I have to randomly wipe my ass like 3-4 times a day, always an hour or so after I take a shit, normally when I’m walking around.
This is a serious problem for me as it’s incredibly uncomfortable and gets to the point where my ass just itches like crazy. I carry some toilet paper in my pocket most of the time so I can wipe my ass on the go if I’m not near a bathroom. If I forgot toilet paper I have to use a receipt or something out of my wallet.
I don’t know what to do. I wipe my ass the paper comes out clean when I poop, but inevitably 45min-1hour later it always starts to itch and I have to wipe it again. Does ANYONE else have this problem? I can’t google it and I need to know if there a solution to this. Pic unrelated.
I used to have the same problem then i started showering daily and it cleared up. Wash your ass. Get those fingers up in your booty hold and pull that lingering shit out.
Nolan Bailey
Your ass is leaking due to a shit diet. Quit eating fast food, try this stuff called fiber and you'll be fine. Oh and eat less because you're probably a fat ass.
Does that mean that Americans and Mexicans have the worst skid marks
Carter Smith
Ask your doctor.
Noah Scott
Men have periods too
Cameron Watson
You have an internal hemorrhoid. Eat more fiber. If you're at home, rinse your butt in the shower after you poop.
Adam Martinez
How the hell are you supposed to do that. Drop your pants, turn on the water, and just lean your ass over the tub into the shower?
Joshua Morris
I went to the middle east years ago and bidets were standard there for all of the higher-end apartments.. After just one summer, I was totally changed on shitting hygiene practices and will never go back. The western world is doing it all wrong. Normally the most hygienic society, America is in the dark ages when it comes to cleaning your ass. Paper is not enough. Wipes are not enough. Only a bidet will truly get you clean.
I will never live in a house without one again.
Jaxon Perry
I have the same problem yes, it's because we're fat and eat poorly.
Christopher Peterson
Wipe your ass right the first time
Lucas Carter
Are you fully retarded? How do you clean your ass when you take a shower moron?
Robert Clark
It's not worms these morons know nothing. Worms give u a tickle inside yer asshole. And it's not necessarily a bad diet. When I changed my diet and started eating healthy I had a similar problem. I would get swamp ass. Farting a lot more and they were moist farts. So I would have to wipe my ass through out the day. The EXACT same thing happened to my buddy when he changed his diet. Did u change yer diet?
Benjamin Lewis
>itches like crazy
it could just be itching because you keep whiping it. your skin gets irritated and yet you keep whipe it, damaging the skin, the itching is a normal process of skin recovery.
it could also be because of worms, get that checked.
it could also be hemorrhoids. stop pushing so hard when you poop.
Shit once a day, like at night before bed, then take a shower right afterwards and your fine for the next day. Make sure you wash your ass though.
Gabriel Richardson
Same user. I have some wet wipes in my room and have wipe with one or two and that helps. Put in bin afterwards.
Michael Rivera
Before I go out I mean but not always.
Jose Parker
Use body powder. Happens to me, especially after I shit. It's mostly sweat mixing with the remainder of shit and sloshes around. Just use some nice smelling body powder in the morning, and maybe carry some with you and apply during the day.
Levi Myers
>How do you clean your ass when you take a shower moron? he doesn't obviously
Your body is made to squat when you poop so everything comes out. When you sit on a toilet there will always be a little poop left even after you wipe that slowly works its way to your asshole. Get a poop stool or a bidet
Charles King
This is exactly right. I use a stool for my feet to bring my knees up higher
