Hey
There's this prick who almost drove over me in a parking lot. He knew where I was and almost drove over my feet, extremely rude.
Well the thing is now I know exactly where he parks and which one is his car.
So I'm gonna give back a bit.
I was thinking of pissing in a bottle and pouring it in the red part in my pic.
Will this make his car smell like piss when he turns on the AC? That's the goal.
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No you dumbass. That's a simply a drain for water to flow through.
Just stick something up his tail pipe and call it a day.
I'd rather have his car smell like my piss.
What would be the best way to do this?
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windshield pranks are always the best because they stand out without damaging anything.
So you have the subtle sticker right in front of the driver's line of sight that you repeat every day to make him mad over time, or the powerful one-shot with a small can of wallpaper glue, a wide brush and a bag of dust from your vacuum cleaner.
They're both pretty effective, but I like the sticker one because it makes people really crazy.
>ou could try to bend the window open enough to get a small pipe in there on some models with frameless door windows, get a torch and melt the headlights...
Or you can have the tiny sticker in another position every day so he has to search for it!
OP stop being a pussy and pour sugar down his fuel tank
this
implying op has access to a strangers fuel tank -.-
>buy a small spray bottle
>fill it with piss
>spray his door handle every day
I like this one, but removing a sticker would be too easy. I think I might spray paint a dick on the drivers side.
>No you dumbass. That's a simply a drain for water to flow through.
Wrong. Under that grate below the windshield is almost always the A/C intake for a car. So your plan would work fine, OP, although it would be better to go buy some fox or deer musk/piss from Walmart or an outdoor store, to really amp up the smell.
Once in a while is ok, but mainly in plain sight is better because it makes the guy think and worry: Is the car tagged for stealing? Is he tagged for something? It's gonna drive him nuts.
This is why I came asking here. Good one.
The point of the sticker is repetition.
I'm gonna get him
Most older cars have 0 gas tank protection.
Would be trivial on basically anything older than 2010
You can do that, or you can destroy the liscence plate stickers and cost him a fortune in fines.
Buy superglue and glue some toilet paper to the paint of his car
Here's what you do you massive faggot pussy soy boy. All butt hurt because someone "almost" ran over your foot. Next time you go out drinking you should drink way to much. After getting home and sucking your nigger boyfriends dick swallow his cum then puke into a big zip lock bag. Throw the bag into the freezer and forget about it until summer. When the faggot cracks his window because of the heat slide said puke/cum brick though the slot in the window onto the drivers seat.
I knew a guy who just walked around the car and scratched every panel with a sharp object in one continous motion.
it looks terrible and the guy effectively had to get the whole care painted.
If you want to do something involving smell, order some Surströmming and use the juice.
Or just key the shit out of it, press so hard it leaves a scratch in the sheet metal, not just the paint.
Use some superglue,and some type of material to glue the mirrors shut. Pour brake fluid on his paint if you really want to fuck shit up
So that's why the aircon sprays water when it raining...
You fucking dumbass
Are you fucking retarded lmao. Literally google it before you call someone out you kissless virgin.
Doesnt do anything beside clog up the lines and cause a little more than normal carbon buildup in engine, really its an at home in your driveway with an hour or so of time to kill in order to fix it
Retarded faggot
No piss will get in though, so it's a fucking stupid idea
They are the exterior air vents, you stupid fucking low IQ retard. I work with cars. Now go back to your moms basement you fat smelly virgin.
My god you're retarded.
The intakes are under there, but liquid doesn't enter the vents you stupid fuck
Doubt you can even change a wheel
Lmfao. Read his post “will this make the car SMELL like piss?”. Are you that much of a neanderthal?
Let the air out of his tires. Do not slash them, but unscrew the cap on the valve and wedge a tiny pebble into the stem so it keeps releasing air
And it won't
No more than pissing anywhere on the car because no piss will get into the vents
it will still smell of piss you mongoloid. thats why the air circulation button closes those vents. so you dont smell the outside...
there are tools out there that can strip the valve outa the wheel also popping the side of the tyre makes it un repairable and they will have to get a new one
It’s a common prank to pour milk down there so the car smells of sour milk. So yes, it will.
Shit on his windscreen
No it isnt. Its because the aircon is far more efficient if its recircluating already cooled air rather than hot exterior air making the compressor run 100% of the time.
Just like the common prank of sugar in the fuel.
It does jack shit, it's urban legend
It’s a real thing, do some research in future before you chime in with your lack of knowledge.
Of course it won't fucking work you spastic. Cars happen to be waterproof, otherwise rain water would get in the AC and fuck it up. Pour a load of cellulose thinners on the bonnet and be done with it
It works, it fucks up the fuel lines, but how are you going to get it in there? All modern cars have locking gas fill caps
And when you turn on the air you can smell the outside, so yes it will work, you fucking spastic.
Dumb cunt
Stamping your very wont make it true
That's true, but it's so much more inconvenient to have 4 flats and undamaged tires.
