Why am I so into lesbians???

Why am I so into lesbians???

I'm a guy btw. But all the girls I've ever had huge crushes on ended up being gay/bi. Is there something fucked with me??

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You're probably a faggot.
Just let it happen.

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All hot girls are lesbians.

Dont be fooled, they lust for the pussy licking.

>all girls are
Fixed

Move to Australia where all straight women look like lesbians
serious. it eerie weird

>All hot girls are lesbians.

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No expert, but I have the same thing. I think it may have to do with their being unattainable. People always want what they can't have.
Camille Paglia pointed out in her book, Sexual Personae, that the most charismatic sex symbols always have an androgynous quality.
James Dean, Marlon Brando, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, all of them have a touch of the opposite gender in their image, which Paglia says intensifies their attractiveness to both sexes.

she got AIDs

Except she sucks

sometimes girls'll say they're lesbian to try to shut down "creepy" guys hitting on them.
and sometimes girls just say they're bi for attention. when i went to college about 80% of girls claimed they were bi because it was the in thing, easy way to get attention and to try and stand out (in the same way that all goths dressed the same to stand out)
tl;dr they're probably straight but are subtley telling you they're not interested

Idk, personally I know women are gorgeous but I don't feel like I need to be with them sexually. On the other hand though, Yea Forums phased me into thinking guys are gay. I know it sounds weird and probably crazy since this such a 'fringe' website but like.. I'm kinda traumatized lol. Gotta look out for guys who suck dick on the side/are downlow, didn't know about this before coming here.

I can't get hard if the girl doesn't have tits and a dick.

Are you implying she’s hot or that she’s a lesbo

Have fun sucking dick then I guess?

i'm implying that ellen paige is fugly now and shouldn't be used as an example

I understand OP

Kate McKinnon is my secret waifu

So, you're saying that you've turned all of your girlfriends into lesbians?

Why does she look so fucking old?

that reminds me of the vest wearing lesbos in "seinfeld" and how george drives women to lesbianism.

it also reminds me of a really old SNL sketch from when it was mildly amusing decades ago. these guys are sitting around and they get one magic wish or something. they wish for "the hottest lesbians" to appear suddenly.

these two ugly butch dykes appear, feeding each other yogurt or something, complaining about how hot and uncomfortable it is.

I've had the opposite experience. A few lesbians found me to be the one guy they're into, only because I have feminine qualities they found attractive.

Dunno OP. I have similar tendencies. It's gotten to the point that if I find a girl interesting I start speculating if she's actually a dyke.

I'm the same, I often really like girls who end up being les.

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You have shit taste. That bitch looks, acts and sounds dumb as shit. I can't think of an uglier woman.

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First girlfriend told me she wanted to "be lesbian" after we dated for a year. When I asked if we'd get back together she said "maybe". One year later she is making out with my bestfriend (male) outside my chemistry class. Pretty much ruined the rest of high school for me. This other girl liked me, and I thought she was way cuter than my ex-girlfriend but I never went for it because I thought my ex might want to get back together and I didn't want to hurt her. Couldn't have been more wrong. By the time I saw them swapping spit the girl that liked me had already moved on. Moral of the story: Never trust anyone. Especially those close to you. It just makes it worse when/if they betray you.

Maybe ur gay

What the fuck happened? Age cannot be the sole reason she's turning into a diseased skeleton...

and they didn't even get 12 shekels for betraying you.

are you sure?

None of us were jewish. Not sure what you're on about. My friend and ex actually seemed to have a pretty decent relationship until recently. Turns out she's still a mentally unstable dumb bitch who doesn't know what she wants. Figures.

She was always ugly. Look at those beady little eyes

They remind you of the cool guy in school. Except you want to fuck them.

Compared to what? Juno? That was a decade ago.

stfu kid, you had a girlfriend in highschool. like you have the right to get angry about anything.

She must be loosing massive weight for a movie role.

MY WORD! Look at the time, IS IT time for another Holocaust movie?

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and you sound like you got hung up on yourself.

I've been alone for 3 years counting because "I've had a girlfriend in highschool". Multiple actually. The last one fucked me up so bad emotionally that I'm actually afraid of being attracted to people now. Like I intentionally avoid people I'm attracted to. In college now and I don't see my self loving anyone else anytime soon. So, YOU shut the fuck up "kid".

Not sure what you mean by that. I just still cared about her and didn't want to make her sad. I was also young and dumb. Should've realized that "maybe" basically is a nice way of saying no. But the past is the past, doesn't mean shit now. I've learned from my mistakes so I guess there's a silver lining.

Thats the natural progression of porn addiction. You start with lesbians and eventually can only get off to degenerate shit. After you cum youre back to normal

Meth, it's a hell of a drug.

ellen page is gross

Nah, it's not the same for everyone.
I'm into lesbians as people IRL, but I was never really into lesbian porn.

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