Hello fellow b/tards. Let's enjoy this fine Sunday by helping each other out.
Random useful info thread
Let's make each other's lives easier.
I'll start
Throw some toilet paper down in the toilet and shit onto it.
Never again will disgusting toilet water splash onto your ass
If you can't be caught doing it, steal as much shit possible from your workplace. If you died tomorrow, they would find a replacement within 2 weeks.
More toilet related info.
Use a stool when making stool.
Bringing your knees up above your anus which helps you get all your shit out. And easier
Alcohol is designed to keep you from succeeding.
>Never again will disgusting toilet water splash onto your ass
i actually like the splash
You can also lean forward, if you don't have a stool.
Don't ever give people money instead be the person who gets the money. If you ever find yourself in a position where you are giving money to someone else and it isn't for your own benefit; stop, take a breath and leave that situation immediately.
Lovers are a dime a dozen. There is no such thing as star-crossed lovers except in stories. Especially never EVER give money to someone you love unless it is to your direct benefit. Just because you love them doesn't mean they love you.
Don't smoke cigarettes. It hurts you physically and makes you a corporate whore that whatever tobacco company will own completely.
Don't smoke weed. It is highly overrated and incredibly detrimental to your mental well-being. People who say otherwise are those who have no reason to become a productive member of society. This goes back to the first lesson; don't ever give money to people unless it is to your direct benefit. Buying weed will never benefit your life.
Really, just don't buy drugs in general. They are unnecessary and the only people who need them should have been removed from the gene pool a long time ago.
Don't ever buy into someone else's philosophy. Words are stronger than you might imagine and anyone babbling at you DOES have an affect on your mind. In fact, never do anything for anyone else that does not directly help your goals or else you are helping THEIR goals.
If you don't go to college then don't feel entitled to complain about how shit your life is. I can promise that no one cares about you. At all. Not even your closest lovey-dovey friends. Accept this and move on.
You will die one day. Accept this and move on.
Stealing, lying and cheating work. Accept this and move on.
You probably are a piece of shit loser. Accept this and move on.
alchohol was probably the reason you were alive today to type that post
This is very true. Morality is just to keep you from getting ahead.
Misinformation is most powerful when hidden inside truths.