My roommate is gone for the day...taking requests. Dubs decides

My roommate is gone for the day...taking requests. Dubs decides.

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Dirty panties

Let’s see some socks!

Dirty kantiges! Pic of roommate?

Leave

cum on everything

Make their bed. Tidy their room abit

Fuck the kissen

All I could find

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Find her vibrator/dildo, post a pic, suck it

Find her dildo collection obviously

hide some (literal) shit in their pillow

take a shit and put tiny pieces everywhere

Good dubs, but at what point did OP say their roomate was female?

This.
This is as fucked as all the other suggestions.

rerolling for this

it doesnt matter

check

came for this, except make their bed the wrong way round

Already looked couldn’t find one
Dw she’s a girl

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that's either a girl's room or a very gay dude's room, either way there's a dildo collection to be found

Flowers, candles, Victoria secret brand socks, namaste pillow... Either a girl or gay, either way there's something in that room to penetrate with.

You're not looking hard enough

Turn 360 degrees and walk out of her room.

Tale all of the cutlery, put it on the table and arrange it into a pentagram shape

Go into the kitchen and grab the first thing you see from "the second draw down" . Take a picture of it, then stick it inside your anus.

Idk where else to look

Find some chalk and write this post number on the driveway concrete

cum in panties

(Attempt to) make an 8 egg omelette

Write "yr mom gey lmao" on the bathroom mirror.

In blood.

Lay clothes on bed and piss on them

Nothing.

Rearrange everything hanging on the wall

Both of these

Rolling again for this
Hide the omelette in her bed

Big poops in the top drawer

Place pieces of paper everywhere in the house saying "newfags can't triforce"

Gone again? We had this thread yesterday.

Realise that the only time someone will get dubs is when they don't issue a command, or issue a command that is logically impossible.

Then ponder the meaningless of your existence until someone proves me wrong.

Cum onto her pillow.

>one off trips
FUCK

Monitoring the thread in hope for some good shit. Find that vibrator OP, every girl has one.

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Strip naked, go outside and loudly proclaim "I am the king of the ancient land"

this and don't clean afterwards

Chug black coffee

Shit in the bed

look for sd cards / cameras. post wins.

get a lump of coal and put it in one of her socks. it'll take a while to find it and she will think it's a death omen.
Also get her some decorations with some god damn accent colors. that room is terrible.

Bake her a cake, if she asks what's the occasion, it's because she's "now less of a cunt "