Walk in

>walk in

>see this on bed

wat do???

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Lickin her holes

Probably take the most expensive item I see and run

turn 360 degrees and walk away

cum on feet

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walk out

are you fucking 12

Do a 720° board slide into that pussy,for Jesus

Tell her she forgot to cook the dinner and go to mcdonalds grabbin sonething to eat alone

then youd still be facing the same way, retard

I found the newfag

who needs mcdonalds when i can tounge her asshole for dinner

i remember when this joke was actually funny

>do you like anal?
>no
>does anal anyway

wait

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it's an oldfag pretending to be a newfag, newfag

thats an oldfag calling an oldfag a retard, newfag

Ask her what she's doing in my room, and tell her that if she fucked with my ps4 save games im gonna fuck her shit in the head. And then if all is cool I'll ask her if I can look at her boobies and touch her body. And if we get to know eachother a little maybe some sexy times.

Realistically, if I walked into that, it’s my wife. In which case, I’m fingering that pussy until wet, and then I’m slidding (yeah) my dick in there and fucking her until she begs for rest.

>fuck her shit in the head

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here's her pussy

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Not bad. Show her face so we know if we’d have to bag her.

another one

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make eggs?