ylyl - post something funny or your mother gets cancer in her tits edition
Ylyl - post something funny or your mother gets cancer in her tits edition
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Hit or miss?
I guess they never miss, huh?
“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” Matt Kirshen (2011)
You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya!
(mwah!)
Tit cancer for your mother then
Which is it?
it's a hit
Wait what?
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Why don't black kids shoot up their schools?
Garcon, this pasta is cold
>black kids in school
They're too busy dropping out of school and shooting up their neighborhoods at a disproportionate rate.
I'm pretty sure my aunt doesn't have a 14 inch penis.
Is this a hot dude or an ugly girl?
Im attracted to it so I wanna say ugly girl but 7/10 times that means dude
Stfu she went on ig confirming she's a girl and sick of your bullying. She's very pretty
Too true, harvey was the reason I stopped watching ff
Soo...he was behind that?
because they don't go to school, they shoot up their hood.
ha, you got me :)
Reported for underage. Enjoy the ban.
Transphobia at it's best.
>>Spawn camping.jpg
Canada, family takes their son to surgeon because of knee pain.
Surgeon takes one look and says: "Well, looks like it's gender dysphoria, we'll have to cut off your son's penis".
The family is angered and they go to a different doctor.
He says "Jeez, those crazy surgeons only want to cut off something. Here, I'll prescribe you these pills and the penis will fall off by itself"
2019 Jim Carrey looks like he's sucking Hollywood dick and posting autistic anti-Trump memes because he desperately needs a paycheck after gazillion box office hits
This man wants to impregnate his 13 year old girlfriend.
to bad jim carrey is a liberal faggot now
I unironically want to hire a dozen or more of these guys to be at my funeral, all with the most intense service they offer.
You gettin Venti'd
youtu.be
>these days /pol/ fags can derail anything
Why are you faggots so butthurt over peoples opinions on social media. Do you have to spend 90% of your time crying about worthless garbage?
Ill do it for $20 im not jumping in the grave though, my dress shoes cost around $200 and you arent worth that.
Newfags won't get it beyond haha concentration camp
>2 comments
>Literal meltdown
Libs need to calm their fucking tits sometimes.
This gif is funny because the canine has no understanding of its mortality.
Ive been here since 05, nothing to be proud of. And i still dont get it. But hey if you think understanding one obscure joke makes you special
>keep being special
Its a ylyl thread, not you whine and bitch
faggot
>dicksizing this hard on an anonymous image board
There's a whole world of political tendencies. Someone who calls you out for making everything about yours isn't necessarily a liberal.
Abloobloo call the cops and have them arrested.
Quit your bitching, snowflake.
Flash backs of high school.
Nigga
And stop samefagging literal child.
>one post
>samefagging
Retard.
Altia is awesome
I like this
Well fuck is he doing a sex change?
You got a mom, I bet she doesnt love ya! MWAH
>Girl
not bad user, quite nice.
so do we.
I'd like to strap her naked to a cannon and light the fuse with my firey erection.
Been here since the fucking start. Back for a day.
Also- don't get it.
fuck off, dick.
what sort of diving certification do you get with that?
lost
This is maga country, nigger faggot!
Lel
checked
who is elliot? Thats butthad retard.
Most of these are shit. I'm winning as of now.
There are no winners here
the only way to win is not to play
Thanks Shawn, love you!
Fuck my cool aunt really does look like that...
How I've missed you..
Really dark, but I keked.
Elliot Rodger, the supreme gentleman.
Zuck post time
The joke is that they’re Jewper Mario brothers
The joke is that they’re Italian war criminals
The joke is they’re there to fix the gas
The joke is that everything in the picture is fictional
The joke is that they’re being executed for being gay
Mine does. You're really missing out.
I’m going to straight to Hell for saving this image. I’m a really edgy faggot, I couldn’t help myself.
Why is this person a meme and why do they look like a guy
Well... that's not pleasant to watch i gotta say
haHA funny
Killing yourself would be even funnier, dumb cunt.
