Does flashlights feel like real vaginas?

Does flashlights feel like real vaginas?

I'm a kissless virgin and i bought one and i'm not impressed

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I've never used one, but I had a similar experience with actual vaginas.

first off, your grammar sucks.

i would assume it isnt nearly as warm or fleshy feeling, but it gets the job done. the biggest plus is being a 1 time investment vs having to invest money and time into actual women

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Not even close. I've had one of those and I've been 4 different vaginas. It feels good enough to cum in, but nowhere near as good as the real deal.

Not really. Not if she's into it. I mean, there's more to sex than just penetration anyway, but even that part usually feels better. Again, if she's into it. Dry pussy is fun for no one.

In what way?

Your hand will feel better than a real pussy.

The sensation isn't what sex is all about, it's everything else that makes it good, the psychological, that's why we're rarely ever content with fucking just one girl.

Don't build it up too much, sex is awesome, don't get me wrong, but it's not really what people build it up to be, or at least losing your virginity isn't.

>imagine going on b and caring about grammar

>Your hand will feel better than a real pussy.

Yeah my hand with lotion feels amazing. A lot better then the flashlight

ive been with over 300 women and men. 34 bi sexual male. I have to say a good session with one of my fleshlights I would take over any of those real life experiences. I m wondering if you are using it correctly …. there is a cap at the bottom that you can loosen or tighten. are you aware ?

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this user is right, sex is fun but you wake up the day after feeling the same as before.

I highly doubt you've been out of your mom's basement

>there is a cap at the bottom that you can loosen or tighten

Mine doen't have that. However it goes have a built in vibrator witch really doesn't make it feel any better

after some use maybe (dependent on the quality of your fleshlight or a real vagina) you will gain some way of sensing better the textures with your penis, i actually got interested in them after i started feeling things with my first girlfriend, but when we started having sex, the vagina felt unremarkable, as a blowjob that feels so soft that the actual action is not that good
but the actual human contact, the temperature, the smells and little noises and all forms you can look and things like blushing, stares and other feedback makes it wortwhile

Similar not quite the same, but yeah pretty damn close

Too big, too much work to clean, to noisy, to hard to hide, it’s a chore, get in shape go out and pick up a real girl and smash her.

Good for you

The closest thing irl to feel like a real vag is, believe it or not, meat. Makes sense huh?
Go to the butchers, get some cheaps cold cuts. Warm them up in the microwave to room temp. Slide them into a plastic bag, squirt some mayo in there. Hold the bag real tight, or put it in between a mattress and bed base. Then got nuts on that shit.

You are gonna make a mess, but believe me it feels exactly EX-FUCKING-ACTLY like the real thing.

real girls are bigger, more work to keep, more noisy, harder to hide (if you really need to) and all that if they arent crazy bitches on top
its something nice to try and explore but not that great
if you can develop feelings for some inanimated object it probably will save you a lot of troubles

Hand is better than pussy? You must be used to your death grip style of masturbation and can only get off if you squeeze the shit out of it.. I always had an extremely light grip (to the point of a feather tickle can make me cum) and I find a real pussy to be the best feeling ever, unless you use a condom then that fucking sucks...

read over and over. until you realized the level of iq

idk most flashlights i´ve bought feel like a piece of metal or something. Can´t imagine having sex with them. They just shine bright as fuck.

>the level of iq
disregarding people of other languages or cultures taking the time to learn a basic way for sharing opinions in yours dont make you smarter
we are all together in this world, try not being a dick

Then it's not a real Fleshlight.

This post..
The image of some greasy neck beard fucking a bag of microwaved meat mixed with mayonnaise squished between his mattress & bed has me faded.

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Depends how you use the toy. I love to put mine in between my mattress and fuck it. Feels amazing. Doesn't feel as good when you use it like you're jerking off. -21yr old kissless virgin

I dont know either but im not a kissless virgin anymore so you can make your hand feel a lot like pussy but its doesnt matter cuz its not the pussy that makes the difference but its your girl that makes somethimgbelse out of it

Kek. You made me lol.
Thankfully I haven't done it since I was about 16. I'm all grown up now, have a wife and there's no plans to go back to my ham and turkey slice fucking past.

english is a fucking easy and simple language, literally build for low iq people as their native language.

You want the ones with high lumens

head honcho is much better than overrated overpriced fleshlight

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