Hello, welcome back I'm your host dogge and were gonna be answering a couple calls today. Hello johnny you're on, what can I do ya for?
Hello, welcome back I'm your host dogge and were gonna be answering a couple calls today. Hello johnny you're on...
Angel Morgan
Jonathan Martinez
hi can i get a biscuit
Ayden Sullivan
hi I was just wondering why is it illegal to have sex with dogs???? animals can consent since they never say no or anything lmao the law needs to catch up
Brandon Cook
Do you mean biscuit in the American way or the British way
Joseph Rodriguez
nope sorry can't do it through the radio, next
Levi Bailey
Where do I get dog to eat?
Levi Roberts
honestly i agree with ya there johnny, if a brother wanna have sex, he should be able to have sex, I say this is racist to my kind, thanks for your call, next
Charles Flores
IM NOT FOOD JOHNNY, NEXT
Christopher Reyes
Okay. Um, um, okay, what we're thinking of as aliens, Dogge, they're extra-dimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. They've infiltrated a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51. The disasters that are coming, they, the military... I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now, Dogge.
Isaac Brown
I hear you johnny, these aliens are an interesting type of extraterrestrial beings and we have to approach them always with caution. This world, this country, this land, especially us doggs cannot afford a controversial battle against these beings. I say we approach this situation by epathizing with these aliens because we have no idea what they are capable of. My solution would be peace, try no to start anything that would be a serious threat to our world, thanks for your call johnny, next
Luke Murphy
Fuck you texas
Josiah Carter
yeehaw dogs are real dogs too johnny cmon now, next
Hudson Cox
and fuck your lone star beer
Jose Ramirez
My mom walked in on me jacking it wat to do
Jace Miller
*dubs*
well johnny if I was in your case as a hooman, I would assert dominance and say that you are proud of it. Your are a god given man and you have the right to ejaculate at your own pleasing, as a human, and as a person in this world we live in, next
Levi Hughes
If I go to the grocery shopping and there is a man with a gun pointing it at the cashier wat do I do
Ian Gutierrez
If you see a porn star in in the wild wat to do
Because 1 seems to be my neighbor
Matthew White
If you a dogg, bork as hard as you can because a real grown man would never shoot a dogg. However if you are indeed a hooman, run the fuck away or else you getting shot. next.
Sebastian Moore
Approach with caution johnny, even though she may be a pornstar, she has intercourse a lot and you never know when one day you may do the good ol afternoon delight and BAM you got STD's. next.
Blake Miller
I’m a virgin telling a other virgin go for it and get some porn star pussy
Jackson Taylor
I’m gay and Jewish is there something wrong with me
Chase Williams
A car just ran through my back yard anons wat to do
Oliver Ross
If you're a hooman, no, this is 2019 johnny, there are much worse things than that. However, if you're a dogg, get yo shit fixed. next.
Jason Taylor
chase that bitch down. next.
Juan Rodriguez
On it
Blake Torres
A man was at the corner sketchy as fuck
He was selling meth to my luck
He seemed to be nice so i stabbed him
Wat to do now because he is still alive
Jayden James
Are dogs real or are they machines that feel nothing so that makes it ok to kick it
Xavier Myers
Hey dogge, I'm watching your show live on the internet right now and I was wondering why your and your studios appearance changes with every new caller. I'm also wondering why every caller goes by the name of 'Johnny'. Thanks.
Ayden Wilson
stab him again, there's no point in trying to save him now, next.
Alexander Butler
doggs are just as real as hooman's johnny, no need to give em the ol roundhouse kick, next
Henry Stewart
thanks for the question johnny, I change the appearance to spice up my radio show a bit, always kinda liked the change of scenery. And I'll leave that second question to your mystery to ponder, next
Jayden Nguyen
Hey dogge, there is a girl I like, but don't know what to do or how to approach her. She's a very cute poodle of fine class and I'm just a homeless dog. What do?
Joshua Mitchell
My personal advice would be to act yourself when approaching this poodle, because at the end of the day, it ain't about what's on the outside, its about what's on the inside johnny. And if she don't accept that, then she ain't the one for you. next.
Andrew Hall
i just wanna say thanks and i don't like israel. that's all, love your work
Henry Butler
thanks johnny appreciate the support, next.