>be me >24 year old virgin >whole life in same small town >everybody knows everybody >still surrounded by the same people I went to school with >never asked any of the girls out >only 1 has ever shown any interest in me >she's 4/10 at best >sick of being incel >Ask girl out HolyShitSheSaidYes.jpg >first date goes well >lots of kissing and touching >could probably have fucked her then, but CAN'T! >have skin tag on dick, it's brown and I'm very self conscious about it >Google about surgery to remove it >see blogs about removing skin tags with apple cider vinegar >buy apple cider vinegar, cotton pads, band-aids >apply vinegar soaked cotton pad to dick and attach it with band-aid >do same process for 1 week straight HolyShittingFuckItWorked.png >skin tag dried and shrivelled and fell off >arrange to spend night in hotel with her >she says YES! >Go out to eat, walk and chat, kiss - usual date stuff >get back to hotel room and kiss on bed watching TV >put my hand in her panties >she puts her hand down my jeans >we undress each other >she starts kissing down my chest, my stomach, down, down >dick is diamonds af >She reaches my cock and stops suddenly >makes strange sniffing sound >holds her mouth like she wants to puke >gets dressed, leaves - no explanation >doesn't return my calls >ignores me when I see her around the town >notice people laughing and whispering as I walk by >a couple of days later, out of nowhere "HEY LOOK, IT'S VINEGAR DICK" >find out she told everybody my dick stinks of vinegar >everybody now calls me vinegar dick, literally everybody >go to eat in local fast food place "Would you like vinegar on that" >staff all laughing and mocking me >people keep leaving sachets of vinegar in my mail box mfw I'll now forever be known as vinegar dick :'(
Classic case of vinegar dick OP, don't listen to all the fags who thought this was twittter and couldn't spare 30 seconds to read.
Adrian Peterson
fuck off pleb
Camden Lewis
Just get drunk and fight somebody so you will be known as angry sad dude.
Adam Barnes
Fuckin retard. If you vinegar your dick, you gotta vinegar everything. That way your whole body has the same smell and people won't make fun of your dick.
Ayden Stewart
>notice people laughing and whispering as I walk by >a couple of days later, out of nowhere "HEY LOOK, IT'S VINEGAR DICK" >find out she told everybody my dick stinks of vinegar >everybody now calls me vinegar dick, literally everybody >go to eat in local fast food place "Would you like vinegar on that" >staff all laughing and mocking me >people keep leaving sachets of vinegar in my mail box mfw I'll now forever be known as vinegar dick Fake
Thomas Nguyen
He was born in a small town He was raised in a small town He will die in that same small town.
Ryan Turner
Holy shit, vinegar dick, good story, but i realy hope its fake