That one is pretty funny
> The cat ate the melon
Even less pleasant for the doge.
(Faggot)
So do most of us. STFU!!!
What is this supposed to mean
kek
This is actually top notch. Meta as fuck too
Right? And is he a pedophile because he molested himself? Classic time travel trope.
This is good
hey, I've seen that hobo bj somewhere before
I recognize that gay blowjob!
U must b gay then haha
because you gave it?
pretty sure they were mocking him
yes they were trying to but those jackasses let him look fucking awesome
I like family feud
This
I actually lol'd picturing this. They all have to be big black guys too. Imagine, they're all crying, but there are so many that they're like lining up and taking turns just jumping down into the grave, climbing back out, doing it again, like pro wrestlers doing body slams, everybody is just like WTF was this guy into hahahahahah
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Something funny
i died
inb4 caveman
The funny thing here is that this has traditionally always been a job
Hey Vsauce
mind giving me source on this shitpost
I don't get it
Suck a dick nigger
Could we have a ylyl where we all threaten each other and pretend we know where each other lives? I miss those kinds of threads.
Thank you, Shawn the Pocket Shark
Are you new here? His name's Ray Pist.
C'mon men, it's too late, take your meds and go to sleep
got me
fuck off redditor.
The ifunny watermark ruined it
Wow... This one made me feel
I just lost The Game
almost alomost lost
girl, just autistic
Imitation false story outbound:
>be you
>either 16 or younger or 18 or older, inclusive
>total chad, get laid constantly
>confident around girls prior to middle school, when some bitch was mind abstinent with me
>have an older sister, not 16 at this or any time
>my sister is boy sane, has no desire to date anyone
>>announces that she's "unable to see someone"
>father and I don't talk about how to stab the legitimate heir to his father's estate.
>few days earlier, takes the dude away
>short, fat kid with blonde hair and 20/20 vision
>invisibly confident
>my father and I stand up and tell him that he's "walked out of the courtroom"
>are silent for many minutes
>we go in
>dad does not inform me "it is going to last"
>sis goes away from home
>keeps to herself that it was "not fun"
>exactly not a week later, my sister does not tell me that her bf was platonic friends with a high school girl in the future
>she's unperturbed that he publicly wants this high school girl front
>exactly a week earlier, underhear a monologue opposite my sister and my mother
>"We are a thing currently"
>notattemptingtoconceallackofamusement.txt
>don't tell my father this
>cries measuredly
>mfw my dad did not predict approximately how his daughter's first relationship would go up
Last night I James Bond Burgered your sister?
Last night I 007 quarter pounder with cheesed your sister?
Last night I double pounded your sister?
mein Negger
N-nice f-f-feet...
thats a long ass neck
is this the legendary snake doggo
He predicted that a high school relationship wouldn't last? What a fuckin' genius. Also, what was the point of explaining anything about yourself in the beginning if the story wasn't about you?
Kek lold and lost
i know this is some fucked up shit so im not touching it can someone explain what happens?
double pounded sounds right to me
somebody post the fucking bear
Ray Pist ends up fucking the dog and cumming inside it.
Nice spin on shitty meme
this is now a thing i guess
You newfags need to get your shit straight. He's the 6th Bond, and that was the number 9 on McDonald's menu.
>checked
How could a wolf handle a glass it has no thumb... And the robe, its not possible wtf
implying i could move forward
get 33
Godspeed, Shawn. I appreciate the protection.
WTF! Is this the tard class or something?
...
OP's face.
I lose everytime the wheelchair goes past.
But hes transphobic bc she doesn't have a penis
theoden isnt king of gondor reeeeeee
Got dubs
kek, but who is this guy, what did he do??
MOOOAAR
I know this is retarded on purpose but if the earth spun at the speed of sound we actually would all be flung off. Fake and gay
Neymar Jnr
I'm hiring this nigga for the time of my dissolution
Yay! The butthurt faggot of never having that guy suck dog cum out of his asshole while he rapes kids! You know the cops are closing in on you, right? Every post you make begging him to watch you rape little boys while you suck a greasy load of dog semen out of his ass gets the FBI a little closer to stopping you. You know what they'll do to you in prison, right?
