REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Ok

Wen your IQ consists of a single digit.
Are you 6?

fucking please

bump

doesn't need
could want

I hope it's Amber

super doubtful

Ok. Challenge accepted

I already have one but I want two now :/

pls I haven't felt the touch of a woman in many moons

I fucking wish.

youtube.com/watch?v=4TVTm5xfvjk

Here's hoping

FUCKING pls

The last time I did this it didn't work, but I'll keep trying.

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Kawaii ellie and joel DLC out now for last of us

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> be me , yesterday
> Already have GF, she said she wanted to go on strike because feminist women day.
> At dinner time I made dinner and told her if she could prepare table for dinner.
> She said that today is women day , no house work.
> Made dinner only for me and dinner alone, she had to make dinner for her and now is mad and won't talk to me.

How to make her suck my wee wee again?

cash in your good boy points

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Lieer

I want Amber but she knows that.

Pls God have mercy with me

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well since I am replying for very obvious reasons I will tell a joke I heard as a kid:
there was 3 people on the desert, an American, a Mexican and a french. They where so thirsty they were near fainting when suddenly they all see a coca cola bottle, instead of sharing it like normal people these autists instead decide to do a jumping competition to see who gets to drink the bottle.
The Frenchman jumps and lands 1.5 meters, the American jumps and lands 6.5 feet, then the mexican lands 2 desimeters.
The Frenchman and American both laugh at him for losing that badly and the Mexican shrugs and says his excuse: Its by the coke I just drank.

Fuck it worth a shot

lies

I hate niggers

me excited

Lie to her by saying that you where wrong and she was right, then you apologize and say that you feel terrible. By then she will not expect it so you strike and rape her.

End me

.:

Sure

Pretty much how it works

Check these dubs

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k den

Actually don’t

okay

i don't get it

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I'm trying to get rid of one

Lied

FUCK YEA

I don't think this actually works.

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The Mexican drank the coke that they were competing for

why not

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Boy i wish this was true

trips of derp
the beaner stole the coke

B

ha h a

tatin

whatever it takes lads

plz god make dis real

wouldn't think a reddit bait thread would gain this much attention.

ok

ok

Desperation rears it lonely head one again. Let's do this.

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Yes

Bullshit

k

No

fucking finally

at this point it's worth a try

pls be for real

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Don't let me down

plz

promise?

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okay

quads and everyone gets one

Oof

Ok

I hope

sure.

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Cant hurt to try.

>Optimism.png

Reply

thanks fren

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pls

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i hope i get heroin tomorrow

Ok sure

You better not be a fagit OP

WHATEVER

Please bois

Yeah suuuure

okay

OP better not be lying

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Ain't got anything to lose

K

Doubt

K

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ok

it doesn't hurt to try

Ok

Bring me Monica!

Yes please

Ok master

No if it isn't her :(

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Please

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Please sir PLEASE

pls

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test

I wish

Bullshit

wow fr fr?

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BET

Waiting.

ok

There's a girl in mind

k

Nice.

FINALLY

that's nice

Aight

Sure

Pls

okay

please please please

i dont even go outside

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ok

Yeah like it'll happen

roll

Stop trying to make me feel again, please.

Seeing my crush tomorrow so fingers crossed

What if I'm gay?

(X) Doubt

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Bullshit

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the question is wh

fag

reply

please

Hopefully

i wish

pls god

Reply for doubt

Unlikely, but ill take it.

I want a slender slut. No more of these fat virgins, somebody with a nice body who wants to fuck like rabbits all day and nite.

My wife will be mad

oke

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Why not, I hope so, because tomorrow is my birthday, maybe that is one of my wishes as well.

>God pls execute this config.

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Pls

ur gay

I will believe on Yea Forums for once. Please. Please get me a girlfriend.

I already have one but I kind of hate her. I kinda want to find a new one.

Thx

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NIGGER

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we shall see

Big titty goth gf

fake and gay

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nice digits!

