Wtf is this on my dick?

What you been putting your dick in boy? Some candy ass roody poos?

This actually might make some sense, as I first noticed it while doing a piss roughly an hour after sex (with protection), assuming it was caused by friction.
Would it also explain the smaller spots too though?

His symptoms are the overwhelming urge to put as many cocks in his mouth as possible.
That is because OP is a fag
That is why OP has AIDS

How the fuck do you get a blood blister on your fucking cock unless you have been using it as a fucking bottle opener or some shit???
Jesus Christ.

thats the last time i ask op to pass the bottle opener

My research concludes that HIV/AIDS does not present itself in this way, so fuck you guys

That's a early sign of penial cancer. Malignant cancer. Go to doctor to make sure . Don't ask/b/

Looks like a blood blister to me, though i cant think of any reason of how that got there. Search and learn about blood blister, if you think one of the causes of blood blisters happened to you on your dick, then that might just be it.

You're going to unlive fam

I concur. I spent 5 years as an orderly in an oncology ward and it sure looks like penile cancer to me. It is pretty widely accepted now that penile cancer massively increases your chances of getting HIV - so OP probably has the doubleheader now.