Your life sucks, user! Why are you not living it in nature like me?
Your life sucks, user! Why are you not living it in nature like me?
Matthew Stewart
Hudson Smith
That place looks dope as fuck.
David Smith
Honestly I tried living in nature but I got sick after eating some dick.
Noah Ortiz
Why? I think you are a weekend ranger.
Living in nature is hell.
> Be me
Bad idea
> have nice wooden house
Spiders love it too, 12 hours a day cleaning the cobbs won't clear them away.
> Have nice garden
Have to put 100's meters of fence else the wild pigs ruin my begonias.
> Plant bananas for self grown natural organic fruit.
You know how many kinds of animals are ahead of me? If not monkeys, then bats, rats, mongoose, not counting birds and insects.
> Build shed for garden gear
Shed gets completely eaten in 1 year by termites.
> Have huuuuug veranda with nice open view and panorama
Untill you experience how deep horizontal rain penetrates into your house.
> Grow vegetables.
Monkeys now coming per touring car and leaving waving with McDonalds flags.
> Take nice evening walk.
Step on toads, little flies in eyes and hey, who could know there was a scorpion hiding in your shoes?
> Dream becomes nightmare. Live inside house with doors closed.
tears welling.jpg
Here have a cup of hartwarming tea.
> Gecko shits in tea.
Wyatt Gray
you live in a lodge with all meals provided?
you're really roughing it
Landon Evans
You're ruining my thread, user. Go away.
Jason Morales
>Go away
and I'm outta here
Blake Stewart
>singing birds
>pure silence
>go fishing on the lake in pure pristine nature
>sun shines on your belly
>catch and grill on your boat
>absolute healthy fish
>there another one on the grill with you
>lifes so good
>checkout my alcohol distillery
>checkout my vegetable crops
>lets take a onion and some cabbage
>cook n grill delicious food
>take a nap with doggo
And you say what?
Jose Hughes
Awesome I’m so happy someone found this. What a fucking cuck
Caleb Cruz
Get the fucking out of my fucking thread, you fucking mongoloid. What the fuck is your point ruining my thread?
Tyler Davis
>pure silence
Liam Moore
Logan Ross
GET REEEEE
NOT EVERYONE HAS THE MONEY FOR IT
Mason Nguyen
>singing birds
Check. Including the mental ones picking at my window 12 hours non-stop
>pure silence
I wish I was deaf. Litterally the only silence I get is from 5 seconds before an earthquake happens.
>go fishing on the lake in pure pristine nature
No lake, have ponds though.
All fish eaten by monitor lizzards.
>sun shines on your belly
Check. Shirt needed against stinging caterpillars.
>catch and grill on your boat.
The only monkey I manage to capture was too skinny
>absolute healthy fish
never get the chance.
Chickens are killed by feret-like demons by the way
>there another one on the grill with you
I wish
>lifes so good
I wish
>checkout my alcohol distillery
You think I have time for hobbies setting up fences, chasing monkeys and kicking rat's butts?
>checkout my vegetable crops
That's what the monkeys heard.
>lets take a onion and some cabbage.
They prefer beans. They pick more than they can carry
>cook n grill delicious food
White rice with nothing left
>take a nap with doggo
Doggo is busy digging holes under the fence in order to have a house party with the wild pigs later tonight.
Wyatt Jackson
I forgot to mention the 20 different kinds of ants.
About half of those are so aggressive they make you walk like this.
Angel Kelly
>you're ruinning my thread.
Ayden Allen
So a fishing shack in west Virginia?
Luke Wilson
You are indeed, bunch of grumpy grey haired soursops
Jace Myers
>soursops
huh? A fake "cure for cancer"?
Luke Baker
wut?
Pun not intended.
Just a fruit that grows on trees to me.
Sour sweet taste.
Tree got felled by termites - yes they also eat living woods.
Ryder Cook
Nah a delicious fresh tropical fruit
Henry Nguyen
My weekend cabin in the woods of S.W. PA.
Brayden Baker
where are you from originally?
Chase Perez
You have Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater house?
Suh-weet
Nathaniel Ramirez
Belgium, living in Indonesia
Hunter Powell
Not that guy but I had one in Vietnam
Adam Brooks
How is Indonesia? I'm planning a trip to SE Asia soon and would consider Indonesia
Isaiah Torres
Your problem isn't living in nature.
Its the fact you live in africa.