I think there's also some kinda of insurance loophole where if all 4 tires are slashed, insurance will cover it, but only if it's all 4. So slashing 3 would cause them to pay out of pocket
I was talking about the milk (in this case piss) in the air vent being a real thing
Piss is magic and will remain forever
So retarded
Sugar does nothing other than a little more carbon buildup on the valves.
There are many videos you could search on this.
All you have to do is take your lazy fat fingers and do a Google search to find out that it will work.
The piss is just going to flow straight out. Whatever minimal residue is left won't smell that bad, and will be washed away the next time it rains
So you’re accepting that it will work then. I didn’t say how long the smell would linger for.
Then use fermented piss or some other foul smelling liquid, it still will get the smell into the car which is my point
Milk might, because it congeals and rots.
Piss wont last more than it takes to dry
Combine disposal key with car paint
This is more my point. You want something that isn't water soluble as well so it hangs around. Like rancid fish oil or something
Epic pranks bro
I was just arguing the entire time that it may smell for an hour tops.
Fucking genius
OP is a bitch, man up and look up how to make thermite even the shitty mix that you will make will be able to burn through most of the engine.
also dont try and make rust from putitng a nail in water with current someone like you would hit/kill themself when trying just go to the junk yard and buy some scrap metal thats rusty
Piss wont work, you are wrong.
Stop arguing
Hey guys, this guy almost did something to me, but he didn't actually do it. Now I'm butthurt because I'm a gigantic insecure faggot. How should I fuck up his car and get arrested? Because you know, that's what pussies do. Sneak around behind people and damage their property. My dad told me to confront the guy like an adult, but that's so masculine. I don't want to be part of the patriarchy problem. Wut do bros?
do you know the model of car he drives? might give more ideas
The argument was that the “car is waterproof so no smell will get through the vents”. Which is fucking stupid because that’s literally how vents work. So I’m glad I taught you something today in that smells can get through those vents.
Depends on make/model. Some cars have a pollen/cabin filter fitted here others are behind the glove box.
The point of autism is repetition
No, that wasnt the argument at all.
You said something very specific, and it was wrong
You're getting desperate now
Just throw a cup of paint thinner on it and call it a day.
If no cameras are recording, be creative and paint lil peeners on his car.
The piss wouldn't smell once it's dry though
Just accept the fact that you lost the argument and I was right. Gotta go do real life things now with the family, maybe you’ll get one some day virgin. Cya
Destroy the value of car in 30 seconds. Pour/spray brake fluid on every painted panel. It eats through to the base and damn hard to remove. It will keep bubbling up after resprays. Scratch crosses on all glass withe glass cutter or diamond ring. Can't be polished out. Car is now a write off.
Shown to be wrong so you just outright deny it, claim a victory and pretend to storm off.
That's called a tantrum user
Hope that next time he hits you, you baby brain faggot
if you can open his gasoline latch just put some sugar cubes in it, like 20 of them should be fine
Give him the old sugar in the gas tank trick
finally a good thread
does he drive a lambo, OP?
checked, if not lambo what does he actually drive. make and model
>samefag
And this is where you lost 100%
Don't fuck with the car. Be a fuckin man and fight him. I'd beat you way worse if you fucked with my car. I'd give you just a regular beating for being a pussy, twice as bad beating for fuckin with my ride.
>1. walk into Wal-Mart
>2. head for sporting goods
>3. Buy racoon urine
>4. Spray on underside of door handles
>5. ????????????
>6. Profit
I'll check these quads for you dumb niggers who miss quads
You wouldn't do anything to anyone because you're a manlet
calm down chad
Ok kid, you're so edgy. I'd slap you and your momma for having a retard like you crawl out of her fat cunt.
>tips fedora
Just saying don't be a bitch and mess up a car. Be a man, fight. If you can't do that you deserve a beating. Sorry that facts hurt pussies.
If you do enough damage you will get charged with a felony, having said THAT...steal all of the lugnuts off of his wheels, every fucking one unless they are locking ones.
Oh no, I've damaged his fragile masculinity :(
Ur an faggot kek
Are you on some kind of drugs?
How's your eyesight?
You should drink the piss and then give him a blowjob faggot.
Yes, you have damaged my fragile ego with your passive aggressive words.
I can see well enough to put my dick in your mouth and skull fuck you till I feel happy.
Just put a potato in the pipe, car will be dead. There are so many potatos buyer that the police won't be able to find you, it will fall into the "cost to much time for you mam' "
You're definitely unstable
>you
Yes, I am.
Go buy ham and balogna and throw it on his car. 100% paint problems
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Thread filled with pussies that run from conflict. It's ok, that's why guys like me protect your pussy asses. I bet I could slap your mom's and most of you wouldn't do shit. Sad little fat people.
Or some eggs.
>I bet I could slap your mom's and most of you wouldn't do shit.
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