I haven't seen him for about 3 days, I heard that his mother had an infection in her dirty cunt and she was unable to continue working her job as a prostitute.
>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
You're also blatantly breaking the "no thread flooding" global rule you fucking newfag. I swear pieces of shit like you killed this board. Die already.
Kayden Price
You're clearly a pathetic loser that requires sterilisation
You're clearly also a newfag. this isn't new, and YLYL threads on Yea Forums have been dogshit for years.
Elijah Ramirez
no, you are clearly underage with the way you say "you're clearly underage", when nothing points that out whatsoever.
Nathan Perez
>Essex kek
Bentley Lopez
Fuck!
Brody Lewis
holy fuck imagine being this much of a faggot newfag.
Joseph Morales
All one guy. Literally seething
Daniel Turner
Bump
Isaiah Smith
Lol Essex
Jackson Perez
Not funny
Joseph Robinson
post loli in the next thread
Nathan Evans
To the fucking pedo posting loli in all the ylyl threads. The world doesn't need you and killing yourself will only be a good thing.
Austin Roberts
roll
Evan Brooks
Kek that girl in thumbnail is a 16 year old girl that released nudes videos
Sebastian Richardson
Edgelord
Jace Murphy
Lost to this. What a start to a beautiful day.
Benjamin Mitchell
No the fuck he's not
Kevin Wood
This
Jacob Jenkins
this is making me angry
Kayden Myers
It looks exactly like the video you just watched.
Liam Baker
stands on a chair
Ryan Campbell
Reported
Jonathan Ross
Reported
Alexander Foster
HOLY FICKING KEK
Dylan Gonzalez
Reported
Bentley Phillips
Your gonna die alone bud.
Easton Evans
>no, you are clearly underage with the way you say "you're clearly underage", when nothing points that out whatsoever.
Asher Moore
i'll give you a kek my friend
Nicholas Bennett
wow
Julian Adams
I don't understand
Benjamin Richardson
who tf is this fag
Joseph Turner
You're from NH user? What part, friend?
Jason Gonzalez
copi paste a
Jace Richardson
well played
Alexander Ortiz
fuck you
Colton King
Asss
Sebastian Bell
clearly someone composing a song in an invented notation on their filthy bed in their disgusting hoarder house (colorized)
Tyler Green
I can attest to Humptulips being a real town in Washingtom
Dylan Powell
What
Jaxon Brown
I don't know how many times I've fallen for this.
Adrian Thomas
I second
Kayden Davis
Partial arts
Matthew Morgan
im not him but i'm enjoying it and i already knew that
Noah Perez
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
Andrew Murphy
Canada, family takes their son to surgeon because of knee pain. Surgeon takes one look and says: "Well, looks like it's gender dysphoria, we'll have to cut off your son's penis". The family is angered and they go to a different doctor. He says "Jeez, those crazy surgeons only want to cut off something. Here, I'll prescribe you these pills and the penis will fall off by itself"
Bentley Allen
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Noah Roberts
Newfag.
Jordan Perry
dfsfsd
Noah White
Honestly tho who is this? And wat did he do to warrant this absurd amount of shitposting? It's been for so long, get help man!
Juan Hughes
Nigga there’s like a 2 year difference betwen them