Say what you want about these tards but I can't remember the last time I was this happy
Holy checked
It's cancer. But, this AIDS-hole is literally all cancer now, so who cares? One more faggot that Yea Forums sperg-masturbates out to.
Kek
You must live a sad, miserable life if you're jealous of actual retards because they're goofing around
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Arrangment of sausages and pizza confuses the viewer, bowl of ramen with Chinese name, pair of legs that clearly aren't wearing pants, and a burned oven mitt that contradicts the cleanliness of the rest of the items and background. Give it a fucked up camera quality and BOOM! Good cursed image.
Those legs. Sure, she is a girl. Sure....
More cancer from the eternal butthurt faggot of child rape and dog semen eating! YAY! MORE FAGGOT CANCER! The cops are closing in, you should be worried faggot. No little kids for you to rape in prison, and you'll never get him to let you suck that sweet sweet dog jizz out of his asshole, faggot. Die from your AIDS!
That thing in the wheelchair looks like it's tripping hard
thank god i never went through the autistic edgy "gore is funny" phase
Kek
Crying for his dog-cum-filled asshole won't get him to watch you rape 5 year old boys while you suck dog cum out of his asshole, faggot. Kill yourself before the cops (ON THEIR WAY FAGGOT) get you and you have to get 'raped' by niggers all day...which I'm sure isn't your ultimate fantasy at all.
Calm down faggot
No matter which way you slice it those prices are a steal
something funny
More dubs
>2019
>people still getting trolled by shovel dog
lol
I thought the 'joke' was more like HURR DURR I POZTEDZ A PIK DAT MEEZ NUFFIN NOW MUMMI MAKE ME TEDIEZ AN MOUNTAIN DEWZ
>(download)
They did a great job of doing that by creating a 6 story effigy of him...
AHAHAHA I bet those guys who actually take time to make those pictures laugh at it's stupidity themsslves. Inceldom is funny af
fuck you, i hope you stub your toe, fucking virgin. how about getting laid instead of wasting your entire life as an incel
newfag
thats copypasta
ACTUAL TRUE CANCER POSTED:
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>girl, just autistic
denial, you're a faggot and can't admit it
K
pretty autistic of you
wp
Hahaha good one! Mind if I save it?
who's this guy again?
Underage b&
Theres a reason no one likes you
I recognize that gay blow job
"nice guys" whenever they ask a girl out
:/
Dubs confirm that my life is shit
Lost
Back to your tranny discord you piece of shit
One of you got trips but none got the reference.
Back to your ben sharpiro compilations you virgin low Iq faggot
Is this also bait? Or retardCeption?
autism: the picture
Not only is this shit, but you didn't even have the fucking decency to crop it fuck you. Pic related, I hope you have epilepsy and no eppi. That would raise the average IQ.
That 1 fucking got me. Just when I was starting to figure out what I was looking at that fucking wheel chair goes by
The pic shows both Ben 10 and Glen 20. Ben is supposed to be scared of Glen because he has the number 20 when Ben has 10. A bigger number is usually better which is why Ben should be scared.
Tard pride parade?
#
Not only is this shit, but you didn't even have the fucking decency to crop it fuck you. Pic related, I hope you have epilepsy and no eppi. That would raise the average IQ.
>Robinhood has a white guy's dick
>His tunic has a fly
dumb furries.
they still post this? I left Yea Forums for like 3 months probably more and they still post this?
Nice feet
seriously... sometime I envy their innocence
>>Robinhood has a white guy's dick
Makes sense, I mean, he was a white guy
This picture is oddly heterosexual
That his 13 year old gf looks like a trap.
Unalive urself
>being his butthurt
>virgin detected
no one's being "trolled" by this shit anymore you fucking mongoloid. pls neck
Your response was emotional and over the top, you faggot. You were trolled.