My wife is at the bar with her friend (a girl), I’m stuck at home with my daughter. She’s (my wife) hot...

My wife is at the bar with her friend (a girl), I’m stuck at home with my daughter. She’s (my wife) hot. What are the chances some dude tries to bang her? I don’t wanna fight anyone. (Pic not related)

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You cucks are pathetic

If someone bangs her, bang her friend.

Buy some pepper spray.

She’s not hot though. All her hot friends are still in Vietnam.

There is no try only do. Women go to bars to get free drinks and cock. So your wf is cheating. Sorry bro.

High chance she shuts them down user

Some dude will try to bang her. count on it.
Is your daughter hot?

If she bangs some dude bang your daughter.

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>you met a woman who was willing to spend the rest of her life with you
>worried about some random dude in a bar

Honestly OP you need to step back and take a look at yourself. This mentality is not healthy. Surely you have some respect for this woman? She married you for a reason, she's not going to throw that away for some bullshit

Hit or miss?

You’re asking if a 2 year old is hot? Slow down there lead singer of Lost Prophets.

Post daughter

Cancel that request, post wife

Restoration 100

Stop being so nervous and insecure, OP. If she vowed to marry you than why would she cheat? You need to trust her.

Oh boy...

>If you're making this thread, you're probably not married, nor do you have kids.
>The chances a dude will try to pick up a hot chick at a bar are pretty high.
>She's with her friend; this helps you in two ways. Her friend will probably try to save the marriage, especially if a divorce means deportation, and there is a greatly diminished chance that someone's going to get away with slipping anything in her drink.
>If it were to get to the point where you have to "fight anyone", it's already too late. No cheating bitch is worth jail time, especially considering it's just a long opportunity for her to have someone else's kids.

Other than the first one, those are good points. Her friend isn’t retarded so that’s helpful.

I'm not trying to say that OP shouldn't be hopeful that his wife wont cheat on him but you'd be surprised how common it is for people to cheat.

>My wife

If my real wife cheats on me I’m going to make her my new wife.

He's like a potato version of Jean Reno.

I wish for Potate Reno to offer me his sausage.

>The first point stands. Stop being such a child.

No it doesn’t cause I am married and have a child.

>Your parents shouldn't have allowed you to marry at 12. This level of insecurity, being aimed (poorly) into the rancid bowels of the internet is reserved for children too young to be posting here, as most of us were/are.

God...I felt that fedora tip from where I’m laying. You must be a lv 99

>You even meme like a child. Go do something with your life before this awful place consumes you.

this but without the condition

i guess they never miss huh

How did you know my daughter has downs?

Your boss is ther with her. He didnt cum inside but she swallowed. The kids know. He tastes better not lying. Dunkin Inn.

Side Hoe job. Dont let them work side hoe jobs. Have them teach you to save. you dont go out. She dont put out. Has money? side hoe job.