What the fuck is this thing on my dick?

What the fuck is this thing on my dick?

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Galleria??

Genital wart aka HPV

I first noticed it a few years ago, just a small lump under my skin. Never thought much of it.
About a year ago I noticed what looked like a really tiny hole in my skin around the edges of the lump. Got curious, but still didn't think much of it.
I looked at it today after a fap session and realized something was protruding out of the hole, being whatever the lump was.
Now the lump which looks like a seed is just under half sticking out. I can push it further out and push it back in a bit but haven't pushed it more than 75% out as it was hard to get back in and I'm worried if I push it all the way out and it's attached still that it'll catch on my pants and shit.
Gonna see a doctor soon but theories?

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Pull that shit out and take a picture, why would you want to keep it attracted?

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Youre seriously a fuckin nasty fuck for not pullin that shit out idk what the fuck is wrong with you.

ALIEN CHIP


DESTROY IT WITH GRAIN ALCOHOL ON A SWAB

Probably just an impacted hair follicle, its not gonna be attached to anything, more like a blackhead than anything else. pull it out, minor bleeding will probably ensue, will stop after like a minute.

Mate I don't want it in me to begin with
I was thinking maybe it's something that needs a doctor to be removed

Looks like a pimple squeeze that shit and take pic

I'm gonna take a shower soon and I'll try to pull it out
Will post results

alright cool beans

Why do you want some old man to touch your dick you fuckin faggot. You clearly get no pussy because if any woman saw that shit she would probably throw up.

It's definitely not a pimple, and I'm prettu sure it's not a wart or else it wouldn't be under the skin.

Congratulations, it's your brother... on your dick

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Pushing it out now

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Hey...nice, Elon

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It's out

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Wtf is it

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That was a big whitehead man, had smaller ones of those before. Lmao.... How anticlimactic

whitehead
?

YUREKA!!! YOUVE STRUCK GOLD!!

Can you take a picture of the thing sitting there? also do you still plan on seeing a doctor?

smell it

show the gaping hole

Are whiteheads usually hard? Things like a tiny pebble

Eat it .

looks like a lipoma

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Check em

ew what the fuck is that filth

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>2 dubs in a row

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Yeah, it's a build up of random gunk (dead skin cells, sweat, etc) in a pore. They fall out ez by themselves, and are pretty painless to remove.

Youve had it for how long? Would have turned into proper stone by now. Take care of shit like that earlier next time.

full blown nigger AIDS

Don't listen to any of these retards, you're fine

What a journey.

That could be a lipoma you faggot. its a benign fatty growth that is mobile under the skin and also painless.

As long as I can remember, but my memory is fucking horrible.
Refer to

best and worst thing i've seen on Yea Forums in a long time
thanks, op

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You blind turd, it came out of a pore, not from under the skin.

Firstly, trim your fucking man-bush. The seventies are over bro. Secondly, if you fucked anyone in the last few years you almost 100% got HIV. Enjoy your full blown AIDS

So any final assumptions as to what the fuck it was?
Alien chip seems reasonable

I'm way too fucking lazy for that

Calcium deposit

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Congratulations OP, you're a dad.

that tiny thing? that's your dick dude. my condolences.

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