'm assuming you're in your mid 20s or younger, and are experiencing something of an existential crisis.
It'll pass- quit feeling bad for yourself, and actually make a life worth living.
Fucking make up. stop this fagotry right now!
real blood doesnt do that. you can clearly see the texture of the paste that was put on.
also cutting both wrist?? you do know that you lose muscle tension in your hand when you do this. so how the hell did you hold hte knife to cut the 2nd wrist???
This is an old picture newfag
The hell it is!
A bit late aren't yah?
That doesnt make it any less fake
you guys hid this one pretty well...
na mate. this is a old picture