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Pls

oh look it's my favorite pic on the internet

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend. It's decimeter, by the way.

bet

Please

No harm in replying, I’ll take what I can get.

OP best not be lying

THis thread hasn't worked yet, what are u doin OP?

who is this

Ok

Ok thanks for the correction

on jah?

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I hope this works.

(OP)
Alright, OP. I'll bite

Really? Magical thinking FTW!

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Soo...he was behind that!?

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OP you better deliver

o'rly?

You never know

no I won't

kay

its worth a shot

Epic

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i was needing this for so long

Yeahight

Probably fake but I still reply

pls

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nigger

But I don't want a girfren

Ok

fuck

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funny

what if she's gay

I'll play your game

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Hope so, there's this cute thicc polish chick at my my school, and i want to spread my slavic genes with her.

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Fuck it, may as well

sure whatever

Met my elementary school crush again after not seeing her for 17 years. So might as well reply, can't hurt. She's just as hot now as she was back then. Except now I don't look like a sack of rancid lard. And now I can actually talk to her without spraying spaghetti everywhere.

Get this: past week I've been in a cardiology ward because my heart's got only 8% of it's pumping capacity left. And today she just fuggin pops in the door like it's nothing: Turns out she's my goddamn nurse just for tonight (she's picking up a shift for a coworker apparently).

So yeah friends. I'm gonna skedaddle out there before she signs off. Maybe I'll get to talk to her again. Can't hurt to roll the dice when you get a one-time free shot like this.

Yeet

im such a loser might as well try it

Let's see what happens

I’m sad enough to hope

Done

I am lonely and pathetic, please universe work for me once

Hope

Lmao

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a

Nig

i already have 1 and i couldnt be happier. she treats me like a king and spoiles the hell out of me. she bought my car.my computer. she hates that i work so hard so she tells me to quit my job lol

ger

IN THE OTHER THREAD I GOT TRIPS AND SEE, NOTHING

k

Roll

I wont but thanks

Alright! No more tfwnogf

lmao this wont work

shiiiiiet

Fukin dipshit faggot op youre a cunt

Right on.

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If it only would

No thanks I am quite happy with my gay Spanish lover Fabio

#me

pls

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OK

rollz

What if I don’t want one

I believe in magic of random threads

yup

Here goes nothing

roll

I wager three pennies.

Fucc yeah

Forever alone

Maybe I wont be meeting a train head on afterall

Am lonely

Why not. Long as you aren't doin' no witchcraft.

Suicide if it doesnt work brother

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Fucking hope.

this would be cool if it was true

Couldn't hurt to take the chance

ok

gay

No I fuckin won’t

Meh, sure

ok

I am fucking counting on you

First reply ever

Shit I wish.

I wish that would be true

good luck guys

Ok

please

Dr.neo cortex? BLASTED INFERIOR GENED SANDICOOTS!

k

Pls

Thanks

Do your magic faggot.

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doubt

ok

maybe itll work, thank you.

Ok

make it a thicc mommy gf

Better be true

if i get dubs this post is true

Cant hurt

Ok

lies, also dubs

yes

yeah right, let's see

Give me one for every day of the week

asdfsadfasdfasdf PLEASE

Give gf pls

please let it be hot blond chick from downstairs

Hi

If OP is lying his mother dies in her sleep tonight.

>Also, check'em.

damn hello bois thanks for the blessing OP u da man

u gon send a bitch to me in a package or sum?

op plz provide

Reply

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Lies

k

Lets get it bois

kkkkkkkkkk

If I already have a girlfriend does it mean I get a side chick to fuck?

Friend of mine replied and got hit by a cat the next day so I'm not so sure if that works

fuck it why not

Hmmm.... 06 u say? Coincidence? I don't think so.

she better be cute

Lets see

It works i tomorow i had my GF

Trips and the curse is real.

I dare

I hope she'll stick with me the rest of my life.

jafafafa

pls trap gf

Fake news

can I get instant death instead?